Bluetax. I hate you. I don't hate you for the crappy animated commercial nor do I hate you for the annoying as hell mascot with a laugh from Satan's teddy bear. No. I hate you for the 'math equation' the little fucker wrote on the board. When I find some coherency to it, I will solve it, find an answer likely not to match your finding, and spread it around in a spiteful manner. Please remember that putting effort into a commercial is a positive thing.
This comes on PBS Sprout, and every time it does my almost one-year-old sister literally bursts out in tears and starts screaming. We only watch Sprout on Demand now.
Who or what kind of person responds to this after seeing the tax professionals they show you are animated nintendo64 type of shit?
I think the guy running this add thinks the video gamer generation is overly retarded, I'm actually at a loss of words trying to explain this bullshit.
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
I've seen more convincing CGI in a Video Brinquedo movie. Do you understand this?! I am comparing this ad to Video Brinquedo, and Video Brinquedo is winning!
dear blue tax: PLEASE spend more of you're allowance on commercials! Try asking your mom if you can start taking out the trash in addition to washing dishes. Why, you could even have a lemonade stand! And yes, we know that you love spending a majority of you money on ice cream, but trust us, adding that $5 to your commercials would be a MUCH better investment.
Annoying fucking commercial needs to STOP, this fuckers voice is killing my ears! I'll never buy your product because of your annoying ass commercial!
Okay honestly if you wanted people to take this commercial seriously. Maybe your so called attorneys should have been real people. Oh and near the end when someone giggled... Was that the pilsbury dough boy you were hiding in a dungeon??? Like seriously this commercial is a joke
my sister and i were watching adult swim one day and this came on and we could not stop staring at it with bug eyes. now every time it comes on we scream and w both cuddle up w/ our brother, which makes him mad. wer both 15 and wer that creeped out. lol.
Pat Tillman professional American football player is killed by friendly fire. Then subsequent cover-up and lies told regarding his death. The Army Special Operations Command investigation concluded that Pat Tillman's death was due to friendly fire. A more thorough investigation concluded that no hostile forces were involved in the firefight. Allegations he was assassinated due to his vocal opposition to Bush and the Iraq invasion were not investigated.
THIS IS HONESTLY THE WORST COMMERCIAL I HAVE EVER SEEN. BLUE TAX, YOUR COMMERCIAL WAS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
2550505 1 week ago
Most. annoying. commercial. ever.
danglesnipecelly19 2 weeks ago
This guy is creepy as hell.
deathguardian08 2 weeks ago
The "team" looks like they want to die.
Newbiegirl101 2 weeks ago
Bluetax. I hate you. I don't hate you for the crappy animated commercial nor do I hate you for the annoying as hell mascot with a laugh from Satan's teddy bear. No. I hate you for the 'math equation' the little fucker wrote on the board. When I find some coherency to it, I will solve it, find an answer likely not to match your finding, and spread it around in a spiteful manner. Please remember that putting effort into a commercial is a positive thing.
Tomyotan 3 weeks ago
Maize!
jmricks 3 weeks ago
I ve seen better gmod animations than this
-_-
alekey15 1 month ago 2
WE MEAN BUISNESS!! lol
Seaction8 1 month ago
That...that laugh...
BlueParatroopa 1 month ago
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Negaferret 1 month ago
This must be the long lost cousin of Specs from Sam & Max.
furrykef 1 month ago
Oh...oh God.
Syrvive 1 month ago
EIGHT EIGHT EIGHTTHREE ONE ZERO FIVE EIGHT, FIVE EIGHT
brumakobama 1 month ago
WITH BLUETAX, THIS IS WHAT YOUR CELLMATE COULD LOOK LIKE
arti31415 2 months ago
My ears are leaking
debluemonkey 2 months ago
This comes on PBS Sprout, and every time it does my almost one-year-old sister literally bursts out in tears and starts screaming. We only watch Sprout on Demand now.
