@drogewoesteinTV Read rulebook, read some fluff, consider what tactics would you prefer. Dark Eldar are very fragile army, almost any mistake will make you cry. But in right hands they are great.
Hey, I’m a Marine Gunnery Sergeant and just finished a music Video about some of the time I spent in Combat. The song is called don’t touch me. Give a listen; you will be impress that I can not only be a Marine but a musician also. Thanks.
... lol wat? :P ineed subtitles, im laughing to hard to hear it. also, anyone else like painting ur army in weird colors or just in ways that no one expects? personal fave was when some ultra smurf player ( who was already sucky, proly just started playing) was being imature and laughing about mah pink nids (inspired by the sixth Cain book. u know where its mentioned.) he wasnt laughing very much when his commander and an assault squad got torn apart on turn 2. thank the dice gods>:D
STICK TO YOUR DAY JOBS!!!..., FOR THE LOVE OF GOD please!
Archiemonty 2 days ago
"were really not quitting" i rofld so hard at that part
kagmdjt 5 days ago
@DearBossMusic
They're married and have kids
rpgboione 2 weeks ago
These guys must get so much pussy.
DearBossMusic 3 weeks ago
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warhammerboy95 1 month ago in playlist Favorite videos
HOW DID I MISS THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BLasterchief180 1 month ago 3
154 have no feelings :'(
vgSp00fy 1 month ago
Daves faces are awesome!
MetalUpYoArse 1 month ago
)))
Darkmoreplague 1 month ago
abc114able HEY i like tau
ManicKarmaJacker 2 months ago
im sorry did they say Bat Rap or Bad Rap...
DoctorSmoo 2 months ago
Hahahah :D what is this?
94Bjornen 2 months ago
They ar sooo bad at rapping - but this is hysterical! Good job guys!
UlyssesWeber 2 months ago
thats was totally ausome!
ninjaFiredragon1 2 months ago
!!!hahahah!!!
Tyranidmaster27 2 months ago
lolz
Toatony 2 months ago
its so bad its good
pwner347 3 months ago
@pwner347 I concur... They are soo bad at rapping but it is hysterically funny.
UlyssesWeber 2 months ago
149 people are tau that listen to bat metal
abc114able 3 months ago
1:44 Is probably where Captain Slaughter's voice came from!
kenshinthemaster 3 months ago
MAKE MORE IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS AWESOME!!
tomred20 3 months ago
this video is quality....just quality
soppingwetpussyhead4 3 months ago
wtf!!
drtrimbo 3 months ago
i need help playing i have no clue how to play
mightyd53 3 months ago
this is so funny i can't stop laughing how don't know how chaos doesn't win
ThePlasmaPistol 4 months ago
this was made 2 days before my birthday 8-)
wierdnid 4 months ago
tyranids are so cool ha ha ha ha
xxmarsterofyugiohxx 4 months ago
You have the awesome look in your face Dave
Labais7 5 months ago
This was amusing...but if you ever do this again....I must go hang myself x.x
Rexamillion90 5 months ago
LOL I think Dave is having a seizure @ 1:10-1:12 and 1:32-1:34. Best video ever! Matt's lines were more clever, but damn this is awesome!
InternalBloodBath 6 months ago 6
MILK FOR THE CORN FLAKES
ADSM101 6 months ago
I don't want to be a hater, so I won't be. Comment kept to myself.
thmauth 6 months ago 3
That was brill, i rap a bit my self about anything and everything. I loved it make another one.
Alfonso2Scoot 6 months ago
should i be worried if i memorised this?
infintry2 6 months ago
My favorite part was 0:00 - 5:06 ! I couldn't stop laughing!
PolskaProdigy 6 months ago 20
@PolskaProdigy i think 0:00 - 5:07 is better
K1ps1 2 months ago
this is funy
bigdogjphollis 6 months ago
matt cant sing
jojojarom 6 months ago
hilarious
TheBAOM 6 months ago
? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bennido10 6 months ago
lmfao first thoughts were wtf?
flymewwificrew 6 months ago
1:28 i love daves face
thousandson556 6 months ago
Bloody Genius. That is all.
milfhunter60 6 months ago
so rythmatic
SuperUltraMegaish 6 months ago
how to start playing warhammer? want to play tyranids or dark eldar
drogewoesteinTV 7 months ago
@drogewoesteinTV Play with Tyranids. At my opinion they are better than dark eldar.
TheZarakiKenpachi1 7 months ago
@drogewoesteinTV Read rulebook, read some fluff, consider what tactics would you prefer. Dark Eldar are very fragile army, almost any mistake will make you cry. But in right hands they are great.
Tefratogon 7 months ago
this seriously made me quit playing table top games
CaecoAequitas 7 months ago
Put this on itunes please!
PS3player20 7 months ago
you know you have to actually add in graphics to use that green screen during the chorus right?
megaripcord 7 months ago
chaos rulz
DaGreatWaaagh 7 months ago
so cool
DaGreatWaaagh 7 months ago
If you're gonna do this then at least do it right... so much awesome potential thrown away
Tweeterfist 7 months ago
This is disturbing
Egyptiantomb 7 months ago
wat is Warhammer plz help mi cuz i what to start mi own army.... O.O
masterwolf101z 7 months ago
@masterwolf101z it is a tabletop game in the future that you use use models and paint and assemble them and you use dice LOOK IT UP :D!
