How New Moon should have ended

[NaleyForever25]

Jake has a 14 pack? LOL! COOL

[lightscameraaction90]

Bella: OW! I cut myselfffff!!!!!

Jasper: uh...BLUUDDDDDDD!

[tamer1635]

gud

[sunsetsky123]

Funny

[MrComoncur]

i hate twilight too but this kinda sucked

[JessxHavok]

Lol thats an epic win!

[16Sayra]

"I thought you would be happier if i left."

"Okay... You're stupid, but i forgive you." *Smile* ;D

[Lauriefishbone]

*rips shirt of * 20pack!

[1137339]

please reply to this :-)

[veinom666666]

@1137339 um.. this is a reply :P

Thanks for the great comments everyone!

[MySarcasticSoul]

THIS!!! This is awesome! xD

[ngmeylan]

I WANT A BIKE!!!!!!!!!!

[theFlowerPrince343]

my pants got tighter when alice's boobs jiggled

[StarWarsSucksBigTime]

Isn't this a church??? Yeah *BOOM* Edwaaaard!!!

[Kyuka]

lol this is more entertaining than the real thing XD

[bunnybelt13]

This is dumb....  :P

[MultiSuperllama]

LoL!! When he starts to sparkle and rainbows come. LMAO! It is true though.

IMPORTANT NOTICE:

Edward Cullen is a fictional charater made up in some mad womans dream. He will not play the piano for you, take up trees and call you a spider monkey. Capice??

:DD

[escaramuzaml]

@MultiSuperllama T_T ok):

[JORDON583]

Hey you're stupid but I forgive you cx

[JORDON583]

1:08 lick =w=

[oraine19]

i thought they were having sex at the begining

[m4tthijs1994]

I'm Happy that i'm not 18 :P:P

[EmoSkittleTV]

hahahaha....hahahaha! ha...ha!

[Sims3biatch]

Bella Wact Hou *punches Face!*

[vlweb3d]

now that was hilarious

[blueheartless]

Great job!

[luvin2dream]

lol

[glowstars100]

uh shes a necrophiliac.

EEEK oh yeah.

um vampires dont have blood so they cant get an erection.

thumbs up

[MangaVampir]

@glowstars100 um, of course vampires have blood, they still have the blood from being human before (how could the vampire poison make them vampires without making their human blood vampire if they didn´t have blood? xD) and they also have the blood, they drink, so it should be possible xD ^^°

[Shayder3d]

Awesome job Jay! Really well done.

[rawr726]

makes sense

[DarkLordHalim]

stupid....

[ishitasinghify]

LOL

Awesome...

[obilisk1]

who needs bella when you ca lick your own testicles! XD

[Vanessabear19]

14 pack. Oh fuck yes. :) 1:03

[dadude1200]

this is what happened.

[MrsSugarpoofy]

That was somewhat funny but kind of stupid

[mynamemattersnot4]

Ha ha Edward was a rainbow! 8D!

[CxiiElmo]

16 abs :D

[IamLyoko]

BELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­A!!!!!!!!!! XD

[iverie]

xD I loved the frigen thing where he tore his shirt off and there's this like second of 'holy shit abs!'

[danceyfriend]

I think I replayed the two seconds where she crashes the bike about ten times...and nearly choked from laughing each time. And I have to say...I love the rainbows.

[Shmoofles]

who needs bella when i can lick my own testicles? hahahaha that one line made everything worth it.

[JayShah3D]

LOL!!! This is funny from 0:00 to 3:29. I never saw any of the Twilight movies, but this funny and awesomely animated video sums it up for me. I'll save myself $2 renting those movies and just go with THIS. More entertaining. Nice job! ;-D

[Wolfinside654]

Okay you're stupid but I forgive you .....XDDDDDD

[PurpleRobotMonkeys]

*wish

[PurpleRobotMonkeys]

@Jackchopftw Ima twihard and yeah it is awesome!!! I just with that they put more detail into Edwards deformed nipples :D

[crickithy]

Haha im a Twi-Tard and i still like these twilight parodys accpesialy when they make fun of bella and/or jacob

[Zamliyx3]

@crickithy team edward !

[mm30940]

Alice's boobs wiggle alot...its weird..

[jezzierulez1998]

who else paused @ 1:03 to count his abs?

[OwlStarlight]

so much betetr than the actual movie.

[Crystal2001]

November, September,...January?!?!?!

[JackChopFTW]

Hacking. Awesome. (TAKE THAT, YOU TWI-HARDS!!!!)

[MyCamh]

who needs bella when i can lik ma own testicles lol

[TheBritt45]

0:42 edward spits and and it lands in bella's mouth XD

[JeRaVaBa1191]

hahahahahaha this is awesome



[memethemeerkat]

hahahaha my sides hurt lol ;)

[232stargazer]

i always wondered why Edward threw bella

[caring4apathy]

so shit

[Littlecutie35]

Lmao

[sunrayvista]

hahaha LOL :)

[KaosGal]

BELLA! Watch Out! *PUNCH!*

[KaosGal]

The Toilet Saga.....

