How To Beat Your Kids

[coolpopstar987789]

"And if their bottom has exploded it is just a common side effect" lol

[kaleighrenaesite]

ALL you people are Sick minded ! This video came up from watching lyrics to Just to see you smile- Tim McGraw!

Why the fuck would you watch something like this even if it were some fake shit ? The fact you are here to watch some child get beat, is wrong in so many ways. Go to hell assholes.

[bunniesrthebest]

PIMP SLAP!

[se7enspeaker]

He just got Fus Ro Dah'd!

[LadyGagaLoveu45]

Who would do/say such HORSE SHIT! I DISAGREE

[lilxrawrzx10]

y the fuck would u post a video of how to beat ur kids?!

[freshtildeathonline]

@lilxrawrzx10 This was a satire of Jamaican stereotypes....

[lilxrawrzx10]

@freshtildeathonline still u dont post videos of how to beat ur kids

[freshtildeathonline]

@lilxrawrzx10 Says who? This is YouTube where there is freedom to create comedic work and other creative material. But hey, everyone is free to laugh at what they want. Peace

[lilxrawrzx10]

@freshtildeathonline so what if its Youtube? its wrong to show how to beat kids! haven't u learned anything, that beating someone is wrong?

[freshtildeathonline]

@lilxrawrzx10 In many cultures parents beat their kids (not abuse) so right and wrong in that case is debatable. As for this video, it was an exaggerated comedy based on the JAMAICAN culture where parents beat their kids. And if you watched the video, you'd see that this was not to be taken seriously. You understand or no?

[lilxrawrzx10]

@freshtildeathonline i understand but this aint exaggerated comedy! its still wrong i know its not abuse well sorta, but no matter what culture u dont hit your kids, Jamaican or not u dont hit kids

[freshtildeathonline]

@lilxrawrzx10 It was exaggerated if you saw the vid. It's not you who determines what's right or wrong in other cultures. Many people will say spanking your kids is a good thing in raising them even in American culture. It's a matter of opinion in this case. But I can't change your mind or force you to see the comedic element of this spoof video. The video is what it is, so we'll have to agree to disagree if you think this was a serious video.

Peace man

[lilxrawrzx10]

@freshtildeathonline yeah i thought it was serious so what? and im not a man so just stfu. im sick and tired of u ppl on here that think soo better and more smart then everyone!

[freshtildeathonline]

@lilxrawrzx10 I'm explaining to you that this was not serious, because you thought it was. Man was just a generic term used because you don't have a profile pic. No I don't think that I'm better or smarter, I was just explaining to you what this video was about. I'm not hear to argue, I'm just stating my stance, just like you were stating yours. This was a conversation, so no hard feelings, even though we disagree. That's all

[lizbear2323]

yeah u r



[freshtildeathonline]

Are people just dumb or what? This video is a JOKE and is poking fun at stuff in the Jamaican culture. It's NOT serious! How in the world could you actual think this is promoting child abuse? Did you even watch the video?

To all that understood the comedy in this, the above comments don't apply to you ; )

[moriangie]

@freshtildeathonline I understood the comedy of it. It was funny. It was entertaining. And for once..I AM NOT on the weird side of youtube haha

[lizbear2323]

sick u r sick out of ur head idot u r stop abusing kids or im calling the police ok got it sick persen

[lizbear2323]

ur sick y would someone do that stop abusing kids if u dont im calling the police

[lizbear2323]

ur sick dude

[lizbear2323]

i should call the police u r sick in the head its cold obviously u r too dumb to notice how much troubul u can get in if someone spilled anything about the video its not funny its child abuse so if u put this video on it means u probly beat ur kids

[Thescxichick]

U guys are hot.

[jaimiebrown20]

this is retarded. if you had any sence you wouldent be teaching poeple to abuse your kids.

[cookiesrule317]

these ppl make me fuckin sick....

[ThatBrettKid]

@cookiesrule317 Just because your parents tell you that all the time, doesn't mean you should tell everyone else that.

[Detheven]

For fuck's sake people, it's supposed to be humorous. 9___9

My mom had a good way of shutting me up. Out of nowhere she'd backhand me in the lips with her knuckles. This usually happened when we were out shopping somewhere & I was crying over something or other. Shut me RIGHT up.

[Angelpie500]

BLOWWY!!!!!!!!!!!

