God says "How can i get people to believe in me? Should i cure all cancer patients or appear simultaneously to all people on earth, maybe i should make blood rain down from heaven, that'll be dramatic. Nah, ill just imprint my image on some redneck's burnt toast." ugh, morons
And some people Complain when I say I don't think people who see an image of a Palestinian jewish man in a potato chip shouldn't be in government of my secular country,The USA, and our laws shouldn't be determined by superstition...And some people get offended! Who Knew!?!
This is an attack on Christians,come on its coming from the TV...satans mouthpiece! All those things they are mentioning are the works of demons.The demons create the rediculous spectacles and then the sinners promote the occurences to mock GOD and make him look stupid.Christianity has nothing to do with these sideshow things, it has to do with poeple being saved from their sins/demons so we can enter into the pure place in the afterlife called heaven.GOD wants to heal us and you think up gabage
wow i'm perplexed, i'm not religious but i kind of believe in god. I know i shouldn't let these people put me off, but when you really hear about what people believe i'd prefer to believe in nothing and be confident i won't drive myself insane with trusting in logic and rationality. All this faith stuff is brain phenomena, i know this doesn't disprove god, but it sure as hell makes it unlikely that if he is out there he gives 2 shits about us
@dodexodus oh yeh, and religious people always say it's a 'test', well fuck you, i'm not gonna spend my whole life going against what makes sense and is rational because this overpowering god wants to test me. I'm not risking the enjoyment of life in believing in what could be called insanity, i'd just pull myself deeper into my own mind and beliefs, basically programming myself (as we are just machines/computers) to believe whatever i want. Fuck you God, fuck you religion, you're irrational!
If something does not line up with the will of God (as written in His Word, the Bible) then it is not of God. Unfortunately the devil has power in the world and can influence and put temptations in the way of human beings. This is the importance of being 'born again' John 3:3. We must put on the full armour of God as protection against evil forces. Eph 6:11
A lot of excerpts in the video are actually criticisms of the crazies, not people seeing Jesus in their toast. A more accurate video title would be, crazy people who are religious but eh, this is youtube, every talks out of their ass 24/7.
This compilation validates our innate desire to seek out information to support our beliefs. I found myself laughing harder watching this video than any other watched to date on youtube.
Religion is nonsense. Jesus Christ came to save the world to destroy religion. Only a few people on earth in these last days will be saved. Only those who do the will of the father and stay out of sin thru Jesus Christ will be saved. Everyone else will burn forever. Think about this for a second because time is short. I don't make the rules. We all live to glorify God and stay out of sin.
I Took a Big Shit Last Week and Before i Flushed? i Seen Jesus Face on my SHIT!!!..So i Ate it..and i Got So Sick?? i was Throwing up Jesus for a Week!!!!~O:"
Fuckin jesus and the gang are makin me hungry! Why cant they appear on some veggies so I can lose some weight? Just enjoy the ride folks, we gotta long way to go before these silly people are only a distant, somewhat sad memory. Belief in the superstitious and all of the misery it brings has found a lethal enemy, knowledge. Teach children about ALL religions, from the quran to the book of mormon read the works and study the impact each have had positive or negative on humanity. Sounds fair to me
Yes, the King of the Universe, through whom all things were made, actually humbled Himself and died a criminal's death. He is the perfect, spotless Lamb who was slain. He actually paid for the sins of wicked men like you and me, while He had done nothing wrong. He paid the debt He did not owe of a price we could never pay.
Quite unlike this demon-jesus image that the Romanists cling to who has not done enough and you have to spend time in purgatory and all that nonsense.
You who jest , mock or take warnings lightly can do so while still on this earth because suffering on earth is temporary, but suffering in hell is for eternity. If you take the warnings lightly, you risk missing your chance to be saved. Pray now and say to Jesus that you want him to be Lord of your life and Saviour of your soul. Luke 16:19-31
@KingdomSeeker2012 You do realize how stupid that sounds? basically it's like saying, "You lied, here, have eternal pain and damnation for that."
very very VERY few things, if any, deserve eternal punishment, besides, I think hell is more like purgatory, you suffer for your sins there, then when you're done with that it's heaven.
@KingdomSeeker2012 And I am a protestant christian and proud of it, yet I do not think higher of christianity than any other religion, there are several religions that go further back than christianity, so what says that one of those religions is not true?
@dumbnetworks All I am saying is that while I am a christian I do not exclude the possibility of other religions being true, or multiple being true at the same time, nothing really excludes those possibilities, I will stick to christianity, although I am agnostic simply to be open to opinions, I want to learn as much as I can, even if a religion is not true it is still quite interesting to learn about it, perhaps you should try, and several share various parts in history actually.
