I claim BIAS! I think it's a little unfair that the two people deciding between Ninjas and Pirates of which one is cooler, are both pirates. Of course the pirates are going to think they're cooler than ninjas. In order for this to be accurate, it has to come from an un-biased source!
Is this the same Chum Bucket that I know from Pirates of the Burning Sea. If this be the Ole Chum Bucket please get back on Pirates Of the Burning Sea and play brit on Antigua :)
I have a SERIOUS QUESTION regarding the whole Ninja/Pirate debate. I tell no lies, mates, when I tell you I have practiced the sneaky art of Ninjutsu (and all that associated skullbuggery), but I have an eye condition which requires me to wear an eye patch. Many impressionable (drunken) wenches have also commented on my likeness to Jack Sparrow. My question is this:
Does this make me the one the prophecy speaks of? The one who, being both Ninja AND Pirate, can bring balance to the force?
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Ninja are supposed to be silent and invisible while Pirates are supposed to be drunk and unconscious. Also, Pirates wear gaudy jewelry that no self-respecting human would be caught dead (or dead-drunk) wearing. Pirate weapons are at best in accurate and likely to misfire or not fire at all, so pirate weapons fail. Ninja are assassins, no pirate would know what happened to them in that battle. In the end though, it's the Samurai who win over both Ninja and Pirate.
I can't believe I almost forgot video game ninja. Who as a whole have never been given a mmo. Why you may ask? Well the game would be everyone hiding and trying to kill each other and seeing how all ninja are drones without any differents that would be lame. For it to work they'd need other things:samurai,monsters, and pirates. Seeing how very boring ninja are without all that bullshit magic they are very, very, weak. You have to be like three to believe in all that ninja magic crap!(or a nerd)
No one likes ninja they like nartuo(not real ninja) movie ninja (not real) and minion ninja (not real plus fuder) with all that gone you've got a guy in black killing people in their sleep (very brave). Take away one piece,movie pirates, and (the ever rare) gold covered chocolate pirate minion. Pirates are still more fun to be and they can dress in black an kill people to! Plus guns! Bang, Bang!
Pirates are better. Pirates were more grim than shown in every Hollywood movie. In fact, the whole "walk the plank" scenes in movies are false. Pirates did not "walk the plank". It's a Hollywood started trend. Pirates have, indeed, much more harsh punishments than that.
and also if they're fighting why would the pirates be sailing away? and if they can sneak into castles on a regular basis, they could probably get on a vessle. Ie: use a small boat to sail to the side of the ship, then climb up.
Also a "punch to the face" can be blocked, caught, countered, or of course the attacker's arm could get cut off. That's not "martial arts skill", that's arrogant flailing, which is something ninjas can easily counter (probably with a kick to the face)
too bad while the ninja was "blocking" that punch to the face, a nother pirate hit that ninja with a rum bottle while another pirate sot a cannon at it and then took the ninja and used it as a puppet...pirates FTW
if you're assuming there are multiple pirates, you should assume there are multiple ninja. The one with the rum bottle is probably drunk and would have his neck snapped by a ninja in a matter of seconds. And assuming another ninja hadn't already killed the pirate on the canon, chances are the pirate would miss (A:the pirate is probably too drunk to aim B: The ninja would obviously NOT stand where the canon is pointing and C: no pirate could even see a ninja)
its a shame ninjas dont attack in herds..but pirates are always with their crew...and if the ninja is near a pirate...its near a cannon, not to mention sight is not an issue because if a ninja steps on wood it makes a sound (I dont care how stealthy you bastards are...WOOD MAKES SOUND WHEN STEPPED ON) I guess we are also assuming that the ninja can catch a sailing vessel, considering they can only walk on water...pirates FTW
Ninjas do attack in herds, especially in a case like this. If you're assuming a ninja is attacking alone you're assuming it's a ninja like ryu hayabusa (ninja gaiden) and he could block bullets. Most if not all castles in feudal japan had wooden floors and ninjas were still able to sneak on them. also to fire a cannon, you have to lite the fuse and duck and cover your ears to avoid debris and keep yourself from going def. plenty of time to move to the side from the line of fire and stab pirates.
hehe. I like both. I think both have good traits and if they managed to get there stubborn butts working together we could take over the world! Erm... yea take over the world. But I like pirates better because they are more fun. ^-^
pirates are better because of one little detail: they are always happy! ninjas is all about dicipline.. please thats not life! pirates know how to really start a party and why need shuriken when u have a gun and a canon? GO PIRATES!
