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  • "No queen size, they make me look fat.."

    best line in the whole damn movie

  • lmfaoooo THIS IS LIKE MY BIG FTA GYPAY LIFESTLYES OMGGGGGGGGGGG LOL LIFE IS SHIT FOR US GIRLS !!

  • I feel like Tula...I'm almost 30 and not married....def way way past my expiration date!

  • @zoey1912 Same here, lol.

  • 7:44

    Couldn't have been more awkward!

    I love this movie... makes me laugh out loud every time!

  • Lmao I always crack up at that bit when the dad crys "why u want to leave me" he is a cool dad lol

  • why u wanna leave me? hahahah

  • Accually when she rips the brochure, it was accuallya tissue she has previously taken out of her pocket

  • Joey Fatone is great in this movie =D

  • When he's whyining it's halirious

  • @austinkboy15

    Angelo and nicki are brother and sister

  • Is nicki and Angelo brother and sister? Or boyfriend and girlfriend

  • @austinkboy15 Brother and sister because they both call that women "ma," and niki always nags about angelo's big ass girlfriend

  • @blehhh55555

    In their defense, they were talking about people with unnatural beauty. Yes there are many beautiful women out there but let's face it, there are also a bunch of fake barbie people these days too. They were talking about the women with unnatural beauty, like vaseline'd teeth, hair extensions and water boobs. Those people usually play pretty people in movies. Not all the time, but mostly.

  • @madeinalas i understand where your coming from. trust me i wasnt trying to start a fight. i completely agree with what your saying

  • Joey fattone is in this? lol

  • LOL! The way she acts around him is SO hilarious.

    *Camera* She's just standing there like O_O

  • John Corbett comes on screen and it's like "Ahhhhh" angels sing.

  • "Why..Why do you want to leave meeee"

  • "30 and way past my expiration date." lol awwww :/

  • I like the spice on these potatoes. What is that? - Like I care... now come on! LOL!

  • WHYYYY YOU WANT TO LEAVE MEEEEEEEEE

  • ;D

  • at 3:21 the guy tlaking to anouther guy in the back guond is my frnech techer at school

  • Why...why you want to leab meeeeee

  • Lol the way they crossed their hearts because Toula no want to go.

  • God, that dad is JUST like mine. It's so frustrating, and I don't get him...It's almost unbearable to watch.

  • last night my toe was as big as my face NO

  • private greek statue...nice!

  • @waterhands20

    actually, the girl who plays Toula is a comedian. She was doing a show and was making fun of her greek family and how they reacted when she was gonna marry a "non-greek" some direcotrs saw her and decided to make a movie out of it.

  • no matter how much i watch this movie i never get tired of it i love it

  • Oh, her dad is so lovely! muahhhhh

  • Lol joeys from nsync

  • Athene's Kid: "I wanna drive!"

    Athene: " 'Drive' !? You drivin' me crazy! Let's go."

    Hahahaha

  • Their philosophy rocks! Got a problem?-- Eat something! Hurt yourself?-- Put some Windex on it!

  • Joey?? from Backstreet Boys?? Love him!

  • @PrayerWarrior4 I hope to God that was a joke...:P There is no 'Joey' in the Backstreet Boys. :|

  • @HowieMistress it was a joke! don't worry! plus I wasn't the one who typed that in, my litttle brother did when my back was turned...

  • "Why... Why you wan to leave me?" *tear* lol

  • Im not considering doing this but can u actually put winded on a mosquito bite or a pimple? Or will it kill you?? Just thinking about it...^_^

  • I love how Tula and her brother is pretty close. They support each other in a way.

  • 16 people are Granny Turks

  • "Last night my toe was the size of my face"

    "No!...."

  • After John Corbett asks what kind of spice is on the potatoes i thought that Ian Gomez said black eyed pea but later on i realized he said, "like i care!"

  • put some windex on it.hahahahahahahaha

  • 16 people wear queen size pantyhose with their nails and their hair!

  • Buahaahhahaahhaah!!!!! @ 7:05

  • THE GREEK CULTURE SOUNDS AWSOME :D

  • diples and the pasticio for the pappa.....love this family

  • I loved that they used a real woman to play the lead role, a woman with natural beauty that the rest of us can relate to; not an anorexic barbie doll straight out of the factory complete with stick-straight blonde hair, plastic hips and collagen- inflated lips.

  • @waterhands20 she wrote the movie so she basically used herself for the role ;)

  • @waterhands20 Amen. Thats what I liked about this movie when I first saw it as a tween.