[00BuCkErZ00]

I liked this video before it started playing

[margaritocolocho]

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[poopshootlicker]

i came here for the pic

[horsegirl0522]

thats mean and abusing to ''beat'' ur kids''

[11TheHits]

WOW!!!....i dont really think thats funny you guys are sick ...:/

[freshtildeathonline]

@11TheHits And you must be "sicker" for actually thinking this was a serious video : /

Relax a little

[joshmcgovern135]

LOLOL

[BARBIE26ish]

this was funny

[XxXxXWaffleXxXxX]

Hilarious.

[brennonclaudio22]

wtf do u thinku r!!!!!! my dads a cop they will find u

[prettygurlswaggin14]

omfg racist

[skyrimboss115]

I actually like the intro.

[gryffn1]

fuck you stupid Jamaican fuck asses

[gina73ph]

u know what u know what ur lame!!!!!

[MrReport56]

2:53 WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF loooooooooooooooooooool

[TheMusicEloquence]

dude i dunno if its too late or what, but i started gasping laughing hard at 2:55 damn.. too freakin funny

[Vtkj16]

i gotta admit the intro song is realii catchii

[misskrismarie88]

so if you didn't get beat you'd be a WHITE man? lol sorry had to ^_^

[moriangie]

Call me a bad person but I totally agree with you! Why are there so many kids running around getting prego at 13 and screaming in stores? Parents can't even give a good ol' spankin anymore with out goin to jail for child abuse! Lol

[TheLizardKing1967]

Fuckin' blood clot Monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... IIIIIIIIIIIIIII Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. LOL

[hector052892]

2:41 doggy,

HOLY FUCK WHAT DID I JUST SAY..

[jabzfabz]

Controversial, i like it

[SuicidalSydnie]

LEEROY JENKINSSSSSS Oh.... wait.... wrong person xD

[dba123lv]

omfg what is wrong with u

1 min your making child abuse vids then your teaching people how to slap there kids man i feal sorry for your kids if u have eny.and yea your right what a man you turned out to be thats a good example why not to do it u childe abuser stop living in the past man.

[freshtildeathonline]

@dba123lv Umm you realize that this was a satire of growing up in a Jamaican home right? It is NOT to be taken seriously... "sigh"...

[Gothicgrl104]

Are all you guys idiots out there?This video is a comedy thing,Not to be taken seriously,Even i knew it was a comedy thing.Before you go hating on these people who love to make others laugh,Why dont you actually pay attention to info.Good videos guys i got a laugh.

[MostAdorabl3]

Momz Favorite Video -.-

[robytzu97]

any otter items XD omfg i love the accents

[blommor424]

fresh til deaT? O.o

[MinieTweedledum]

weres the dolls legs

[ThePrincesa1229]

Yeah man we from aruba you give us a good laugh

[samarda123sam]

this dude is funny but how the hell did i get here... one minute watching imvu creative people making some vids like the real thing and the next here ..

[123GirlPanda]

i dont know why but i was actualy laughing when he did the table thing with the doll thumbs up if you think so..

[roflwatanoob]

I think its funny, that beating your kids is bad. Im white, yet id beat my kids if they did something horrible. Grounding them wont work, beating there ass's will make them not do it again.

[cannedkitty]

seriously though whats the music in the intro?

[freshtildeathonline]

@cannedkitty A track I made years ago when I was fooling around with FL Studios

[MsTitch96]

hahahahaha funny shit :) xx

[lolalaaxaaaa]

hitting ur kids isnt child abuse

no hater but white ppl dont know how to keep their kids under control

black ppl hit their kids and they straighten up so yea call me racist but im not bc iall my friends r white

[pilten00]

@lolalaaxaaaa I totally agree I see more white kids acting a fool in the store then black kids. Down to throwing a fit on the floor. The little black kid no they going to get that ass beat when they get home. The little white kid they will get put in their room with their tv, games, phone, and computer

[lolalaaxaaaa]

@pilten00 its just stupid

if i did something like tht when i was a kid

i probably wouldnt be alive right now

my mom hit me with everything

cord curtains ladders shoes belts sticks glasses bottles of water her hand a remote

i got hit with anything tht was close to her

she tried to run me over one time bc i called her a bitch and said im running away

[lolalaaxaaaa]

@lolalaaxaaaa cords****

[CommentsSurvey]

@lolalaaxaaaa : Your mother was wrong for treating you this way. I know because I got treated the same way by both parents. Now they would be in jail. Thank God things have changed. Keep up your good work and don't let ANYONE get you down! No matter how mean they were or who they were: NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO MISTREAT YOU, OR ANYONE ELSE!

