Jim Gaffigan - Bologna - KING BABY - CD and DVD Available NOW!

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

Im liker number 1020. Take that disslikers :) 

[MintyMoonclaws]

BOLOGNA.

There's a g in the wor-

I DON'T SEE ANY G, WE'RE GOING WITH BOLOGNA.

I swear. I died of laughter

[formusicplaylist1]

funny. but seriously though i don't eat balogna... something about the taste and gritty/ rubbery texture and not knowing what exactly is in it is terribly disgusting... i think the last time i ate balogna i gagged through half a sandwich before removing it and just eating the rest as a cheese sandwich.

[koreanass]

That's a bunch of bologna

[UpsetRogue]

I'm teh 1000th liker

[Enleuk]

i thought it was spelled bolony. now i realize its just like hamburger and frankfurter. (only without the -er)

[xXMidnightdoveXx]

19 people had the bologna sandwich, dirty...

[beezilla87]

....I dont know if you saw theres a G in the word....I DONT SEE NO "G" BALONEY!!!

DEAD

[XoDonutxBreyeroX]

SUBTLE IS ONE OF THOSE WORDS TOO!

[Greysonwolf14]

@XoDonutxBreyeroX No it's not.

[XoDonutxBreyeroX]

@Greysonwolf14 Yeah it is subtle is pronounce suddle

[Greysonwolf14]

@XoDonutxBreyeroX No, it's not. It's pronounced suht-l. No d's there.

[idontcare2332]

hey bologna has a last name and it's gaffigan!

[gabbyvickers8975]

I’ll have the bologna sandwich, DIRTY

[Daraezen]

@Shuiyuki lol trolling kid

[Cheercaptaincutie]

"I knew he was white trash....." xD

[Daraezen]

Err, i actually live in Bologna. It's a famous Italian city, check it out >_>

And what you americans call "Bologna", it should be called "mortadella".

[shuiyuki]

@Daraezen Sad day to be you.

[nrcboxers]

@Daraezen americans are stupid

[NightRiderXDX3XP]

19 people eat bologna

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

You say it like cornel but it's writen Colonel. what happens when you take the L

out of colonel? Colone.

Why can't people write just like you say it? Wuld by funn to tri :) 

[JoeRobot17]

@TheIcelandicPatriot umm..actually it would be Coone

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

@JoeRobot17 I meant the later L 

[lolliepops1105]

i LIKE ALL KINDA OF MEAT EVEN BOLOGNA! i knew he was white trash!

[Puppana]

ahh,so that's why colonel never made much sense

[MrHunterbaseball]

i'll have the bologna sandwich...DIRTY!

[antman43862]

i like my bologna like a martini... with an olive... or do i??

[newyy1]

Bologna and colonel? I'm pretty sure the guy who came up with those two pronunciations also came up with corpsman.

[rosemarie8762]

I don't know if you saw, but there's a g in there... BALONEY!! ...Trust me I came up with colonel.

[BLACOWT11]

were going with bologna trust me i made up colonel !!!!!

[XBLEACH6X]

omg!!! i was at the store and they had bologna with peppers and pickel in it!!!! it looked like something the dog puked up, and the vaccume sealed it!!!!!

[blackhitman12]

Bologna is actually the name of an Italian city very famous for meat products, however it's pronounced "Bolonia" not "Baloney".

[dontheawesome]

@blackhitman12 cool story bro

[w0rdisbond]

I'd like the bologna sandwich, DIRTY!

Had me rollin on the floor, laughing...

[IcyScythe]

dam watching this makes me hungry.

[TheAmazingBlackStar]

Trust me, I came up with colonel!

[OMGsquirel26]

I knew he was white trash... LMFAO

[devon9012]

NO YOUR full of bologna poop face lawlz

[thadancedemon]

balony! trust me i came up with colonel! hahaha

[ZerjtheZerg]

were going for bolonga!

trust me, i came up with colonel.

LOL!!

[thekilla991]

i like all kinds of meat, even bologna...

"i knew he was white trash..."

[czechreck]

I like the part where he said 'Bologna'

[pushelildaisies]

@czechreck Hey, that was My favorite part too! Best friends?

