Werewolf 7 of 9

[TheAmericanCthulhu]

It sounds like the deejay is the "Nope! You ruined the mood" guy from the Jeep.

[PazGuerro]

De Niro. Snipes. The Fan.

[textthing]

@adiostraitorobama

Internal Monologue FM.

[icefirepokemon]

my wallaby means a lot to me LOL!

[GoblinXXX]

"You're a hustler!"

"No, I was IN Hustler!"

[GoblinXXX]

@adiostraitorobama What I like is that the radio was apparently also playing the movie's SOUNDTRACK!

[RichterTheEternal]

Well, I can see this really intense werewolf horror movie decided to take a break for a drink and playing some pool at the local bar...UGH...

[DickieAnginson]

"Yep, bikers love harpsichord music."

[bingdat]

Stop with ze talking and start with ze chalking

[demboys18]

"Hey Look it's Angel Sitting Bull!"

"Thanks for killing me and all my people, enjoy our land!"

[ThePRIMEMINISTRY]

Hey Biker, Hey Rasta...

Excellence!!!

[applebonker141]

@adiostraitorobama My theory is it is just to provide background noise but I guess they didn't count on the actors pausing so much or it being so intrusive.

[blossom246810]

GRANDMA!

[MrBuch169169]

Oh no, not things!!

[alice88wa]

GOD, why/how is this movie still going? I feel like I've been watching for hours. Although this is definitely one of my top 10 mst3ks, I pity anyone who watched this sans Mike and the bots.

[Shadowlynk]

Wurrwulf! Schtoppen be talken and schtart wit de chalken!

[kawaiisweetgirl]

Yuri's wigs are out of control. Just embrace the baldness dude.

[kawaiisweetgirl]

What is with the unnecessary close up shots of everyone face. It is so uncalled for.

[MisuzuK4M10]

Yep. Biker's DO love them some harpsichord music.

[spartanwarmaster]

This movie is TERRIBLE.

[PaperbackWizard]

I don't get the SNL reference.

[paladindarknite]

@PaperbackWizard old school SNL, look it up during the 70s~

[applebonker141]

@PaperbackWizard In SNL's first few seasons, Chevy Chase would do a pratfall (fall down the stairs or something like that) and then he'd say "Live from New York, its Saturday Night!"

There was one opening where Chevy was in the hospital and he called in and had either Jane Curtain or Gilda Radner (I can't remember) walk the phone receiver off the table and as it was dangling off the edge, he said "Live from New York, its Saturday Night!" :)

[dankind80]

"Hey, Paul, you're really turning into a werewolf over there. Anyway, 3-ball in the corner pocket."

[AeriaGl0ris]

"Oh yeah! I pushed her down the stairs, I'm the man!"

Sheesh, even as a werewolf, Paul is an idiot.

[qwuezalothus]

AAAH! S.O.S.! S.O.S.! SHITTY MOVIE! SHITTY MOVIE! S.O.S.!

[textthing]

Note that the stunt double falling down the stairs is clearly a man.

[AstralPixie]

"JD Salinger writes more than this guy"

"Gee ... Cher's really let herself go"

"Hey Paul.. you're really turning into a werewolf there"

"It's not a good sign when the action in your movie is upstaged by a mural"

"Thanks for killing off my people.. enjoy our land"

"Does anyone else see those Indians in the sky there?"

[Kendorager]

Yes! The future conditional pluperfect subjunctive! After a year of struggling through ancient greek, Mike just made my day! :)

[criggs187]

Ok, stop! Everyone go up a shirt size.

[sickknastyy]

De Niro, Snipes... The Fan.

[JoltenJoetaco]

Look out its Bob Ross!

[DJVirgoNeun]

Possibly one of the only things I love about this movie which they forgot to point out and riff on. The pointless sound effects added LOL

[ninjawraith17]

1:02

Run beautiful actress, you now have the chance to leave this bomb!

[EponymousKid]

@adiostraitorobama Right? It's like the radio knew Paul was a werewolf and changed itself to the appropriate station.

[RavnDream]

"That's the American way."

"Although we haven't seen an American in this movie yet."

[BlueEyes7452]

Better than the new, bigger Cheez-Its?

[trapadoored]

wait...crows never heard of Ken Burnes civil war!! ( see the sketch where he makes his own civil war documentary in ..I think it was the thing that couldn't die.)-

with all the inconsistencies in the show I don't know if I CAN "really just relax"

-that was almost as bad as the time Crow said he didn't like roadhouse after declaring it his favorite movie.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

You know, I just realized after the 7th time watching this, they sold us on a Yetiglanchi, "NOT IN A TRADITIONAL WHITE MAN MOVIE MONSTER SENSE," and yet the Werewolves here have no difference between any of previous rendition of a Movie Monster Werewolf, except the fact that it barely resembles a wolf... Or ANY Canine for that matter. Good on Mike and the Bots for ripping this movie a new one.

