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play the horn... i dont even have to tell everyone what it means
doom1killer123 9 months ago
Your life? Wow, some people have ALL the luck...
The moment I was born, I was trained to be a merciless, callous killer. They forced innocent targets on me so that my conscience will disappear after killing ample amounts of innocent people. Then, I met her. She was beautiful, and we sneaked out in the dead of the night. We never got to hold hands or such, but I could buy food for her frail mother. They found out, and marked her as my target. I killed her, and attempted suicide.
COZYTW 1 year ago
@COZYTW Her mother, of course, stopped me, saved my life but never forgave me. The smell of her blood lingers on my hands to this date. I regret the day I followed orders blindly. It's like staring at someone you want to protect die in your hands, and your heart, brain and other organs felt like something gripped them all in one shot, making it hard to move and breathe. It felt like a miasma of some sort. This story, ish mai laife.
COZYTW 1 year ago
just as you endeed a thing on the tv on the computer said a storm warning i was so intreged by that story then it came
RichardBlaikie 3 years ago
ahahah hilarious
rongdisk23 3 years ago
"but the story....is my life"
*crys histaricly*
KatMiko11 3 years ago 8
Ahahaha, the "Ever so softly" bit reminded me of Dane Cook with the "Thanks for the candy" part of his weird friend in the office joke, rofl. "This is my life," ahahahaha!
RichieDee123 3 years ago
lol "ever so softly."
"this story...is my life."
psychG 3 years ago 15
but then a dragon hit the castle lolz
cwp130 3 years ago
Travis is the best story teller...Im kinda glad I asked him about the story or he would not have given such an amazing telling of it
tommahawk815 3 years ago 5
That was the most movingly disturbing thing I've heard since his- "I love your vagina" song.
fridgeinc 3 years ago
i laughed so hard when he said "ever so softly"
admkanne 3 years ago 3
hahahaha This is so funny!
DuskyVDark 3 years ago
holy shit travis is hilarious
austin1106 3 years ago
Is this Nick? I miss Nick :(
SilentAvera 3 years ago
this is Travis
UltiMota 3 years ago 3
"Ever so softly..."
That scared me.
Tyelly 3 years ago 3
You sound so serious.
mavarek666 3 years ago
O.o........ok.....
carcotasu08 3 years ago
i not get
calvin950 3 years ago