[StatenIzzy1]

i hate the spelling of bologna so much i hate even spelling it out..i dnt fuckin gget it lmfao who the fuck created it like that

[rangers1love]

Brett Favre likes bologna and wants to be a Colonel.

[twotonguestalking713]

quote from video = 300 thumbs ups :)

[201doom]

colonel on a spelling test yeah thats real fucking fair

[misfitpirate897]

@201doom I lost my spelling bee on Colonel. .__.

[DAPTXDC4869]

@misfitpirate897, I would have asked the definition first.

"Okay, DAPTXDC4869 spell Colonel"

"K-E-R-N-E-L kernel."

[shdrw]

This guy reminds me of Will Farrell

[Agentseaturtle]

19 came up with the pronunciation :)

[arielle0423]

I am a steak and I am pleased. ;)

[kaminarigaston]

Coyote

[jimistreets]

baloney is spelled baloney.

[Peon546]

I'm a bologna and I found this funny.

[webkinzgirl9261]

Colonel always confused me.. it still does. NO KERNEL IS K-E-R-N-E-L NOT COLONEL! I say it as it is. :) Same as Home Depot. It says Home DePOT not Home Depo. :D

[mememango2244]

He pronounced pronounce weird...

[YouthEnergy]

@mememango2244 Sounded like he said "pununciation".

[Luigidawinner9]

Porterhouse: $25 a pound and JUUUIIICY!

Sirloin: $10 a pound and 100% DELICIOUS!

Bologna: 50 a pound cents and 100% WHITE TRASH!

[poeboy2]

19 people are clearly full of bologna.

[PopShepski]

Trust me, I came up with Colonol!

[jusgoonin]

SEARCH PETEY PUMPS

[MusicDAnthony]

SO GOOD!!

[4dojo]

maybe my computer will turn into a tv

[pacardi]

i am from that town... and i seriously do not get the humor of this?? -.-'

[kindralanae]

@pacardi He is not joking about the town Bologna, he is talking about the processed meat product bologna

[Beandude202]

@pacardi

He's talking about the meat, not the town for which it is named.

[rays2011]

Hot pocket

[FlaggedWizard]

I was laughing so hard every time he said bologna!

[blocko666]

The way english spells bologna makes it seem easy to understand chinese people (no offence)

[cuttsjoey]

Maybe thats just the bologna talking...

[DKDonkeyThong]

@cuttsjoey Maybe that's just a quote from the video talking...

[McXZealot]

man american comedians just have to make lots of noise and then they're funny

[FredericktheGreatII]

@McXZealot

It's just the bologna talking............Lol

[hcortens]

@McXZealot and yet you upload something called "Firetruck Crash - Just Cause 2 Stunt " lol. i'm not american but you just got pwnd bitch

[jackbenimble8855251]

Jim Gaffigan inspired me to try my first hot pocket. I must have an iron stomach, because it did not make me sick or give me diarrhea. And I don't live in a trailer!! lol.

I ate baloney all my life. But now it's just occasionally.

[hcortens]

@jackbenimble8855251 cool story bro

[hairyguy23]

hey guys if you ever wondered what it would be like to hear a Jim Gaffigan swear type "Jim Gaffigan's Saturn Commercial Outtakes" in the search box...you won't be sorry!

[ksad96]

Hey buddy, i like bologna... xD

[crazycurls84]

lmfao

[GentlemanIRL]

always bothered me how bologna and Colonel is spelled because of its pronunciation..

I would spell it "baloney" and "Cournel" lol >_<

[cska4eva]

colonel is actually a french term. when you pronounce it in french it would sound like there is an r in the word.

[Laceuptiffany]

The balogna with the olives? Who's that for? Priceless.

[BlazieTiger]

TRUST ME I CAME UP WITH COLONEL.

[coolpup1101]

"okay how do you wanna pronounce this word?"

"BOLOGNA!!!"

"well you see there's a G in there..."

"I DONT SEE NO G! BOLOGNA!!"

"but the word DOES end with an A..."

"WE'RE GOIN WITH BOLAGNA!!!"