  • @waterhands20 well obviously they didnt use somebody like that , i mean , no greek person is like that , that would be soooo faluse about wat greeks look like

  • @waterhands20 They didn't choose her! It's her story, here movie! She wrote it (she is Greek).

  • @waterhands20

    that was rude.

    so your saying that just because a woman may be really skinny and have straight blonde hair and a nice figure and filled lips, shes not considered naturally beautiful? because some girls are naturally born like that. i think you may have some low confidence or maybe you might just need to restate that statement. And before you start to say anything im hispanic. so no i dont have any of those characteristics. im saying this because i think that was rude

  • @blehhh55555

    Wow lady get a grip, you're reading into the statement a tad bit too much. I wasn't referring to all women with such features being fake, rather the ones that ARE (albeit are many in this world sadly). I come from a family of biracial people (mixed with black, white and native), I have family who are naturally thin even after having children, do I resent them? Of course not, so please don't paint me to be some sort of beauty-hating antagonist because that was not my intention.

  • So you're suggesting that anorexia is natural? Stick straight blonde hair (which mind you many blonde women as straight as their hair is naturally, most of the time still needs to be flat-ironed) plastic hips, collagen inflated lips? All of these things are natural to you?

    I mean no disrespect, however showing you how dangerous it could be to misinterpret what you read.. My statement will go unchanged.

    P.S., I'm Hispanic as well.

  • @waterhands20 ofcourse thats not what im saying.. there are girls that have extremely fast metabolisms and cant seem to gain weight as fast as girls like me.so what? now there not beautiful? theirs different types of beauty and its wrong for movies to specify beauty with certain characteristics but that doesnt mean girls that actually have those characteristics arent 'naturally beautiful' do you understand? im not trying to start a fight. trust me im not like that. im sorry

  • @blehhh55555

    What's so wonderful about this movie is that it doesn't retort to what Hollywood describes as beautiful and ONLY beautiful. Will you digress with the fact that so many women sicken themselves, even die to fit the mold that society has shaped to be the epitamy of beauty? You hold tight to your original argument of how there are different types of beauty, again, no one is denying it, however you're missing my point entirely.

  • . I was simply stressing the idea that so many women often try to become such a certain mold that often times (if not most of the time), a woman such as the main character portrayed in this film, isn’t even spared a passing glance. Many women become what they aren’t naturally to be what our culture deems ‘beautiful’; hence they are not ‘natural women’. Be it a few that are naturally thin with plump lips and an hourglass figure is completely irrelevant to my point...

  • @blehhh55555

    but rather targeted at the major demographic of women who belittle their own appearances because the mass media would never consider a woman such as themselves as ‘good looking’, or ‘pretty’. This is my point, and hopefully you can finally understand where I was coming from. I'm not 'bitter' or 'insecure' but rather a woman who can appreciate when a film targets a woman who fits the mold of the norm and is considered 'beautiful. I believe you completely misconstrued what I...

  • @blehhh55555

    Hence the misinterpretation. This is a healthy debate, not an argument, so there's no need to apologize. Just don’t expect that someone, be it I or another, won’t reply back, you know? ^__^

  • @waterhands20

    that's because greek women are naturally gorgeous and voluptuous (and usually brunette). a barbie doll wouldn't make sense.

  • @waterhands20 That woman actually wrote the picture too!

  • @waterhands20 The main character also wrote the movie.

  • I don't understand why the sister was mean about the college form. It's not like it's her business. Toula is a 30 yr old woman.

  • I LOVE this movie haha. Too funny.

  • LOL @ "big ass girlfriend"

  • My friend called and started complaining about having a mosquito bite...I then told her to put some Windex on it <3

  • lol. my volumes are the same as the cousins. loud. and louder!

  • I lolled at the last one :P

    Her dad is soo hilarious xD

    Oh I'm Italian btw :3

  • Proud Greek:):)

  • why you want to leave me :'(

    haha!

  • i have a feeling my boyfriend and i are going to be like Aunt Voula and Uncle Taki when we're old LMAO!

  • why you want to ehh leaaveee meeee T.T weehhh xD lol

  • 0:04 "I am way past my expiration date" lol I know exactly what she means by that I am 20 and according my family one year later I will be expired, so at moment I am in same situation as her

  • this is funnnnnnnnnyyyyy i am greek and this is the number one greek comedy that we watch and nia vardalos is my familys friend and went to my church she is my fav actor

  • Panyhose are on for 99 cents hahah

  • Toula's brother is hot!

