We're All Dead.

[violinplayer101]

haha, I just noticed your "Jesse and the Rippers"...Full House is an awesome show :)

[themariegoround]

Ur the Nickelback hater. You're the only one. In the world. There is no other.

[lpskittykat123]

my brother loves mountin due so thats what he would probablly due before he dies

[fratlar]

@scrublover0529 yep

[TheLunarHorizon]

You're a very narrow minded person!

[JesselaPotter]

And I've got Mountain dew on my mind, aaallll..right!

[Vamp61616]

I love your whiteboard. Can I marry it?

[scrublover0529]

I hate hitler my family died because of him yes i am a jew GOT A PROBLE WITH THAT

[DearHanah]

You're a wizard Zach!

[DearHanah]

You're a wizard Zach!

[SierraLovesJonas]

Haha, I have the same glasses :D

[KittnzNChz]

you're kind of an ass but an entertaining one so i'll subscribe. :)

[Lstar8D]

have you ever though that maybe we are all dead and this is just a dream right now or that were all sleepinng and we'll just wake up and our whole life was just a nightmare? or dreaam but when is that ever gonna happen!

[PinkPearledGirl]

I can barely survive watching movies about Zombie apocolypes......

[OiLeRs17RuLe]

i used a soap/shampoo thingy like 3 or 4 times at hockey until you made this video. then i realized how ridiculously gross i was being :P

[alysettlesclumsily15]

'YOURE A WIZARD ZACK.'

[WheezyBeardLover]

Lol Full House Shirt

[Xacei]

Jesse and the Rippers shirt FTW! :DD

[buraburayoshi]

Are you the youngest in your family? Also I think you should talk about fast food resturants...

[JoEmily744]

Kids have a bed time of 9:00? I was like, 14 before I realized at 7 or 8:00, the cartoons on Nick turned into I Love Lucy. I was all, "MOM! What happened to the channels?!" I hated having a bed time. Maybe that's why now that I'm in college I don't sleep until around 2 am. #rebel #alsolame

[dearestkela]

You remind me of, like, Ferris Bueller. You should be honoured.

[kittykittylickpurr]

oh my gosh, your hair is so ugly- but that gets cancelled out by your bootiful eyes :]

[mybigsecret3]

ay oh let it go

[TheSpasmofAmerica]

dude! You're truly awesome, I couldn't stop laughing

[entercoolname]

In my opinion, Armageddon would have been much cooler if instead of Bruce Willis Steve Buscemi had saved the world. Just imagine worlds greatest hero was a hyper intelligent, filthy talking sex addict... Amazing :)

[koalapillar]

If you haven't saved the world at least once by the time you're twelve, what are you doing with your life?

[EpsilonMu9]

Haha the Jesse and the Rippers t-shirt made you even more cool! even without the glasses.

[TheAsianZing]

HAHA jesus take the wheel...laughed at that bit..also laughed at the spy kids bit as well

[sk8dan85]

any one notice the word DOUCHE on his white board in the last few seconds?

[DIYANAH123456789]

I laughed at the "jesus take the wheel" car accident joke

[nykki082]

I'm lovin' the Jesse ant the Rippers t shirt you've got there. :)

[Saraffesaur]

It's nice to know that I'm not alone when it comes to getting into near accidents by putting my hands up in the air while driving.

[annabelor]

dude, that video made loads of sense. loads. ;)

[Rawlyssa]

Jesse and the Rippers.

Holy Crap. We're soul mates.

[onceuponavlog]

dude, that video made no sense. none.

[thatzak]

@onceuponavlog It made oodles of sense.

[pitba1]

@thatzak your camera was terrible back then

[NinjaLids]

@onceuponavlog you silly goose it makes sense to people that...aren't...you...*fail*

[AdorianDeck]

Watching this video made me feel like I was on a roller coaster. It was awesome. ^_^

[Jessay1256]

I have them in red D: but unfortunately i dotn wear them inside(:

[flashash2k9]

we don't have mountaindew in the uk

[myownworld777]

@flashash2k9 WHATTT?! My deepest sympathies, because Mt dew is the best soda ever lol That's one thing I like about youtube, I learn things about other countries by just reading the comments

[toovictorious]

i love how you bounce around from random topics lol. i should do that

[EffinElizabeth]

Love the shirt =]

[egima217]

wow, u never get out of ideas to talk about? u r very clever. i thought to start a blog... but i am afraid of suddenly have nothign to say to the world. hugs from spain

[thatzak]

@egima217 I have a Word document full of ideas. You never know, once you get in that creative mindset then the ideas will keep flowing.

