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  • Sailor Jerry's?

  • When was the last time you saw a Ninja with Wenches?

  • Ninjas FTW! :D

  • "We go to 11!"

  • ha ye be drinking my favorite brand o rum there captain Slappy Sailor Jerry. love that spiced stuff.

  • Vikings = sea ninjas & land pirates

    therefore Vikings beat ninjas and pirates

  • I claim BIAS! I think it's a little unfair that the two people deciding between Ninjas and Pirates of which one is cooler, are both pirates. Of course the pirates are going to think they're cooler than ninjas. In order for this to be accurate, it has to come from an un-biased source!

    NINJAS WOULD PWN PIRATES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!

  • 21 Ninjas be watchin this video!

  • Is this the same Chum Bucket that I know from Pirates of the Burning Sea. If this be the Ole Chum Bucket please get back on Pirates Of the Burning Sea and play brit on Antigua :)

  • gloriously stupid and wonderfully moronic...i love it

  • LOL "He blinded me with SCIENCE!" I HEARD THAT ON A SWIFFERS COMMERCIAL.

  • Lovely xD

  • I would love to mail Capn Slappy a box of Muffins...

    to bad im a poor wench... -_-

  • sake sucky lol

  • I now frequently say sake sucky :P

  • I would like a muffin! lol best pirate line ever! I laughted so hard!

  • jakie chan tooo! also ninja's are way better!

  • @10sofie101 exclamation points means yelling... >:) ARRR! i be rootin' off thar ninja's where i go i tells ya!

  • Pirates all the way.

  • bruce lee was a pirate!!!

    :D

    awesome!!!

  • food

    I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN!

  • I have a SERIOUS QUESTION regarding the whole Ninja/Pirate debate. I tell no lies, mates, when I tell you I have practiced the sneaky art of Ninjutsu (and all that associated skullbuggery), but I have an eye condition which requires me to wear an eye patch. Many impressionable (drunken) wenches have also commented on my likeness to Jack Sparrow. My question is this:

    Does this make me the one the prophecy speaks of? The one who, being both Ninja AND Pirate, can bring balance to the force?

  • @gillesibub A holy fusion.... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE! Combine boths types in your name and assail the world!

  • Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.

  • Pirates... "WE GO TO ELEVEN!"

  • I would like a muffin.

  • I may be a ninja, but I've got way too many pirate friends to say they aren't awesome! haha

  • YES

    PIRATES ALL THE WAY

  • LIES!!!!! ALLLLLL LIES!

  • awesome xD and not totally biased at all <3

    Slappy minds wih awe Brian Blessed :P

  • Arrr!

  • This is the best Vs. video of all my time lol.

  • Ninjas Suck Daivy Jons's fishy cock!

  • "Little tiny rocks!"

  • What if pirates and ninja mated? They'd have little Pirjas- the world's deadliest foe!

  • Nice Flintlock, Cutlass and blunderbuss where can I purchase them of such quality?

  • To err is human,to arr is pirate!

  • Dude, I just got a shirt that says that! ARGH!

  • bruce lee haha

  • I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN!!!

    one of the greatest lines, EVER, it made my day xD

  • 'They're sneaky,silent little basterds' XD

  • " Ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible, so SHUT UPAND DISAPPEAR !!"

    Awesome ! xD

  • Avast cpt jerry,s rum!!! sand baggin scurvy bilge ratts

  • "I've got volume"

  • Yeargh!!! This here text comment be celebrating in our kind's victory over the noble, yet ultimately insufficent combatant known as the Knight!!!

    ARGH!!! BRING ON THE SCURVY NINJAS!!!!

    ...

    Oh, wait, the Spartan, a downgraded version of the Knight, KICKED THEIR BLACK PAJAMA WEARING PATOOKIES!!!

  • battles are decided by sowrd nd skill not by computer progaming

  • I giggled every single time the dude yelled pirates.

  • I give you an A for effort!

  • ARRR! The blunderbuss and cutlass be a fine companion! Far more competent than the foolish blades the ninjas carry, arr!

