David Bowie makes a telephone joke

[CatgirlAlli]

@1963Daleks Yes, Jon Culshaw, that's him! Thanks. :-) But I think his Tom Baker impression is better... I loved it when he rang Sylvester McCoy pretending to be the 4th Doctor and Sylvester really thought it was Tom! :-D Poor Sylvester was like: 'Erm... Are you all right..?! Have you been to the pub??' X'D

[1963Daleks]

It's Jon Culshaw. But it's one of his better impressions.

[CocamiKurai]

0:07 Oh god, that grin.

[CatgirlAlli]

Hehehe! I love this. :-D For some reason, the bit where he sings: ''...and on my windscreen, the fellow's put a big sticker ON...!'' always cracks me up. X-D Anyway, for those still wondering, no, it isn't really David. I'm pretty sure the people are right who said it's from the show 'Dead Ringers', but I'm not sure who it is. Sounds  like the guy who also does the great Tom Baker impressions to me. I keep forgetting his name though...

[ziggiette]

is this really bowie? if it is, the guy's a genius!!!

[ziggiette]

is this really bowie? if it is the man is a genius!!!

[sexypoetry]

I SEEK POLE SHIFT SURVIVAL GROUP

[blackcat91000]

LMFAO!!! I think I broke my rib laughing so hard! I LOVE YOU DAVID!

[shatteredmirror606]

Lol was this a radio thing?

[bgrrrlie]

Stevie Riks?

[TheFoxSummoner]

"My pore Carpi is blue and there's nothing I can do" I laughed my ass off!!

[cat1982]

I take it most of these comments are from Americans who dont realise this is not actually Bowie...

[CuteLilPanda16]

This is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cgirlrocks11]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha god I love him

[KCKILLERCAT]

Funny man .. Great way to start my day ... lol !

[TheWhiteDuke1]

roltflmao ! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer ,, pem ,,

[PinballWizard127]

Ahhahahaah that's made my day!!

[technochocolate123]

You totally made that lady's day. I love it!

[n1g3ld34c0n]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA EPIC WIN.

[laubeatz]

HAHAHA

[howltothemoon101]

LOL HAHA! BOWIE IS THE MAN!

[Buggie1Marie]

The last line... "My Ford Capri is blue, and there is nothing I can do!" is from Space Oddity where he sings... "Planet Earth is blue, and there is nothing I can do!". I found thjat out today>>> :)

[tatugirl676]

@Buggie1Marie o wow... good for u

[Buggie1Marie]

I love it! Do you think this is realy him? If it is he could quit his singing career and become a comiedien right exactly now!

[mutasim0hourani]

Both top comments are the same :S

[NoDestinyLive4Now]

Haha

:) Good one.

[elzashan]

This is from dead ringers. ;) Fenders crispy pancakes! hehe

[playuppompey01]

@elzashan findus

[Ruthvivian]

LMFAO

[acd75]

Why is there a map of Worcester, when he is calling Westminster Council, in London? :o)

[moofa750]

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT?

[JKRowling123]

@moofa750 I would say that is a very GOOD questions... I'd like to know more about his parents O.o

[tasteofmadness]

The way the person on the phone starts laughing is the best.

[katjasunflower270971]

Ok, it is funny, but it's NOT David. You don't have to listen twice to hear that this is not his voice...His voice makes me tremble and shiver and excited...and... - This voice makes me laugh! ...my ford capri is blue and there's nothing I can do.... Great! David would have laughed about it, too! I'm quite shure about it!

[pauh100281]

In endglish of course then i translate it

Thanks!!!

[Emma8887]

@pauh100281

Hey, a bit late, but I hope this helps:

"Can I help you?" "Yes I got something slightly unfortunate to report today." "What is it sir, who do you want to speak to?" "I want the department that deals with parking tickets." "Partking tickets.. do you have a pen there sir?" "Yes I have it it's in my hand." "Right, I'm going to give you a direct line number to ring." "That's very nice, I suppose when I ring and the other person at the end will tell me all about...