@Darca1n Jesus said he's God. Mohammed said he's not. Atheism says there is no God. Hinduism says everyone is God. Buddhism says it doesn't matter if there's a God. Can they all be right?
@ApologeticsBenJoiner Hinduism is not saying everyone is god, it says there's MULTIPLE gods, and they cannot all be right as they conflict eachother, but some do not conflict eachother, not excluding the possibility of multiple of them being correct, Jesus is not god, he is god's son, also a part of the holy trinity, the father, the son and the holy ghost.
point is they cannot all be right, but there's nothing indicating only one of them is correct, same with multiple ones.
Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. 'The' Way, not 'a' way. Fear of God is a good thing, as those who have it will think twice about sinning instead of rushing headlong in. Read John 14:6
All this is Catholic and foolishness, and as far as I am concerned it is just an excuse for all those that reject the fact that God became flesh almost 2000 years ago and suffered death at the hands of Rome(which later became the Roman Catholic church), so feel free to continue your attack on those who have eternal life through their faith in savior and remember,,, It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God and its not too late to receive that gift of eternal life, PEACE
@Gr8eskape You said "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God and its not too late to receive that gift of eternal life"
Sir, have you disproven the existence of the thousands of other gods invented by mankind throughout the ages? Also, science has consistently and progressively proven the Bible more INACCURATE as time moves forward. The Bible is filled with contradictions and fallacies.
Google "flaws in Pascal's wager" and see how flawed your argument really is....
@Gr8eskape Are you dumb? Don't you know that the rock on which Cheesus built its church is the first pope? Peter? Don't you know that the protestants, of which you are one, are nothing more than heretics, Satan whoreshippers, in the face of the Yahwe's earthly deputy, the pope?
Prepare to burn in hell, it's where you'll end up.
I had a debate with my christian friend the other day over religion, and while she could not disagree with one point that I made, she found truth in all of the contradictions and irrational ideas I pointed out about religion. Atheism should be something I think the entire world takes time to get to know and understand. It's just like the fight for gay rights, people are much more understanding and fair towards it when they actually get to know one... oh yeah, and these people are nuts
Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
my sister's teacher's dogs ass looks like jesus. With the robe and everything. NOT even kidding. this is legit......but i bet you wont see THAT on the news.
YOU ALL ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!! GET A LIFE. IF THERE EVEN IS A JESUS, THIS IS A TERRIBLE REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND OF DEVOTION. MY BET IS MOST OF THESE ASSBACKWARD PEOPLE HAVE "GOD IS MY COPILOT" BUMPER STICKERS ON THEIR CARS AS WELL.
I love how a bunch of the comments that say anything against religion get marked as spam. What wrong theists, don't like being questioned? Religion is not infallible. If you make a claim without evidence, then we will dismiss it without evidence.
@mustangpassurchevy Aww its cute how you actually think that a passage will keep me from mocking religion. The bible also says that unicorns existed; if a man rapes a virgin, he is to pay her father and she becomes his wife; and that the entire human species came from ONLY 2 people (which btw, wasnt added until the christians invaded north europe and began converting pagans, so they took the ending to Ragnarok, and made it the beginning of christianity). Nice try though buddy.
@Vondant08 No, actually I didn't think that a passage will keep me from mocking religion. It usually doesn't. I just wanted to make you aware of it.
Ezekiel 3:19 But if you do warn the wicked man and he does not turn from his wickedness or from his evil ways, he will die for his sin; but you will have saved yourself. Consider yourself warned!
@mustangpassurchevy Im still waiting to die from my "sins"! Warned? bahahahaha! Warned of the "wrath" of a make believe being? I'm more afraid of the Tooth Fairy!
It's really shocking how ignorant and brain dead religious people are. They are completely devoid of any interest in knowing or seeking the truth, and their skulls are impenetrable by reason or logic. For me to explain reality to a religious person would be like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a housefly. Complete waste of time. Even a sentient being with a ten-thousand I.Q. could not reason with a religious lunatic. They are unevolved, incurable pond scum.
It's not surprising that Jesus appears on toast.1 Corinthians 11:24: and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me. In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” Cleary he wanted to be eaten.
I can't believe they are all convinced that it's Jezus. It might as well be the work of a bum going around neighbourhoods. American stupidity is not news worthy!
@TheAnnoyingThing1915 I don't know about anyone else, but, all I saw in any of those "images", if anything other than blobs, was some old hippy freak who really needed a bath.
@TheSebastianfischer how he is a racist? Last I checked, saying "jesus sucks...christians are stupid even the ones with college degrees......" has nothing to do with race. Do yourself a favor, google racist and read the definition.
