Dumb and dumber

[wizdoomb]

I can't see any bet on the river making sense. It looks like an error but when all I said and done only another A would confidently make that call. It would put pressure on K though hindsight.

[7500palm]

4 x 6 at the flob :O

[b1nside]

why did the "dumb dumb dumb" music stop? i was enjoying lol...

[Ju4k0x]

thanks you for uploading it in 1080p 3d full hd!

[lookaguru]

great quality

[Izaak247]

He shud of gone all in

[thisfuckinsucks1]

dude i mean the first time that happened to me i was also confused but comeon these are proffessionals!

[leivadaros]

if i had a dollar for every FPS of this video.... i'd have a penny ~_~

[stinky472]

Kristy's mistake is understandable but rather goofy for a pro. It's a pretty rare situation to see quads on the board. Chad's mistake is just painful.

[kitsune090]

u are dumb too...

[Izaak247]

Fucking retards omfg they r fucking dumb. The guy cud ship it and end the match v that spaz. Omfg so fuming dumb

[MegaTriumph1]

Most likely had sex after the show.

[R088O]

any A in heads up is good....

[VicenzoV]

I don't think they should allow kickers to play when there's quads on board. Apparently it's confusing. 

[MrTyronePimp]

and dumbest is the guy who uploaded the video....sync the audio and get ur stupid little captions off the video

[LowStackTom]

@MrTyronePimp I must agree, although i think the captions quite funny.

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[icesin05]

Lol at the guy sleeping haha

[IcyHotExtraStrength]

he might have forgot that this was NLH

[dh144498]

come on guys chad brown played it safe he was afraid of 5 sixes.

[StinkiwinkiPoo]

haha jeah the 5th six... would be great xDDD

[Mauroyasha]

That's a perfect title

[UndercoverLdn]

Dumb (Chad Brown) Dumber (Kristy) Actually quite dumb too (Video uploader).... seriously this is the worst video ever....

[Chesster6969]

so this video sucks. just bad. Audio doesn't match video. Please don't post more videos. Thanks.

[22hijacker22]

OMG fish!

[123serg123]

lol i knockout kristy on ftp she is a donkey!!

[verziniknogwel]

nice streaming ! :(

[Juntahh]

yeah this makes me wanna punch both of these idiots lol

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[CrowServo3000]

this is why i dont play holdem, its so full of idiots, stud and lowball games are so much better

[fritzov]

@CrowServo3000 you have any idea who Chad Brown is?. He is one of the best stud players in the world.

[degenerate82]

@fritzov

lol

[fritzov]

@degenerate82 he's prop one of the best stud players in the world. But sure call him a donkey.

[degenerate82]

@fritzov

meh I've played high stakes poker for years. He's good but lacks the elite abilities to be a world class stud player.

[IAmInPartyMode]

Why have you edited this video in slow motion?

[knightofsx33]

well like the assholes say they prob got more money than any of u can make all ur life ...... and now plp are agreeing with donky plays lmao

[9x19mmProductions]

Chad Brown actually played this hand the worst... i mean why would he check the nuts... even assuming he did put his opponent on the same hand... did he think the dealer was going to take RAKE?

The dumb broad, thru her own stupidity, actually lost the minimum.

[hizoka11]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzz rules!

[soulfoodmarketing]

LOL

[bamboo]

they ust have drunk somme retardex

[VinzorBE]

well he knew he prolly wasnt getting called by a worse and so whats the point in betting... but yeh, kinda unnececary or however thats written, lol

[blaupunkt600]

that "dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb" at the end is so hilarious xD

[random234]

He thought maybe she had 5 6's?

But in all seriousness, he could've been playing poorly to try to trick the other player? Mike Caro was known to have played like a donk to make people think he didn't know how to play..

[infinitytru]

holy fucking shit what a couple of retards

[HyDl2ALiSk]

lol hahaha

[MrGnomemeat]

40k bet OTT..come the fk on gazes. Checking the flop is SOOOOOO BAD.

This video is pathetic in so many ways. Not sure how much Brown started the hand with but I don't blame him too much for calling IP with A2s.

[thedreamdealer]

This was the National headsup arse tourney!