RamenAndBrownies 2 months ago
Am i the only one who finds this commercial creepy....
and they mean buisness hehehe
MrOnepieceforlife 2 months ago 2
You bastards...my name is Max and I find this offensive and stupid ._.
xBADASSARCEUSx 2 months ago
this is terrible
Pentaplox 2 months ago
What the flying fuck
fmcambo6251 2 months ago
So this was made by some chinese dude who mines for personal information using gary's mod? Seems legit.
havoc1051 2 months ago 11
I swear they have an army of advertising geniuses.
allset900 2 months ago
I see they upgraded their playstation 1 graphics to playstation 2.
DavidAlvarezMusic 2 months ago
Grumm
mercurypale 2 months ago
this scares the living crap out of me!!! i sware to god!!!
miajulia1 2 months ago
Let's look at the freeze frame @0:14
A x b/c + 8^2
X2 + u2 (40%) + pi^4
$20,000
How hard is it to come up with good mathematical gibberish? FFS, the animator didn't make it past basic arithmetic. Who the hell writes "pi".
Someone dusted off their Amiga to animate this one.
superbeecat 2 months ago 3
0:20 his eye's go full blown hurp derp for a while there, yeah..
THAT1ANONYMOUSDUDE 2 months ago
Who or what kind of person responds to this after seeing the tax professionals they show you are animated nintendo64 type of shit?
I think the guy running this add thinks the video gamer generation is overly retarded, I'm actually at a loss of words trying to explain this bullshit.
THAT1ANONYMOUSDUDE 2 months ago
Worse then the General..
FriendshipIsMiRaClEs 3 months ago
se habla espanol
ExplosionCartoons 3 months ago
what the fuck is this, garry's mod?
skullyratSG 3 months ago 3
How low does your budget have to be when you can't hire actual actors?
mamaluigi4293 3 months ago
Saw this commercial while watching Comcast OnDemand and laughed.
"Here's how it works... Let's say you owe $20,000..."
Writes obviously ridiculous and irrelevant equations that make no sense and explain nothing. Writes $1600 and circles it.
"With Blue Tax, this is what your settlement could look like!"
I continue to not know how "it works".
kaheidt 3 months ago 3
Yeah.... I totally didn't need to sleep tonight.
WordoftheElderGods 3 months ago
This is what happens when you let your 12 year old daughter make your commercial.
Then upload it to YouTube.
Then forget to disable the comments.
T0PSLAYER117 3 months ago 4
Our team of tax professional Sims characters..
Veninax 3 months ago
Seems legit.
CrazyCheeseMagee 3 months ago 2
0:23
Guy on far right looks like a walrus.
Glaivester 3 months ago
Obviously this is a reputable tax agency
blaezisghey 3 months ago
This lacks headcrabs....
Wait, this isn't GMod?
Dayntei 3 months ago
*dear
EamonnMR 3 months ago
Dead people who made this CG: next time try actors.
EamonnMR 3 months ago
I'd rather be audited a hundred times than meet Max in a dark alleyway.
SchroNyah 4 months ago
THE ATTORNEYS. MOTHER OF GOD.
hihosilver45 4 months ago
this is the creepiest fucking thing I've ever seen.
TheTurboChampion 4 months ago
GYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Kill it! Burn it with fire!
SoulfulBrutha5805 4 months ago
When this first came onto my television, I had the desire to start screaming at the top of my lungs.
Its eyes.
Can see my soul.
And it wants my soul for its dark harvest of human essence.
purplegelatinsquares 4 months ago
So their team of tax professionals are a bunch of soulless robots?
mairujyat 4 months ago
this commercial is sooo annoying
dannyferrary666 4 months ago
I was watching this, and the exact same ad was playing on the TV behind me! HELP!
Infam0us69 4 months ago
20 people are insane, like Max WA HO!
Knipfy 5 months ago
It's like they alternated between using an ancient CGI program for the main mascot and gmod for everyone else
god look at those soulless eyes ;-;
lishakara 5 months ago
Se habla Espanol for all of those illegal aliens
julius923 5 months ago
Looks like playstation graphics
BadlandsWyatt 5 months ago
From The Creator's Of The Pilgrums!