@TheSebastianfischer You're very ignorant you know that? There are more than just Abrahamic religions out there. And so what if he dislikes Christianity. You guys have been forcing your religion on others since the beginning. It was you that started the Crusades, you who butchered Native Americans as Savages, you who slaughtered Pagan tribes that wouldn't convert. Religion of peace my ass. Quit telling us we're going to hell. The sooner you stop judging us the sooner we'll stop judging you
@Budoman69 my post wasnt snotty i was only trying to get clarification on whether i misunderstood or you misunderstood me you are obviously not capable of understanding me any more than i am of understanding you you think im a moron and i think your moron so fuck off im done talking to you
@Budoman69 no need to get your fucking panties in a wad " If you believe in an imaginary God (invented by ancient man as a way of understanding the world around them) then you are probably , at least, a little crazy" kinda seemed directed at me like maybe you didnt understand my post your post sounds more like your trying to convince me of something rather than simply agreeing all i did was reiterate my original post in case there was any
@Budoman69 your post sounds like you are trying to convince me that all religious people are delusional which is exactly what my post said that and the fact that you cant compare a religious extremist who kills in the name of god and thinks they will be rewarded for it with a atheist who happened to be a murderer because atheism didnt promote them being a murderer whereas religion did maybe i took your post the wrong way or maybe you should have read the whole post and the one it was replying to
The delusional few who find the image of Jesus or Elvis or Jim Morrison or whatever on toast ect... are not representative ALL religious people. I would venture to guess that most religious people chuckle under their breath at such nonsense. Stop spreading hate by being so dismissive toward entire groups of people. It's the equivalent of saying that all atheists are mass murderers and pulling up Chairman Mao, Joseph Stalin, and Pol Pot as examples.
@247websolutions thats why massive amounts of people make pilgrimages to see these things and to pay respect to them and no its not the same as bringing up atheist murderers because atheism doesnt promote or justify murder whereas religion does and no not all religious people are as delusional as some but they are all delusional
I bet if all these people took a Rorschach test, they'd see Jesus in every single picture.
SipherothXIII 1 day ago
jesus christ people are stupid
pana376 3 days ago
I produced a big turd that looked like Jeebuz getting head from princess Diana , its for sale ..
paulspydar 3 days ago
Nice job on the quick cuts. I couldn't stop laughing.
mwilhelmindetroit 3 days ago
Who knew jesus would move on to samiches.
ember1k 1 week ago
see... thats not jesus. that is odin... what? odin had long hair and a beard! therefore it is odin!
vampateer21 1 week ago
Sooo now jesus is a mechanic and fixes thy ice machines.... Smfh lay off the drugs ppl
Kugara89 1 week ago
God says "How can i get people to believe in me? Should i cure all cancer patients or appear simultaneously to all people on earth, maybe i should make blood rain down from heaven, that'll be dramatic. Nah, ill just imprint my image on some redneck's burnt toast." ugh, morons
atheistZombieJesus 1 week ago
My spirituality lvl must be too low to find Jesus images. How can I gain xp?
highcaliburrnonsense 1 week ago
Good thing I'm a Deist.
SudanCarib 1 week ago
the worst part of this video is how all the media morons are exactly the same.
funcpl2741054 1 week ago
religion,embarrassment to the human race.
JESUStheATHEIST1 2 weeks ago
And some people Complain when I say I don't think people who see an image of a Palestinian jewish man in a potato chip shouldn't be in government of my secular country,The USA, and our laws shouldn't be determined by superstition...And some people get offended! Who Knew!?!
dianalee84 2 weeks ago
Religion, the mind-altering drug for people too dumb to find the real thing! :-)
JamesTheMadProphet 3 weeks ago
People are stupid.
LiveTheWild 3 weeks ago
This is an attack on Christians,come on its coming from the TV...satans mouthpiece! All those things they are mentioning are the works of demons.The demons create the rediculous spectacles and then the sinners promote the occurences to mock GOD and make him look stupid.Christianity has nothing to do with these sideshow things, it has to do with poeple being saved from their sins/demons so we can enter into the pure place in the afterlife called heaven.GOD wants to heal us and you think up gabage
YaOkRight 3 weeks ago
Jesus on a stick.
malakaki111 4 weeks ago
wow i'm perplexed, i'm not religious but i kind of believe in god. I know i shouldn't let these people put me off, but when you really hear about what people believe i'd prefer to believe in nothing and be confident i won't drive myself insane with trusting in logic and rationality. All this faith stuff is brain phenomena, i know this doesn't disprove god, but it sure as hell makes it unlikely that if he is out there he gives 2 shits about us
dodexodus 1 month ago
@dodexodus oh yeh, and religious people always say it's a 'test', well fuck you, i'm not gonna spend my whole life going against what makes sense and is rational because this overpowering god wants to test me. I'm not risking the enjoyment of life in believing in what could be called insanity, i'd just pull myself deeper into my own mind and beliefs, basically programming myself (as we are just machines/computers) to believe whatever i want. Fuck you God, fuck you religion, you're irrational!