[CrayolaaWonderr]

I'm already super cool, so...

[irrevocablybemused]

I don't think I actually know anyone who likes Nickelback. I know they are very successful commercially but it's really wierd because everyone seems to hate them.. Here in Denmark anyway, I know it's different in the States..

[Cadegoestocollege]

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[AmiliaCecilia]

Soap/shampoo sounds like b.s. to me too... maybe we should have the kids fight that evil black magic instead of trying to save the world.

[SincerelyKimmi]

if i was in charge of saving the world everyone would sleep soundly at night. :)

[thatzak]

@SincerelyKimmi Chumps can't save the world.

[samiilautnerlunatik]

@thatzak I DONT GET EHAT THAT WAS SUPPOSE TO MEAN ??

[happycasualme]

"your full of shitake mushrooms."

Fave spy kids quote of all time

[o0ofalloutboy0o0]

hahaha this video made my day.

[Hirt9999]

Ya taio cruz <3 good old british pop musicc :)

[cherrypotpi]

Wearing sunglasses makes you look cool.

Then wearing them inside makes you look like a douche, that isn't cool.

But the fact that you're not caring about how people look at you makes you cool.

So I still believe that wearing sunglasses makes you cool, and the crazier and stupider your sunglasses make you look the better.

[xtheusedfan4life2]

Marry me  <3

[LeftyHandedGuns]

About that jealousy thing:

I'm female and I notice if I say to a guy, "Peter's annoying", they agree, but if I say "Sarah's annoying", they go on about how I'm jealous of her.

(Names are random lol)

I don't get this argument...

[BillieGordon2424]

this made my day hahaa

[amandaapapp]

everyones entitled to an opinon. if you dont like something then.... you dont like it... not really that big of a deal

and your ending was perfect :)

[dukebball126]

wait. a. minute. nickleback DOES suck.

[iBeAmyy]

Haha driving jokes(:

Wheres your dino? Lol.

[thatzak]

@iBeAmyy The dino hasn't been there since April.

[iBeAmyy]

@thatzak

Then don't you think it's about time to bring him back?

He lost total and complete fame.

[zarahbear02]

Your hand gestures are distracting.

[thatzak]

@zarahbear02 Note to self: do as many hand gestures as possible in my next video to spite zarahbear02.

[dopeyduwde]

Liked. :)

[BarryAldridge]

You are a wizard Zak.

[TheyCallMeDDFH]

Digger nicks, I typoed.

[TheyCallMeDDFH]

Well, Sir thatzak, I've recently stumbled upon your videos and I like them alot1. But anyway! In an attempt to get you to see my comment I decided to comment your most recent video recommending you a great bad movie. You may have heard of it since I see you have a history of them but it's called "Automaton Transfusion" that and "The Room." There movies are so bad that I think you would appreciate them for what they are. Damn nigga broke!

[vishushollishus]

I LOVE DYNAMITE TOO! my boyfriend and i always throw our hands up and start dancin to it when it comes on. it brings people together. lol

[honeydew661]

This came out on my bday! Thanks for the present zak!

[thatzak]

@honeydew661 Happy Birthday!

[Tango471]

i was having a bad day. Thanks for making me laugh.

[thatzak]

@Tango471 I'm glad I could make you laugh!

[GeigerGirl214]

I'm really jealous of your Jesse and the Rippers shirt. No lie.

[urbanburglary]

I ROTFLOL'd when you said the thing about "Jesus Take The Wheel."

Yeah, I was rollin' on the floor.

[imzUnicorn]

You're soooooo jealous of Hitler. Its really obvious, just stop.

[thatzak]

@imzUnicorn Was my jealousy really that obvious?

[Toyman6000]

worked for tom cruise

[Urisihapai]

500 ratings. 6 thumbs down.

[teamocharlie]

LOL thanks for my making my day better :)

[thevoiceofmanyfaces]

I do love you're videos, and those were some damn true points, thanks for making me laugh :P

[undreamedshorelines]

jesse and the rippers tshirt <3

[courtnog]

i love your shirt.