(response to stabbyman3's response) well christian bale isn't batman, he's playing the role of batman. so in that specific movie example, an actor is showing what it's like to be a ninja, of course slowing it down and being more visible so the viewer can keep up.
dress:not pajamas; masks, robes, and usually armor.
weapons:katanas(type of sword), nunchucks, daggers, shuriken, kunai, incendiary shurikens, gun powder based explosives, defense chain, and many more. (not to mention the manliest weapon is the human weapon, this goes to ninjas due to martial arts skill)
Volume:yes they are quiet, so they can kill withought being noticed. sounds pretty cool to me.
apparently, you're daft mate or just plain stupid. 'ave you not heard about the somalian pirates as of late?? there will be pirates so long as man traverse the sea. pirates have always been and always will be! long may the black flag wave!!
who said the Chinese couldn' be pirates...there were plenty of Asian pirates! In fact, China had the largest navy at one point in history. Of course it was burnt down the next dynasty for no reason but thats beside the point....pirates FTW!
The Arabs didn't invent gunpowder.... As for the guns. Nobody knows who exactly invented guns, but the oldest known gun was found in china, and the oldest known records depicting guns were also found in china..
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Dress: Ninjas are dark and cool. Pirates are sissy.
Weapons: Ninjas are deadly and silent. Pirates are just noisy.
Volume: Volume is a BAD thing.
Food: Healthy food is better.
Drink: It's 'sake' is pronounced with an 'e' like in 'explossion',
Movies: Geez... don't make start in this one.
Some may thin it's open to discussion. But... sorry... maybe one piece may be more fun than Naruto, but we all know that the Straw Hat crew are just adventurers, not pirates, no matter what Luffy says.
"Pirates are just noisy." advantage? PIRRATESS! yarg!
"Volume is a BAD thing." advantage? PIRATESSSS!!
"Healthy food is better." who says pirates dont eat healthy? advantage? PIRATES!
"It's 'sake' is pronounced with an 'e' like in 'explossion'," pirates are known for causing explosions! advantage? PIRATES!!!!1! "Geez... don't make start in this one." advantage? _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!
i favor the pirate life, ninjas have to be all disciplined, and when i think discipline i think of school, which is crap. pirates can do whatever they want and follow theyre own code, which they can break at any time.
yeah im a pirate, but i support the pirate ninja alliance. although drinking contests between my friends and i is the best way to embrace pirates and ninjas :D
The guys in this video are a pair of no hopers with no social life, therefore I am inclined to ignore EVERY FUCKING THING THEY SAY. Furthermore, I bet they're both LARPers.
As shown in At World's End [that one scene where Jack knocks Will overboard by breathing in his face]. Don't care if his breath smells like ass; he can just chew some spearmint leaves. I wanna tongue that man SO BADD (Jack, not Johnny).
Sailor Jerry's?
IMSwimmer19 4 months ago
When was the last time you saw a Ninja with Wenches?
KensaiProductions 5 months ago 4
Ninjas FTW! :D
TSvenssonT 7 months ago
"We go to 11!"
Earthenenigma 7 months ago
ha ye be drinking my favorite brand o rum there captain Slappy Sailor Jerry. love that spiced stuff.
FionaAWolfe01 8 months ago
Vikings = sea ninjas & land pirates
therefore Vikings beat ninjas and pirates
titaniummon 8 months ago
I claim BIAS! I think it's a little unfair that the two people deciding between Ninjas and Pirates of which one is cooler, are both pirates. Of course the pirates are going to think they're cooler than ninjas. In order for this to be accurate, it has to come from an un-biased source!
NINJAS WOULD PWN PIRATES ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!
Bugsy99 11 months ago
21 Ninjas be watchin this video!
joetheiceman 1 year ago 3
Is this the same Chum Bucket that I know from Pirates of the Burning Sea. If this be the Ole Chum Bucket please get back on Pirates Of the Burning Sea and play brit on Antigua :)
pfcfaflik 1 year ago
gloriously stupid and wonderfully moronic...i love it
DevilDriver9178 1 year ago
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ha ha ha
gamecheats1000 1 year ago
LOL "He blinded me with SCIENCE!" I HEARD THAT ON A SWIFFERS COMMERCIAL.
aibanez123 1 year ago
Lovely xD
Waredith 1 year ago
I would love to mail Capn Slappy a box of Muffins...
to bad im a poor wench... -_-
itcouldvebeenworse 1 year ago
sake sucky lol
jalbroven91 1 year ago
I now frequently say sake sucky :P
taintedlover2007 1 year ago
I would like a muffin! lol best pirate line ever! I laughted so hard!
skydancinghobbit 1 year ago
jakie chan tooo! also ninja's are way better!
