Never Mind the Buzzcocks S20E05 (Part 1)

[tazmon122]

all i know about Sinitta is the song in her intro is the anthem of Slap Shot (which is one of my favorite films staring Paul Newman)

[misszotee]

jonas armstrong , mmeellllltttt, and Nick hodgson is just generally awsome , what a team :)

[XoSophieandEbonyoX]

@misszotee true that!

[CGodfrey1995]

I don't even care if i get called gay for this but jesus christ, if i was allowed a man crush it would be jonas armstrong :O

[ThingsWeSaidToday]

oh Jonas Armstrong, he's so lovely...

[simonfeakes]

xD and here we've hung saddam

[Frequency404]

Is it me or does Sinitta always look like she's happy but worried?

[BrendanStuart]

fuck it crazy that Dom Joly went to High School with Osama bin Laden

[BJWhiteDrums]

Nick Hodgson's actually pretty funny!

[reprovo]

Well there goes the Robin Hood persona

[mcrkid22]

@pheberulez Yeahhhh that's the one! Thank you! <3

[mcrkid22]

Fuckkkkkk what is that song when he's introducing Dom? I know it, I know I do, but I can't remember the fucking name >.<

[aylajean27]

My grammatically correct nature is starting to ruin jokes.. When Simon said "And yet we hung Sadam," all I could think was "IT'S HANGED, SIMON!!! WE BLOODY HANGED SADAM!!!!"

[waitingformypopcorn]

@aylajean27 but then how come almost everyone says "I hung up the phone."? hmm? Are you hung up on that one? (so is it okay to use it like that if it has the word 'up' after it?)

[aylajean27]

@waitingformypopcorn If the thing you have hung is inanimate, like a phone or a bathrobe, you use "hung." If, however, you are hanging a person, the past tense of that verb is "hanged." Therefore, "I hung up the phone" and "we hanged Sadam" are both grammatically correct sentences.

[pumkinthegreat]

For someone without a penis, I'm really curious as how one can hurt himself wanking w/ PB. I mean, how does it work?

[irefusetodisco]

@pumkinthegreat Well it's not particularly...slick, is it?

[mag1712]

oh god, Nick Hodgson is not only terribly fit, he's also bloody brilliant!

[jessrh167]

nick is so bloody hot! like if you agree ;)

[Wildave007]

at 6:20 Robin Hood Men in Tights springs to mind.

[KevClynes]

What's the song being played at 2:00? I know I've heard it before and it's driving me crazy.

[TheAnthroFox]

@KevClynes he always says the name of the song afterwards

[KevClynes]

@TheAnthroFox And did he after the song at 2:00? Nope.

[28imilce]

@KevClynes It's David Bowie, Ashes to Ashes

[KevClynes]

@28imilce Ah how could I not know! Nice one mate

[143asianrose]

hahaha JOnas was so dirty!! ha haha

[lovemeloveyouxx]

thanks for uploading all of these I'm revising and I've literally been working through just as many never mind the buzzcocks episodes as possible in the background :)

[kamarrabaksh]

KAISER CHIEFS :D

[flynntheman90]

well i've learnt something useful about peanut butter...and from robin hood of all people

[PiecesOfRainbow7]

Guys, I miss this so much

[lesterclaypool1]

@PiecesOfRainbow7

I know, there's something disheartening about a great show going to pot.

Would you like me to send you episodes of "Trailer Park Boys" so that you can laugh again?

[BrieLarsonFan]

"stand on a ball, and let a hoop... fall to the floor" haha!

[angeltru95]

JOOONASSSSS <3 pheww *fans self* son of a gun

[starlollie]

OMG I didnt know Jonas did one of these!! Im so happy i found this on accident!!

[RachelSummers777]

This show's quite educational. I'm learning all sorts of things about male masturbatory aids that I didn't know before.

[goodbyejohnnythunder]

is it only my overactive imagination that sees simon eye fucking robin hood?