HaloFan2531 7 months ago
dave u should realy have a battle agenest mat that would be a epic battle go tyranids!
mawlocswarm 7 months ago
plz make another one!
Abbta1 8 months ago
yeah... never again please guys. I was hoping to see Matt and Dave battle, but I couldn't make it through this video
DeadStupidFilms 8 months ago
best battle report ever
SODOM453 8 months ago
@tan39652that´s homophob, bastard
hildo247 8 months ago
dont repeat it please...
LordVideoful 8 months ago
Never do this again ;-)
terrenord 8 months ago
"ok that`s just sucks!" XD 3:35
SuomiBroadcast 8 months ago
That was painful, good lyrics but next time.... carry on as normal xD
ParkourKid2009 8 months ago in playlist miniwargaming battle report collection
not good that was just shit
slug6199 9 months ago
it's a bad rap :D
TheDortmunderJungs 9 months ago
Eminem aint got nothing on these guys.
SwiiFTHoRiZeN 9 months ago
By fare the best way to make a battle report. more PLEASE.
WarhammerGodStudios 9 months ago
OMGZ i just see now that his computer screen 0:38 is my TV screen O.O
TheDiscoveryCH 9 months ago
really dave and matt??? ok no more crack 4 u to
SoulsEdge001 9 months ago
awsum sause
christopheryarwood 9 months ago
It's so "white" it hurts
commandervulkan 9 months ago
Rofl. Best rappers ever (except for eminem ofc)
BabyEatinTroll 9 months ago
they look like there high lolz
hello123325 10 months ago 2
1:45 he sound like street fighter lol
TheJokersWorld1 10 months ago
make one more with tau and necrons
MWGFan002 10 months ago
i thot u sed u got biovors
ProtossRage 10 months ago
dave's faces rofl
filesunavailable 10 months ago
try another beat next time xD
bleachmoni 10 months ago
are u guys going to do more bat raps??
Diap2012 10 months ago
Hell ya lol
BlankoPie 10 months ago
127 traitors don't know the true meanig of music!!!
Avatrass 10 months ago 2
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
SuperTommygun11 10 months ago
Always better than the song Friday.
cartmanfatass 11 months ago
Wow, I actually lol'd when Dave put the smoke in his mouth.
teetertoter3 11 months ago
And this is the best way to make Battle Reports. No doubt.
teetertoter3 11 months ago 73
MORE OF THIS
dapillnow 11 months ago 3
THANK god your not rappers! ha ha, anyway keep the vids coming.
Stormreign101 11 months ago
more like BAD rap
Charles4067 11 months ago
L O L
Man, that was so horrendous, that it was fantastic. =)
0Berzerker0 11 months ago
?????????
chaoswargamer 11 months ago
meh...so much better than all those crappy songs today
theseventhson95 11 months ago 2
WOW, thats so dorky that I'm blushing.
maggots4u 11 months ago
MWG u guys are the best :D
MWGFan002 11 months ago
This was great guys .. Man i needed a good laugh like this thanks LMFAO
EpicTerrain 11 months ago
the hat was the best part
Theoriginalwobba 11 months ago
i like the parts where they sings "its the batrap"
KennieTheOne 11 months ago
1:10 tourettes
Friendguystarcraft 11 months ago
1:10 turrets
Friendguystarcraft 11 months ago
that guys from mortal kombat conquest he was san sung
CJELLIOTT666 1 year ago
@CJELLIOTT666 you mean shang tsung
darthslain 1 year ago
@darthslain yeah
CJELLIOTT666 1 year ago
122 people are nids remmember nids are for kids
and blood fr the blood god!
skulls for the skull throne
TheDiscoveryCH 1 year ago
sooo bad
duplexjam 1 year ago
sooqa 4to 3a ebanbki 63478
ins1DeRaZeR 1 year ago
@ins1DeRaZeR ork?
TheDiscoveryCH 1 year ago
that was totally awesome!!!!!!
csgas17 1 year ago
make another one i love this !
TheDiscoveryCH 1 year ago 51
Wow, the first thing produced by MWM that i really hate -.-
BrainBlatster 1 year ago
please do not make another one of these.... i am having that "why did i watch this" feeling...
skaven10 1 year ago
deep strike with their power fists and charge the monster and rip through it's carapace
it sounded a lot like rip through it's it's carapiss
wolfiuz1 1 year ago
chaos is the best team in my opion
Mrtubedude99 1 year ago
matt is a cheater :( not this video tho
nikolaizolo 1 year ago
How many points was that. Cause it looked kinda big.
smg900 1 year ago
make another bat rap
40Vtech 1 year ago
Ugh the rap format made me unsubscribe,hithertofore your videos were quite helpful.