10sofie101 1 year ago
@10sofie101 exclamation points means yelling... >:) ARRR! i be rootin' off thar ninja's where i go i tells ya!
clapsnake 1 year ago
Pirates all the way.
OzaiFan 1 year ago
bruce lee was a pirate!!!
:D
awesome!!!
MrTomMasterVideos 1 year ago
food
I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN!
benthetoastman 1 year ago
I have a SERIOUS QUESTION regarding the whole Ninja/Pirate debate. I tell no lies, mates, when I tell you I have practiced the sneaky art of Ninjutsu (and all that associated skullbuggery), but I have an eye condition which requires me to wear an eye patch. Many impressionable (drunken) wenches have also commented on my likeness to Jack Sparrow. My question is this:
Does this make me the one the prophecy speaks of? The one who, being both Ninja AND Pirate, can bring balance to the force?
gillesibub 1 year ago
@gillesibub A holy fusion.... YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE! Combine boths types in your name and assail the world!
FarseerOfPouiln 1 year ago
Watch "PIRATES VS NINJAS March 07, 2010" in Washington DC on Youtube.
tonatiuh10 1 year ago
Pirates... "WE GO TO ELEVEN!"
jawharp1992 1 year ago 3
I would like a muffin.
CassielTheLostSoul 1 year ago
I may be a ninja, but I've got way too many pirate friends to say they aren't awesome! haha
TitaniumSeraph 1 year ago
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thegodkiller123 1 year ago
YES
PIRATES ALL THE WAY
lolspiders 2 years ago
LIES!!!!! ALLLLLL LIES!
hapaboy1313 2 years ago
awesome xD and not totally biased at all <3
Slappy minds wih awe Brian Blessed :P
HaniiPuppy 2 years ago
Arrr!
EmperorShrimp 2 years ago
This is the best Vs. video of all my time lol.
AbbX 2 years ago
Ninjas Suck Daivy Jons's fishy cock!
LordGarvals 2 years ago
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Ninja are supposed to be silent and invisible while Pirates are supposed to be drunk and unconscious. Also, Pirates wear gaudy jewelry that no self-respecting human would be caught dead (or dead-drunk) wearing. Pirate weapons are at best in accurate and likely to misfire or not fire at all, so pirate weapons fail. Ninja are assassins, no pirate would know what happened to them in that battle. In the end though, it's the Samurai who win over both Ninja and Pirate.
Dracoa79 2 years ago
"Little tiny rocks!"
Wyndrax 2 years ago
What if pirates and ninja mated? They'd have little Pirjas- the world's deadliest foe!
mghassemlou 2 years ago 5
Nice Flintlock, Cutlass and blunderbuss where can I purchase them of such quality?
captain0ldy0da 2 years ago
To err is human,to arr is pirate!
balzbald 2 years ago 5
Dude, I just got a shirt that says that! ARGH!
bigfoot9000 2 years ago
bruce lee haha
metalheadtrash 2 years ago
I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN!!!
one of the greatest lines, EVER, it made my day xD
TSFboi 2 years ago 28
'They're sneaky,silent little basterds' XD
mad4mater 2 years ago 2
" Ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible, so SHUT UPAND DISAPPEAR !!"
Awesome ! xD
FlibidiiProductions 2 years ago
Avast cpt jerry,s rum!!! sand baggin scurvy bilge ratts
lawsan1205 2 years ago
"I've got volume"
bloodiedXangel 2 years ago 2
Yeargh!!! This here text comment be celebrating in our kind's victory over the noble, yet ultimately insufficent combatant known as the Knight!!!
ARGH!!! BRING ON THE SCURVY NINJAS!!!!
...
