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  • "I'm Bear Grylls, and i'm going to show you the skills you're going to need to get all the bitches wet, this is Bear Grylls' Pussy Patrol."

  • Wish that was me x-x

  • He should drink her piss. LES ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

  • lol 1 fan sayin i love u but she was hot

  • lol the wife so hot

  • lol he doesnt even care that he's getting rained on

  • when im hungry i go out in the woods and flipp some rocks and i have my buffet

  • boooooooring

  • You know whats in that juicebox dont you? lol

  • hmm.. its raining.better drink my own piss

  • everyone who has a hoodie or an umbrella is using it, but he doesnt give a fuck.lol

  • 0:18

    Bear: "Well I'm wandering round, sipping on a carton of juice."

    Fan: "That's the best drink ever."

    Bear: "They are brilliant aren't they?"

    I bet there's something he'd rather be drinking though...

  • @otoga1 and the only think he could do with his empty carton of juice... is to piss in and drink his own pee

  • i fuckin love bear grylls =)

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  • Those r some funny lookin jeans haha

  • He is such an amazing man,i just read his new autobiography,and such a genuinely nice guy.

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  • "Carton of juice" lol ya rite more like Carton of piss.

  • gutted for her, one of those times you should be really cool and then u make a twat of urself, oops

  • Unfortunately, Bear had to eat the smallest girl fan to survive in the ruthless wilderness of suburb London.

  • Innocent Smoothie, best drink on earth indeed.

  • yea right... "juice".. 

  • Bear Grylls don't need no umbrella. He just have to find a fat woman. Fat enough so he can cut her stomach open and shelter inside.

  • i bet there is piss inside that capri sun

  • @battlefield3media its an innoccent smoothie

  • he seems to be please fuck off im just trying to go to K MART lol

  • thats the best drink ever. how desperate...

  • Is it me or watching Bear Grylls in the city weird?

  • @GamerGod991 i was thinking the same thing

  • i wonder why is he standing near that tree....

    1) is he trying to find Larvae on that tree?

    2) or he is taking daily piss diet behind that tree?

  • Back to civilization... GONNA DRINK MA OWN PISS IN A CARTON BOX WITH A STRAW BISHES!!!

  • @wonderinitate HOMO!!!! Lol

  • fuck that chick is so lucky!!!!! fuck i wana meet him so baaaaaaaaaaaddd!!!!!!!

  • He looks like a child, but i think hes a goodman

  • Bear would take her home and eat her shit.

  • no hoddie. no umbrella. pouring rain? hardcore.

  • @wonderinitate So is there something extreme in getting water on your head?

  • @Aivopiirakka why you writing to me are u gay lol

  • @Aivopiirakka Because where I come from there's nothing special about going outside in rain without any protection against it.

  • @Aivopiirakka bet you put you're hoddie up if it was pouring rain homo

  • @wonderinitate Not necessarily. I must ask, why do you call me a homosexual in your every post? I am not a homosexual. In fact, I never even insulted you. :D

  • @Aivopiirakka ive spoke to you once and called u a homo ONCE .. get you're facts right HOMO ! :)

  • @wonderinitate Learn how to put "you're" in the correct context, please.

  • @fukywak sorry dad,, go die

  • He seems so nice :)

  • He is probably starving, hard to find any decent dead Sheep or Yak carcass in London.

  • I bet he couldn't survive in the city without those ladies.

  • I was ogling his face with my hand under my chin all dreamy like then he turned around and the way his ass moved made my hand slip and i hit my head on the comp screen somehow... O_,o lol, fail.

  • I cant believe he done that to that fan he put her down big time.

  • @YourMumSucksMyCock1 How did he put her down, he said hello and nice to meet you. -.-

  • jolly old england

  • "Surviving the cruel conditions and dodging these big metal monsters, can be very daunting on the body, it extreme conditions like this you could end up dehydrated very quickly. Better drink my own piss"

  • @fstfwrd HAHAHA ROFL X 10... THAT WAS THE. BEST. BEAR GRYLLS COMMENT... Ehum, Bear Grylls comment that Ive ever read :) You gave me a good laugh <3

  • @erikjb12 :D. I'm glad i made you laugh :P.