[trapadoored]

@t0t3n3ng3l

no-unlike the traditional white monster movie werewolf sometimes this one takes the form of a dog wearing a bear mask.

[t0t3n3ng3l]

@trapadoored Oh, good point. xD Or a Gorilla with a Dog Mask on.

[TheJoeyNitro]

3:06

[Kinemacolour]

Has anyone out there seen other Tony Zarindast films? Is this fairly representative of his oeuvre?

[ChaoticYak]

My souffle!

[DAVIDInitiative]

"This is good, because it's been MINUTES since we've seen a woman get brutalized."

"Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!"

"Worewolf!"

"He's dreaming of slimy cat puppets!"

"Hi, girlfriend..."

[fuzzyzombielove]

7 of 9.... That makes me think of something.

[ninjast4r]

Nice art reference 8:39

[EricLynchSucks]

GRANDMA!

[kylestater]

"Hi girlfriend."

[sexyglexy]

"Hey biker.."

"Hey Rasta.."

haha awesome

[sexyglexy]

So werewolves are basically Jackson Browne....lol classic

[didgeboy287]

8:25 He's turning into Sweeny Todd.

[ilikethecoke]

Oh, no! Not THINGS!

[k8emarcene]

'my wallabe means a lot to me. <3'

[joemomma46]

"This is good because it's been a few minutes since a woman was brutalized."

"She needs jacket wearing lessons."

"GRANDMA!!"

"Wow, the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive."

[ChaoticYak]

Yeah, let's go with orange Jerry curls.

Honey, what do you think? Yellow mohawk?

Your dental x-rays are back. It's not good.

[Dragmack]

behold! the future-conditional-pluperfect-­subjunctive.

[excellentbobby]

6:07 "the color of horny" LOL!!

[waldenpondogre]

Damn, that Wurwolf girl is hot

[SVTcoolguy]

Are there any other Star Trek fans that noticed something about this video link.

[guardianfalco01]

Am I crazy or does anyone see those faces in the sky? lol

[guardianfalco01]

Enjoy my land. :o

[InterEDGE]

GRANDMA!

yep, bikers love harpsichord music.

[TheJoeyNitro]

@InterEDGE "Play some Well Tempered Clavier, man!"

[ChaoticYak]

Your dental x rays are back. It's not good.

Wait, now he's got gray hair!

Okay, stop. Everyone go up a shirt size.

[Scorpion14]

Thanks for killing me and all my people! Enjoy our land!

[MutantLitherKhan]

9:14 Wyclef. Hey, biker. Hey, rasta.

LoL I must have seen this episode a dozen times and that's the first time I noticed that.

[Azadeth666]

Moon madness is indeed an urban legend. The moon has no inherent effect on human behavior.

[ThaddeusRobe]

5:10 Wurrwoalf

[LeviathanoftheDanube]

Movie: "well maybe then it's too late"

Mike: "wow the future conditional plu perfect subjunctive"

What the hell?! lol Is there even such a thing? Did Mike major in grammar?

That was one impressive joke!

[singitjohnny]

@LeviathanoftheDanube Well, technically he just said a mixed-up oxymoron. "Pluperfect" is past-tense, a future pluperfect is nonsense. But so was the line, "Well maybe then it's too late," so I think it still works.

[ChaoticYak]

@singitjohnny Well, ancient Greek has a future perfect mood. I'm not sure about a future pluperfect. I don't think it has that, but then her sentence was pretty bad anyway.

[TheGzeus]

My wallaby means alot to me.

[VirtualKeronian]

"I very concert about you wall-beet." ...Je ne comprends pas...

[fledermaus81]

"I'm not holding back anything!" "Certainly not talent." XD

[ChaoticYak]

Thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack!

[DrWhiggs]

I love the "eagle scream, finch tweet, cymbal crash" soundtrack.

[livinintwilightzone]

The werewolf guy - is he from Brooklyn or Germany or where? His accent is all over the place...

[NUTCASE71733]

@livinintwilightzone

He's supposed to be from New York as stated earlier in the film but yeah that accent's pretty thick even for someone from the New England area.

[BlackNoir]

Lol, weird foreign girl said "He's turning wurrwolf."

[TheDeadhead76]

"J.D Salinger writes more then this guy" lmao

[HylianLycan]

How is it that I didn't notice her accent until now?

weird.

[ronblack25]

"I AM THE GREATEST!" "oh yeah, I pushed you down the stairs, I'm the man!"

