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  • 0:42

    Thor: BITCH, PLEASE.

  • HAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRR­RR

  • this scene NEVER get's old XD

  • May 4, 2012 Avengers, marvel super heroes, action adventure sci-fi movie. All-star cast is Robert Downey Jr Iron Man, Chris Evans Captain America, Mark Ruffalo Hulk, Chris Hemsworth Thor, Scarlett Johansson Black Widow, Jeremy Renner Hawkeye. Samuel L Jackson is Nick Fury the director of peacekeepers agency S.H.I.E.L.D. to save planet earth. Gwyneth Paltrow Pepper Potts, Stellan Skarsgard Prof Selvig, Gregg Clark Agent Coulson screenplay is by Zak Pen and Director Joss Whedon bravo thank you.

  • Kat Dennings and Natalie Portman, brilliant actresses!

  • I totally know CPR too!

  • "You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a-" *gets electrocuted by the taser gun* Note in the hospital clip that he never finished whatever he was going to say just like in this clip.

  • Alright, I've been sitting back smoking my pipe, wondering who's the toughest of all these tough guys; who would you want on your side if there were no weapons involved, against an unknown opponent? THOR, MAXIMUS DECIMUS MERIDIUS, JOHN RAMBO, BILLY JACK, JASON BOURNE, WILLIAM WALLACE, ACHILLES, BUFORD PUSSER, OR CHUCK NORRIS? Once again, no weapons and an unknown opponent.

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  • HURRRRRRRRR DUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR EEEEEERRRRPPPPP!

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  • Honestly. Darcy was my favorite character in this entire movie. 

  • fake and gay, if butterbean could stand the tazer, mighty thor would to ;D

  • August 12, 2011 thru August 17, 2011 Our Blue Canoe Pacific Voyagers or Vaka are on shore at Monterey. August 17, 2011 thru August 19, 2011 Vaka are at sea Monterey to Los Angeles. August 19, 2011 Vaka are shore in Paradise Cove, Malibu. August 20, 2011 Vaka are on shore at Cabrillo Beach, Los Angeles. August 20, 2011 thru September 4, 2011 Vaka are at sea Los Angeles, Santa Catalina, and Islands off San Diego. September 4, 2011 Vaka are on shore in San Diego, bravo encore Marvel Thor 2.

  • Don't thou tase me brother!

  • August 2, 2011 Pacific Voyagers are anchored in Bolinas Bay had epic Pacific Crossing in twenty-two days arrived San Francisco Bay safely by 4:00PM. July 11, 2011 we stand up paddle surfed with Pierce BrosnanOBE on Hanalei Bay, Kauai Hawaii USA. We meet Pacific Voyagers Our Blue Canoe cast Faun of Samoa, Fiji crew, Captain Duncan and Brendan of New Zealand, Solomon crew and Captain Peia Patai and crew of Cook Islands. Marvel Thor is amazing and soon Thor2 will be awesome.

  • I love Darcy's justification for tassering him. "He was freaking me out!"

  • just saying...shouldn't thor know what realm he's in?

  • @Xcoming2, no, because he was never on earth anytime before Odin casted him out in the comics.See, and that explains that Thor was not in the Incredible Hulk movie. Fans are trying to prove the theory that Thor was in the movie.other facts, is that it's not raining in this scene, but yet it was raining in the cave scene of the hulk movie.Also we all saw the light from the opened bifrost here in this movie when Thor was casted out,and we didn't see the light in the hulk movie.

  • I'm Thor.

    You're Thor?

    Well, it hurts.

  • @imdb88 My sisters quoted that when I mentioned this movie was gonna be playing at my college, LOL

  • "Does he need CPR, because i totally know CPR"

    lol, that'd be me XD

  • HAMMAH?!!?

  • since thor can make his hammer come to him at any time y didnt he just do that in the first place

  • @Kablooie99 Weren't you paying attention? Odin stripped Thor of all his powers before he dumped him on Earth.

  • @Kablooie99 no, odin had took away his powers.

  • @Kablooie99, because he was powerless most of the time on earth.