Lol

[laura18951]

@coolpup1101 its ok...i came up with colonel

[zalmanusa]

@coolpup1101 Did you think people who come here can't read or are you just retarded in the brain?

[coolpup1101]

@zalmanusa

What are you talking about?

[zalmanusa]

@coolpup1101 Stop reciting what they say in the video over and over, sick of it.

[szqsk8]

"I'll have the bologna sandwich...dirty!  LOL!

[DeadlyNightShade60]

i'll have the bolony sandwich DIRTY!!! XD

[emosasukeCS2]

"I knew he was white trash."

Priceless.

[FlyMe2Freedom]

"I DON'T SEE NO 'G' - BAH-LONE-Y!"

lol

[helloguymandudeson]

Saw this live in omaha, people treated him like the second coming

[AllOutOfGum]

He's anti-bologna.

[awesomepaintballguy7]

@sn1zzo did u spit our ur baloni sandwich

[slapahoe209]

cuz baloney is nasty and basicly made of horse cock

[voteforitnow]

idk why but i hate bologna

[theruiner89]

im watching this while eating a baloney sandwich :D

[cosmokramer41]

i dont know if you saw there's a 'g' in the word

[alexamerling20]

15 people missed the like button....Jim Gaffigan is the best XD

[808istheway]

What has the world come to. This is a COMEDY video. You know, to make you LAUGH?!?!?! Why the fuck do people feel the need to fight on here? Can't you just except that comedy is supposed to stretch things a little. JUST LAUGH! You wanna analyze something? Go watch law and order or some shit.

k thanks :)

[alexamerling20]

I eat balogna all the time....or maybe I don't...maybe it's just the balogna talking...

[90405247]

i like my bologna "Dirty"...lmao

[cpc1995]

"Kinda implies that bologna makes you lie. I eat bologna all the time... or maybe I don't. *looks around* Maybe that's just the bologna talking..." xD love that

[ginamariekb]

"Have you seen the bologna with the olives in it... Whos that for??"

haha i love the way he said that

[Porty1119]

@TheKara24061 you have insulted a lot of other videos. Amazingly, youtube comments don't mean anything.

[TheKara24601]

Three for three, that's the last nail in the coffin...jim's just not very funny compared to other comedians and this is from a person who usually hates it when people feel the need to compare comedians. damn it, bologna...hot pockets...and waffle house does not = food/stuff for "white trash" folks....that's just insulting BS.

[TheAud1osurfer]

@TheKara24601

Dude, he never claimed that it's a fact. It's a comedy sketch based on his observations and his experiences. Maybe yours differ, that's completely possible. It just seems kind of lame to me that you claim he's not funny just because of this.

You got to lighten up man.

And on a different note, loads of comedians use stereotypes, because a lot of people can laugh about them. Some...just can't take a joke.

[trilendo]

@TheKara24601 If you think he's so bad then why watch his videos? To me it sounds like you just want something to argue about. A lot of people are telling you to lighten up and you should. It's a comedy sketch, you have a problem with it then don't watch. It's that simple.

[TwilightNewMoon36]

@trilendo fucking thank you

[irockoutlouder1]

@TheKara24601 Sorry that you're white trash.

Shut the fuck up.

[IssyRedbird]

I like all kinds of meat, even bologna. (i knew he was white trash) XD XD XD XD

[WorldDisasterStudios]

I knew he was white trash.

[canadiananim8r]

maybe thats just the bolgna talking XD

[explosion3209]

i like all kinds of meat, even bologna

"i knew he was white trash."

LOL

[MasterOranda]

haha so true but bologna is still good. :)

[awesomeabsol]

@MasterOranda i think its nasty...

[Shoebappa1]

I chuckled, but I didn't spit my food on my monitor like sn1zzo

[YaaYforTaaY]

"BOLOGNA!" "If you saw, theres a G in the word..." "I DONT SEE NO G, BOLOGNA!" "Ok well the word does end with an A-" "WHERE GOIN WITH BOLOGNA! TRUST ME I CAME UP WITH COLONEL!" Lmfao

[Bobshubit]

Colonel*

[TheFunnyMinute]

"We're going with Bull-O-knee" "Trust me I invented the word kernal" lmao

[jmrobinson81]

@TheFunnyMinute "colonel"

[MattTucksMistress]

I'll have the bologna sandwich, /dirty/.