[ChaoticYak]

You know he'd get a lot more done if he stopped reveling after each small victory.

[pretorious700]

3:09-funniest line in this whole thing...the way this chick mumbles with an accent is priceless!!

[doginstine]

The 12th day long full moon keeps going and going and going.

[Tareltonlives]

"It's the archangel Sitting Bull!" "Thanks for killing me and all my people! Enjoy our land!"

[Tareltonlives]

"This is good, since it's been a couple of minutes since a woman was brutalized."

"The color of horny"

Dude, if you stop staring at her boobs, you might actually win

"Next to him, I'm almost smart"

[Nemesis7293]

Wtf? At the beginning of the transformation Paul's in sweat pants, magically disappearing socks, and then a magically appearing matching sweat shirt..........then when Miss No-Pants comes in he's suddenly in a dress shirt and dress pants???? After fully transforming he wanted to get spruced up? What?

[Theburn77]

i like the "chubby ramone" comment

[Dragmack]

'cause bikers love harpsichord music.

[FlippinBooks]

"I'm vurry concerned abaht your wahlbeeng."

Tom: "His wallaby??"

"I'm glad to hear that."

Mike: "My wallaby means a lot to me."

[Nemesis7293]

@FlippinBooks I'm concerned about Paul's wallaby........Yowzah!

[AuburnRed1]

I actually think the mural is rather eye catching. :D

Not a good sign when the action is the movie is upstaged by a mural.

Thanks for killing me and all my people. Enjoy our land.

Hey did I have too much Mexical or does anyone see those Indians in the sky over there?

Hey Biker.

Hey Rasta.

[AuburnRed1]

Doing things.... Oh no, not things!

Isaac Mizrahi (sp?) in the role of a lifetime... he does look like Mizrahi

I dun know Howw to luff him.

Play some well-tempered Clavier (sp?) man!

Now they're playing the soundtrack from Ken Burns' Civil War

Hey Paul you'r really turning into a werewolf over there. 8 ball in the corner pocket.

[AuburnRed1]

It's good because it has been a couple of...minutes since a woman was brutalized.

He would get a lot more done if he stopped reveling after each small victory

It was a nightmare...And I woke up and realized that I was still in this movie. :D

[trapadoored]

@AuburnRed1

I just don't understand the saturday night live joke after the woman brutalizing joke-are they referencing a particular cast member of snl?

[Tareltonlives]

@trapadoored I think at least one time the show opened with someone falling down the stairs and saying the line

[AuburnRed1]

@Tareltonlives

Yes, I think Chevy Chase used to imitate someone, maybe Gerald Ford, falling down stairs and did the intro.

[lovelyladie345]

Was that a wig on the guy in blue ??

[ChaoticYak]

GRANDMA!

[InterEDGE]

"next to heem im alost smaht."

[Mechazaurus]

At 1:25-2:37 what the hell is he listening to? Seriously, what the hell?

And man, this Paul is even lamer than that other Paul in Track of the Moon Beast. That one Indian guy or the nameless dude in the cowboy hat from the beginning of the movie would have better protagonists than this loser.

[Tareltonlives]

@Mechazaurus Johnny Longbow could kick this guy's ass

[knightclawer]

Mike: "Thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack."

Crow: "Yeah, Bikers like Harpsicord music."

[xebek]

@knightclawer LOL.  yeah I did not see that coming.

[htomsirveaux42]

the music in the bar is like the music in the Milk Bar from Zelda Majora's Mask

[nightowl685]

lol! it is! i hadnt thought of that, but your right:)

[serpico89]

next to him i'm almost smart.

[NazTb0y]

"people say rack to me a lot..." man, i gotta say that the lady with the funny voice has amazing boobs in this last scene!

[scooteratreides]

@NazTb0y I think that scene was the whole reason this movie was made.

[scionsound5]

"Try believing in ESL for awhile" kekekeke

[ChaoticYak]

"Running through the streets, doing thing."

Oh, no! Not THINGS!

[ManiacMarauder01]

Wow the future conditional pluperfect subjunctive.

[ChaoticYak]

@ManiacMarauder01 That is one of my favorite lines.

[Ayria]

"Thanks for killing all my people, enjoy our land!"

[EternalGuardian07]

When they call Nole grandma, I immediately thought of the "guy" from Laserblast. lol

[lordofwar0828]

"and now back to kung fu" good series

"certainly not talent"

"His wallaby? My wallaby means alot to me"

[otherfool]

Chubby Ramone

[swgmigraines]

The Uzbekistani Tracy and Hepburn.

[Tareltonlives]

@swgmigraines I dunno. I think the Uzbeks have better standards.

[PapistWitness]

"Hey, it's Don Imus!"

