Carry on Up the Khyber

[MrMotstoor]

Absolute classic scene best carry on moment. "Terrible noise" " well,it's not a first class orchestra but they're trying their best"

[Horrorgods666]

the best part of Carry on up the Kyber!!!!!

[Geordieboy83]

Dont worry we'll save you some Strawberry mousse Strawberry mousse!!! im just adjusting my dikie!!! pure class!!!!

[clarkey961]

Haha when the soilder says "do you come here often" ;{)

[Nanoflux123]

Jesus was English!

[hypnotisedpenguin]

I feel so sorry for Brother Belcher. He just wanted to do his job, but instead he gets roped up into this madness.

'STRAWBERRY MOUSSE! STRAAAAAWBERRY MOOOOUUUSSSEEEE'-plays flute-. Many foreigners will probably feel this way when confronted by an Englishman.

[richmondie]

Don't talk bowls to me! ... So will your mothers and father be coming then?

[TheOldrecordclub]

hey i love this film,one of the best of the carry on films.good upload. Carl

[HumanSayNo]

This is what the EDL should do!

[scagus]

this how too run an empire !

[gillwilkinsongw]

In my opinion probably the best of the 'Carry on ' films. The dining room scene with plaster falling down was apparently filmed in one take, with most of the cast in stitches (off screen). Some wonderful one liners to be enjoyed, especially Joan Sims "shall we have coffee in the lounge?" Excellent!

[TheEchovoices]

lollllllllllllll I got a bit plastered LOVE IT, I am surprised they never got hurt doing these scenes so bloody funny hahahah

[Goethefemme]

Funny that the Commander would have such a low class accent...

There is a very funny fart story about this movie told by Kenneth Williams if you search under Kenneth Williams/the Joan Rivers Show.

[joebstarsurfer]

This is whats Irelands like shockingly daft the IMF are here lets have a cup of tea.

[rhylmark]

pure class...........

[Rachiejane1]

LOVE this - classic English comedy. Puns and taking the piss out of ourselves!

[legendkiller2004]

Sir Sidney Ruffdiamond 'KCB, OBE, ACDC, BBC, ITV'

[legendkiller2004]

A funny scene between Sir Sidney Ruff-diamond and his wife(Joan Sims)

in the presence of the Khasi of Kalaber(Kenneth Williams)

Joan: "Oh he's(the Khasi) waving at me"

Sid: "Go on then wave back."

Joan: "(waving) Coo-eeee!!"

Sid: "You don't have to go raving mad!"

Another part after this scene was Joan Sims commenting on the men playing polo.

Joan: "Oh he didn't half crack that one did he."

Sid: "If you can't find a more elegant way to express yourself, kindly shut your cakehole."

[MrValiant61]

Fakir..OFF!

[Spraycando]

Ken Williams face at 2:40. Legend.

[mignonhenne]

BUSTI , alexandra dane was sexy

[d1bx4pp]

Welcome to Helmland province....

[FatmanRich]

Strawberry mousse!!

[FatmanRich]

Absolutely immortal Carry On scene, Joan Sims getting plastered and all.

LOL at Roy Castle stopping for the strawberry mousse and Peter Butterworth "adjusting his dickie" Legendary!

[BungleZippie]

Its true Brits are like this but it can be very frustrating as well when people always have this mindset

[Spraycando]

Mindset? It's a way of life old chap. Chin chin.

[dalexwats]

Love the cheeky title (pun intended)! If I'm not mistaken, "up the Khyber" is a cockney expression for up the arse (as in Khyber Pass/ass).

[Rachiejane1]

@dalexwats Erm...exactly!

[canisfamilliaris]

"your collars undone", lol

[sagahammer]

Peter Butterworth, absolutely brilliant as he always was. Best Carry on ever.

[ricmilu]

Dont worry, we`ll save you some strawberry mousse.

The great peter butterworth proving he was one of a kind

[34gregory]

whats the song called the band played after they get blow up

[FPH1989]

All the tunes played by the band are by Johann Strauss

First - 'Fruhlingstimmen'

Then - 'Rosen aus dem Suden'

Finally after getting blown up - 'Blue Danube'

[axc1989]

If you compare this scene to the Zulu scene in Monty Python's Meaning of War, made many years later, this earlier version of the same joke is (surprisingly) much better.

[tidmouthshed]

Peter Butterworth comedy genius his timing was superb. Hilarious in this film.