[tommy444able]

pair of cunts

[VacuumCat]

pros? i don't see pros here

[proudfoot25]

@VacuumCat its sarcasm

[BigSamFoSho]

So wearing shades when playing poker doesn't make you better... interesting

[MrGnomemeat]

@BigSamFoSho I laugh at people that wear sunglasses at the table. How would it make you better? Is that your argument? If you know where your balls are and know how to play poker, you don't wear shades. With the exception of a few big names, wearing sunglasses should not be allowed at the poker table. And yes I'm aware Mr. Ivey wore shades at points of the 2003ME.

[BigSamFoSho]

@MrGnomemeat I was joking you you dumbass

[91Holdem]

if he moved allin on the river she probably would of just instant called it thinking its a guarenteed split lol that would fuuny,,,,,,,,,why the fuk r they on heads up champions when they cant even play geezo

[Harlingtonjnr3]

'What was I thinking?'... eh you were not thinking. This is why they have a women's only tournie love. Stick to the mickey mouse ladies game.

[mrbm1619]

lol hehehehe!

[ervinkee]

nice video!

What are those two idiots doing in the national heads-up championship?

[jef1588]

girl says: why did you not bet on the river then he said: hmmm...hmmm...I though you had the ace......

Are you that dump or you were just lying cause you knew you were an idiot?? if she would of have an ace, would of be a split, you wanna bet on the river if you think the other one have the same hand as you...

[tazman9779]

she is a MORON and she thinks she is good lol

[NeonFlush44]

He should bet on the river... that was bad play...

[krmusicbird3]

Ahahahahahaha great video!!! =D

[jimmyh011]

nice check on the river chad

[AdmiralTaran]

ROFL, I played my very first poker hand better than these guys... like I know someone who just started playing poker and he's better than both these guys combined...

[whoshotya7]

WTF!???? no bet on the river with tha ace??? YOU DUMBFUCK

[ElPeejerino]

The main mistake is that her head wasn't smashed into a rock when she was born (you know, Spartan style). Saying that, those Spartans were all a bunch of bummers anyways, so what did they know?

Maybe she did bang her head early on in life and that's the problem?

Seriously though, the play pre-flop was fine and heads up Ax and a medium PP are very good hands ... as soon as that fourth 6 came though lol ... I mean ... dang.

Her fucking laugh pissed me off too. Get a fucking clue pet.

[jukeboxflip]

haha i like how you put that song from a south park episode at the end. "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!!"

[torptorptorptorp]

what a joke she is

[carusoson]

The singing at the end was the most ridiculous unfunny thing I have ever heard

[PG1337ify]

@carusoson HAHA good comment

[boonce88]

These are some pretty serious errors. This video is very patronising and childish though. Everyone makes mistakes.

[RUFFRYDAZz]

actually any ace heads up is a good hand

[ztrinx1]

Omg.. I don't know who is more stupid..

[SmokeYourGanjaRaw]

ugly bitch

[ivartheboneless83]

pwhahahahahahahahahah

[BMason3604]

Wow.... There is no reason you don't bet on the river there with an ace... You can't lose.

But really they played preflop like they should have. But she should have never called on the turn, unless she was thinking of bluffing the river.

[SurvivingTheHorizon]

i think he was afraid of quint sixes

[perturber]

wow 2 bad players, they both did not know what they had in the end. maybe it was the fat clogging up her brain.

[tomkelly111]

awkward ....

[makavelismith]

haha ok i just watched the rest of the video... my god what a stupid bitch.

[makavelismith]

heads up pocket 9's is well worth a raise. nothing wrong with starting off on A 2 suited sometimes too...

[sooot175]

lmao womans an idiot, dudes a bigger idiot for not value betting that river, probs coulda shoved and gotten a call lmao

[EgoSumIndigentia]

Before the flop, she should have never lost the pot. After the turn, she should have never been able to see a showdown. All because she slow played the house, and because the guy doesn't know poker.

[gregorjust1985]

FAT COW, have so much money and dont know how to spell poker... omgf i hate this shit

[DZG]

hahahaha idiots

[dmanschaumbizzie]

HAHHAAHAHA funny shit

[UndercoverLdn]

Gazes: hihihihih

dumb bitch

[golfmaniac007]

how does she get into this tournament?