[Emma8887]

@pauh100281 ... my parking ticket queries." "Yes sir" "And on my windscreen the fellows put a big sticker on." "If you keep calm and let me give you the number..." "Thank you very much you're really sorting me out! I hope the man comes soon because I've done my shopping and I have lots of frozen findus crispy pancakes in the bag. My ford capri is blue, and there's nothing I can do."

There you go :-)

[pauh100281]

Please i cant,translate it i'm spanish,can anyone write here the dialogue ???please

You are very nice!!!!

[mrzuniga78]

Put a smile on me face..

[charlotteannnee]

he sounds like Jermaine on Flight of the Conchords when he's pretending to be bowie :3

[MJAnniesOk]

ROFL!!!!!!!!

[jerrecool11]

funny

[SarahMarsters1]

I laughed so hard I started crying! lol, how I love that man...

[douglasgleeson]

Haha, hilarious! :)

[lucrativeelfmongrel]

HAHAHAHAHA! Is it actually david bowie?

[jackdaw1312]

I actually think Jermaine's Bowie is better than Culshaw's. It's still better than Brett's though. That's pretty freaky Bowie.

[QueenLuver123]

look, it don't matter who it us, ITS FUNNY!!! >:-(

[pauh100281]

Alguien podria hacer el video cn kyrics in spanish????please

[garoux1999]

"My Ford Capri is blue and there's nothing I can do..."

[mikeluxy]

This is John Culshaw from Dead ringers...he does a pretty good Bowie impersonation!!!

[suesmedia]

So funny

[micalove]

I am almost pretty sure that's Bowie.

[gregorybrian]

@micalove Sounds more like Peter Murphy. Definitely not David.

[MissRandom79]

That was amazing!!!!

[spidermode]

lol. reminds me of jemaine (from flight of the conchords) when he does his bowie impression.

[bowiefan95]

i've done my shopping and i have frozen findus crispy  pancakes in the back. my ford capri is blue and theres nothing i can do. : ) lol

[floppyd0g]

Sorry to spoil the fun but it's John Culshaw. You can hear his northern accent coming through..

[chobogasorra]

¡qué drogado!

[spacezombie]

OMFG. Is that really Bowie?

[telegramsam]

No it's from 'Dead Ringers'.

[apdr15]

wat a bender

[Gorviee]

I loveeeeee him <3333

[shaderavendemon]

Not a bad impersonator.

[xoxoNewRomanticxoxo]

u fools, its the bloke off dead ringers

[polaroid2345]

ROFL!!!!

[QueenHg39]

LOOOOOL

[bigwo56]

Gotta LOVE IT ! ! ! David what a fukkin cool guy!

[duchessa84]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

he's fabulous!

[mespyu]

Thats him. Listen to the song "Please mr Gravedigger". Its the same voice exactly.

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

Yeah, very alike. Except I think that day, when they did PMG, he was cold.

[antheaize]

Is really him, wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

[ayla369]

sounds like flight of the conchords ;)

[sakuramari]

yes, doesn't sound like him.

Sounds like an impersonator. The lady on the other end of the phone is funny. First she tells him to calm down, then she starts laughing. LOL

[zachharbi]

i dont think it is

[BdALpye]

It's not really him, is it?

[bonbon1995]

lol, i wonder if she realised it was him!

[adizltk]

:-DDDD

[jonomurphy3]

LMFAO!

[stoneage332]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! perfect!

[scarletgriffon]

definately from Dead Ringers

[monkeytennis1981]

are you sure it's FOTC?

sounds a lot more like that Dead Ringers guy.

[ILikeABandCalldOasis]

JERMAINE!!!

[houndsofroses]

i have just done my shopping and i have crispy pncakes in the back! lol thats awesome

[ZelRiannij]

What is she saying at about 0:47?

[8enj]

" If you keep calm and let me give you the nuumber "

[ZelRiannij]

Thanks! :)

[kidkidder]

got lots of frozen fingers crispy pancakes in the back. lol!!!!!!!!

[monkeytrees]

Flight of the Concords

[ElfinPrincess6]

ROFL! What the heck!

[BethnalGreenDemon]

Is that real!!

[AllTimeLowHOES]

Ahahahhahah

[BowieGirley]

CrIsPy PANcakes in the bag! I LOVE IT!! :D

HAHAHAHAHAH i cant stop laughing i fell off my chair lol!