    It's all in a days work for me ;P

  • Bear Grylls, so much of a hardcore survivalist he doesn't wear a hood when it's raining. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you act like a jackass.

  • approached by fan, better drink my own piss.

  • Just bought gallons of milk...

    Better drink my own piss.

  • Bear's newest survival situation...

    PAPARAZZI!!!!!!!

  • that wasnt a juice pouch, it was a piss pouch.

  • How can still talk with the mouth that had engulfed all kinds of shit!

  • "crossing the road, better drinnk my own piss"

  • @redemption156 I think he is not drinking Kool-Aid, but his piss 0:19

  • @redemption156 im sick of all these better drink my own piss jokes! it doesnt taste that bad! its kinda salty! i ran out of water on a canoe trip and was desprate

  • @hnt456 Yeah I tasted it a couple of times...

    Why you ask? No, I wasn't out in the wild...

    I was in my bathroom...

    Curious...

  • @redemption156 HAHAHAHAHAHA X,D

  • @redemption156 awww you beat me to it

  • @redemption156 aha classic 

  • @redemption156 lolllllll

  • @redemption156 Is pack with protein, water, and salt. And will help me keep going.

  • @redemption156 go fuck urself fag. hes a legend and better than u at every motherfucking thing u can think of.fucking keyboard warrior

  • @redemption156 Oh,come on ...that doesn't make you smart ! And I don't know why people like such foolish comments that doesn't make sense at all !

  • @aribasiddiqui100 its called a sense of humour, nothing wrong with banter....dont take yourself to seriously

  • he's so hard nut, look, not even a hoodie in the rain. WOW

  • No more apple juice...

    Better drink my own piss.

  • Wow, he did a great job of fending off the deadly "Sheila".

  • I shat myself

  • have a juice in my hand, better drink my own piss

  • i bet bear is a nice and friendly guy !

  • man vs paparazzi

  • Man vs. Wild: London

  • If I saw Bear in real life I think I'd prolly faint, no joke xD

  • Wow he wasnt drinking his own piss.

  • Should've said "good protein".

  • God damn that must be exhausting...

  • bear grylls is awesome

  • He doesnt need an umbrella :D

  • That juice must have a lot of energy! 

  • @Inhellllolll and protein! 

  • Man Vs. City

  • look how he crossed the road in those conditions , they should have made a show about that

  • @74horizons then he drinks his own piss

  • @74horizons Yes hahhaa

  • @74horizons they have an ex marine as a stunt trainer 

  • @5bananas1 whatever that means

    

  • @WotansCry its one of the crew members are from the marines and they help bear grylls climb down chalenging stuff when also the crew set up safety lines all over the place and then edit over it so it looks like bear is for instance climbing un-assisted down vines off a tree that are going down a cliff you know :)

  • you can tell Bear truly loves what he does by the way he interacts with people/woman in society. He was born to teach and live within the nature of earth, live free

  • typical day ın london. Raınıng.

  • Leave Bear ALONEEEE ;(

  • @AnimusPipboy r u chris crocker?

  • @ILikeMusicAndPizza Nope i'm Britney Spears twin brother :D

  • What is he doing in the street? I was expecting him to sit in a tree, naked eating bark.

  • @Exarch4 Lmao.. best comment ever.

  • @Exarch4 Lmao.. best comment ever.

  • nicest guy . Would be nice to see him survive in the middle of the pacific ocean. Has he done that gig before?

  • @CarlosMarioMedellin yeah he did actually. it was gross, he made a home made enema of bird poop.

  • the best thing to come out of England since our language.

    And he's got nice teeth :)

  • well he is a normal guy ^^ strange to see him in public ^^

  • what's he doing out of the jungle? lol

    i love this guy.

  • @cherrycoke8464 he turned to the street jungle!

  • @cherrycoke8464 you mean out of the wild? :)

  • i was thinkin the other day if i saw bear grylls, id ask him if he wantsa go have a beer at the pub down the road :D"

  • @MrCesk123 i thought the exact same thing , thats a man you wanna get drunk with and tell storys !

  • Bear is awesome!

  • Just a simple man!! Great guy! =)

  • Bear is a great guy =) really nice!