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If something does not line up with the will of God (as written in His Word, the Bible) then it is not of God. Unfortunately the devil has power in the world and can influence and put temptations in the way of human beings. This is the importance of being 'born again' John 3:3. We must put on the full armour of God as protection against evil forces. Eph 6:11
KingdomSeeker2012 1 month ago
these people are fucking INSANE!
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Din2580 1 month ago
jesus don't preach human rights, jesus don't love the enviroment, jesus don't love ladies wearing makeup and short skirts !
FUCK OFF JESUS !
ilovesexyladiescbt18 1 month ago
If you have to explain what it is, then its not a sign from god
Canada9990 1 month ago
A lot of excerpts in the video are actually criticisms of the crazies, not people seeing Jesus in their toast. A more accurate video title would be, crazy people who are religious but eh, this is youtube, every talks out of their ass 24/7.
v01741r31 1 month ago
@boywhoy88 Amen
cowboysfan1ism 1 month ago
This compilation validates our innate desire to seek out information to support our beliefs. I found myself laughing harder watching this video than any other watched to date on youtube.
Dortch3 1 month ago
1:54 Is it just me, or does she have "derp" eyes?
AlexWerkmeister712 1 month ago
Always ask which one, the Jewy one or the Euro one.
AntEyeTheist 1 month ago
Religion is nonsense. Jesus Christ came to save the world to destroy religion. Only a few people on earth in these last days will be saved. Only those who do the will of the father and stay out of sin thru Jesus Christ will be saved. Everyone else will burn forever. Think about this for a second because time is short. I don't make the rules. We all live to glorify God and stay out of sin.
boywhoy88 1 month ago
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55painterman 1 month ago
I Took a Big Shit Last Week and Before i Flushed? i Seen Jesus Face on my SHIT!!!..So i Ate it..and i Got So Sick?? i was Throwing up Jesus for a Week!!!!~O:"
55painterman 1 month ago
Fuckin jesus and the gang are makin me hungry! Why cant they appear on some veggies so I can lose some weight? Just enjoy the ride folks, we gotta long way to go before these silly people are only a distant, somewhat sad memory. Belief in the superstitious and all of the misery it brings has found a lethal enemy, knowledge. Teach children about ALL religions, from the quran to the book of mormon read the works and study the impact each have had positive or negative on humanity. Sounds fair to me
250garbear 1 month ago
And these are the people you will spend eternity in heaven with if you are Christian. HELL can not be worse! I'd like to make my reservation..
Thehellfireclan 1 month ago
destroyed my faith in democracy. stupid fuckin monkeys
CheezzusChrist 1 month ago
I saw a cloud shaped like a Dragon, praise Jesus!
joshafool 1 month ago
:P:P:P
"Amazed Onlooker" is totally skeptical and nonplussed!
trentmuch1 1 month ago
To be fair, the newsreader montage at the beginning isn't fawning to crazy religion. They're being largely sarcastic and humourous.
The people who saw Jesus in a tampax or whatever? Hmm... Not so funny. Weird and worrisome? Yeah, that's more like it...
trentmuch1 1 month ago
I have a Jesus image on may d*ck, I'm so blessed :D
tutondrius 1 month ago 5
My vagina looks like jesus when I don't shave it...
MiaVitaBella 1 month ago
I just took a shit and it looked like baby jesus...
MiaVitaBella 1 month ago
i found a used condom and it looked like jesus
phoenixbrown108 1 month ago
I guess these people have never heard of pareidolia.
AstronomyGuru84 1 month ago
suck my Mohammad
CiphersSon 1 month ago 5
@CiphersSon
suck my 2000 years of roman empire !
i am buddha and i am jain !
ilovesexyladiescbt18 1 month ago
That does it! I am joining the New World Order! Who wants to go to a Christian Heaven anyway. I will have more fun with "Lucifer". Slap me with 666
JorEl7771 1 month ago
My girlfriend has a mole on her left tit that looks just like jesus. I feel like its watching us when we have sex.
arf900 1 month ago
@arf900 LOL, That sounds more like Mohammad.