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  • Comic releif came a little too often in this movie. That was my only problem with it.

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  • does the traytube really work or is it a virus?

  • HAHAHAHAHA funniest video I've seen in a while!

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  • THOR IS RAD!!!!!!!

  • that guy is freaking tall.

  • THOR = BRAD FROM HOME & AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol that was great, u dare threaten me Thor with such a puny weap....zzzzzpppppp

  • the god of thunder got tazed

  • the ending was hilarious lol.

  • Movie was awesome. My fav was Hiemdell, Thor, and Thors red-bearded friend.

  • @tokyoking2 You mean Volstagg? Yeah, he was completely awesome too.

  • his voice... wow!

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  • Loki sends the Destroyer after him... and all he really needed to do was buy a tazer.

  • ha! That's great!

  • She need a T-Shirt "I Tazed Thor, God of Thunder"

  • "What? He was freaking me out." LMAO

  • May 16, 2011 Congratulations Endeavour, Fantastic NASA, Mission Commander Mark Kelly, Space and Earth crew all the best to the best heroes thank you.

  • 0:05 lol

  • me and ma friend just went to see this movie, we had to leave because of 'HAMMER,HAMMER' :P so funni. snuck back in tho :) good movie :P

  • Puny weapon, huh? Doesnt say much for a god, does it?

  • Hew was freaking me out! Thats a good enough reason to taze someone right?

  • HEY THOR! I don't know if the bifrost is open but my legs are ;D

  • @bkteddybecks thor doesnt like fat chicks

  • @cwj415 good...cause i'm not :D

  • @bkteddybecks OMG! LOL

  • I'm Going To See This Movieee On Fridaaay Is It Borinqq Or Guud ?

  • Thor: U can't touch this

    Darcy: *zap*

  • this movie was amazzzzzzzzzzzing cant wait to get it on dvd

  • I can see this movie a freaking million times just to see Chris Hemsworth over and over. Being that perfect most be illegal.

  • Darcy is absolutely hilarious. Kat Dennings did a great job representing her character.

  • wow, if he needs CPR i know totally CPR! XDDD

  • I kind of wish they'd shown the three of them, or probably two of them, trying to drag Thor to the van.

  • Did he died??

  • this movie is just awesome in every sense

  • umm... so i've heard from Shane Dawson that Natalie Portman does not have boobs at all. Is that true?

  • everyone is saying Thor is the best Marvel movie sence the first spider man, thats saying somthing. beating out iron man and everything else.

  • love his accent :P

  • I'm sorry but does anyone else see the humor of Thor: Lord of Storms being tazed?

  • @RenjiAbarai777 on superhero sunday on FX last sunday I couldn't stop laughing. I was thinking "Oh god the god of Thunder brought down by his own element? Sad..."

  • @RenjiAbarai777 His father ODIN stripped him of his power and sent him to earth. When he was tazed, he was just as vulnerable as an ordinary human.

  • @saurian11 I know that, I'm just commenting on the humor of the situation

  • @RenjiAbarai777 Ok, sorry about that.

  • DONT TAZE ME BRO!

  • I lol'd so much during this movie.. :D " My friends! I'm a man" :D:D:D:D:D

  • this proves that the cheesy "oh no this is earth isn't it?" isn't in the final cut because he is asking what realm he's in.

  • Knew he'd be in it lmao

  • Wonder where Stan will show up in this movie...? He's been in almost all of the modern incarnations.

  • @DMoore6977 *SPOILERS* He's in a scene where a bunch of local hillbillies are trying in vain to lift Thor's hammer, which has also landed in the desert.

  • @DMoore6977 He is one of the populace trying to lift thor's hammer. he used a truck.

  • thor, the god of thunder, defeated by a taser

  • DID IT WORK?!

  • Adorable.

  • xD xD whut it wus freacking me out : and natalie's face 0:48 xD xD

  • yes because in the real world scientist always carry stun guns, and they sizzle whoever they think freaks them out -___-

  • the animal magnestism chris oozes with makes me faint. *swoons

  • gooo muvie

  • aweasome movie......