Oh, wait, the Spartan, a downgraded version of the Knight, KICKED THEIR BLACK PAJAMA WEARING PATOOKIES!!!
janzathorne 2 years ago
battles are decided by sowrd nd skill not by computer progaming
MrShadowSpirit 2 years ago
I giggled every single time the dude yelled pirates.
deathnoterawks 2 years ago
I give you an A for effort!
bloodkill23 2 years ago
ARRR! The blunderbuss and cutlass be a fine companion! Far more competent than the foolish blades the ninjas carry, arr!
deadmoose1993 2 years ago
'now lets talk about food' 'I WANT A MUFFIN!' rofl
skiny998 2 years ago
Pirates for the win~
Uchyiamada 2 years ago
chumbucket < kinky name
unholyblackheart 2 years ago
"what if bruce lee was a pirate?" hhahahahaha!!!
TheAvidDreamer 2 years ago
ARRR! PIRATES FEREVER, MATEYS!!
wolfmaster14 2 years ago 2
arrrrg pirets OWN!
Wardude1993 2 years ago
omfg!
i cant decide!!
ninjas, pirates, ninjas, pirates!!!
aaah!
so damn confusing
sakuralovexox 2 years ago
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janzathorne 2 years ago
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NINJAS OWN!!!
Emems96 2 years ago
I can't believe I almost forgot video game ninja. Who as a whole have never been given a mmo. Why you may ask? Well the game would be everyone hiding and trying to kill each other and seeing how all ninja are drones without any differents that would be lame. For it to work they'd need other things:samurai,monsters, and pirates. Seeing how very boring ninja are without all that bullshit magic they are very, very, weak. You have to be like three to believe in all that ninja magic crap!(or a nerd)
Lordofthelightning 3 years ago 2
I would like a muffin!
No one likes ninja they like nartuo(not real ninja) movie ninja (not real) and minion ninja (not real plus fuder) with all that gone you've got a guy in black killing people in their sleep (very brave). Take away one piece,movie pirates, and (the ever rare) gold covered chocolate pirate minion. Pirates are still more fun to be and they can dress in black an kill people to! Plus guns! Bang, Bang!
Lordofthelightning 3 years ago 2
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Lordofthelightning 3 years ago
Pirates are better. Pirates were more grim than shown in every Hollywood movie. In fact, the whole "walk the plank" scenes in movies are false. Pirates did not "walk the plank". It's a Hollywood started trend. Pirates have, indeed, much more harsh punishments than that.
Maplelerstory 3 years ago
Show me a ninja an' I'll show ye a spineless bilge rat!
KurosenvsGrither 3 years ago 2
and also if they're fighting why would the pirates be sailing away? and if they can sneak into castles on a regular basis, they could probably get on a vessle. Ie: use a small boat to sail to the side of the ship, then climb up.
wachaninja7 3 years ago
Also a "punch to the face" can be blocked, caught, countered, or of course the attacker's arm could get cut off. That's not "martial arts skill", that's arrogant flailing, which is something ninjas can easily counter (probably with a kick to the face)
wachaninja7 3 years ago
too bad while the ninja was "blocking" that punch to the face, a nother pirate hit that ninja with a rum bottle while another pirate sot a cannon at it and then took the ninja and used it as a puppet...pirates FTW
stabbyman3 3 years ago
if you're assuming there are multiple pirates, you should assume there are multiple ninja. The one with the rum bottle is probably drunk and would have his neck snapped by a ninja in a matter of seconds. And assuming another ninja hadn't already killed the pirate on the canon, chances are the pirate would miss (A:the pirate is probably too drunk to aim B: The ninja would obviously NOT stand where the canon is pointing and C: no pirate could even see a ninja)
wachaninja7 3 years ago
its a shame ninjas dont attack in herds..but pirates are always with their crew...and if the ninja is near a pirate...its near a cannon, not to mention sight is not an issue because if a ninja steps on wood it makes a sound (I dont care how stealthy you bastards are...WOOD MAKES SOUND WHEN STEPPED ON) I guess we are also assuming that the ninja can catch a sailing vessel, considering they can only walk on water...pirates FTW
stabbyman3 3 years ago
Ninjas do attack in herds, especially in a case like this. If you're assuming a ninja is attacking alone you're assuming it's a ninja like ryu hayabusa (ninja gaiden) and he could block bullets. Most if not all castles in feudal japan had wooden floors and ninjas were still able to sneak on them. also to fire a cannon, you have to lite the fuse and duck and cover your ears to avoid debris and keep yourself from going def. plenty of time to move to the side from the line of fire and stab pirates.