42lynchmob 1 month ago
2:01, MY FAV. Folds in a shirt; NEVER MOVING THE SHIRT EVAR.
xSangel99X 1 month ago
WAIT! Jesus can fix ice machines? Then why is ours still broken? Bitch.
dechav1 1 month ago
This is why the other countries are beating us folks.
subnoize123 1 month ago
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@azraell666
Yes, the King of the Universe, through whom all things were made, actually humbled Himself and died a criminal's death. He is the perfect, spotless Lamb who was slain. He actually paid for the sins of wicked men like you and me, while He had done nothing wrong. He paid the debt He did not owe of a price we could never pay.
Quite unlike this demon-jesus image that the Romanists cling to who has not done enough and you have to spend time in purgatory and all that nonsense.
FisherofMen75 1 month ago
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FisherofMen75 1 month ago
2:10 when u just turned off your TV isn't what you vaguely see YOUR OWN FUCKING FACE? cough
DeinosDinos 1 month ago
fuck jesus, fuckin homo
ArtiePiscano 1 month ago
How about Jesus on a dog's butt??
Google it, its real!
TryTheRedPill 1 month ago
i dont beleve in religion... i believe in my sefl and my conscience
alaa8989 1 month ago
I seen one in my tuna sandwich,I was hungry and ate it anyway.
kingcriss 1 month ago
You who jest , mock or take warnings lightly can do so while still on this earth because suffering on earth is temporary, but suffering in hell is for eternity. If you take the warnings lightly, you risk missing your chance to be saved. Pray now and say to Jesus that you want him to be Lord of your life and Saviour of your soul. Luke 16:19-31
KingdomSeeker2012 1 month ago
@KingdomSeeker2012 ...Here we go with the threats...I would love to bust you right in the chops !
kingcriss 1 month ago
@KingdomSeeker2012 You do realize how stupid that sounds? basically it's like saying, "You lied, here, have eternal pain and damnation for that."
very very VERY few things, if any, deserve eternal punishment, besides, I think hell is more like purgatory, you suffer for your sins there, then when you're done with that it's heaven.
Darca1n 1 month ago
@KingdomSeeker2012 And I am a protestant christian and proud of it, yet I do not think higher of christianity than any other religion, there are several religions that go further back than christianity, so what says that one of those religions is not true?
Darca1n 1 month ago
@Darca1n you will lose yoyr faith sooner or later, from what I see on your comment
dumbnetworks 1 month ago
@dumbnetworks All I am saying is that while I am a christian I do not exclude the possibility of other religions being true, or multiple being true at the same time, nothing really excludes those possibilities, I will stick to christianity, although I am agnostic simply to be open to opinions, I want to learn as much as I can, even if a religion is not true it is still quite interesting to learn about it, perhaps you should try, and several share various parts in history actually.
Darca1n 1 month ago
@Darca1n Jesus said he's God. Mohammed said he's not. Atheism says there is no God. Hinduism says everyone is God. Buddhism says it doesn't matter if there's a God. Can they all be right?
ApologeticsBenJoiner 1 month ago
@ApologeticsBenJoiner Hinduism is not saying everyone is god, it says there's MULTIPLE gods, and they cannot all be right as they conflict eachother, but some do not conflict eachother, not excluding the possibility of multiple of them being correct, Jesus is not god, he is god's son, also a part of the holy trinity, the father, the son and the holy ghost.
point is they cannot all be right, but there's nothing indicating only one of them is correct, same with multiple ones.
Darca1n 1 month ago
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Jesus is the Way, the Truth and the Life. 'The' Way, not 'a' way. Fear of God is a good thing, as those who have it will think twice about sinning instead of rushing headlong in. Read John 14:6
KingdomSeeker2012 1 month ago
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‘Do not be wise in your own eyes; Fear the Lord and depart from evil, It will be health to your flesh, And strength to you bones.’ Proverbs 3:7,8
KingdomSeeker2012 1 month ago
@misseh0802 LMAFO !
tiraluvr941 1 month ago
Theres some sad fuckers out there hahahahahahahah
naybobdenod 1 month ago
Nah, Crazy religious people are crazy.
I myself am christian, but I can see there is no actual evidence (or very little)
It's all personal experience.
Zdudeisme 1 month ago
i took a shit that looked like jesus
TheBigDaddyMrB 1 month ago
"Amazed onlooker": I don't think anything of it, I think it's just a glare in the window lmao
maynardfangirl 1 month ago
This is hilarious
maynardfangirl 1 month ago
I am so gonna check my shit everytime now :D
giggityman98 1 month ago
I think I ate Jesus that was in my salsa. It was spicy.
misseh0802 2 months ago
I took a shit about 10 minutes ago and I swear to god it looks juts like jesus.
rtrman928 2 months ago 28
@rtrman928 It was holy shit
ataryo 2 months ago
@rtrman928 LMAO!