[nickowen19]

This is possibly the best Carry on Film there has been. Quintissentially English. Unfortunately most of the comments on here are either illiterate and/or badly written also missing the point of the humour.

[whouster]

Absolutely Whitehall, Peter Butterworth also played superb supporting parts in 'Screaming' and 'Camping.' He really was the unsung Carry On hero.

[TheWhitehall]

Great comedy. Peter Butterworth an unsung hero of the Carry On`s is excellent in this film.

[BJFARIA]

lol, i like this, its very simple humor :P

[Flantastic1709]

well funy

[hypervicky77]

This is one of my fave scenes from any of the carry ons! Love it :P

[bermudarailway]

Foreiners when will they learn that God is an Englishman!

[FunnyMix]

odd comment considering sid james is a new zealander & this is the British Army.

''mads dogs an Engie'' true!!

[bermudarailway]

Actually Sid was South African but he naturalised as an ENGLISH man.

[FunnyMix]

Poor guy, that must have been painful.

So he'a a South African/Englishman then!!

If gods english as you say,

christ no wonder the world is in such a bloody mess!!!

[bermudarailway]

Thats tall comming from a country that gave the world G W Bush who made it even worse.

[ZombiZone]

syd -south african womens hairdresser

[eksortso]

@bermudarailway Hmm. Yeah, James Bond is English. The Doctor is fond of England (even the Scottish one). That's all the evidence I need!

[tim74660]

Sid James at his very best!!

[LairdKincavle]

"Of course, they're all raving mad you know!" The Best Summary of Great Britain I have ever listened to. Just Brilliant Comedy! Just Brilliant!

[splugrosh]

Possibly the greatest Carry On scene ever; it's a shame that the series went from producing intelligent & literate comedy like this to films that consisted mostly of smut.

Like most red-blooded males of the species, I love a bit of smut & titillation or tease. However, it should not be associated with or confused with comedy.

A great performance from the much-loved and much-missed Roy Castle too: a good man & a first class musician who deserved a longer life.

[DannyJamesRead]

2.33 classic

[DannyJamesRead]

we british have the best comedians and sense of humour yank comedys are sad and pathetic

[indigodingobongo]

agreed

[pjg2069]

Don't worry, we'll save you some strawberry mousse!! Strawberry mousse, strawberry mousse...!!

[prodigalson56]

Classic! And to all those that keep on leaving stupid anti british comments, plz do get yourself a sense of humour...

[adamswampy]

"Put the tea in the cup before the milk and they go berserk!" Aah, we know how to take the piss out of ourselves lol. As to those foreigners who have left anti-British rants on here - A)go and tell somebody who gives a shit, or B)failing that - go fuck yourselves :0) .

[Rachiejane1]

@adamswampy Well said. We take the piss out of ourselves because we have a sense of humour - other countries don't.

[mc0558]

A peep under a scotsman's kilt will subdue any foe.

[mc0558]

Nothing phases the English.

"Mad dog. . . ."

[ianclivewright]

"God blimey you frightened the life out of me" lol

"Try and save the last bullet for ,,,,, " lol

Henry Butterworth is brilliant in this.

"Your collars undone", lol

[theviker]

why is everyone taking this clip all rather seriously?...more Tea ;)

[russianRshit]

the british- worlds most savage animals

good thing they got their comeuppance

[whatliesbeneathus]

Does the word "comedy" mean anything to you? Loser.

[Pokhton]

the afghans beat the english empire in 3 wars

[gregmcaree]

Sir Sidney Roughdiamond Tea and Tiffen the 3rd Foot and Mouth Regt. Bung-did-in and the Burpers absolute magic

[madmov1es]

Deffinatly one of the best carry ons,

'Oh dear, i seem to have got a little plastered'

'I thort we'd have coffee in the lounge'

If you watch the film all the way through Joan Sims's voice changed about 5 times but it's absolutly hysterical, one of her best perfomances!

[weerobot]

The British in Afghanistan...total madness!.....LOL

[Jordyiscute]

This is my fave Carry On... film!

[Gazzar]

"Oh dear, I seem to have got a little plastered!" - quality

[70sfusion]

I remember this bit well, especially the head on the plate. "And now for my next trick..." It broke me up then and it still breaks me up. These guys were hilarious!

[Pitcairn2]

Trooper grappling with Native Warrior

'Do you come here often?' LOL

[moosle700]

god bless all the class from the carry on series!