wachaninja7 3 years ago
ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible so SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!!!
poopdogyo 2 years ago 27
@poopdogyo its a joke stop shouting at a joke
theblob34 4 months ago
hehe. I like both. I think both have good traits and if they managed to get there stubborn butts working together we could take over the world! Erm... yea take over the world. But I like pirates better because they are more fun. ^-^
JessieRavenblade 3 years ago
pirates are better because of one little detail: they are always happy! ninjas is all about dicipline.. please thats not life! pirates know how to really start a party and why need shuriken when u have a gun and a canon? GO PIRATES!
ihatefakersandposers 3 years ago
id like a muffin!
thehunted25 3 years ago
Pirates are drunken idiotic dolts who can't tell booty from booty.
korean353 3 years ago
I LOVE SAILOR JERRYS RUM lol he is soo drinking it.... WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR!!!!
USN
inkmaster21489 3 years ago
food: mentioned foods are true, but there is japanese barbeque and of course noodles. still this varies upon preference.
Drink: saki is really strong, it's all it really takes.
Movies: Batman! Bruce Lee, Jet Lee, Jackie Chan, Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, etc. (martial arts movies demonstrate what ninjas know about fighting)
(new topic) games:ninja gaiden, mortal kombat (many ninjas in it), and I won't bother listing more because there are alot less pirate games anyway.
wachaninja7 3 years ago
ummm...technically if they are a REAL ninja...they cant get caught on film...pretty lame
stabbyman3 3 years ago
(response to stabbyman3's response) well christian bale isn't batman, he's playing the role of batman. so in that specific movie example, an actor is showing what it's like to be a ninja, of course slowing it down and being more visible so the viewer can keep up.
wachaninja7 3 years ago
Ninja
dress:not pajamas; masks, robes, and usually armor.
weapons:katanas(type of sword), nunchucks, daggers, shuriken, kunai, incendiary shurikens, gun powder based explosives, defense chain, and many more. (not to mention the manliest weapon is the human weapon, this goes to ninjas due to martial arts skill)
Volume:yes they are quiet, so they can kill withought being noticed. sounds pretty cool to me.
wachaninja7 3 years ago
pirates have martial arts skills....its called a punch to the face!
stabbyman3 3 years ago 2
ahoy there, you rum coves are hillarious. :)
ladydetemps 3 years ago
Sorry truth is "pirate" is extinct and evolve to selling copied cd......
But we "ninja" evolve to Urban Ninja, Ninja Warrior, and we got Naruto and will own your Pirates of carribean....Wassup we just owned you
paolo665 3 years ago
apparently, you're daft mate or just plain stupid. 'ave you not heard about the somalian pirates as of late?? there will be pirates so long as man traverse the sea. pirates have always been and always will be! long may the black flag wave!!
crazybootsmartin 3 years ago 2
that was a reply to paolo665.
crazybootsmartin 3 years ago
who said the Chinese couldn' be pirates...there were plenty of Asian pirates! In fact, China had the largest navy at one point in history. Of course it was burnt down the next dynasty for no reason but thats beside the point....pirates FTW!
stabbyman3 3 years ago
pirates are wayyyyy better. ninjas dont have pirate accents. pirates rule!!!!!!!!!!!
TOMATOJUICEPIE 3 years ago 4
Pirates are cool (scientifically) !
Pirates drink rum, ale...
Aye!
Pirates are cool !
Ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible
So shut and disappear!
sprocketrocket07 3 years ago
i thought the whole time some ninjas would sneak up on them.
pirates rule!
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babygrl0069 3 years ago
the chinese and we put it to good use
CANNON!!
stuartstratford 3 years ago
pirates = guns
stuartstratford 3 years ago
where do you think they got the gunpowder from?
serialnumber1700 3 years ago
the arabs. who invented guns.
TheAshley 3 years ago
The Arabs didn't invent gunpowder.... As for the guns. Nobody knows who exactly invented guns, but the oldest known gun was found in china, and the oldest known records depicting guns were also found in china..
serialnumber1700 3 years ago
very true
sokolsokol27 3 years ago
win. pirates > ninjas
Vorhizzle 3 years ago 3
ninjas kick so much more ass
cedster 3 years ago
ninjas are supposed to be silent and invisible. so SHUT UP AND DISSAPPEAR!!!!