[MaggieCredits]

The guy from the Kaiser Cheifs is wearing th same shirt that Simon wore in another episode. You have to watch a whole lot of NMTB to notice this shit. I should be ashamed but I'm oddly proud. XD

[curiousoctopus]

@MaggieCredits AMY WINEHOUSE EPISODE?!

That is a fine shirt. Goes better with Simon's nerdiness though.

[mallikahd]

I LOVE Simon. Wanna hug him!

[Archer2782]

What's the song playing when they introduce Jonas?

[Plokia66]

Jonas Armstrong is luuush :3

[happyjellyfish]

Nick Hodgson is lovely! They should have him on again, he's brilliant in this show.

[sianchild]

Phil's team are both hot

[procrastinats]

jonas armstrong is really cute but his show is really boring. What's a girl to do?

[xcherrycookiex]

what's simon's last name?

[Louiise2k8]

@xcherrycookiex amstell

[lizzielonglegs]

Jonas would be hotter if he wasn't about 3 feet tall.

[adodson55]

@lizzielonglegs he is 6 foot tall. That isn't short....

[TheBaronessIsAwesome]

God that Robin Hood guy is absolutely hilarious :D

[Lancerxp]

Cheers for uploading these PhiMine, they are clearly much appreciated.

[beautifulstar10]

JONAS ARMSTRONG!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[evilgeniusluke]

jupitus is not funny. Don't think hes ever made me laugh out loud

[Smallvillefan67]

@evilgeniusluke That's ok. It takes someone clever to actually understand his very witty jokes. :)

[evilgeniusluke]

@Smallvillefan67 What him shouting all the time. Simon is witty, Phil is just fat and obnoxious

[cornishpastie9]

@evilgeniusluke

Fat jokes are pretty witless and obnoxious themselves, you know.

[johannaGreiff]

kaiser chiefs :) a great band. and all of them are really funny! :)

[alexisyeas]

nick hodgson! ♥

[SpookyJane1]

Ahhh, got to love Simon, easily the best host of NMTB! By the way, thanks PhiMine for uploading these ;)

[Clarestovold]

ROTFLYSST!!!!

[smileymileyfanemily]

@Clarestovold rolling on the floor laughing . . . . ?

[Clarestovold]

@smileymileyfanemily

ROTFLYSST = Rolling on the floor laughing yet somehow still typing.

;)

[Misishaxi]

Check out Phil's little scarf thing...

[TubinBelieber]

LOVE JONAS :D

[MisterTwoPiece]

what episode is it when Simon's dressed as a rabbit?

[thomasimon]

@MisterTwoPiece The one with Jack Dee as guest captain, and guest including the singer from Alphabeat, Alexei Sayle and Lisa Maffia

[superbanjoman]

whats the song called that plays during dom jolys introduction?

[rassilonstributer]

@superbanjoman Ashes to Ashes.

[dlusiondone]

i dont think any host can compare to Simon!

[LilMissLunchbox]

I legit flailed when I saw Jonas.

THANK YOU SO MUCH PHIMINE! I'd kiss you if it were possible.

us americans are very grateful for this. <33333333333

[noamjen]

I watching it now and can't believe I actually met Nick!!! he's so brilliant in anything he does

[shibzy0tennant]

JONAS ARMSTRONG!!

[dhubigh]

1.27 theres no arrow in the bow...

[adrjafan]

its called a bow slap, no arrow involved

[DrMattDestruction]

you ever pretended before? :P

[ZooeyLight]

I love Jonas!

[missamigaax]

love jonas armstrong, so funny :)

[texaspete33]

PhiMine i want your children!

[angelgrillz]

tut tut

[texaspete33]

alright then, i want your children! is that better?!

[angelgrillz]

It is absolutely better. However the one problem is that I want Simon Amstell's children. Bit of a conundrum isn't it?

[texaspete33]

well, erm i dont want to tell you this, but simon amstell may not be interested in you. he erm, likes the sausage being hidden in him. so that is a conundrum isn't it.

[angelgrillz]

Oh I know of the conundrum you speak of. I almost cried when I heard it. Honestly. But I've chosen to ignore this and imagine a life with Simon Amstell. Anyway, you can still have my children. That can still happen.