[beowulfsword08]

god bless roy castle, joan simms, and all the carry on cast who have passed on!

[Fagottron]

Ah God, hilarious. The CarryOns just never get old on me.

[XxTemptedAngelxX]

This is my absolute favourite scene, thanks for posting!

[dougpecklord]

im related to the tall geezer forgot his name :P hes the iraqi leader or something. he was berrney in carry on camping forgot his name :S

[Jordyiscute]

Bernard Bresslaw

[dougpecklord]

ah ye. ty

[Timcar3]

"Of course they're all raving mad you know"

Young Mike Baldwin got a bullet in his sporran! HA!

[Slaverevolt]

I still Prefer Dr Evil

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Take the 12 steps to freedom challenge and help open some eyes

[nowtelsematters]

This film is just great for showing what it is to be British!

It's the most watched film in my mess.

'Mind if i might have a bash sir?' by far the best bit.

[FundamentallyMental]

hahahaaa

"yes go on enjoy yourself"

XD

[ianclivewright]

Henry RoughDiamond lol

[BaronVerulam1618]

Actually the whole Sudanese teddy bear called Mohammed story would a great Carry On plot

[BaronVerulam1618]

Hey, if Luis Bunuel made this they'd show it in the Tate Modern daily

[Pokhton]

God Shame The Queen :D

[Sazzykitty]

"But put the tea in the cup before the milk, and they go BESERK!!"

"Oh don't talk BOwles to me- attack! Kill them AAAALL!!" "Ooh, I dunno though!" Ha ha!!! So funny! I love that guy!

[matt2house]

"that's the fakirs head THEY KILLED HIM"

[madabbafan]

@matt2house "that's a dash unsporting, it's the closed season for fakirs.."

[Sazzykitty]

Hee hee this is my favourite Carry On film out of all of them!

[ianclivewright]

Henry Butterworth is priceless in this.

"Save the last bullet for our guest" lol

[IForgottenHopeI]

Hah this is Brilliant. The Highlanders, The Englishman playing the instruments and the dinner that goes on, despite the fact that a large number of Indian soldiers are destroying the Building with Heavy artillery! LOL

[Gazzar]

Oh dear, I seem to have got a little plastered! Quality line.

[teresawoolies]

STRAWBRY MOOSE, STRWBRY MOOSE LOL

[fusionfreq]

brilliant .

[edinburghmike]

Of course, you DO know that nothing's worn under the kilt (it's all in perfect working order .... !)

Classic clip, thanks for posting !

[davinata]

I always thought Peter Butterworth had the best roles.

To me it wasn't a complete Carry On unless Peter was in it. Bless him. He was a prisoner of war you know.

[Shadax2Glendaal]

Well said!

Yes, Peter always put on a lovable performance! Especially in Carry On Abroad as the hotel manager, porter and whatever else he claimed to be!

May he rest in peace.

[sonet66]

hello didnt know MR Butterworth was a POW can you tell me where and when and who by. my dad who is still with me was a POW with the japs

[SidinaD]

Love this clip!! does anyone have the entire scene because its much better when you watch it from the start of that dinner.

[PastyKensit]

Busty

[Alienshoes101]

I remember watching this scene years ago, abit earlyer on in this scene, the bloke turns to him and says 'terrible noise', and he replies,'yes, mind you it's only a third class orchestra'.

[vanillaorchid]

Tiffin.

[andrewshere]

Don't talk bawls (bowls) to me. Kill 'em! Kill 'em all...!

[mrploppy99]

Fahkia off!

[misterpotatoheaduk]

fakir...off!

[Timcar3]

"Of course, they'er all raving mad you know"

Classic

[iamatrekkie]

you know when ever I quote - oh dear i seem to be a little plastered no one has a clue what i'm going on about!!!!

[kezzyann]

Joan Sims: oh dear i seemed to have got a little plasted

[SHaKeRuk]

Wait till you see the whites of their eyes....RUN WIDDLE....

[SHaKeRuk]

And for my next trick...

[BeeeAitchPeee]

Devils in Skirts!

[rockingthecity]

Classic Carry On. I love this scene.

[gabby888]

tiffin! lol

[ilikesharking]

peter butterworth. genious.

[exterke11]

excellent

[ojed]

Classic!

[ebbonknee]

Definitely the best scene in a carry on film. Joan Sims' ad lib was perfect.

[rosemaryjayne]

great vid!!