MissKairi101 1 month ago
All this is Catholic and foolishness, and as far as I am concerned it is just an excuse for all those that reject the fact that God became flesh almost 2000 years ago and suffered death at the hands of Rome(which later became the Roman Catholic church), so feel free to continue your attack on those who have eternal life through their faith in savior and remember,,, It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God and its not too late to receive that gift of eternal life, PEACE
Gr8eskape 2 months ago
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@Gr8eskape You said "It is a fearful thing to fall into the hands of the living God and its not too late to receive that gift of eternal life"
Sir, have you disproven the existence of the thousands of other gods invented by mankind throughout the ages? Also, science has consistently and progressively proven the Bible more INACCURATE as time moves forward. The Bible is filled with contradictions and fallacies.
Google "flaws in Pascal's wager" and see how flawed your argument really is....
CynicalSkeptic1 2 months ago
@Gr8eskape Are you dumb? Don't you know that the rock on which Cheesus built its church is the first pope? Peter? Don't you know that the protestants, of which you are one, are nothing more than heretics, Satan whoreshippers, in the face of the Yahwe's earthly deputy, the pope?
Prepare to burn in hell, it's where you'll end up.
AzraelI666 1 month ago
@AzraelI666 Feel better? :-)
Gr8eskape 1 month ago
@Gr8eskape I never felt bad. How about you? Is your brain gonna start to work soon?
AzraelI666 1 month ago
@AzraelI666 Wow, someone needs a hug, are you able to not attack people or is youtube your way of venting?
Gr8eskape 1 month ago
OMG lol STUPID PEOPLE XD
Kidofrodo 2 months ago
I had a debate with my christian friend the other day over religion, and while she could not disagree with one point that I made, she found truth in all of the contradictions and irrational ideas I pointed out about religion. Atheism should be something I think the entire world takes time to get to know and understand. It's just like the fight for gay rights, people are much more understanding and fair towards it when they actually get to know one... oh yeah, and these people are nuts
McGarrrvey8240 2 months ago
3:45 jesus miracle or engineer skills?
btw you search for something you find it
Siicis11 2 months ago
I agree with the title of this video: [RELIGIOUS People are crazy!!!!!] :O/
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Katalyzt 2 months ago
Daniel 12:10
Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.
mustangpassurchevy 2 months ago
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Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
wigglycock 2 months ago 4
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Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
wigglycock 2 months ago
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Ahh, the religious whack jobs... still good at showing their pure and sheer stupidity, I see. Never stop, Christians. I want my daily dose of entertainment to never end. Thanks.
wigglycock 2 months ago
*facepalm* These religious people...
10rosegarden14 2 months ago
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10rosegarden14 2 months ago
i saw an image of jesus in cum stain on my carpet.
stretchyscrotum 2 months ago 15
@stretchyscrotum wellllll I doubt that because....Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is greeeaat. If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate!
OkamsRazer 1 month ago
I'm pretty sure I met Jesus outside of Home Depot looking for work. Oh, wait...THAT Jesus. He died 2000 years ago. Geez, everyone knows that.
tweedon1 2 months ago
thats not jesus its bruce willis
fhab525 2 months ago
i have a stain in my pants that look like jesus but i think its just shit
lwvok 2 months ago
"The Halo is above his heeeeeeaaadd."
kmklein2010 2 months ago
I had to stop the video after the kid said the "Miracle of Jesus" put new ice in his ice machine.
iruparatso 2 months ago
I have a smudge on my wall that looks like a '67 Camaro, does that mean the car gods are smiling on me?
morgothic420 2 months ago
@morgothic420 Not too much, otherwise you would has the stain in the shape of a Ferrari 250GT.
AzraelI666 1 month ago
If you look closly you can see a Snow man lol
palethewhite 2 months ago
my sister's teacher's dogs ass looks like jesus. With the robe and everything. NOT even kidding. this is legit......but i bet you wont see THAT on the news.
ThisJustOne 2 months ago
STOP YOUR RELIGIOUS ARGUING AND CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND AGREE ON THE SAME THING? That this is a stupid fucking video...
NickIsOriginal 2 months ago
YOU ALL ARE BATSHIT CRAZY!! GET A LIFE. IF THERE EVEN IS A JESUS, THIS IS A TERRIBLE REPRESENTATION OF ANY KIND OF DEVOTION. MY BET IS MOST OF THESE ASSBACKWARD PEOPLE HAVE "GOD IS MY COPILOT" BUMPER STICKERS ON THEIR CARS AS WELL.
rubydogist 2 months ago
it's amazing... what people think Jesus looked like..cause you know......there is a historical picture of him lol.