  • Did those kids say Tio? Like Spanish Tio for Uncle? I'm sure it's spelled different..

  • @Cybelian24

    They pronounced it wrong. In Greek, the word for "uncle", is "theeos(th as in think)". But if you want to call your uncle, you'll say "thee-eh(also th as in think)". So they should have said "Thee-eh Niko!"

  • @HPLA1940 In Latin American spanish it's the same thing.... Say it with a (th) sound slightly.... Interesting... What about Aunt.... I hear them say.. Theea? Tia (spanish).... Same pronouciation

  • @Cybelian24

    Yes, aunt is "Theea". The spanish words (Tio, Tia) have Greek origins though. Tio<From Latin thius <From Ancient Greek θείος (theíos).

  • Latinos and Greek are very similar

  • Albanian families r the same loud noisy aggy and full of women asking you when you gonna get married lol

  • what's the song around 4:56?  i know it's hard to hear and only on for a bit..but i recognize it. thanks :)

  • "Its like... she dont want to get married!" Ah god too funny

  • OMG it's Aiden from Sex and the City! I haven't watched this movie in ages, and forgot all about that!

  • haha, thumbs up for Joey Fatone from NSYNC being in this movie :D

  • greeks are funny

  • she doesnt even know him.....

  • lol...she says big asss girlfriend a LOT

  • WHY YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME

    crack up dont use reckon ??

  • WHY YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME

    crack up dont use reckon ??

  • nicky and the frizzy hair girl are funny when they fight

  • Aww that last scene was so cute lol

  • my Brain

  • my braainn

  • shut up Nikki

  • "Why you want to leave me?"

    I love that line and delivery!!!

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  • The coffee pot at 6:56 is from my dad's store "Nikolaou Restaurant Equipment"!

  • lol can i get sum more coffee

  • story of my life...haha Arabs are exactly the same...

  • 0:50 What is that dish that looks like a big plate of burritos on the table? It looks kinda good.

  • @Satchel334 That dish in my big fat greek wedding actually is a dessert. it is called "diples" in greek. It is made out of flour, water and eggs and then we fry it in olive oil and we serve it with honey. It is a tradition in Greek wedding. Very yammy!

  • @aloetraining oh ur greek !!! VERY NICE !!!

  • Haha this is like me, expect in italian, they do exactly the same thing :D

  • Italian Families are very similar....Trust me ;)

  • @Argentinesk8er A lot in Balkan area haha :) same with Albanians. my moms in US now and she still will not take no for an answer when American friends come over to eat or something....

  • "Last night, my toe was as big as my face!"

  • Aunt Voula rules. She's sexy

  • Haha I'm a guy and I get the same shit. Marry a greek girl. Although I imagine they go easier on greek guys than greek girls.

  • 3:47 "Bye!" Always thought Nia said this line brilliantly! Great comedic timing!

  • I cannot believe the guy with the bald head is her real husband hes so ugly

  • @ilovebubblegum3 OMG that's her husband?! Ew. I didn't know that!

  • angeloooooooooooooooo every greek mother spoils her son.......pastitsio.......yumm­my na xame ena..teleio

  • so not true...! everything changes...! if you don't see it and stay stuck somewhere it's your fault...!

  • I don't believe I have ever met a Greek.  Love this movie!

  • At 9:11 theres a picture of olympiakos in the background lol.

  • @Bigbootywatcher69 olympiake ole ole ole!!!!!!!!omadara

  • Okej? Okej? It's nokej!!! Hahahahahahaha

  • can i drive? you drive...you drive me crazyLOL

  • The dad is my grandfather. :D

  • "We're in AMERICA, now! We have to--" "YOU SHUT UP!! WE ARE GREEK!! WE DON'T HAVE TO DO NOTHING!!!" That pretty much sums up their attitude in my experience with them.

  • i always expect her to burst into song @ 4:48 disney movie style :)

    i did not know she was married to cougartown's stan! thanks for the funfact

  • LOL "it's like she doesn't want to marry!" *makes cross signs* LOL LOL LOL

  • 30 and way past my expiration date .......

  • my best friend's family is the same way. She said that she wants to marry a white guy, but everyone in her fam is married to her second cousin or something...?

  • Call me crazy but, it's not a woman's job as such a young age to marry, have lots of kids and live in the kitchen!!!!!! That sucks!!!

