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  • Danny can convince you to do anything! but after you do it you feel like a retard, so you laugh at yourself alot alot, and then people come from a special place and put a coat on you so you hug yourself and you stay in a padded room.... OH!!! i mean you just.... uhh............. lick your cat... :D

  • this acctually helped me.....

  • *blarp* teeeeheee i tooted. XP

  • are farts contagious?

  • fanny farts.... vagina farts

  • Dude gastrocnemius is a muscle in the posterior compartment of the leg.

  • u should make a movie with all ur vids on it i would watch it 547856486534864386543853485438­7437437543 times

  • PRESS 7 THEN 6

    AHAHAH

  • Danny From The Future Sent Me! :)

  • farting should be a instrument.

  • i farted halfway while watching this

  • he called us dandylions instead of lemon drops =[

  • pressing 0 repeatedly makes him fap xD

  • are you ok, danny? why are you wearing a shirt?????

  • I farted during this video

  • hur hur hur, pressing 3 repeatedly makes him say Hiney :B and 6 is anal! Coincidence?! NO! 3+6= ...21! HOMG iz a conpiracy thingy!

  • @TheAdamacy He says chinese not hiney. lol

  • @bboyblimq11598 I can't even Imagine what he would do or even the kids would do if he was a teacher?

  • i farted while watching this.

  • You should remake this:D

  • you should be a teacher. your students would have to bring extra pants wehen they leave your class because they will piss themselves plus u are verysmart but funny about it i wish u were a teacher at my school

  • LOL Keep pressing 6 for Dannys favourite!

  • like if you watched this through the link in "Random Comments" video

  • :'D sharting

  • Gastrocnemius is a muscle in your lower leg wtf?

  • he knoes what he is talkin abou

  • the awkward moment when you fart while watching this :D

  • Tell us about the sphincters in our eyes.

  • i pissed my self loling at the tight ass thing

  • Like this if you came from the comments video

  • And now, I'm going to eat breakfast.

  • this has always been one of my favorites

  • And you made a sharting video 3 years later.....good timing...

  • Thumbs up if you came here because of the BANANAS! video!!

  • @244jovan fuck off

  • Danny From Future Sent me !

  • what kind of air is in burps? :)

  • I was just thinking people are so mean to you they are like "are you gay" and like are you HI well like ya... your relay cool and you should come to my church because you audiovisual are not a Christan Jesus loves you Danny And can you do a show on why your balls itch after sex? thanks charlie

  • reminds me jim carry

  • Did he say that your calfs make fart noises?

  • wow, annoying.

  • ''sharting, it's like farting but you shit too.''

    LOL !

  • KHHHWAANTOOO

  • thats the one that smells like a dead human being lol

  • Farting brings people together....it is all about farting

  • playing a trimpete with my ass?

    i just might try it D=

  • Juantu.

  • the clapping of your ass makes the fart noises -starts clapping repeatedly-

    sharting. it's like farting...but ya shit too :D

    THIS IS HILARIOUS

  • hey denny can u sing a serbian himna ? do it i dare u :D

  • It's funny and gross how he switches between the scientific terms for body parts and the vulgar terms for body parts. Fart.

  • What about brain farts? Can you cover this as well?

    By the way. I laughed my ass off watching this video. does that mean I cannot fart anymore?

  • Gastrocnemius is the calf muscle. Gluteus (maximus) is the one involved in making the noise.

  • lmfao omg this dude is crazy xD

  • 1:17 ....i farted lol

  • 0:06 - Freaky Vampire Smile! XD

  • @surferboyy96 at least he doesnt sparkle

  • Damn you! XD

    ...Dinosaur eggs that have been cracked open in a chinese opium den...

    ...Sharting. It's like farting, but you shit, too...

  • pussy farts? women are strange creatures, could you imagine if your dick farted

  • my dick coughs up stuff all the time and it feels good...

    Oh shit! i think i sneezed in my pants again...

  • @5959512 HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @5959512  XD XD XD XD THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!

  • @5959512 PEEF QUEEF!

  • @5959512 Actually, It's because of air being pushed in or if the muscles open in a certain way its like they inhail air, and then it pushes it out again.

  • @5959512 I DONT THINK I WANT TO LOL

  • @5959512 I just did...it would be sooo wierd.

  • @5959512 Overdoing masturbation.

  • @5959512 :3 there fanny farts :P not pussy farts

  • what about queefing

  • 2:05 shocker, again XD

  • Juan-TuXDDD

  • this is a stupid little tradition in my family on the first snow fall of the year my and my lil bro dare each other to run around bare foot til we decide to run together

    i dare u to do it

  • haha 2 in the pinky...

    imma let you finish x')

    u pitchku materinu

  • omg you made me spill out my drink by laughing :P

  • hahahahaha ur fukn funny.

  • the ass claper

  • Gastrocnemius is your hamstring, which goes underneath your gluteus Maximus, past your anus. It's not the calf muscle.

  • actually your gastrocnemius is the rear part of your calf muscle,soleus is the inner part.but lets not get into semantics.awesome vid!

  • the caping of ur ass makes the fart noises CLAP CLAP HAHAHA LMAO

  • This video made me Shart from laughing :3

  • JuanTu hahaha brilliant.

  • youtube should give 6 stars for guys like you who really have knowledge in dtuff and make a funny part on it! thats a really awesome way to teach!!! nice clip!!

  • he kept saying flatulence funny :)

  • how could the sound be caused by the vibration of your gastrocnemius, otherwise known as your calf muscle?