Dogmeat1950 2 months ago
i saw jesus in my toilet, holy shit man! what was he telling me??
StantonHigh 2 months ago
This is so retarded! I have not laughed this hard in a very long time! Cheeseus!
BandOfAtheist 2 months ago
So God has time to make his son appear on toast but doesn't have time to end world hunger or cancer?
Happytacomonkey 2 months ago
@Happytacomonkey That's not entirely accurate. God has the time and ability but chooses not to. God is a sadist.
SilencingTheMachine 2 months ago
god this is hilarious
jameswoodardtglh 2 months ago
if i found that toast i wouldnt say "hey! jesus is on my toast!" i would probably say "hey! russel brandt!"
ZlaxdaWg44 2 months ago
I'm scared.
XxHatedAtheistxX 2 months ago
I love how all these people seem to know what Jesus looks like....
LurchibaldBioshock 2 months ago
these people are all fuckwits.
Rabsputin 2 months ago 2
I love how a bunch of the comments that say anything against religion get marked as spam. What wrong theists, don't like being questioned? Religion is not infallible. If you make a claim without evidence, then we will dismiss it without evidence.
Vondant08 2 months ago 51
@Vondant08 That's the Hitchen's Razor! What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence!
Mushuukyou 2 months ago
@Mushuukyou Exactly where I got it from! Im so glad someone else knew where i got that from! :-D
Vondant08 2 months ago
@Vondant08 Is it on the Internet enough? I think we need to put it up enough so it will be recognized and accepted as well as the other razor.
Mushuukyou 2 months ago
@Mushuukyou I've been putting it every where I can think to! I would love to see it become even more recognized than Occam's Razor :-D
Vondant08 2 months ago
@Vondant08
Thank you. you nailed it.
fergster11 2 months ago
@fergster11 Thank you, I try ;-D
Vondant08 2 months ago
@Vondant08 Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
mustangpassurchevy 2 months ago
@mustangpassurchevy Aww its cute how you actually think that a passage will keep me from mocking religion. The bible also says that unicorns existed; if a man rapes a virgin, he is to pay her father and she becomes his wife; and that the entire human species came from ONLY 2 people (which btw, wasnt added until the christians invaded north europe and began converting pagans, so they took the ending to Ragnarok, and made it the beginning of christianity). Nice try though buddy.
Vondant08 2 months ago
@Vondant08 No, actually I didn't think that a passage will keep me from mocking religion. It usually doesn't. I just wanted to make you aware of it.
Ezekiel 3:19 But if you do warn the wicked man and he does not turn from his wickedness or from his evil ways, he will die for his sin; but you will have saved yourself. Consider yourself warned!
mustangpassurchevy 2 months ago
@mustangpassurchevy Im still waiting to die from my "sins"! Warned? bahahahaha! Warned of the "wrath" of a make believe being? I'm more afraid of the Tooth Fairy!
Vondant08 2 months ago
I dare someone to see Mohammed and get the media around to film it! Go on I dare you! ha!ha!
gazilew 2 months ago
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It's really shocking how ignorant and brain dead religious people are. They are completely devoid of any interest in knowing or seeking the truth, and their skulls are impenetrable by reason or logic. For me to explain reality to a religious person would be like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a housefly. Complete waste of time. Even a sentient being with a ten-thousand I.Q. could not reason with a religious lunatic. They are unevolved, incurable pond scum.
phuckoffanddie 2 months ago 4
It's not surprising that Jesus appears on toast.1 Corinthians 11:24: and when he had given thanks, he broke it and said, “This is my body, which is for you; do this in remembrance of me. In the same way, after supper he took the cup, saying, “This cup is the new covenant in my blood; do this, whenever you drink it, in remembrance of me.” Cleary he wanted to be eaten.
mzyzer19 2 months ago
was wating for the the dog ass jesus
bajorjor1 2 months ago
I can't believe they are all convinced that it's Jezus. It might as well be the work of a bum going around neighbourhoods. American stupidity is not news worthy!
MrEstarmes 2 months ago
I feel sorry for Americans!
boomtao 2 months ago
What the fuck.
Vberg56 2 months ago
Haha this is soo funny they are soo dumb
BlueBerryTauren 2 months ago
The preaching of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing. I Cor 1:18
caccycacman 2 months ago
I didnt shit today, because i didnt shit today, and there is nothing in my toilet, can i sell this as God because it doesnt exist?
xujploxjux 2 months ago
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Faith is confidence or trust in a person or thing, or a belief that is not a fact.! google faith lol
flexbrat 2 months ago 2
My favorite Jesus image was on a dogs arse, complete with robe and halo. :)
LeviathanZr6 2 months ago
I mean... for fuck sakes
technical1234567 2 months ago
Has anyone ever thought maybe it was just some dude with a beard?