[texaspete33]

i dont know wether to be happy that i can still have your children, or ring the relevant authorities about your obsession with simon amstell. if we did end up having children together would you be thinking of simon amstell everytime you look at me?

[angelgrillz]

Only if you were a REALLY bad lover. But you shouldn't worry about my fantasies to have gaybies with Simon, it'll die out as soon as someone else comes along. Then again you may have to worry about the next guy..

[texaspete33]

im a pretty good lover, so i dont have to worry about men coming up on your gaydar. what would you do if i started fantisizing about lesbian celebrities like lindsay lohan? would you feel threatened?

[angelgrillz]

@texaspete33

I guess so... Well not if it was Lindsay Lohan, maybe if it was someone not crazy. Like Portia de Rossi. Should I be worried?

[angelgrillz]

Heheh, your right. I SHOULDN'T be worried. Actually I don't wear make-up really.. It's unnecessary. Ok lemme think of another not crazy lesbian celebrity. I can't go with Rosie O'Donnell... Clementine Ford. Anyway as long as we're both good lovers we shouldn't have to worry!

[texaspete33]

im sure you won't be thinking of simon amstell when you're with me, as i won't be thinking of crazy lesbians when im with you! at little bit of make up is fine, but when people wear too much, that person must be unhappy with their looks. you must not be unhappy with you're looks then!

[bowlesy067]

ya fair play for these vidieos class

[03trapat]

yeaaaahhh phimine you fucking rock!!!1!

[PrincessPotato]

This is the first time I'll have seen this episode since seeing Robin Hood. It's different once you actually know who the people are.

[TwistTheKnifeFOD]

Phimine you are a legend for uploading all of these!

[PhiMine]

Thanks!

[MuseandIncubus]

you've done a great service to your nation by giving the world access to watch this godly show online.

[alexisyeas]

@MuseandIncubus and to those overseas who dont get these shows on the telly. :D

[orlylover30]

The jumper that Nick is wearing is the same one Simon wore in episode 4 of series 19, the one with Amy Winehouse.

Sorry for randomness but I just noticed that.

[GlennYule]

ye i noticed that 2 i have the same jumper lol

[orlylover30]

If you really do have that same jumper, then you are truly amazing. But maybe I should go get the same one as well. :D

[izzac22]

i went to his school :D St marys menston :D

x

[Stummy777]

"where's friar tuck?"

"He's screwing a tree!"

Bahahaha love simon and jonas

[EllysaE]

Nick Hodgson is a different kind of handsome. Not the typical type. lol.

[GetOverIt2]

jonas was great in The Street for those of you that like him

check it out on BBC iPlayer

[burgess1992]

yeah that was one of my favorite episodes when was injured was a good story

[dusktwilight7]

@GetOverIt2 If BBC iPlayer actually worked outside of Britain I totally would *sigh*

[HCD08]

I love jonas armstrong :)

[sianisit]

Simon looks particularly yummy in this episode :(

[edjonesy57]

simons gay. fact

[Bloodstreaks]

Agh.. What song is that playing during Dom Joly's intro?

[bastianbalthazar]

Ashes to Ashes by David Bowie :)

[bryony1313]

"To think Sinitta could stand on that ball and let a hoop fall to the floor!" :)

[ILoveeScrubs]

simon and jonas in one place.. awesome :) lol x

[OliviaHeadVideos]

thank you so so so much for uploading this episode of nmtb I've been wanting to see it for ages! :)

lol its so funny

[PhiMine]

You're welcome!

[ellie9311]

i think all members of kaiser chiefs seem like really nice fun people and i would be happy to hang out with them

[RanjiniN]

You should check out the episode where Ricky hosts!

[omgitskatlynn]

Nick Hodgson sure can tell a story.

Love him.

[RanjiniN]

Nick Hodgson.... wow, I think I'm in love.

Kaiser Chiefs FTW.

[SuckMyCurry]

Nice to see these episodes of buzzcocks on youtube. 5 stars.

[yingfelagund]

i think i like ur videos, they're so sharp. thanks!