    

  • HAMMER! HAMMER! 

  • @NocheeseSherlock Yeah, we can tell you're hammered pretty badly.

  • Keep pressing 3 on your keyboard fast.

  • I am so very happy they kept the way Thor speaks!!!!! I know longer care about anything they changed because Thor is awesome!

  • thor: now that I have my powers back there is one thing I can do, that I should do for a long time

    jane: kill loki?

    thor: no, kill the bitch who tazed me

  • "You can't just tase people!" Because you think its funny!" lol

  • @TheUnseenMovieLover

    i think i was mostly talking about the comic relief sidekick, cause believe me, i have loved chris hemsworth for a long time. natalie portman is a bit more eh, but she looks ok in this

  • u dare threaten thor with so puny ahahahahahah UV BIN TASED BITCH lmao

  • oh my god I'm gonna see it tomorrow (it only started today in Austria) can't wait. :-) oh ... and I so don't care if it is going to be crap. :-)

  • That comic relief side kick of Jane Foster's is going to get really obnoxious really fast, but I've read reviews saying they don't go too far with the comedic side of this movie, so I'll just see it anyway and hope she becomes less important throughout the film...

  • Don't you dare be a SUCK marvel movie! Thor was so puny... urrgghh...

  • 'he's fine'

    'open the bifrost!'

    'hospital, you go, i'll stay'

    jajajajaja epic

  • none of us can act, hooray!

  • @banananer16 Uh.... Have you seen the movie? If not, lay the f**k off! I saw Thor two days ago, and it's awesome, but one of the reasons it's awesome is that the acting is sensational. There's not one bad performance in this movie. Everybody, from Chris Hemsworth as Thor to Rene Russo in her brief screen time as Thor and Loki's mother, does an amazing job. My favourite would have to be Tom Hiddleston, who brings great complexity to the character of Loki; he's an incredible bad guy.

  • @banananer16

    You are joking right? If you're not then idiot you are.

  • TROLOLOL

    "hammer... hammer!"

    "yeah, we can tell you're hammered"

  • you dare threaten me?? *TAZES* what he was freaking me out

  • @jam4798 yeah, i think we all saw that.....and?

  • This is a GREAT movie. Much better than I was expecting. And a surprisingly international cast, with Chris Hemsworth (Australia), Anthony Hopkins (Wales), Tom Hillesdale (Britain), Stellan Skarsgard (Sweden) and more. Big thumbs up to Marvel for this one.

  • "Hammer, hammer!"

    "Yeah we can see your hammerd"

    LOL, I bet she's the wacky one of the bunch

  • I guess the excuse for the taser having any effect is he misplaced mjolnor (spelling?).

  • @xDrCo0lx

    Mjolnir. And, if they're following the comics, Thor has been placed in a mortal's body by Odin, which is why the taser would have effect.

  • I guess the excuse is he misplaced mjolnor (spelling?).

  • You dare taser Thor??!!

  • God of thunder taken out by a taser.. Perhaps he should be the god of irony.

  • Please don't suck. PLEASE. I WANT A GOOD MARVEL MOVIE

  • Taser 1, Thor 0

  • "You dare threaten me, Thor, with what puny--"

  • This is what's called a lousy first impression.

  • as much as thor getting tazed is kinda weak. its kinda funny

  • The bloke that plays Thor is an Aussie! OH YEAH! XD

  • Will May 6th hurry up and get here already....

  • @yodudewassp thor did something and called his father "an old man and a fool" odin because he is a god decided he would throw thor down to earth and take away his power, and it is implied that thor endangered asgaurd and that loki has something to with it just watch the first trailer

  • thor es el mejor

  • there they go again with the funny shit!!

  • HAMMER TIME!

  • @yodudewassp Apparently, based on the little story given in the previous trailers, Thor unleashed some kind of threat to Asgard by accident, and as Sir Anthony is playing Odin, it was his job to punish Thor. It's most likely a result of Loki being tricky but it could just as easily have been Thor just being cocky. It wasn't 100% clear, what we do know is that Thor has legitimately dishonored himself.