[HendonGothDetectives]

you remind me of john cusack >.<

[thatzak]

@HendonGothDetectives Better Off Dead Cusack?

[HendonGothDetectives]

@thatzak hell yeah! :D

[theturtlestyle]

Squintyoureyesbeforeyouputonyo­urglasses reflex

skeen

[xxalexmonxx]

i love your logic :P what you said about nickleback (is that how you spell it?) was debatable but i agree with you, but they can't just jump to conclusions like that especially when they are so far-fetched.

[billgrip]

Thanks for the lesson on how to be cool. I'll be sure to do it when I'm outside though =]

Also, I totally agree on the children saving the world...what a joke! I had a really good laugh at the "Be sure to play Aerosmith in the credits." Lol. You are a funny dude!

[thatzak]

@billgrip Thanks, Bill!

[jenziix3]

"I don't like Hitler" ....

LOL

[CMStubby1991]

Bahahaa the only reason to be jealous of Nickelback is because they're so damn rich. They make shit music and go platinum in a week. So yeah, I'm jealous of their money, but i contain more musical excellence in my pinky finger than that whole "band" possesses combined.

[thatzak]

@CMStubby1991 Exactly.

[casey1810]

You're a wizard, Zach!

[pokingthepenguin]

you totally look like a guy i made out with at some bar when i was really drunk

[thatzak]

@pokingthepenguin It was me.

[pokingthepenguin]

@thatzak good to know

[YayItzMeBrenda]

@pokingthepenguin Uh, that's not really something to brag about.

[vanderlylegeeks]

One day you're gonna become a famous youtuber and forget all the little subscribers who were there before :)

[thatzak]

@vanderlylegeeks I don't think I'll ever become a famous youtuber and if I do, I'll never forget where I came from.

[whitestripedgirl]

thank god someone else thinks like I do about kids saving the world, most people think its just cute and I'm always left wondering why someone thinks that its even plausible enough for a movie.

[teenagemutantninjana]

I love my ray bans, especially cos they're real but I got them for free! Free things make me so happy, especially when its something really nice that I wouldn't spend my own money on.

[thatzak]

@teenagemutantninjana I'm jealous of your real ray bans!

[Brick444]

hilarious

[ohernandez13]

Forget the haters you're awesome!

[thatzak]

@ohernandez13 lol, I don't really have any haters.

[ohernandez13]

@thatzak Oh yea Zack you live in a fantasy world where everybody is nice and everything is butterflies and rainbows lol. haha jk (:

[alvinho]

I missed you! :(

[confidential247]

I wanna celebrate and live my life

[kristinaspeaks]

loooove your shirt

[DaangMel]

YOUR SHIRT.... Iluvyew.

[thatzak]

@DaangMel LUVYOUTOO.

[GreeceOTOT]

Did you buy that shirt from bustedtees?

[thatzak]

@GreeceOTOT Yes.

[JordynJitters]

Oh, Zach, Zach, Zach.... I look forward to your videos all the time. Also, there's nothing on your white board! What is this blasphemy.

[chococow8]

@JordynJitters There are several things on his whiteboard, and they're all awesome!

[JordynJitters]

@chococow8 I just re-watched the videos and I totally must have been on another page of something, because I totally missed all the short clips of the writing on the whiteboard. But I paid full attention this time and saw all of them.xD -fail-

[thatzak]

@JordynJitters I don't see how you missed it.

[JordynJitters]

@thatzak Sometimes my mind wanders and I get sidetracked. I shamefully am a fail.

[Fundippsoyeah]

Whenever I listen to Dynomite and they say AYO I think of HEY OH and start singing The Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[TooScottToTrot]

I agree.

I am disliking the camera angle changes, very disruptive towards my learning capabilities of this video and many others of yours.

thanks

-Scott-

p.s. im a douche i know.

[thatzak]

@TooScottToTrot I don't change for anybody.

[TooScottToTrot]

@thatzak I don't want you to change, GOD no please don't change, I want you're camera angles to NOT change.

[thatzak]

@TooScottToTrot My camera angle doesn't change, so I have no idea what you're talking about.

[erthghst]

hahaha i love you. :D you're hilarious.

[singdancesmile313]

love the shades, maybe not inside, but outside they'd be pretty sweet!

love armageddon! as for the whole children heros thing, as unrealistic as it is, it does send out a good message to kids that you can be a hero at any age, might be a bit extreme and misleading, but the basic idea is good

[Fasciinatiions]

That comment you put in your video made me laugh.