  • It's like, she don't want to get married............oh nooooooooooooooooo!!!!! hhahahahaah funnny!

  • i'm a blck man watching this! Is all this true? If so....man u guy had it rough!!! But being proud of your ethnicity ain't all bad! "She won't go" hahahaha that part was funny!!!!!!

  • @fonz1231 Hahah yeah girls have been placed to that responsibilty for thousands of years..shitty,

  • my dream is just to have a big fat greek wedding on a island..he will be the fisherman and ill cook the fishes he takes.!

  • LOL... she gave coffee to the wrong guy! LOL!

  • "Okay? She's not okay...NO-KAY!"

  • I LOVE THE FIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO COUSINS!

    Nicki- don't you talk about my hair! (brother going ninininininini) You are so lazy!

    You and your BIG ASS GIRLFRIEND do nothing!

    Angelo(?)- Did someone sit on your hair? it looks a little flat today.

    Nicki- Angelo(?), bite me! 'hits him'

    Angelo- psht... ow.. maaaa.. x.x

  • @cmsrawrr Those two sound just like me and my sister.

  • this is my life: our immediate family is over one hundred, everyone has married young, everyone has had many kids, we're all from old southern blood so we hear about our heritage all the time and those who aren't married or having children are to help in the kitchen cooking........i'm 19, never had a boyfriend and my family wonders what will happen to me

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE! ;P

  • my brother has two jobs: to cook, and to marry a greek virgin.

    I LOL EVERYTIME

  • "why you want to leave me" the father charter is hilarious :D

  • the epic stare was price less and then the run away at 6:50 to 7:22 was funny

  • Its funny how ian gomez is in all the movies thats her real life husband, but shes alwase kissing and hooking up with some finer guy, thast teh movie line of ofcourse i just think its funy

  • I was LOLing the whole time! Poor Tullah! LOL XD

  • is that the sign of the cross they did? are many Greeks Catholic? thanks :)

  • @uranne Most Greeks are Greek Orthodox christian.

  • in greece it is not like that.many years ago maybe....but now it's so not......

  • THEY SHOULD MAKE MY BIG FAT PERSIAN WEDDING!!

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  • @SuperMsChardonnay i 100 percent agree Persians have Big Familys or maybe my Big fat Mexican wedding . i heard in Greece they have low Birth rate like in Italy so it's hard to belive they have Big familys like this .

  • @oaklandlatinosunited Greeks used to have big families. My grandparents had like 9 siblings.. but the new greeks use many condoms and they barely make children now, lol!

  • "Why you want to leave me!?" Overreaction much?

  • Everytime i see the scene in the restaurant where Toula is meeting Ian for the first time i laugh.This is splendid humour.I think that everybody gets happy from this movie.

  • they are just like italians

  • do greek speak english all time?

  • @sarahx87 nope, not necessarily. at big family functions, generally not. lol

  • What OK? No K! XD

  • you and your BIG ASS GIRLFRIEND! haha:)

  • 13 people wish they was Greek.

  • @snakeman678 I disliked and I am Greek, this is the biggest Malakia in Greek history..

  • ΕΙΜΑΙ ΕΛΛΗΝΑΣ..!!!!!

  • ΕΙΜΑΙ ΕΛΛΙΝΑΣ....!!!!!!

  • 3:52

    - I wanna drive!

    - You drive.. you drive me crazy! hahahahaha!!!

  • Ok? what ok? nokay! :P

  • lol

  • My heart aches for woman like her. They have to know they ARE already beautiful and precious, without others approval. This is turning out to be funny but sad too.

  • when the dad said "WHY YOU WANT TO LEAVE ME!!" I laughed so hard XD

    That is no doubt my grandmother and mother and sometimes my little sister. I goodness that was funny.

  • At 9:09.....i've seen this movie a dozen times, just now i notice Mr. Portokalis is an Olympiakos fan (background poster).

  • :::sigh::: I am Toula. We dress alike, our fathers are very much alike, I also work for the family business, and a lot of other stuff. Except I'm 26 and not 30 yet but I'll probably be in the same position when I turn 30 anyways so :-(

  • @TheNunwithaGun Aww, don't think like that. I had pretty much accepted I would spend the rest of my life alone, and lo and behold, a month ago I met my soulmate. There really is someone out there for everyone. He'll come along soon enough ^_^ Have faith!

  • @TheNunwithaGun oh hon hope not, wish u will meet your dashing prince soon, <3

  • missed a GOOF....when Toola walks into back Alley. her sweater is different