Danny can convince you to do anything! but after you do it you feel like a retard, so you laugh at yourself alot alot, and then people come from a special place and put a coat on you so you hug yourself and you stay in a padded room.... OH!!! i mean you just.... uhh............. lick your cat... :D
you should be a teacher. your students would have to bring extra pants wehen they leave your class because they will piss themselves plus u are verysmart but funny about it i wish u were a teacher at my school
I was just thinking people are so mean to you they are like "are you gay" and like are you HI well like ya... your relay cool and you should come to my church because you audiovisual are not a Christan Jesus loves you Danny And can you do a show on why your balls itch after sex? thanks charlie
@5959512 Actually, It's because of air being pushed in or if the muscles open in a certain way its like they inhail air, and then it pushes it out again.
this is a stupid little tradition in my family on the first snow fall of the year my and my lil bro dare each other to run around bare foot til we decide to run together
youtube should give 6 stars for guys like you who really have knowledge in dtuff and make a funny part on it! thats a really awesome way to teach!!! nice clip!!
to make ur fart silent...lean on one butt cheak. Or what i like to say-----"Silent Butt deadly" which in either way, if you take off the second T or leave it on... it will still make sense.
I just wanted to tell you that I'm really grateful for the very last few lines...about Juan-tu. The mexican-asian guy. It is precisely this kind of stuff that me and my friends enjoy, but I wasn't aware that there were more people who would 'explain' things by making a fun origin for them. You've really hit the spot with that one, and I'd love to see more of it in the new vids. All the best! :)
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
I want to congratulate all of you noting his apparent misassociation (technical term is "priming" the word "GAStrocnemius" while talking / thinking about GAS) on completing your first high school level anatomy course and likewise failing at trying to look smart, dominate our dear video producer, professing your inadequacy, or whatever the fuck compels people to correct the obvious.
But you should ask yourselves, do you REALLY think he doesn't know the ass cheeks are your gluteus maximus muscle and several others making the ass flapping?
Lastly, all you nazis commenting on his content failed to notice the most elementary of errors in the video. He pronounced "embouchure" (technically "embouchre") as em-bow-chur when it is actually pronounced ahm-buh-shur (thank you, 6th grade band class). Whether that was a reading error or intentional will only be known by Danny himself.
Oh, byw, it used to be called farting with a bit of sand. Imagine Cyrano commenting about "That fart had a bit of sand in it" and you get the period and attitude.
So if we increase our perception of smell recognition. We might be able to recognize some bowel problems and deficiencies in the diet. Awesome! Very informative. I am going to go out and smell everyones butt now! So I can help them with their bodily problems. I am going to take up contortion so I can figure it out to. Any input on Scatology?
You forgot to mention the 'popcorn' fart... Made in America. Or the SBD (silent but deadly) This conveyance is often utilized at weddings and funerals. Good informative film though. Farting, unfortunately, will be outlawed the under the provisions of the Kioto Accord and ,when signed, will require violators to fill out, upon discovery, an inviromental impact statement.
Danny can convince you to do anything! but after you do it you feel like a retard, so you laugh at yourself alot alot, and then people come from a special place and put a coat on you so you hug yourself and you stay in a padded room.... OH!!! i mean you just.... uhh............. lick your cat... :D
BreeJ253 1 week ago
this acctually helped me.....
MonicaLee1995 2 weeks ago
*blarp* teeeeheee i tooted. XP
BieberLover196 2 months ago
are farts contagious?
6pointzen 4 months ago
fanny farts.... vagina farts
sillygirl447 4 months ago in playlist sillygirl447's favorites
Dude gastrocnemius is a muscle in the posterior compartment of the leg.
qaddodi 4 months ago
u should make a movie with all ur vids on it i would watch it 5478564865348643865438534854387437437543 times
maxanator6 4 months ago
PRESS 7 THEN 6
AHAHAH
BozAneZ 4 months ago
Danny From The Future Sent Me! :)
XLilMissHollieX 5 months ago
farting should be a instrument.
sodia1 5 months ago
i farted halfway while watching this
HyperIndian 5 months ago
he called us dandylions instead of lemon drops =[
Breadsandwhich 5 months ago
pressing 0 repeatedly makes him fap xD
iK0cc4 5 months ago
are you ok, danny? why are you wearing a shirt?????
jibberishteehee2014 5 months ago
I farted during this video
ogopogo83 5 months ago
hur hur hur, pressing 3 repeatedly makes him say Hiney :B and 6 is anal! Coincidence?! NO! 3+6= ...21! HOMG iz a conpiracy thingy!