TheAnnoyingThing1915 2 months ago
@TheAnnoyingThing1915 I don't know about anyone else, but, all I saw in any of those "images", if anything other than blobs, was some old hippy freak who really needed a bath.
frankleeseaux 2 months ago
Notice a pattern here? A baboon has a higher IQ than these dingbats.
tchaser5858 2 months ago
Fishsticks? Are you serious??
Damn god, YOU HUNGRY
ihatecapitalistpigsX 2 months ago
jesus sucks...christians are stupid even the ones with college degrees......
DameanStormwolf 2 months ago 28
@DameanStormwolf You're a racist, what religion are you then, jewish, arabic? tell me, you little prick
TheSebastianfischer 2 months ago
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@TheSebastianfischer how he is a racist? Last I checked, saying "jesus sucks...christians are stupid even the ones with college degrees......" has nothing to do with race. Do yourself a favor, google racist and read the definition.
Vondant08 2 months ago 3
@TheSebastianfischer You're very ignorant you know that? There are more than just Abrahamic religions out there. And so what if he dislikes Christianity. You guys have been forcing your religion on others since the beginning. It was you that started the Crusades, you who butchered Native Americans as Savages, you who slaughtered Pagan tribes that wouldn't convert. Religion of peace my ass. Quit telling us we're going to hell. The sooner you stop judging us the sooner we'll stop judging you
KonigVonKrahen 2 months ago 4
@TheSebastianfischer To be technical, DameanStormwolf isn't being racist at all; Christianity isn't a race and Jesus was just a person.
QueenofCheeseLand 2 months ago 3
@DameanStormwolf They all work for FOX NEWS.
carnypimp 2 months ago
@DameanStormwolf Most of them do have college degree's, the tend to be a more intelligent than the unbeliever.
mustangpassurchevy 2 months ago
He's everywhere - proof of His omniscience
BT3701 2 months ago
Fucking retards!!!!!
cmatise1 2 months ago
I just love how he says it at 1:05
Tzootzy 2 months ago
"JESUS WAFFLES" should be the new "LOL"
CapitanOHYEAH 2 months ago
Guarantee someone posted a picture of a shit they took that looked like Jesus...just couldn't be shown.
theonlybandever1000 2 months ago
lol is it a picture of jesus or a bucket of filth
MrGlennatat 2 months ago
religious idiots advertising their low iq to the world...where do you people come from? ha!
xela1970 2 months ago
@Budoman69 my post wasnt snotty i was only trying to get clarification on whether i misunderstood or you misunderstood me you are obviously not capable of understanding me any more than i am of understanding you you think im a moron and i think your moron so fuck off im done talking to you
kris6682 2 months ago
@Budoman69 no need to get your fucking panties in a wad " If you believe in an imaginary God (invented by ancient man as a way of understanding the world around them) then you are probably , at least, a little crazy" kinda seemed directed at me like maybe you didnt understand my post your post sounds more like your trying to convince me of something rather than simply agreeing all i did was reiterate my original post in case there was any
kris6682 2 months ago
@kris6682 confusion i also made it clear i could have miss interpreted your post so dont be a dick
kris6682 2 months ago
@Budoman69 your post sounds like you are trying to convince me that all religious people are delusional which is exactly what my post said that and the fact that you cant compare a religious extremist who kills in the name of god and thinks they will be rewarded for it with a atheist who happened to be a murderer because atheism didnt promote them being a murderer whereas religion did maybe i took your post the wrong way or maybe you should have read the whole post and the one it was replying to
kris6682 2 months ago
i can make a pic of jesus to
SharkKid42 2 months ago
@SharkKid42 you must be a miracle worker! praise the lord!
linkuei83 2 months ago
The delusional few who find the image of Jesus or Elvis or Jim Morrison or whatever on toast ect... are not representative ALL religious people. I would venture to guess that most religious people chuckle under their breath at such nonsense. Stop spreading hate by being so dismissive toward entire groups of people. It's the equivalent of saying that all atheists are mass murderers and pulling up Chairman Mao, Joseph Stalin, and Pol Pot as examples.
247websolutions 2 months ago
@247websolutions thats why massive amounts of people make pilgrimages to see these things and to pay respect to them and no its not the same as bringing up atheist murderers because atheism doesnt promote or justify murder whereas religion does and no not all religious people are as delusional as some but they are all delusional
kris6682 2 months ago