[thehontry1fan14]

Paiiiinnnn.... Why does Alice's tits wiggle soo much??? O.o

[PinkBeauty34]

Thats about as close to a summary as u can get :)

[rosebud204]

hahahaha! edward!

[kushtrimsmn]

3:02 Who needs bella when i can lick my own testicles LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[AspellAnderson]

One of my favourite parodies XD I can't stop watching it!

[veinom666666]

@AspellAnderson your message soothes my soul, thank you so much for the most awesome comment :)

[AspellAnderson]

20 people are twihards.

[miaufun]

a 12 pack lol

[varnergirl]

i love it so cool!

[HarpoSpoke]

It's tough to be funnier than the actual Twilight movies themselves...but I think you pulled it off! :)

[pablo6874]

this is reterted



[iBeBreezyBree]

Who needs Bella when you can lick your own testicles? XD

[builder802]

This is so inaccurate, Edward never had abs!

[KurbySama]

"Couldnt you steal a more descrete car?"

lol Bella's only smart line in this whole video...

[veinom666666]

@KurbySama Yes she blew a brain fuse at that point.... apart from that, she's retarded during the whole saga.

[LoveMe06HateMe]

the toilet gaga? wat,the.fuck. this is stupid,gross, and torwards the end a bit funny.

[fshcomm]

at 0:34 funny

[RunFredRunInk]

the toilet saga!!!!

[mshk1989]

funny how his bazillion abs pop out at 1:01

[awesomegirldude]

that was disgusting not funny

[HockeyGoddess15]

Edward - "Bellaaa watch outtt!"

Jasper -"Ha-haaaaa!"

LMFAO!

[neverXuploadXvideos]

the point of saying "how it should've ended" is showing the end not the entire movie..

[shadowrunner0627]

XD GAY MAN!!!!!!!!.....

[Larein231]

2:18

OMG, ITS GAY MAN!!!!

xD

[YashaWolf01]

I enjoy the fact that Alice's boobs get bigger and bouncier in every frame...

I really enjoy that.

[animejunkie4life09]

@YashaWolf01  How can you not enjoy that?

[veinom666666]

@YashaWolf01 lol, yes, I like to 'develop' the characters as the 'story' progresses! XD

[gocanadayayyy]

i love how he punched her. ha!

much better than the actual movie, which failed. epicly.

[flimmii07]

OMG Jacob's muscles o_____0

[gleelovers1234]

lol but grose the last thing that jacob said ewwwwwww!

[easterj]

Now this is a cool animation, man!!!

[miaxoxo123654]

@hotvamp091 yeah whatever!! :P

[miaxoxo123654]

boys who sparkle suck and i liked edward better as cedric

just sayin!

[Shelasgirl]

For some reason I just love the part where she crashed the motorcycle. Just the way her body flew and her head smeared on the ground! xD Amazing!

[splashdown12]

all i have to say, is win.

I mean, the movie is retarded and the book goes all over the place so, this parody was just beautiful.

please continue!

[veinom666666]

@splashdown12 Thanks for the positive feedback! This is one of the things I HAD to do after watching the movie - it was the only remedy because the movie made me sick. I wont be watching the other movies, so I wont continue twilight stuff, but hopefully I will do many more animations in the future :)

[LOTRxfanx]

@veinom666666 have you seen vampires suck??? Its great for twilight haters %D

[Tipiced]

BEST ENDING EVER!!!

lol I love the scene when Edward punches Bella...I still won't understand that retardedness in the actual movie. Wouldn't that cause her to bleed even more? XD

[jester0646]

@Tipiced new moon just reinforced the fact that is it ok to beat your girlfriend as long as it looks like you are trying to save her...

[TheEddykotta]

niiiice

[trivangle]

lol.. This is awesome... 

[EpicPurpleMonsters]

lol sooooo funny



[yahsel98]

LOL dont you know that dreams and promiss dont mean anything'???

[veinom666666]

@yahsel98 I like having a moral meaning or a message to 'my' story. Not like the actual movie that has no meaning whatsoever!

[yahsel98]

@veinom666666 i know,I was qoating a line form the vid!

[AkaneAngel90]

best parody ever!!!

[i10azns]

vampyres don't have blood lol

[CharityxKilo]

OH MY GAWD!! He punched her XD!!! That was awesome!!

[escaramuzaml]

ohh i thought Bella was getting laid at the begining hahaha

[TheTj911]

lmao charlie rocks XD hes soooo funneh XD i dunno lol

Charlie: BELLA WHAT IS IT?!

i also liked the jasper thingy XD

[se7enskies]

One of the better HISHE

[DarkSpiritPanther]

LOL! November - September - January

[MrsEdwardCullen1895]

That was soooooo gay!! Epic failier!! 