TheAshley 3 years ago 2
Pure awesome.. you guys are great!
PraetorianXI11 3 years ago
Pirates!!!!!!!!!!
dothackElk 3 years ago
hey malle
xAstrozombiexmcrx 3 years ago
I would like a muffin hahaha briliant lads :D PIRATESSSS!!!!
SycophantFoo 3 years ago 2
i love you guys!!
lovelysprinkles 3 years ago 3
Fun and jolly!
uncolaman99 3 years ago
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the fat one really annoys me
jonrules91 3 years ago
pirates are more colorful than ninjas ^_^
SquidGodWs 3 years ago 2
0_O awesome, pirates got guts!
Shadowstruck 3 years ago
Prates? ...We go to eleven!
gorillabomb 3 years ago
little tiny rocks HHAHAHAHAHAH LOL LOL LOL!!!
PraetorianXI11 3 years ago 2
Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee, being a pirate is alright with me. Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!
'Kay, I'm done.
flixxit 3 years ago
Black pajamas of awesomeness, throwing swords.... Sake... AND Bruce Lee... Sign me up to be a ninja!
Nodbomer 3 years ago
pirates are awesome! way better then ninja's scientificly lol.
IamMusicGod6 3 years ago
I would like a muffin.
<33
heartofdavyjones 3 years ago
IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Also, the fat dude is a genius.
spacelad 3 years ago 3
I agree, he really is brilliant, reminds me of Brian Blessed.
0m12 3 years ago
That be Cap'n Slappy! full of wisdom he be! as well as a heart of gold! harr harr! i'll take a swig if ya dont mind! PIRATES!
Klloud1 3 years ago
xDDDD
Tiramees 3 years ago
Did you see how much Sailor Jerry the fat man was putting down?!
DChi332 3 years ago
I would like a muffin! LMAO!
wulfgar7777777 3 years ago 2
"WE GO TO 11!"
haha, got to love a spinal tap reference
mrklgndry 3 years ago
im about to have an epic impact of the pirate vs ninja debate- what if there was pirate ninja? ninrate? pirja? it would be chaos!
demindude1 3 years ago 2
It would be godly.
Freakfuzz 3 years ago
I would like a muffin!!!!
ustasaaa 3 years ago 4
Aw..."Ninja's are sneaky, silent little bastards"... damn straight we are! But don't worry, Pirate-gumi, I still love you
ReiNightfall 3 years ago
i love this!! you guys are hilarious!!!
cheedarchild 3 years ago 2
lol pirates are way cooler then ninja
padmasanaa 3 years ago 3
i love you guys :D
hotchillibot 3 years ago 2
There's no such thing as an International Talk Like a Ninja Day! Advantage? PIRATES! Arrr!
JJNess 3 years ago 6
Pirates can drink beer and be jolly while Ninjas have to be quiet.
Kojain 3 years ago 3
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Dress: Ninjas are dark and cool. Pirates are sissy.
Weapons: Ninjas are deadly and silent. Pirates are just noisy.
Volume: Volume is a BAD thing.
Food: Healthy food is better.
Drink: It's 'sake' is pronounced with an 'e' like in 'explossion',
Movies: Geez... don't make start in this one.
Some may thin it's open to discussion. But... sorry... maybe one piece may be more fun than Naruto, but we all know that the Straw Hat crew are just adventurers, not pirates, no matter what Luffy says.
MithranArkanere 3 years ago
fag.
evilweevil321 3 years ago
MithranArkanere your a naruto fag gtfo and stfu LOL!
padmasanaa 3 years ago
phail
Dvalinor 3 years ago
"Pirates are sissy" advantage? PIRATES!!!
"Pirates are just noisy." advantage? PIRRATESS! yarg!
"Volume is a BAD thing." advantage? PIRATESSSS!!
"Healthy food is better." who says pirates dont eat healthy? advantage? PIRATES!
"It's 'sake' is pronounced with an 'e' like in 'explossion'," pirates are known for causing explosions! advantage? PIRATES!!!!1! "Geez... don't make start in this one." advantage? _ _ _ _ _ _ _!!!!
TheAshley 3 years ago
i favor the pirate life, ninjas have to be all disciplined, and when i think discipline i think of school, which is crap. pirates can do whatever they want and follow theyre own code, which they can break at any time.