[XxXcassiechemicalXxX]

LMAO

[gtrumpnc]

Brilliant impersonation. That poor civil servant didn't know what to do with him.

[rotes1968]

Greattttttttttttttt!!!!!!

[sazerac1]

Sounds just like him. Good job!

He should try singing.

[MeanzBeanzHeinz]

he has xD

Tis flight of the conchords (Y) =D

[whatdeyecallher]

was that flight of the conchords aye? :') I thought it was but I wasn't sure

[LetsBurnGoats]

XDDDD

LOL

This is amazing. It doesn't sound like him, really, but it's still hysterical.

[insaneforstuff254]

'slightly unfortunate.....'

XD PFFT!

The whole thing cracks me up....

'That deals with parking tickets...'

I'm listening right now.

'That's very nice, I suppose...'

'parking ticket quiries...'

'Crispy pancakes....'

[Rawego]

and my Ford Capri is blue and there's nothing i can do... LOL!

[Ilikenuman]

was this dead ringers?

[DerrickThrossell]

This is definitely impressionist JOHN CULSHAW (from now tv fame) who got his break doing telephone wind ups on the STEVE PENK radio show on Londons Capital FM I believe.

[Bendixensen]

It sure sounds like him....

[selfmademilk]

ohhahaha funney

[jarcefrommars]

this is SOOOO funny, i crack up every time!

xxx

[Yojimbo1AK]

whats this from??

[BowieGirley]

CrIsPyIeee PaNcAkEsss!

[Yojimbo1AK]

u smexy beech u

[scarletgriffon]

it's jon culshaw on 'dead ringers'

[ukemanchris]

He sounds more like floyd from Andy Griffth. Still damn entertaining

[z17frozentoast]

Whoever it is, it's funny...

[DBCrowns]

That's not David, teehee.

[LittleD3]

hahaha I love how the woman laughts in it XP OMB!!

[WhistlingPresident]

real life vs political correctness, who wins? we all know, my god this is brillliant,

[LadyGrinningSoul08]

LMAO!!!!!

[mellistarr]

amazing, even better on the 5th play lol

[RikiGurl]

this is that one guy who does celebrity voices for fun

[Josenismyname]

I think I am gonna die from laughing soo hard xD

[haggler]

Jon Culshaw, obviously i think for people who know.

Actually, if it isnt i'l look pretty idiotic

[CandyWhorehole73]

THIS IS NOT JERMAINE FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS!

I first heard this almost ten years ago, yeeeears before anyone knew of FotC (probably before they even existed, certainly before they were recording). It's Phil Cornwell (possibly John Sessions, but I'm pretty sure it's Cornwell), from Dead Ringers and Stella Street. He used to have a (radio?) show doing prank phone calls.

Definitely not Flight of the Conchords!

[MandyKazooBowie]

It sounds like Bowie. Lol I love this!

[HangoverDoll]

hahahahahahahaha

[motellife]

this is Bowie, but one of the guys from Flight of the Conchords doing a Bowie impersonation. It's really funny, especially the end, haha. "my car is blue and there's nothing i can do" haha

[Daliya1]

"this is Bowie, but one of the guys from Flight of the Conchords doing a Bowie impersonation"-----------So is it HIM or that guy?

[motellife]

i meant ISN'T bowie.

[Daliya1]

=((((((( I seeeee....I knew that.=))[I'm NOT a liar]Pity. But, you know, Bowie COULD do smthg like that, I'm sure.=)

[Aireimladiel]

Na ha ha ha Good one. Bowie rule :-D

[ertzuiop123]

where is this from?

[vampyreGisel]

can someone tell me if it's really David Bowie?? im dying to find out!!! :p

[mofrair1]

It sounds more like the guy from Flight of the concords-the curly haired one. but if you find out for sure,let me know- thanks

[CandyWhorehole73]

No, it's not Bowie, nor is it Jermaine from Flight of the Conchords. I'm pretty sure it's a guy called Phil Cornwell, he's a celebrity impersonator, and was in the TV series Dead Ringers and Stella Street.

[vampyreGisel]

OMG this is hilarious!!!

what the hell was that all about???