[antiisaacbarbie17]

@MrsEdwardCullen1895 Youre just a jealous Edward lover :)

[MrsEdwardCullen1895]

@antiisaacbarbie17

Well, at least i have the decancy and taste to fancy him cause he is so hot!!

[antiisaacbarbie17]

@MrsEdwardCullen1895 lol. whatevers good in your reality.

[HellAngelsBells]

@MrsEdwardCullen1895 He's not real ...

[CharityxKilo]

@MrsEdwardCullen1895 are you talking about the edward in your head or the guy that is throwing away his acting talent into a role he hates the most in his entire career?

[Godwig101]

thank you for pointing out the flaw of vampire's reproducing...

[GrinchaFilms]

AWESOMEEE XD couldnt stop laughing!! hahaha

[Loriaen]

lol

[mshilton88]

alice had some biiiiiiiiig boobies. I couldnt help but giggle when they wiggled...hey that rhymed lmao

[LoniganTheDragon]

jacob: i can't tell you my secret, it's bigger than me (muscles bulging) XD

[mysinger4life]

When she's crying under the covers it sounds like she's masturbating to edward's picture in her mind O.O

[Pimpmastahanhduece]

who the fuck gets tramatized for breaking their ankle. O NO, NOT LIFE THREATENING BUT OWW!

[cookiemonsterr54321]

Absolute win ;DDD

[mickaydee]

yooouuuu whoooooo jacobbbbb

[16Sayra]

EDWARD!(L)

[SynnLewz]

HAhahahahaha!!!

[GothGuitarist17]

Bitch fight!!! lolz

[fFeartheDarkness]

...paaaaaiiin........smiley face

[jweinrub]

Glad you liked it!

[12mcross]

hill ariis !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[scarletkitty1999]

lol 1:56- 2:02 is funny and exactly what i thought either way its immoral!

[xXStarStreamerXx]

1:01 BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[mshilton88]

yo how you use the gay flag lmfaooooooooooo

[Catwoman2811]

bella, watch out!!!!

PAFF!^^

[ELIZABETHRRR1]

Lol

[MrsJaspyHale]

ok your stupid but i forgive you!!!!! lol

[skeletonking1234]

ahh i cut myself BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD­DD XD

[PoisonAmber]

I WANT A BbbIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKK­KEEE!

[animejunkie4life09]

And Alice`s boobs just keep getting bigger. XD

[HeartAngel1796]

ReallyReallyReallyReally Wierd

But --

ReallyReallyReallyReallyReally Funny!!!!! XD haha

[HellAngelsBells]

*Masturbation voice* Paaaaaaaiiiiiinnnn. ROFL

"Watch out Bella!" *Falcon punches Bella into a table* I couldn't stop laughing for ages!

[adoringninja]

was she masturbating at the beginning or having nightmare??? XD

[veinom666666]

@adoringninja that can be interpreted either way.. but knowing my dirty humor.... :P

[claryfey]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha...

HA!

:D

your funny :p

[gumm1s101]

in the beginning i thought they were havving sex and i was like ummmmm tht doesn't happen. lol

[TeenTitanGirl12]

I likw how she just gets skinnier and skinnier! THEN SHE FATTENS RIGHT BACK UP!

[Teamtwilightyaymuse]

I like Twilight but this is toooooooooooooooooooo FUNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!

[hijikata1234]

in the end edward looks like columbo O__o

xDDD

i like that shit!! GREAT! xD

[moonlight98765432198]

epic stalker in the beginning

sadly this didnt win i like it the most!!!!!!!!!

great work xDDD

[veinom666666]

@moonlight98765432198 yes.. probably because it contains adult humor. But who cares? any excuse to make fun of tweelight

[xSassgirlsx]

hahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahah­hahaahahahhahahahahahaahahahah­ahahahahahaahahahhahaahahahaha­hahhahaahahahahahaahahaha soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny

[mozarttheprincess]

LOLLMFAO.

[cutechick3b2]

I like twilight but I have to addmitt this video is Hella funny haha lol

[XxSilverWolf16xX]

"I want a BIKEEEE!!!!"

*2 seconds later* *CRASH*

"BELLAAAAAAA!!!!!"

LMAO! XDD

[Robdawg94]

epic scream at 1:02 haha

[veinom666666]

@Robdawg94 actually that was the squeaking of the rusty breaks XD

[Nekoshoujo821]

Ahhhh, if only this did happen......

[Elanora888]

ahhhhhh my butt is gone oh yeah i laughed it off. did anyone elce notice alice's boobs get bigger every time

[gamesmusic123]

black

[Lozza123ism]

i wolf pack lmao!!!!