SonicOrbit01 5 months ago 12
@SonicOrbit01 lmao I thought the exact same thing when I saw this
ololwtf 4 months ago
@SonicOrbit01 thank you for the T&E reference...hoped someone else would pick up on it.
PRC1972 4 months ago
call us now at TATETATETATE three one zero five TATE five TATE
RCT3Crashes100 5 months ago 3
Awful, awful ad...
schoolfilmer 5 months ago
0:04 hey is jonny there?
BigClubPenguinFan300 5 months ago
Yaah, jesus! Eyes do not work that way..
seanmoo2 5 months ago
was that jim gaffigan at 0:38?
beau96080 5 months ago
Friends don't let friends animate in CGI.
myronfalwell 5 months ago
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I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
Maciny 6 months ago
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I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
Maciny 6 months ago
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
Maciny 6 months ago
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I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
Maciny 6 months ago
I actually flinched and went "DAHHHH!" when the bobblehead appeared. Who looked at this animation and said, "Yup. This'll appeal to people for sure!"? D:
Maciny 6 months ago
I'm not scared by the ad.
But Goddamn, If'n he ain't the source of all obnoxiousness.
ExcessiveSpareTime 6 months ago
Brought to you by the Tax attorneys from PS1 Resident Evil
pepemapache 6 months ago
I wanna kick that little fucker
RyGuy900 6 months ago
I've seen more convincing CGI in a Video Brinquedo movie. Do you understand this?! I am comparing this ad to Video Brinquedo, and Video Brinquedo is winning!
CaptainAshSpearow 6 months ago
Seriously. A Gmod video would have looked better.
Kom3tBrawl 6 months ago
Was this made using GMod?! GAH!
itachiforce717 6 months ago
His little chuckle at 0:58 felt like the commercial was mocking me.
sagyig 6 months ago
i hate these commercials
theoldkat 6 months ago in playlist More videos from bluetax
lol, the lowest budget commercial ever!
mafiamanj15 6 months ago
Hire someone else to do your CGI.
InvaderZap 6 months ago
look like gmod
pivotlord1000 6 months ago
Worst fucking commercial EVER.
SaturnEternity 6 months ago
Whoa, I can't wait to play "The Sims: Tax Relief Edition"
DudleyScardsdale 6 months ago
We got this 3D animation software for free from an issue of PC gamer back in 1999, and DAMMIT we're going to use it!
EnjiBEARatsu 6 months ago 15
Also, thats apparently hair. I thought it was a shower cap.
LimeTH2 6 months ago
You'd think advertising companies would be smart enough not to use Gmod for actuall televised advertisments.
LimeTH2 6 months ago
Thank you - if I ever need help with my tax problems I will avoid a company who makes such horrible advertising decisions like the plague.
superpsyguy 6 months ago 3
Ugh that horrible laugh at the end...
Buffy667 6 months ago 4
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa
jvemPiRe14 6 months ago
KIM JONG ILL Y U ON YOUTUBE YOU BAN IT?
Larjit1 6 months ago
god I just want to plant a bullet in that monstrosity's forehead
BLCaptainCrazy 7 months ago 34
I have reason to believe this is a scam.
SuperFlameRing 7 months ago 28
@SuperFlameRing It is,I actually looked up reviews from this company,and blue tax took about 10000$ from this one guys bank account.
Tunade5 3 months ago
This is scary.
ThePhotobro 7 months ago
10 people work for Blue Tax.
micahvestal 7 months ago
That is a fucking CREEEPY ad dude.
Emandudeguyperson 7 months ago 5
dear blue tax: PLEASE spend more of you're allowance on commercials! Try asking your mom if you can start taking out the trash in addition to washing dishes. Why, you could even have a lemonade stand! And yes, we know that you love spending a majority of you money on ice cream, but trust us, adding that $5 to your commercials would be a MUCH better investment.
Rankerquat 7 months ago
uncanny valley
Giok8 7 months ago
HORRIFYING.