  • 'now lets talk about food' 'I WANT A MUFFIN!'  rofl

  • Pirates for the win~

  • chumbucket < kinky name

  • "what if bruce lee was a pirate?" hhahahahaha!!!

  • ARRR! PIRATES FEREVER, MATEYS!!

  • arrrrg pirets OWN!

  • omfg!

    i cant decide!!

    ninjas, pirates, ninjas, pirates!!!

    aaah!

    so damn confusing

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  • I can't believe I almost forgot video game ninja. Who as a whole have never been given a mmo. Why you may ask? Well the game would be everyone hiding and trying to kill each other and seeing how all ninja are drones without any differents that would be lame. For it to work they'd need other things:samurai,monsters, and pirates. Seeing how very boring ninja are without all that bullshit magic they are very, very, weak. You have to be like three to believe in all that ninja magic crap!(or a nerd)

  • I would like a muffin!

    No one likes ninja they like nartuo(not real ninja) movie ninja (not real) and minion ninja (not real plus fuder) with all that gone you've got a guy in black killing people in their sleep (very brave). Take away one piece,movie pirates, and (the ever rare) gold covered chocolate pirate minion. Pirates are still more fun to be and they can dress in black an kill people to! Plus guns! Bang, Bang!

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  • Pirates are better. Pirates were more grim than shown in every Hollywood movie. In fact, the whole "walk the plank" scenes in movies are false. Pirates did not "walk the plank". It's a Hollywood started trend. Pirates have, indeed, much more harsh punishments than that.

  • Show me a ninja an' I'll show ye a spineless bilge rat!

  • and also if they're fighting why would the pirates be sailing away? and if they can sneak into castles on a regular basis, they could probably get on a vessle. Ie: use a small boat to sail to the side of the ship, then climb up.

  • Also a "punch to the face" can be blocked, caught, countered, or of course the attacker's arm could get cut off. That's not "martial arts skill", that's arrogant flailing, which is something ninjas can easily counter (probably with a kick to the face)

  • too bad while the ninja was "blocking" that punch to the face, a nother pirate hit that ninja with a rum bottle while another pirate sot a cannon at it and then took the ninja and used it as a puppet...pirates FTW

  • if you're assuming there are multiple pirates, you should assume there are multiple ninja. The one with the rum bottle is probably drunk and would have his neck snapped by a ninja in a matter of seconds. And assuming another ninja hadn't already killed the pirate on the canon, chances are the pirate would miss (A:the pirate is probably too drunk to aim B: The ninja would obviously NOT stand where the canon is pointing and C: no pirate could even see a ninja)

  • its a shame ninjas dont attack in herds..but pirates are always with their crew...and if the ninja is near a pirate...its near a cannon, not to mention sight is not an issue because if a ninja steps on wood it makes a sound (I dont care how stealthy you bastards are...WOOD MAKES SOUND WHEN STEPPED ON) I guess we are also assuming that the ninja can catch a sailing vessel, considering they can only walk on water...pirates FTW

  • Ninjas do attack in herds, especially in a case like this. If you're assuming a ninja is attacking alone you're assuming it's a ninja like ryu hayabusa (ninja gaiden) and he could block bullets. Most if not all castles in feudal japan had wooden floors and ninjas were still able to sneak on them. also to fire a cannon, you have to lite the fuse and duck and cover your ears to avoid debris and keep yourself from going def. plenty of time to move to the side from the line of fire and stab pirates.

  • ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible so SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!!!

  • @poopdogyo its a joke stop shouting at a joke

  • hehe. I like both. I think both have good traits and if they managed to get there stubborn butts working together we could take over the world! Erm... yea take over the world. But I like pirates better because they are more fun. ^-^

  • pirates are better because of one little detail: they are always happy! ninjas is all about dicipline.. please thats not life! pirates know how to really start a party and why need shuriken when u have a gun and a canon? GO PIRATES!

  • id like a muffin!

  • Pirates are drunken idiotic dolts who can't tell booty from booty.

  • I LOVE SAILOR JERRYS RUM lol he is soo drinking it.... WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR!!!!