TheAdamacy 5 months ago
@TheAdamacy He says chinese not hiney. lol
MarimbaMan13 5 months ago
@bboyblimq11598 I can't even Imagine what he would do or even the kids would do if he was a teacher?
Faith300000 5 months ago
i farted while watching this.
deathenvy99 5 months ago
You should remake this:D
rafa9039 5 months ago
you should be a teacher. your students would have to bring extra pants wehen they leave your class because they will piss themselves plus u are verysmart but funny about it i wish u were a teacher at my school
bboybling11598 5 months ago
LOL Keep pressing 6 for Dannys favourite!
TheMrgeoguy 5 months ago
like if you watched this through the link in "Random Comments" video
mrmcevilweevil 5 months ago 11
:'D sharting
G00dOrEvil 5 months ago
Gastrocnemius is a muscle in your lower leg wtf?
SuperRS2008 5 months ago
he knoes what he is talkin abou
z3329885 5 months ago
the awkward moment when you fart while watching this :D
emielleforever 5 months ago
Tell us about the sphincters in our eyes.
Sardonicious 5 months ago
i pissed my self loling at the tight ass thing
flamingarse1 5 months ago
Like this if you came from the comments video
Thinfatman 5 months ago 7
And now, I'm going to eat breakfast.
H057IL3 5 months ago
this has always been one of my favorites
Nic33rd 5 months ago
And you made a sharting video 3 years later.....good timing...
244jovan 5 months ago
Thumbs up if you came here because of the BANANAS! video!!
244jovan 5 months ago 12
@244jovan fuck off
NuclearFallout321 5 months ago
Danny From Future Sent me !
smartyziko 5 months ago 29
what kind of air is in burps? :)
3Snorkette4 9 months ago
I was just thinking people are so mean to you they are like "are you gay" and like are you HI well like ya... your relay cool and you should come to my church because you audiovisual are not a Christan Jesus loves you Danny And can you do a show on why your balls itch after sex? thanks charlie
MrDannyiscool99 9 months ago
reminds me jim carry
a944a3c3 9 months ago
Did he say that your calfs make fart noises?
trevsiemens 11 months ago
wow, annoying.
SydsTheBoss 1 year ago
''sharting, it's like farting but you shit too.''
LOL !
MissKickAss100 1 year ago
KHHHWAANTOOO
aamhjathotmaildotcom 1 year ago 2
thats the one that smells like a dead human being lol
snowboardlord4 1 year ago
Farting brings people together....it is all about farting
coolst0rybro 1 year ago 2
playing a trimpete with my ass?
i just might try it D=
junior17111rswoot 1 year ago
Juantu.
I4mfr34ky 1 year ago
the clapping of your ass makes the fart noises -starts clapping repeatedly-
sharting. it's like farting...but ya shit too :D
THIS IS HILARIOUS
adropofmermaidstear 1 year ago
hey denny can u sing a serbian himna ? do it i dare u :D
dusann123 1 year ago
It's funny and gross how he switches between the scientific terms for body parts and the vulgar terms for body parts. Fart.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
What about brain farts? Can you cover this as well?
By the way. I laughed my ass off watching this video. does that mean I cannot fart anymore?
karagan1 1 year ago
Gastrocnemius is the calf muscle. Gluteus (maximus) is the one involved in making the noise.
FaultAndDakranon 1 year ago
lmfao omg this dude is crazy xD
gothicprinceZ 1 year ago
1:17 ....i farted lol
jaguilar7643 1 year ago
0:06 - Freaky Vampire Smile! XD
surferboyy96 1 year ago
@surferboyy96 at least he doesnt sparkle
timelordcreation 1 year ago
Damn you! XD
...Dinosaur eggs that have been cracked open in a chinese opium den...