PopeRichardCorey 7 months ago 3
Annoying fucking commercial needs to STOP, this fuckers voice is killing my ears! I'll never buy your product because of your annoying ass commercial!
hotchowder 7 months ago 3
Blue Tax and The General both scare me.
dinosaurus1337 7 months ago 2
wuddup with the office scene and the sims people... it sketches me out. not as much as max tho....
palmer491 7 months ago
Okay honestly if you wanted people to take this commercial seriously. Maybe your so called attorneys should have been real people. Oh and near the end when someone giggled... Was that the pilsbury dough boy you were hiding in a dungeon??? Like seriously this commercial is a joke
AliMae2121 7 months ago
Puhleeze, guys. NMAtv could do better CGI than THIS!
BoogsterSU2 7 months ago
The bald guy looks like a rapist
yonschnee16 8 months ago 2
I think the creators of this commercial were super high!
yonschnee16 8 months ago
1.) I don't like how he moans while doing math 2.) Imagine him at the foot of your bed when you wake up.
timmyy24 8 months ago 2
That is terrible animation
slackingstacker 8 months ago
@juan5557903 duuh! lol
spencerandtaylorful 8 months ago
These commercials scare the crap out of me.
spencerandtaylorful 8 months ago
@spencerandtaylorful LOL
BigClubPenguinFan300 5 months ago
I saw this video while watching Bob's Burgers FOX and felt compelled to look this up just to say "this commercial is really bad and creepy"
thesmellycatjazz 8 months ago
i swear they used garys mod for this!
go look up the videos
sk8rforlif 8 months ago 2
This reminds me of another ad. Some badly animated Military guy with a beard trying to make us call for tax..Stuff..
This probably doesn't work.
ACluelessKid 8 months ago
Max's math is absulute bs lol
JoLLYRoBoT 8 months ago 5
this is so retarded
RobbieAndPhoebe 8 months ago
This is what hell will look like.
Madysaveskittens 8 months ago 2
0:23 motherfucking ps2 graphics up in this bitch!
nofishhere4 8 months ago 3
my sister and i were watching adult swim one day and this came on and we could not stop staring at it with bug eyes. now every time it comes on we scream and w both cuddle up w/ our brother, which makes him mad. wer both 15 and wer that creeped out. lol.
missjordan456 8 months ago
bress 1 repeatedly for weebles lol
nspboarder 8 months ago
Pat Tillman professional American football player is killed by friendly fire. Then subsequent cover-up and lies told regarding his death. The Army Special Operations Command investigation concluded that Pat Tillman's death was due to friendly fire. A more thorough investigation concluded that no hostile forces were involved in the firefight. Allegations he was assassinated due to his vocal opposition to Bush and the Iraq invasion were not investigated.
lesdoyle2000 8 months ago
This commercial cost 250 million dollars.
gamekid55 8 months ago
What is this I don't even
cucumber288 8 months ago
FUCK MAX.
davisal771 9 months ago
press 2 repeatedly for nynynynyhmmm hmmm
JanaAbalene 9 months ago 2
so stupid i hate these commercials soooooooooo annoying!
HopeAndrus1 9 months ago
Jus saw this shut on adult swim, thought it was fake, took a shit, and saw this on YouTube. The end
N3RDProductionz 9 months ago
RADIOACTIVEBUNY 9 months ago 29
I just saw this commercial on tv. I hope the person who did this for you never works again... haha.
ApplePaai 9 months ago
So it truly is the end of days, the anti-christ has taken over the IRS!
Zorf96 9 months ago
"Remove bank levies and wage GARGISHMENTS"
Poultryhole 9 months ago
"Dogs of the IRS... time they made a move."
TheGameroomBlitz 9 months ago
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
pinkbarbieloo 9 months ago 3
0:41 he says "right meow"
redheadcover 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I can almost smell the kosher.
john18061806 10 months ago
innovative ad campaign: let's create bad CG that'll creep out potential customers!
mburke000 10 months ago 36
gay guy
WalkinMike 10 months ago
weirdo
RecklessTornado 10 months ago