  • Bear Grylls is the biggest badass in the world. like if you agree.

  • Bear Grylls needs no HOOD, RAIN IS GOOD ON FACE

  • bear grylls doesn't need an umbrella!!!

  • Great guy

  • he is so hard, he dosnt use a hood when it rains

  • awh... the large amount of young girls that'd give him there virginity.

  • check out his jeans and how short they are !

  • Man vs. Fan- Will he survive?!!?

  • Even if bear grylls is fake....at least he is still better than the couch potatoes or internet trolls that only knows how to whine about it...

    The part he climbs without real safety gear, eats all those crazy stuff and jumping into a freezing lake is good and real enough for me...

    It is still rather dissapointing though when i found out he was fake at some point...

    Overall, his show is entertaining and most of his stuns are real enough that non of you fags would ever dare to try..

  • he was wearing that jacket in ireland episode!

  • does he always have that rain jacket on?

  • man he really seems a nice guy man :)

    love hes show tough

  • New episode of Man Vs Wild: How to avoid being stalked by fans and how to look both ways before crossing the street.

  • he reminds me of Chuck Norris in some strange but convincing way! Maybe I'm mistaken due to lack of protein and vitamins! Guess i need a beetle larva which pound to pound contains 10 times as much protein as beef! ^_^

  • Now these fans have a good source of "vitiamin" C

  • i served in the British forces too, can i have be featured in a t.v show as well

  • so cool

  • what juice is it?

  • @74icup Freshly squeezed elephant dung

  • @74icup Elephant shit.

  • he should have turned the umbrella upside down to get rain water, then build a shelter next to that tree.

  • @SyNFuLCreations hahahaha

  • @01brownman 188 Winchester st.

    -_____-

  • little does anybody know but that is the same jacket bear wore when he crawled inside the mangled sheep carcass. What a sneaky sneaky bear

  • lol, so awesome how everyone is wearing a hood or walking with and umbrella, but bear dosent give a shit lol

  • @ATEAMZZZZ90786987645 The rain is nothing for Bear, according to what he's been through

  • If he wasn't married, I bet he'd get so much erm, tail, if you know what I mean!

  • He seems like such a nice guy :D Even though he eats...shit. Literal shit :P

  • Anckle Swingers lmao bless him i bet people dont live him alone thats one thing that sucks about fame, you dont get any privasy:(

  • watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is He's fake,Get used to it.

  • Its like watching the gods returning from battle...

  • Only Bear could look cool in those jeans.

  • @ReconRaptor it´s probably from his wife

  • Lol look at him, the weather bothers everyone, exept one. hes the man!

  • Thats my husband... >.>

  • hes a fake seriously i seen a video on youtube he was saying its a realy dangerous place and hes in the midle of no where and the camera turned around and ther was a main road ther with lots of carrs seriously serch for it...

  • @abysalM0nkey

    dude shut up...

    everyone knows he is with a crew the only thing he wants to do is to show you how to survive if you encounter yourself in a situation like that...

    just hating man go a make a life for yourself...

  • I was her. Shit yeah.

  • @tjdrummer13 Really that was you? You're hot! Really.

  • @TheMaximomex Should totes bang then. Or not.

  • @tj drummer 13 What do you mean? I dont understand. explain Please.

  • @TheMaximomex I'm not even sure. I'm going to go hang a lobster from my penis.

  • @tjdrummer13 shit I though you were a girl, OH man Im gross out!!

  • I think he cant get normaly in the shop to buy something withoaut an obstacle in the way! 

  • if you look very close....the rain gets out his way.....so yeh...think about it :)

  • @pk4z2 fuck you you.... fuuuuckin CUNT!!!

  • it's impossible not to love this guy

  • Is Bear Grylls big in America?

  • @andysanj Hell yeah :) I love all of his shows new season starts Wednesday at 9Pm EST time here in America

  • @freedomfighter2578 What season is he on?

  • @andysanj I have no clue lol

  • @andysanj No judging by the double decked bus, he's in England.

  • @ReDRain919 You didn't quite understand my question. I didn't ask if he was in America, I asked if he was big in America meaning is he popular..