...Sharting. It's like farting, but you shit, too...
nekezajebancije 2 years ago 2
pussy farts? women are strange creatures, could you imagine if your dick farted
5959512 2 years ago 195
my dick coughs up stuff all the time and it feels good...
Oh shit! i think i sneezed in my pants again...
nighrage 1 year ago
@5959512 HAHAHAHAHAHA
TheID3000 1 year ago
@5959512 XD XD XD XD THATS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!
gohanman09 1 year ago
@5959512 PEEF QUEEF!
taylorbobalu 1 year ago
@5959512 Actually, It's because of air being pushed in or if the muscles open in a certain way its like they inhail air, and then it pushes it out again.
OffTrack7593385 5 months ago
@5959512 I DONT THINK I WANT TO LOL
HazzaMurray 5 months ago
@5959512 I just did...it would be sooo wierd.
DukesBigFan 5 months ago
@5959512 Overdoing masturbation.
BlackSGMan 5 months ago
@5959512 :3 there fanny farts :P not pussy farts
sillygirl447 4 months ago in playlist sillygirl447's favorites
what about queefing
bonkersben13 2 years ago 3
2:05 shocker, again XD
clansmaninlove 2 years ago
Juan-TuXDDD
WorldWideRainbow 2 years ago
this is a stupid little tradition in my family on the first snow fall of the year my and my lil bro dare each other to run around bare foot til we decide to run together
i dare u to do it
megen1996 2 years ago
haha 2 in the pinky...
imma let you finish x')
u pitchku materinu
astornium 2 years ago
omg you made me spill out my drink by laughing :P
Insanity0107 2 years ago
hahahahaha ur fukn funny.
gezkah 2 years ago
the ass claper
Avatar1909 2 years ago
Gastrocnemius is your hamstring, which goes underneath your gluteus Maximus, past your anus. It's not the calf muscle.
adamafehlhaber 2 years ago
actually your gastrocnemius is the rear part of your calf muscle,soleus is the inner part.but lets not get into semantics.awesome vid!
0xyoursweet666x0 2 years ago
the caping of ur ass makes the fart noises CLAP CLAP HAHAHA LMAO
grandtheftlego 2 years ago 3
This video made me Shart from laughing :3
Narutofreak2543 2 years ago
JuanTu hahaha brilliant.
NaeJoy 2 years ago
youtube should give 6 stars for guys like you who really have knowledge in dtuff and make a funny part on it! thats a really awesome way to teach!!! nice clip!!
chusinger 2 years ago 70
he kept saying flatulence funny :)
Maximus21x 2 years ago 2
how could the sound be caused by the vibration of your gastrocnemius, otherwise known as your calf muscle?
PS, awesome video
seahawksfan809 2 years ago
this guy is so funny
I would be glad if there were french subtitles to understand the whole speech...
marcuslegusse 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
stupid french gay learn English
shivoskate 2 years ago
1:21 is awesome LOL
softtriger 2 years ago
At 1:47 you kinda remind me of Dave Matthews haha
smilesRforever1 2 years ago
OMFG u made me FArt from the laughter haha!
Slyjoker22 2 years ago
to make ur fart silent...lean on one butt cheak. Or what i like to say-----"Silent Butt deadly" which in either way, if you take off the second T or leave it on... it will still make sense.
cheesemonkeybobyo 2 years ago
rofl wow. this is great.
i actually stopped breathing for about 30 seconds. so, mazel tov.
JoyfullNoise93 2 years ago
Hey man,
I just wanted to tell you that I'm really grateful for the very last few lines...about Juan-tu. The mexican-asian guy. It is precisely this kind of stuff that me and my friends enjoy, but I wasn't aware that there were more people who would 'explain' things by making a fun origin for them. You've really hit the spot with that one, and I'd love to see more of it in the new vids. All the best! :)
hiacyntos 2 years ago
science makes everything painful
knifenewbie456 2 years ago
"It's like a mexican dude and an asian dude. JUANTU." Lmao!
ardnaxela3 2 years ago 2
high metane diet...gosh that soudns hellish
33dgtp 2 years ago
lol....rooooaaar!