BradleyStylee 3 years ago
"FOOD!"
"I would like a muffin!"
TheAshley 3 years ago 4
i was babtised as a pirate.
TheAshley 3 years ago
You forgot that pirates still exist today and ninjas exist only in preteen Nerddom.
Then there's Tim Curry as the greatest fictional pirate ever.
MadMadameMe 3 years ago 2
yeah im a pirate, but i support the pirate ninja alliance. although drinking contests between my friends and i is the best way to embrace pirates and ninjas :D
LadyBlackDawn 3 years ago
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THAT WAS THE GAY-EST VIDEO EVER!!!
cecilytye 3 years ago
i would like a muffin=)
Zosofan11 3 years ago 2
That was the best.
BillyDOOM23 3 years ago
(im most likely going to get flamed for this) but
Im a pirate ninja
lol
love the vid though!!!!
destinyislandgirl 3 years ago
Ninja Pirates are better, they are pirates, with the stealthyness of ninjas
DanTheGirMan 3 years ago
You've got to give them credit for that.
I mean, it's pretty hard to sneak up on someone, using a ship.
weilyndude 3 years ago 2
but i was wondering how exactly is a pirate ninja ?
transformextreme 3 years ago
Pirates for President!
Vleertouwer 3 years ago
ninjas go away!
jodeyspr 3 years ago
LARPers??? not at all. You'd be amazed the charity stuff that they do chainsoar.
OfficialWench, please keep uploading. Cap'n Slappy is awesome...
DreadPiratePink 3 years ago
This was hilarious! I agree, pirates are cooler than ninjas. Great job, you two!
JustCloudless 3 years ago
crap u ninjas are cooler
crapamusesme 3 years ago
The guys in this video are a pair of no hopers with no social life, therefore I am inclined to ignore EVERY FUCKING THING THEY SAY. Furthermore, I bet they're both LARPers.
chainsoar 3 years ago
yarr, ye lad make me day much brigh'er, and i' ain' be of all 'at gun powder ye be firing!
ownedftwlol 3 years ago
Its Scientific :D
MasterGojo 3 years ago 2
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you putos aint raza to be pirates get your own culture.
chavolokiyo1 3 years ago
yarr you be talkin about THE pirate guys they be the most piratey people around
hitter15 3 years ago
If you don't like them why do you go to all their vids and post the same comment?
CaptainKiddMate 3 years ago
"We Go To 11" Hilarious pop culture reference, timed wonderfully. Funny guys.
tommycoone 3 years ago 2
arr ye the vid rocked!
skydancinghobbit 3 years ago 2
Arrrr! ye be true pirates indeed. I agree with ye whole-hearty-ly
NBren777 3 years ago
ARRRR! this be brilliant! pirates always win over ninjas,
shadowboxer418 3 years ago 3
I WOULD LIKE A MUFFIN lol Great job guys. Very Funny.
Argo2Eternal 3 years ago 6
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THIS VIDEO WASN'T BIASED AT ALL! LoL....Ninjas are so much better
AlphaTJH 3 years ago
PIRATES FTW!!!!!!
Wuzzles2 4 years ago
They forgot one very potent pirate weapon, thier breath!
goatwacker 4 years ago 3
As shown in At World's End [that one scene where Jack knocks Will overboard by breathing in his face]. Don't care if his breath smells like ass; he can just chew some spearmint leaves. I wanna tongue that man SO BADD (Jack, not Johnny).
leftyliz140 4 years ago
Pirates are way cooler than ninjas
Daulkor 4 years ago
!!PIRATES!!
ruumpleteaser 4 years ago
Bruce Lee was Chinese, Ninjas are from the Japanese culture. And Rice and Raw Fish + Saki is REALLY good ^_^
LittleMissFlowers 4 years ago
It's spelled sakE.
Ryoushadow 4 years ago
SHUT UP AND DISAPPEAR!!
Drummerguy10 4 years ago
Yarr matey, I just be a pirate that knows his booze.
Ryoushadow 3 years ago
LOL ninjas are suppost to be silent and invisible, SO SHUT UP AND DISSAPEAR!! xD
Bobdayrox 4 years ago
This argument is pointless. Chuck Norris > both.
ChaosFS 4 years ago
True, but Ninjas and Pirates are at war with one another. This resolves all.
Ryoushadow 4 years ago 3