  • From Odin himself: "I NOW TAKE FROM YOU YOUR POWER!!"

    NOW SHUT UP

  • lol The realm of New Mexico

  • He has no power couse need his hammer ??

  • @galenstar21 In some comics yes! But just because his father take away his powers and change him into human form.

  • @galenstar21 sort of thor had to prove himself worthy of using his hammer and the power to control lighting he can use some power without it but because odin took his power away he will need the hammer to regain the power it gives him. without hammer he is strong but the hammer makes him a god

  • Thor: You dare threaten me with your puny weapon?

    Jane Foster: What?! He was freaking me out!

    I wish Thor got up used his hand and said: ______ now I'm gonna ____/freak you out!

    Sound better? I agree. Vote - thumbs up. You wanna vote down? Thor uses Miljonir and hits you in the chest.

  • Odin took away his powers, thats why he's getting pwned by a bunch of doctors and security guards. Did'n you guys see the reveal trailer!?

    Even though his powers is gone he still knows how to fight which is why he can take on a number of people. I think once he gets the Hammer, he will be back to his bad ass self.

  • MMMJJJJJJJOOOOOOLLLLLLLNNNNIII­IIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

  • i love natalie portmans face when the girl shoots thor!

  • what realm is this Álfheimr, Niflheimr

  • he seems to get knocked out quit alot as a human

  • @dayleomighty Yep, but he is not human.....

  • @MightyTrebor durrr yes he is, i'll you reply so i can shcool you some more

  • being sent to earth changes your clothing to

  • @Xander764 Um no, it doesn't that's the clothing he wears under his Asgardian armor DUH!

  • People don't know the real thor's stories do they? Odin, Father of Thor, strips off all his super powers and sends him down to earth for him to learn the values of life and stuff like that... THis scene here is what follows immediately after tehs tripping of power thingy... he is no stronger than a mere mortal now... I am guessing he has to do something to earn his powers back...

  • this movie's gonna be good

  • Im excited about the movie, but seriously, why is there at least one person in some action/comic book/adventure movie that has to be annoying as hell!!

    Maybe the movie will overshadow her, and I hope it will. If it doesn't, hollywood directors need to get their heads out of their arses and realise that comic relief in movies like these just shouldn't work (at least keep it to a minimum).

  • @Batpod05 Are you talking about Kat Dennings? Yeah. She's extremely annoying. So far the Asgard clips seem alot better then the Earth ones. This movie could be pretty good if they do it the right way.

  • I WANT THIS MOVIE NOW!

  • Damn bitch just going to ruin the movie with her lame jock's -_-

  • wow...ironic

  • Did people really think they wouldn't go the comedy route with the whole fish out of water with Thor on Earth? Most of the Marvels movies had comedy in them, I still laugh just thinking about that freeze frame scene in Spiderman 2. Some people just need to stop bithing based on 53 sec's of one scene and reserve judgment until they see the full movie.

  • @TheDalinkwent Y'damn right they do.

    And which freeze frame was that?

  • @TheDalinkwent Oh wait, I know the frame you mean now. Just after class with Doc Connors. "Nothin's worryin'... meeee." That one, right?

  • @0g0dn0, YEA!!! that scene still gets me.

  • @TheDalinkwent I still get a laugh at that scene where Spidey takes the elevator up...lol

  • @TheDalinkwent

    you said it :)

  • @TheDalinkwent your like one of the staffs whos job is to sell this movie

  • @TheDalinkwent  whats the freeze frame scene?cant remember..and yeah..this movies rocks!!!!!

  • You dare threaten me THOR who no puny....(shoots tazer) LOL!!

  • lol was thor wearing those clothes in asgard

  • this looks like a fail even the new clip they release when he fights int he mud is lame, his acting is as worst as Home and away.

  • Amah! Amah!

  • "hammer!!!! where arrrreeeee yoooooouuuuuu"

  • So far I've liked the parts taking place in Asgard better.

  • hahaha i think this movie will be bigger than green lantern