NOOBLETK 2 years ago
LOL
happygrl4498 2 years ago
gluteus maximus, yo. good try.
haha, hella funny, though. the clapping montage was excellent.
ijebusjebus 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths
antmurphy98 2 years ago
0:53-1:03 LOL....haha
SlasherMiniFilms 2 years ago
XD does that mean you'll fart fire? holy crap! HAHAHA!!! jauntoo!!
musical21girl 2 years ago
It can be done. Search for videos with the tag "lighting farts on fire."
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
GodDAMNIT you're funny
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
Gastrocneimius is your calves. I think you're looking for Gluteals .....
Firestarter1991 2 years ago
omg
i started laughing wen u said flapping
xD
filipinoboy147 2 years ago
" you go PPPPP and poopie comes out" i burst out laughing!
Annanova99 2 years ago
my god, i could not stop laughing
hahaa
nice video
kumbiaking75 2 years ago
wen u said "flapping of your ass" i burst out laughing ROFL
sailorchibistar 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
1. Cover your mouth with your hand
2. Make a wish
3.Close your hand (fist)
4. Hold your hand at heart for 5 seconds
5. Send this to 3 more videos
6. Tommorrow will be the best day ever
it actually worked
Money- you will find a wad of $200 in cash
Love- Your crush or lover will kiss you or ask you out
brandon1588 2 years ago
Its like a Mexican dude.. And an Asian dude... PAHAHA genius!! :D
KikiTheKiwi38 2 years ago
LMFAO
Demon1928 2 years ago
lol. whantoo! XD
flclyay 2 years ago
what... XD
gumgajua 2 years ago
your the only dude i know who can talk about farts in a video
salvationarmyfan13 2 years ago
lol type in farts in wikipedia
godhand1001 2 years ago
so funny !!!!!!!! i love the sone haha
DaRkMeGaMan713 2 years ago
hahahahahaa
wiidude202 2 years ago
What a scientific observation! Great job!
viper4358 2 years ago
lol!!!!
YoungWolfHeart 2 years ago
what the hells with aliebert78?
shutupproductions1 3 years ago
gastrocnemius is actually the calf muscle?
DragonHelm88 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
I want to congratulate all of you noting his apparent misassociation (technical term is "priming" the word "GAStrocnemius" while talking / thinking about GAS) on completing your first high school level anatomy course and likewise failing at trying to look smart, dominate our dear video producer, professing your inadequacy, or whatever the fuck compels people to correct the obvious.
aliebert78 3 years ago
fucking tard
metaberules1 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
But you should ask yourselves, do you REALLY think he doesn't know the ass cheeks are your gluteus maximus muscle and several others making the ass flapping?
aliebert78 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Lastly, all you nazis commenting on his content failed to notice the most elementary of errors in the video. He pronounced "embouchure" (technically "embouchre") as em-bow-chur when it is actually pronounced ahm-buh-shur (thank you, 6th grade band class). Whether that was a reading error or intentional will only be known by Danny himself.
aliebert78 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
dude hes a jim carey clone
WootforCupcakes 3 years ago
Not really...
hes funny though
zXenergy 3 years ago
"we're talking about the anal one today." (I'll be sure to use that one at the company BBQ)
girozone1 3 years ago 3
im never gonna say someone has a tight ass again 0__0
kankuro23 3 years ago 2
LOL Vibrating ass makes a fart noise XD
Slance1 3 years ago 4
LOL! xD
000Petra000 3 years ago 4
he sooo sounds like krunk in the emperors new groove!!
ilovemcr4444 3 years ago 3
LOL :D
SdUdExDo 3 years ago 4
LMAO hilarious shit!
sens45 3 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC
You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is
AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!
Go to this website...
frexis.*com/PCTV1.html
(DELETE the *)
check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.
ooiuabp 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
FUCK MAN I know. But hey, do u want to watch TV on ur PC
You'll get all the SKY CHANNELS there is
AND from any country IN THE WORLD, on your pc screen!!!!