MrBuddydan 1 year ago
tyranids sould have won
aasnijders 1 year ago
class
jazzxeno 1 year ago
welp, couldn't bring myself to actually watch this. please don't ever do this again. Gave it a thumbs down.
kalikeros 1 year ago
I can't believe I watched this whole thing.... and liked it.
Urukguy27 1 year ago
lol..... >_<
pewpewetc 1 year ago
In the Name of the blood god why?
Stingray42285 1 year ago
Please, just... no
corbett656 1 year ago
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TheNecronLord666 1 year ago
thanks to your rap i have cancer but nice fight
sorrowtheforgoten 1 year ago
no one or anything sings in the 41st millennium unless your counting bolter fire and screams of agony...
Tyranidalex 1 year ago
uhhhh.... no.
Tyranidalex 1 year ago
116 people dont play warhammer
TeeHee117 1 year ago
what its a tie thats worse than a lost lol ( :
Mrtubedude99 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
The replay button reported me for rape :(
InquisitorSephiroth 1 year ago
lol I think dave's hat fell of at 2:50
tylerbushman 1 year ago
this is freaking hilarious lol the rap in the beginning duudes i love ur vids looool
lovestarwarsechobase 1 year ago
I love miniwargaming, but thannkyou for proving ervery single nerdy warhammer stereotype right :P
FishMan329 1 year ago
omg... amazing
theawesome1011 1 year ago
you created a new genre,40kRAP :D actually great flow dudes,respect. Miniwargaming rulez!
Jinzar84 1 year ago
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Hey, I’m a Marine Gunnery Sergeant and just finished a music Video about some of the time I spent in Combat. The song is called don’t touch me. Give a listen; you will be impress that I can not only be a Marine but a musician also. Thanks.
kamikazecmi 1 year ago
TIME TO DIE! LET'S BRING IN ME DEFE!
Asken96 1 year ago
ringtone-ify this. please.
Fullmetalsoup 1 year ago
... lol wat? :P ineed subtitles, im laughing to hard to hear it. also, anyone else like painting ur army in weird colors or just in ways that no one expects? personal fave was when some ultra smurf player ( who was already sucky, proly just started playing) was being imature and laughing about mah pink nids (inspired by the sixth Cain book. u know where its mentioned.) he wasnt laughing very much when his commander and an assault squad got torn apart on turn 2. thank the dice gods>:D
rjhogan07 1 year ago
lol epic dis roks :D
ravehogroks 1 year ago
Dave FTW.
roman11777 1 year ago
matt pwnz :D
InquisitorSephiroth 1 year ago
lol laughing my ass off what will you come up with next
angelofdeath1953 1 year ago
mark of corn?? im new to warhammer 40k. what is that?
plus it makes me want to eat corn on a cob
ArmoredSamurai 1 year ago
@ArmoredSamurai Mark of Khorne, its a Wargear Piece. Think it adds strength.
TheBoltokPriest 1 year ago
Lol this was hilarious haha ^^. Chaos are the destined rulers btw : /.
Khornedevotee 1 year ago
orks rule
coolman5ish 1 year ago
@coolman5is: I rule lol ^^.
Khornedevotee 1 year ago
ork rule
coolman5ish 1 year ago
asome
coolman5ish 1 year ago
eemmmmmmmm.....................ok
Reaperjet11 1 year ago
like it:)
gorbad0909 1 year ago
chaaaaiiiiios :P
usernaameunavailable 1 year ago
this is unbelivably awesome you guy have made my week
o0OAlecO0o 1 year ago
This is hilarious lol you guys are awsome
pmation 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
hrafnkello 1 year ago
is that joe in the background?
jjjet2000 1 year ago
oh man its like watching a train wreck!!
jonmiller308 1 year ago
W.....T......F..................
kill23451 1 year ago
Hahahahah pause it at 2:51 by far the best face......
MajorLeagueDoorKickr 1 year ago
wasten time. dat y the boys get all choppy to ye cuse u looking 'he wroung way!
WWAAAGHHH! Wez da best!
BLOODKINGbro 1 year ago
I am leaarning this sony of by heart :D
kappow4 1 year ago
For reasons i can't fathom, i thought this was funny. Nice job.
gojira4444 1 year ago
i zoned in and out of this video realizing its still going D:
nice paint job:D
Cranium10000 1 year ago
Would be funnier if these guys were at least able to rap or would understand anything about rap texting. :|
Sirenensang 1 year ago
@Sirenensang this rap was THE BEST RAP IN THE WORLD!!!!
kappow4 1 year ago
or is it: CAUSE I DO FEEL NO PAIN?
KennieTheOne 1 year ago
"Hurt me if u can, cause i DONT feel no pain"
KennieTheOne 1 year ago
wot
teammick 1 year ago
insane quality! XD
Oliver200101 1 year ago
.......xenos scum.......
XxfatmaniacxX 1 year ago
wow that was great
ahack13 1 year ago
this was strangely enjoyable
76Dville 1 year ago
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lukenmogs 1 year ago
I actually think there were more Berzerkers than Gaunts at 2:36. Wow.
RepublicCustoms 1 year ago 25