    USN

  • food: mentioned foods are true, but there is japanese barbeque and of course noodles. still this varies upon preference.

    Drink: saki is really strong, it's all it really takes.

    Movies: Batman! Bruce Lee, Jet Lee, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, etc. (martial arts movies demonstrate what ninjas know about fighting)

    (new topic) games:ninja gaiden, mortal kombat (many ninjas in it), and I won't bother listing more because there are alot less pirate games anyway.

  • ummm...technically if they are a REAL ninja...they cant get caught on film...pretty lame

  • (response to stabbyman3's response) well christian bale isn't batman, he's playing the role of batman. so in that specific movie example, an actor is showing what it's like to be a ninja, of course slowing it down and being more visible so the viewer can keep up.

  • Ninja

    dress:not pajamas; masks, robes, and usually armor.

    weapons:katanas(type of sword), nunchucks, daggers, shuriken, kunai, incendiary shurikens, gun powder based explosives, defense chain, and many more. (not to mention the manliest weapon is the human weapon, this goes to ninjas due to martial arts skill)

    Volume:yes they are quiet, so they can kill withought being noticed. sounds pretty cool to me.

  • pirates have martial arts skills....its called a punch to the face!

  • ahoy there, you rum coves are hillarious. :)

  • Sorry truth is "pirate" is extinct and evolve to selling copied cd......

    But we "ninja" evolve to Urban Ninja, Ninja Warrior, and we got Naruto and will own your Pirates of carribean....Wassup we just owned you

  • apparently, you're daft mate or just plain stupid. 'ave you not heard about the somalian pirates as of late?? there will be pirates so long as man traverse the sea. pirates have always been and always will be! long may the black flag wave!!

  • that was a reply to paolo665.

  • who said the Chinese couldn' be pirates...there were plenty of Asian pirates! In fact, China had the largest navy at one point in history. Of course it was burnt down the next dynasty for no reason but thats beside the point....pirates FTW!

  • pirates are wayyyyy better. ninjas dont have pirate accents. pirates rule!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pirates are cool (scientifically) !

    Pirates drink rum, ale...

    Aye!

    Pirates are cool !

    Ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible

    So shut and disappear!

  • i thought the whole time some ninjas would sneak up on them.

    pirates rule!

  • the chinese and we put it to good use

    CANNON!!

  • pirates = guns

  • where do you think they got the gunpowder from?

  • the arabs. who invented guns.

  • The Arabs didn't invent gunpowder.... As for the guns. Nobody knows who exactly invented guns, but the oldest known gun was found in china, and the oldest known records depicting guns were also found in china..

  • very true

  • win. pirates > ninjas

  • ninjas kick so much more ass

  • ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible. so SHUT UP AND DISSAPPEAR!!!!

  • Pure awesome.. you guys are great!

  • Pirates!!!!!!!!!!

  • hey malle

  • I would like a muffin hahaha briliant lads :D PIRATESSSS!!!!

  • i love you guys!!

  • Fun and jolly!

  • pirates are more colorful than ninjas ^_^

  • 0_O awesome, pirates got guts!

  • Prates? ...We go to eleven!

  • little tiny rocks HHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL!!!

  • Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

    'Kay, I'm done.

  • Black pajamas of awesomeness, throwing swords.... Sake... AND Bruce Lee... Sign me up to be a ninja!

  • pirates are awesome! way better then ninja's scientificly lol.

  • I would like a muffin.

    <33

  • IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.

    Also, the fat dude is a genius.

  • I agree, he really is brilliant, reminds me of Brian Blessed.

  • That be Cap'n Slappy! full of wisdom he be! as well as a heart of gold! harr harr! i'll take a swig if ya dont mind! PIRATES!

  • xDDDD

  • Did you see how much Sailor Jerry the fat man was putting down?!

  • I would like a muffin! LMAO!

  • "WE GO TO 11!"

    haha, got to love a spinal tap reference

  • im about to have an epic impact of the pirate vs ninja debate- what if there was pirate ninja? ninrate? pirja? it would be chaos!