[SurvivingTheHorizon]

he makes the worst play even if she does have an ace maybe, he thought she had quints

[Dadge42]

yeah pretty stupid to make a mistake like this on tv... you'd think you'd bring your A game to this shit.

[chris31515]

Um.. that was a pretty standard heaps up match only mess up was on the river and he said he put her on an ace too... i dont think this video warrents the slandering of these players, maybe the poster should study up on his heaps up play.

Heads up AX suited.. gold Heads up pocket 9's as good as queens in a regular game.. just to save ya time limpfold There isnt an X card that means ace anything suited dipshit.

[vince117]

@chris31515 "put her on an ace". that's a dumb excuse after he realised his mistake, the only thing dumber being his play after the river. What if she didnt have an ace, despite his "genius read" of her hand? He should bet on the river, because she cant win the hand, she can only split it even if she had an ace. Moreover, he could have (and maybe should have) even re-raised on the turn instead of calling, if he was clever enough to see that she didnt understand she was beaten by the nuts

[flag918]

what a big dumbs

[goblew14]

I love how the guy that edited this thinks hes the shit but in reality hes editing a poker even though this woman is retarted

[mindofmorrison]

I dont think dums and dumber is accurate at all..you act like its fucking impossible for somone to check the nuts...its called trapping you stupid asshole..sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt..thats poker.

[thetshirtblog]

@mindofmorrison Checking in position on the river usually doesn't work as a trap.

[Beskrock]

LOL!

Perfect comment for this video.

LOL!

I have a no education policy for bad poker players so i'll just leave it at lol.

[CiPhEr505]

@mindofmorrison How do you trap on the river, with the nuts, last to play? Amazed that someone defended this shit

[smithy5pg]

Trapping?? he checked the nuts at the end !

[premed182001]

your an idiot. He was last to act. You never check the nuts in last position on the river. De De De

[vince117]

@mindofmorrison go read your Poker for Dummies again. You can't trap by checking when you are the last one to act on the river, dumbass. Trapping presupposes that the opponent has to act next or that further betting rounds remain

[vince117]

@mindofmorrison go read your Poker for Dummies again. You can't trap by checking when you are the last one to act on the river, dumbass. Trapping presupposes that the opponent has to act next or that further betting rounds remain

[anphelps27]

Holy shit. That was pretty dumb. Love the add on comments of the audience. Poker is not that fun to watch i guess when you cant see the players cards. LOL

[mediateh2000]

i knocked her out from a tournament on ftp :D and i got a t-shirt and my buyin back HA !! :))))) stupid players :p

[voiceismine]

i knocked her in bed & lost my t-shirt so....... good 4 u

[matdevil01]

What a check!

[kodzillah]

LOL man if he thought she had an ace it dont matter it wouldve been a split anyhow? he shouldv pushed haaard for the pot and possibly a bit more., we both have quads? duhhh watta a dumb bitchhahaha she playin four card texas holdem' hahaha man i cant believe they playing at such a level with this soughta gameplay, hahahhaa great video ...

p.s to (dealer) HELLO we both have quads whatta u doin?

[satuyangkinaban70]

whoever posted this video knows nothing about poker strategies. you are dumber.

[kalee6]

@satuyangkinaban70 why do u think whoever posted this vid does not know about poker strategy? I think u r the one who doesnt know shit

[chafe11]

She gives hope to the rest of us.

[Anderie88]

Checking the nuts is really stupid, but she would have folded to a bet anyway, so it doesn't change things...

[imluvinyourmum]

maybe not, remember she was confused that she had lost, maybe would have called thinking she had a full house

[tmwceltic]

No she wouldn't. She said herself that "they both have quads". That guy should have thrown in a decent sized bet, he had nothing to lose. She is just an idiot.