Go to this website...
frexis.*com/PCTV13.html
(DELETE the *)
check it out................its cool, i've got it myself.
honmbi 3 years ago
WANTO
Stephz124 3 years ago 2
You remind me of supered86! :D loool
Stephz124 3 years ago 2
smell, sound, and BLAME
ahahahaha
pinkcowboyhat 3 years ago
I think he smelled to many~~lol
girlrider22 3 years ago
SHARDING
stoyandavitch 3 years ago
Oh, byw, it used to be called farting with a bit of sand. Imagine Cyrano commenting about "That fart had a bit of sand in it" and you get the period and attitude.
RyuDarragh 3 years ago
people arguing about the ass! AHAHHAHA
llyrae 3 years ago 2
Dude, man...
The gastrocnemius is a calf muscle. Buttocks are mostly comprised of gluteus maximus muscles as well as fat tissues.
FreddyBenelli 3 years ago
I think he meant gluteus maximus?
sumesh14 3 years ago
OMG xD
You're silly (:
rokunagawa 3 years ago
its like farting but u shit too
alex12423 3 years ago 2
Do you smell your farts Danny? Or wave them away?
cmcil 3 years ago
Just so you know, when you say "flapping of the buttocks, or, gastrocnemius" It's completely wrong
The gastrocnemius is the calf muscle (Y)
BigJuggers 3 years ago
stfu, dude....no one fuckin cares. bottom line is he's fuckin funny
donovenhastalons 3 years ago
Haha FAIL
DANNY RUUULEESS!!
Happyanand69 3 years ago
dude it's called gloodes emems in lamens terms :ASS
hardrocker04 3 years ago
hmm.
are you offended that there are jim carrey ringtone ads next to your videos?
cissaly 3 years ago
this was hilarious
but isnt the gastrocnemius your calf muscle on the leg?
darksmiley2007 3 years ago
Ok, do you use Ubuntu? Because there is a noise somewhere in there that is the same noise as the Ubuntu start up screen. You must answer me now.
0kDonkey 3 years ago
its carrey just to let u no. and even though i <3 jim carrey this guys hilarious!
alykitycat94 3 years ago
lol play a trumpet with my ass
ItalianHulk3r 3 years ago
So if we increase our perception of smell recognition. We might be able to recognize some bowel problems and deficiencies in the diet. Awesome! Very informative. I am going to go out and smell everyones butt now! So I can help them with their bodily problems. I am going to take up contortion so I can figure it out to. Any input on Scatology?
Phreedahm 3 years ago
I farted watching this.
blizz3166 3 years ago
clapping of your ass lol classic line
lucasrow1 3 years ago
to answer the question in the sidebar, yes, it definately does happen....i would know...
raptor750r 3 years ago
That was soooo awesome, I can't stop laughing!!
vamp666babe 3 years ago
Hai! Me Huh-want-oohh! Who you?
deadist 3 years ago
omg why dont you get a show lol i'd watch
1980tinka 3 years ago
Jim carry + Dr.House = Gradualreport
whatsup55555 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHHA this made me laugh so HARD!!!
NattiiNightmare 3 years ago
u r like the combination of jim carrey and dr. House O_O
hh1608 3 years ago
You're so right!!!!!
whatsup55555 3 years ago
nah, instead of house, johnny knoxville
MyUberChannel 3 years ago
well I am more of a House fan =D
hh1608 3 years ago
Jim Carry and Dr. Cox off of Scrubs is better. And maybe a sprinkle of house
15septembergirl 3 years ago
I don't see any Dr. house but I see Jerry Seinfeld!
sweettrt 3 years ago
did you just call me a dandelion?
eliteskater08 3 years ago
LOL
raptor750r 3 years ago
You forgot to mention the 'popcorn' fart... Made in America. Or the SBD (silent but deadly) This conveyance is often utilized at weddings and funerals. Good informative film though. Farting, unfortunately, will be outlawed the under the provisions of the Kioto Accord and ,when signed, will require violators to fill out, upon discovery, an inviromental impact statement.
nogotta9 3 years ago
lmfaf
juancamilogg 3 years ago