[ksph420]

i knew he was white trash!

[EricSmyth14]

Im on a meat team called Bologna

[valdivia562]

haha this is hilarious im actuallywhtching it on comedy central

[msane4XX]

I love the "pronunciation" part.

[TeamSeamusFinnigan]

@msane4XX

So do I!! SOOOOO FUNNY!!!

[knoplayer]

A UNION guy came up with the pronuciation for bologna and colonel.

[mtietz26]

hey i like bologna! (if there's nothing else to eat!) lol

[MoneyCarlos]

Did Jim get a hair transplant?

[JoeBradshaw123456]

@Frenzy40... What is with your last comment? Ha ha ha

[frenzy40]

bologna is a city in ltaly........The city that the pasta sauce bolognese is named after..........yep im gunna go get a job

[Ccorran]

my fav musician is from there lol

[HapaLife]

Colonel and bologna always pissed me off the most with its pronunciation lol

[pokepal24]

@HapaLife shut up Sean :|

[bttrflykiss7701]

@HapaLife Whole-heartedly agree

[cayfay10]

I love all meat...even balogna *whisper* I knew he was white trash!

hahahahahahahahaha so funny!

[KelseyL97]

too funny!!!!!

[06wordlife]

steak is like the tuxedo of meat and bolony's the retarted cousin..hahaha.

[minipoppun]

Either the cousin or the baby blue jacket.

[whatchagondo45]

if ur havin steak, something special is going on. if ur eating bologna, u may be special.

[pinksockedhobo1]

trust me, i came up with colonel

[1dgg9h4dr6ppp8]

dirty... Funniest joke I've ever seen.

[Llynok]

You see jokes? *gasp*

[Hotpockets0]

@fur Lol so did I but know I know what he's talking about until now :)

[scrapman563]

bologna is great. its no bacon. lol

[braceface180]

If you're eating steak something special happening if you're eating Baloney you might be special.

[cheyanneXrated]

personally i dont really care whats in it...all i know is that i love me some BOLOGNA...for reals lol

[CelticVictory]

American meat is good but not bologna.

[shakaama]

real bologna is actually quite esquisit, but uh... you have to fly to italy. Oh well.

[xUdieToox]

bologna = bolony?? this has perplexed me for so long...

[Akarrowhawk]

bolony has fat in it and stuff, bologna has no fat or stuff like that

[umahuma4]

that sir, is a bunch of bologna

[xY34RZ3R0R3M1X3Dx]

Trust me I came up with colonel XDDDD

[JustCallMeThebee]

hahahahahah

i actually really lke fried baloney!!! :)

[warlord279]

the spelling is in the title of the video, well done sir.

[MrYungsan]

LOL!!!!

[trier4952]

" I'll have a bologna sandwich..DIRTY"

[sn1zzo]

Damn, he just made me laugh so fast I spit my food on the monitor :(

[sn1zzo]

I cant help it. Your mom keeps cooking.

[sadakokid45]

was it bologna?

[sn1zzo]

Haaa, no. It was Ramen Noodles. I wish it was bologna, it would of been a lot easier to clean up.

[sadakokid45]

that's frustrating.

[Raklryja]

american meat,

crappy

[Adamjo]

@sn1zzo eww....

[konkorwlfmoon]

@sn1zzo was it bologna? xD

[weird14u]

@sn1zzo Was it bologna?

[1dragonslayergod]

@sn1zzo was it bologna?

[hencoleman]

i like when he calls bologna the retarded cousin

[timermaid1]

i dont see no G bologna!!!

[alberca90]

seriously though who decided on the pronunciation of colonel?

[westinghouse48]

Its a french word with the Italian pronunciation or something stupid like that.

[esalaslimon1988]

backwards.... an italian word (after the northern italian city) with the french pronunciation. italian = "bolonya" / french = "bolonyii"

[greenbubbles09]

I agree!