[kalee6]

@Anderie88 I think she would have called there. She even thought it was a chop after the showdown

[str4liferob]

she thought it was a split

[timothysplinter]

This is probably a mistake under the pressure... to call these people "dumb and dumber" is a bit much because they play poker at such a level that is worth pointing a pro-camera at. It takes skills (and luck) to reach that level... Although they both made a mistake :-)

[infinitytru]

@timothysplinter they are just idiots with money, not pro poker players

[fritzov]

@infinitytru so Chad Brown is not a poker pro?. LOL

[lordaeron86]

the beginning text in the video is retarded. if you don't raise A2s on the button heads up you're a donk and should quit poker. 3betting with pocket 99s when the blinds are shallow hoping to get it in preflop is also completely standard.

[SHURIKPT]

LOL

thats funny!

[foramuricy]

Lol. Now i can REALLY say that i play better than a pro. WTF. How many hands has she played in her life? You r a pro and dont know the basic? I think in her mind quads with a pair makes a super-duper-full-house, better than a royal flush. That was a damn cooler. He had also a SDFH, 666622.

If the board came 6666 on the turn at any table of Poker Stars or Full Tilt, all the idiots would say: blabla rigged.

BTW, good video editing.

[hunikat]

NLHE is about having the best 4-card hand and NOT the best 5-card hand! So it was a split!

Someone should really call the police and get these scam-players arrested! OMFG that was some rigged shit!

[mickymacky02]

y the fuck would she not bet that flop? fckin fullhuse, then 6 comes on the turn if chad calls, and she can slow down, man she should not be a pro.. i mean wtf im way fckin better player than her, chad brown is the nuts but fck kristy gazes?? god she needs to quit poker

[Doppe1ganger]

Omg lol, they must be pretty tired.

[hexman2209]

The girl is dumb because once that 4th hit on the turn he should have known the nutts is quad 6's WITH AN ACE KICKER..I dont think the guy is to dumb because I think he checked cause he assumed she had an ace to.

[padperson]

tragic...

[ltothekay]

:D hard fail

[fusionrock666]

que pendejos

[smirko]

from the guys PersPective his check at the end wasnt dumb ...

[peder1234]

@smirko checking the nuts isnt dumb??????? your a fuckwit

[smirko]

the way the donk ( girl) Played the hand it wouldve been sPlit Pot anyways and i cant imagine she woulda called ANY_THING on the river without an ace so stfu donk

[peder1234]

so when holding the nuts you shouldnt bet on the river?? all in, value bet, over bet?? so you should check?? you dumb motherfucker you fucking cocksucker

[rrrargh]

I think what you wanted to say was : The was the donk ( girl ) played the hand it was pretty obvious that she would have called an All-in because she though she had the nuts, and the guy check with the nuts because he though ... I don't even know what he though...

[smirko]

Yes and because it was so obvious that she would call an all in the guy MUST think that she also got an ace u undestand? it wouldve been split pot anyways so from the guys perspective he though he KNEW that there wouldnt be any more value in the hand anyways. If that hand wouldve been played any other way without the stupid donk girl, i dont think any player wouldve called anything on the river without an ace its no brainer to fold there

[rrrargh]

I fully understand what you just said, but i would want to play some poker with you if you think checking with the nuts isn't a bad play.

[smirko]

you obv didnt understand me at all if u say that imo u another random donk i would crush at the table.. i play sng's with winning rate of 18%, so u better gtfo biatch

[qqleq2]

It's called slowplaying. Look it up in a poker glossary.

[rrrargh]

Lol? Checking on the river with the nuts ( on position ) is slow playing...ok!

[qqleq2]

You're right. I didn't see this was a reaction on the previous reactions. I thought it was a standalone reaction. And I thought you meant _her_ check with the full house - at that moment the nuts. Which is - come to think of it - nonsense as well - he might have had a better pair. So I misread, I misinterpreted and misposted. Brrrr. That's why I my winnings are so small - I judge too fast.

[rrrargh]

+1 ( thumbs up ), not everyone can say that they made a mistake. Good for you!

[olsvoll93]

@rrrargh slow play, he checket behind her. But if the taught she had an ace, why dident he go all in, its the ultimate freeroll!

[samueljue]

@rrrargh he woulda also gotten a penalty if this was at the Worlds series of poker

[vidrikvello]

@samueljue No he wouldnt there isnt any point in colluding at heads up (offcourse if she pays him to lose)