  • It would be godly.

  • I would like a muffin!!!!

  • Aw..."Ninja's are sneaky, silent little bastards"... damn straight we are! But don't worry, Pirate-gumi, I still love you

  • i love this!! you guys are hilarious!!!

  • lol pirates are way cooler then ninja

  • i love you guys :D

  • There's no such thing as an International Talk Like a Ninja Day! Advantage? PIRATES! Arrr!

  • Pirates can drink beer and be jolly while Ninjas have to be quiet.

  • fag.

  • MithranArkanere  your a naruto fag gtfo and stfu LOL!

  • phail

  • "Pirates are sissy" advantage? PIRATES!!!

    "Pirates are just noisy." advantage? PIRRATESS! yarg!

    "Volume is a BAD thing." advantage? PIRATESSSS!!

    "Healthy food is better." who says pirates dont eat healthy? advantage? PIRATES!

    "It's 'sake' is pronounced with an 'e' like in 'explossion'," pirates are known for causing explosions! advantage? PIRATES!!!!1! "Geez... don't make start in this one." advantage? _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!

  • i favor the pirate life, ninjas have to be all disciplined, and when i think discipline i think of school, which is crap. pirates can do whatever they want and follow theyre own code, which they can break at any time.

  • "FOOD!"

    "I would like a muffin!"

  • i was babtised as a pirate.

  • You forgot that pirates still exist today and ninjas exist only in preteen Nerddom.

    Then there's Tim Curry as the greatest fictional pirate ever.

  • yeah im a pirate, but i support the pirate ninja alliance. although drinking contests between my friends and i is the best way to embrace pirates and ninjas :D

  • i would like a muffin=)

  • That was the best.

  • (im most likely going to get flamed for this) but

    Im a pirate ninja

    lol

    love the vid though!!!!

  • Ninja Pirates are better, they are pirates, with the stealthyness of ninjas

  • You've got to give them credit for that.

    I mean, it's pretty hard to sneak up on someone, using a ship.

  • but i was wondering how exactly is a pirate ninja ?

  • Pirates for President!

  • ninjas go away!

  • LARPers??? not at all. You'd be amazed the charity stuff that they do chainsoar.

    OfficialWench, please keep uploading. Cap'n Slappy is awesome...

  • This was hilarious! I agree, pirates are cooler than ninjas. Great job, you two!

  • crap u ninjas are cooler

  • The guys in this video are a pair of no hopers with no social life, therefore I am inclined to ignore EVERY FUCKING THING THEY SAY. Furthermore, I bet they're both LARPers.

  • yarr, ye lad make me day much brigh'er, and i' ain' be of all 'at gun powder ye be firing!

  • Its Scientific :D

  • yarr you be talkin about THE pirate guys they be the most piratey people around

  • If you don't like them why do you go to all their vids and post the same comment?

  • "We Go To 11" Hilarious pop culture reference, timed wonderfully. Funny guys.

  • arr ye the vid rocked!

  • Arrrr! ye be true pirates indeed. I agree with ye whole-hearty-ly

  • ARRRR! this be brilliant! pirates always win over ninjas,

  • I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN lol Great job guys. Very Funny.

  • PIRATES FTW!!!!!!

  • They forgot one very potent pirate weapon, thier breath!

  • As shown in At World's End [that one scene where Jack knocks Will overboard by breathing in his face]. Don't care if his breath smells like ass; he can just chew some spearmint leaves. I wanna tongue that man SO BADD (Jack, not Johnny).

  • Pirates are way cooler than ninjas

  • !!PIRATES!!

  • Bruce Lee was Chinese, Ninjas are from the Japanese culture. And Rice and Raw Fish + Saki is REALLY good ^_^

  • It's spelled sakE.

  • SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!!

  • Yarr matey, I just be a pirate that knows his booze.

  • LOL ninjas are suppost to be silent and invisible, SO SHUT UP AND DISSAPEAR!! xD

  • This argument is pointless. Chuck Norris > both.

  • True, but Ninjas and Pirates are at war with one another. This resolves all.