"Naw, not scary enough."

[OldVoice]

Italian mandolin music playing in a southwestern US bar?

"I love harpsichord night!" lmao

[textthing]

@OldVoice

Play some Well-Tempered Clavier, man.

[Samurairob]

2:36 LMAO

[RavnDream]

"Big hair cushioned her fall!"

[SUPERMEDIABROTHERS6]

"they say they saw im turrn into a bees"

bees, my god

[montyburns9999]

I think Tom Servo says "Turn into beets? That's horrible." (The vegetable.)

[RoninDave]

this movie just can't get enough pool action, can it? I half forgot the guy turning into a werewolf in the corner (like everyone else in the bar apparently)

[ElveeKaye]

"I'm verra concerned about your wallaby." I am, too. Don't wallabies live in Australia?

[Arestian]

Zira, I think you should Taylor back in his cage. ROFLMAO

[versus79]

This movie went from a 1 to a 9 when Natalie put the tank top on.

[DarkAbsol8811]

Ack! I saw that same painting with the coach in the Well's Fargo bank in Prescott Valley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarkAbsol8811]

Dude, that typewriter chick is dumb. If I heard growling noises like that, I'd freaking jump out the window head first!

[Nemesis7293]

@DarkAbsol8811 Exactly!!! What kind of moron walks TOWARD loud growling in a dark corner?!?!?! She deserved to get eaten just for being stupid.

[SoundsmithOne]

...on Pectoral Theater!

[fearthetrex]

"Try believing in ESL for a while!"

[fearthetrex]

"Flagstaff: Industry, Family, Foreign people talking in attics!"

[luvcraft78]

Yuri: "That's the American way."

Servo: "Although we haven't seen an American in this movie yet!"

[oosterh5]

"He thinks he's turning into a wurrwulf!"

[XionsDruid]

Dude, the real estate lady is WAAAAAAYY fucking hotter than the female love interest.

"He's almost as hairy as Robin Williams!" :-P

[Crazyhyenabat]

2:39 thanks for turning off the bad sound track lol

[Capng123]

For some reason I absolutely lost it at the "slimy cat puppets" riff... tears, hurt sides, the works... just could not stop laughing!

[Capng123]

And furthermore, if there isn't a band somewhere called "Slimy cat puppets" then it's a crying shame!

[edsch21988]

"he's almost as hairy as Robin Williams" lol

[modchic720]

Servo singing in Natalie's accent: "I don't know how to love him."

XD What kind of accent does she have, anyway?

[XionsDruid]

It's an accent commonly known as "B-movie European".

[scooteratreides]

@XionsDruid Thank you, I've been trying to place it.

[21Sarabi]

lol @ 2:38 Right on Mike

[SeoulMan]

Frederic Remington's "Guernica"

[darkprose]

"This is good, because it's been a couple of minutes since a woman's been brutalized."

[SeoulMan]

Cheesy movie misogyny anyone?

[ScorpiusRaven]

SO Yuri picked up another hair style and a Brooklyn accent this segment. Fabulous casting guys.

[Threeblacks]

"The movie that takes its time and hangs around in bars."

[chusidhe]

wallaby!

[ichigatsujohn]

"no, I was IN Hustler!'

[dresden51]

"Yep, bikers love harpsichord music."

"He plays a Well-Tempered Clavier, man."

[GusF]

"J. D. Salinger writes more than this guy."

[Headbanger142]

GRANDMA!!!

[ars731]

I want the truth!

"you can't handle the truth dearie"

[Jackthemonkey666]

the color of horny

[raineandrews]

"Not things again!!"

[CaptainRowsdower]

I never knew Flagstaff had a werewolf problem. this is a great documentary.

[JPAUL7890]

No the Flagstaff werewolf documentary has better acting...and less random Eastern Europeans

[Cosmoline]

"There, wolf!"

[ManaAdvent]

"Oh yeah! I pushed her down the stairs! I'm the man!"

"Shh! I'm watching a guy water his lawn. It's really cool."

"My souffle!"

"Turn into beets? That's horrible!"

"Your dental x-rays are back. It's not good."

"Better than the new bigger Cheez-its?"

"Yep! Bikers love harpsichord music. It plays a well-tempered clavier, man!"

[StoneColdSergio]

I love M&TB's European accents.

[Mefuki]

Wow, that radio host is taking some seriously long and convienant pauses.

[hollyhuffstutler]

"You're a hustler" "No I was IN Hustler" And now her "film career" makes sense!

[hollyhuffstutler]

"Oh sorry, I was becoming Judd Nelson" He seriously was!

"Thanks for turning off the bad soundtrack"

[Lank006]

"My wallaby is very important to me."

"Wir-walf."