Why would anyone be jealous of nickelback? They're horrid.

[pokehisnose]

without the kids of today..we won't have people to save the world in a few decades. then what will we do?

oh by the way..question. is there a religion that you practice? i never hear you talk about religion much. i like hearing about that because it makes youtubers more real to me. yeah foo, i'm deep

[thatzak]

@pokehisnose I'm Christian, but it's not really something I want to talk about.

[pokehisnose]

@thatzak gotcha

[beavertail]

Today in class Dynamite was playing and my teacher started walking around throwing his hands up in the air saying "I like to wave my hands in the air every now and then"

[thatzak]

@beavertail Haha, that's awesome.

[Kipfan410]

I hate it when people think Im hating! I totally agree, I dislike someone for reasons! Preach!

[pokehisnose]

what the hell?

it's like each video you make deserves its own nobel prize

good lord zach, quit making us feel like losers for not being as awesome as you

[NimbleNoddy]

I only hate Hitler because I'm jealous of his dashing good looks.

[thatzak]

@NimbleNoddy We're all jealous of his dashing good looks.

[Sydnerd85]

I laughed so hard at make sure Aerosmith is in the credits (:

[CrumbyPics]

"You're a Wizard, Zach"!!!!!

[thecolormaria]

i need your shirt.

[adavetica]

I always LOVEEE your videos :).

[palmtreesandsunsets]

I just imagined you letting go of your steering wheel while singing "Jesus Take the Wheel." Hilarious.

[alwaystextback]

The Jesus Take The Wheel joke is one of my favorite things you've ever said.

[daveofnhspeaks]

ah we would be dommed but its kinda like kids are running the government already LOL anything who goes into that field they are all childish :)

[mjasper93]

I have had the worst day and this just made me feel so much better. Thank you so much Zak.

[pareesabell]

WHERE did you get that shirt? I went to San Francisco last year on a school trip and made Full House references left and right. Unfortunately, the people I toured the area with had no idea what I was talking about. Obviously, they’re not my kind of people. Also, Nickleback, in my opinion, is the musical equivalent of Nicolas Cage. Same thing every time. I hate them.

[thatzak]

@pareesabell I got it from bustedtees.

[JULIAtalk]

Lololololol you never not make me laugh (double negative)

[nattube2212]

lol "what is this black magic?!"

[electrocuteanna]

How come I can never watch your videos just once?

[metaraptorable]

I figure if someone has a lot of body hair, the shampoo-bodywash combo might be useful. To get silky smooth chest hair.

[emyrox737]

I enjoy your videos .

[shadowazazel]

wow im surprised someone was trying to support nickleback where i live no one likes them

[alaninnh]

I love watching the marker board in the background change.

[crimsong19]

The siblings from Spy Kids in Armageddon?! No way!

- Jason

[JaredisAMPED]

Omg still my favorite utuber how I love you and how I've missed you

[emmfan09]

You don't wanna close your eyes because you have sunglasses on, and that would be counterproductive.

[SomethingAboutJesse]

lol

[IAdorePie]

I actually highly doubt your videos could be any funnier. <3

[thatzak]

@theholesinrjeans Thanks for the re-comment!

[MichaelMidnight]

In Steve Buscemi I trust! 

[thatzak]

@TearAHart You caught me :(

[MatikaTiki]

grey?

[ArtificialBanana]

It would have been good if you had played Aerosmith at the end.

[TheJimzo]

:o 4 people just insulted me

[SmexiCrystal]

Aw this is that Zak I know and theoretically fell in love with.

[thatzak]

@SmexiCrystal Theoretical love?

[SmexiCrystal]

@thatzak Theoretical love in a sense that I don't actually know you; I only know you from what I see in your videos, and people can be very different in person. So, therefore I wouldn't call it actual love, but rather theoretical love because in theory I would love someone like you, if I knew you in person.

[thatzak]

@SmexiCrystal Oh okay, makes sense.

[ayejaytee22]

mountain dew <3

[thatflyingkid34]

You jealous of someone else? RIGHT. That guy is jealous of your good looks, my friend. (:

4 people aren't staying frosty.

[cawhooots]

I have to watch your videos twice every time to check the white board hahaha.