    PS, awesome video

  • this guy is so funny

    I would be glad if there were french subtitles to understand the whole speech...

  • 1:21 is awesome LOL

  • At 1:47 you kinda remind me of Dave Matthews haha

  • OMFG u made me FArt from the laughter haha!

  • to make ur fart silent...lean on one butt cheak. Or what i like to say-----"Silent Butt deadly" which in either way, if you take off the second T or leave it on... it will still make sense.

  • rofl wow. this is great.

    i actually stopped breathing for about 30 seconds. so, mazel tov.

  • Hey man,

    I just wanted to tell you that I'm really grateful for the very last few lines...about Juan-tu. The mexican-asian guy. It is precisely this kind of stuff that me and my friends enjoy, but I wasn't aware that there were more people who would 'explain' things by making a fun origin for them. You've really hit the spot with that one, and I'd love to see more of it in the new vids. All the best! :)

  • science makes everything painful

  • "It's like a mexican dude and an asian dude. JUANTU." Lmao!

  • high metane diet...gosh that soudns hellish

  • lol....rooooaaar!

  • LOL

  • gluteus maximus, yo. good try.

    haha, hella funny, though. the clapping montage was excellent.

  • 0:53-1:03 LOL....haha

  • XD does that mean you'll fart fire? holy crap! HAHAHA!!! jauntoo!!

  • It can be done. Search for videos with the tag "lighting farts on fire."

  • GodDAMNIT you're funny

  • Gastrocneimius is your calves. I think you're looking for Gluteals .....

  • omg

    i started laughing wen u said flapping

    xD

  • " you go PPPPP and poopie comes out" i burst out laughing!

  • my god, i could not stop laughing

    hahaa

    nice video

  • wen u said "flapping of your ass" i burst out laughing ROFL

  • Its like a Mexican dude.. And an Asian dude... PAHAHA genius!! :D

  • LMFAO

  • lol. whantoo! XD

  • what... XD

  • your the only dude i know who can talk about farts in a video

  • lol type in farts in wikipedia

  • so funny !!!!!!!! i love the sone haha

  • hahahahahaa

  • What a scientific observation! Great job!

  • lol!!!!

  • what the hells with aliebert78?

  • gastrocnemius is actually the calf muscle?

  • fucking tard

  • Not really...

    hes funny though

  • "we're talking about the anal one today." (I'll be sure to use that one at the company BBQ)

  • im never gonna say someone has a tight ass again 0__0

  • LOL Vibrating ass makes a fart noise XD

  • LOL! xD

  • he sooo sounds like krunk in the emperors new groove!!

  • LOL :D

  • LMAO hilarious shit!

  • WANTO

  • You remind me of supered86! :D loool

  • smell, sound, and BLAME

    ahahahaha

  • I think he smelled to many~~lol

  • SHARDING

  • Oh, byw, it used to be called farting with a bit of sand. Imagine Cyrano commenting about "That fart had a bit of sand in it" and you get the period and attitude.

  • people arguing about the ass! AHAHHAHA

  • Dude, man...

    The gastrocnemius is a calf muscle. Buttocks are mostly comprised of gluteus maximus muscles as well as fat tissues.

  • I think he meant gluteus maximus?

  • OMG xD

    You're silly (:

  • its like farting but u shit too

  • Do you smell your farts Danny? Or wave them away?

  • Just so you know, when you say "flapping of the buttocks, or, gastrocnemius" It's completely wrong

    The gastrocnemius is the calf muscle (Y)

  • stfu, dude....no one fuckin cares. bottom line is he's fuckin funny

  • Haha FAIL

    DANNY RUUULEESS!!

  • dude it's called gloodes emems in lamens terms :ASS

  • hmm.

    are you offended that there are jim carrey ringtone ads next to your videos?

  • this was hilarious

    but isnt the gastrocnemius your calf muscle on the leg?

  • Ok, do you use Ubuntu? Because there is a noise somewhere in there that is the same noise as the Ubuntu start up screen. You must answer me now.

  • its carrey just to let u no. and even though i <3 jim carrey this guys hilarious!

  • lol play a trumpet with my ass

  • So if we increase our perception of smell recognition. We might be able to recognize some bowel problems and deficiencies in the diet. Awesome! Very informative. I am going to go out and smell everyones butt now! So I can help them with their bodily problems. I am going to take up contortion so I can figure it out to. Any input on Scatology?

  • I farted watching this.

  • clapping of your ass lol classic line

  • to answer the question in the sidebar, yes, it definately does happen....i would know...

  • That was soooo awesome, I can't stop laughing!!

  • Hai! Me Huh-want-oohh! Who you?

  • omg why dont you get a show lol i'd watch

  • Jim carry + Dr.House = Gradualreport

  • HAHAHAHAHHA this made me laugh so HARD!!!

  • u r like the combination of jim carrey and dr. House O_O

  • You're so right!!!!!

  • nah, instead of house, johnny knoxville

  • well I am more of a House fan =D

  • Jim Carry and Dr. Cox off of Scrubs is better. And maybe a sprinkle of house

  • I don't see any Dr. house but I see Jerry Seinfeld!

  • did you just call me a dandelion?

  • LOL

  • You forgot to mention the 'popcorn' fart... Made in America. Or the SBD (silent but deadly) This conveyance is often utilized at weddings and funerals. Good informative film though. Farting, unfortunately, will be outlawed the under the provisions of the Kioto Accord and ,when signed, will require violators to fill out, upon discovery, an inviromental impact statement.

  • lmfaf