[lolalaaxaaaa]

@CommentsSurvey i already know

if someone wants to be a hater let them be i just ignore haters

if someone mistreated me or anything they ass would get fucked up

im crazy and everybody i know knows tht thts why no one wants to get annoying around me

[CommentsSurvey]

@lolalaaxaaaa : Good to know, and you're right: "if someone wants to be a hater let them be i just ignore haters."

[Anezza77]

@lolalaaxaaaa i agree totally

[rfletcher09]

this is hilarious.....

[NikitaKiid]

I just really gotta say this....I FREAKING LOVE YOUR ACCENTS! \(^o^)/

[RamboCGE]

Hahahah

[kleeza123]

rasta mouse!!!!

[brusscainslava]

I got beat when I was a kid. It taught me that violence is right. I know its not now after hours of cancellin.

so beat your kids and they'l end up like me.... with major anger problems :'(

[cookienesz]

Sooo true.

[Dutchzenguitar]

1:12

[tiannak91]

that is so wrong you should never beat a kid all it teaches them is that your mean

[lolalaaxaaaa]

@tiannak91 no it doesnt

it teaches to straight the fuck up

when u hit them you hit them hard too u hear a wap noise

then the wont do stupid shit no more

[r0b0tj0n3s]

how to beat your kids -> hit 'em with a sack of sweet malasian oranges. doesn't leave a bruise but it shows 'em who's boss.

[rfletcher09]

@r0b0tj0n3s Lmao...wat?

[SilentSkys]

lol this is funny.

[t3allday2]

omg @ 2:52 i passed out from laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!

[SianandKarla]

LOL! this is so funny!!/

Wait does he really hit his kids like that?!?!O:

[flumpbum908]

LOL@the guy in the background:))<3

[tessquestie]

LMFAO

[nincompoople]

2:50 I LOLED SOOOO HARD

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

and boyeee ill dat eeither one of you

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

i do this to my mom when shes talking to my dad cuz hes not even paying attention anyways

[ArebearFTW]

I only clicked this video because I'm a pedo.

[newyears912]

We all know why we came here.

[imbehindyoufool]

@newyears912 oh lawll now your making me feel Guilty

[crepto1310]

dis was ver helpfull lol

[onewaytosavetheday]

I think this is a joke. I think.

[ricanmamii38]

yo this was really funny

[teneko27]

Hahahahahahaha. Love it!

[lovetornadoT]

how the hell did i get here?

[MuzzieDog]

@lovetornadoT Err you saw the pic and clicked on the link RETARD!

[bratzgrl979]

love this video itz funny ppl! this is just for FUN DUMB ASES

[codysimpsonxxx]

why why why wuld u  wack ur own children with a slipper u stupid ideats!?X

[ilovedancingxoxo1]

LOLLLL!!!!!!!!!

[1978hagay]

stupid nigger

[GiggleBunneh]

I was in tears! LOL. I don't understand why people think beating your child is child abuse. Like someone else said, it's called discipline. Of course, when you take it to a level where your child is getting bruises frequently and it's affecting their life, then that's abuse.

I've seen so many American families, with kids who run the PARENTS. They talk however they want to their parents these days, cussing and throwing tantrums. That would've called for a belt whooping in my home.

[shygirlnow2011]

I can't even watch! my father only spanked me once...and it was so stupid and awkward....he was a deadbeat dad...someone should have whooped his ass! luckily he died a few years ago.

[brandonharris690]

like this if you only came here because you saw the girl getting her booty spanked on the pic!

[tJcooper666]

but im left handed :O

[RandomSuperstar1]

omg i wuz obsessed with this vid.then forgot about it then i thought i had subbed but didnt -_-

[breneeringxP101]

you need some seriouse help my friend.

unsubsribe!

[mrmuzik4lyfe]

@breneeringxP101 its just a joke

[rankingtrevor]

Where the fuck is the spanking scene in the thumbnail. I came here for a hard-on!!

[skaterboii882]

dude u funny



[msbeTV]

If anyone says this is child abuse...It's just discipline, I'd rather have my children to have manners in public, then them to be complete pricks... Obviously you wouldnt hit them that hard :s

[TheStormieKitty]

Omfg... "Want me to give you something to cry about?!" xD I used to hear that all the time. Still do! I will say something though, some kids need a good ass whipping. Don't beat them bloody, but I grew up in the south, like as in, you back talk, you get smacked in he face. You act up in the truck, you get a switch. I see nothing wrong with a whipping. Beating, yes, but a good ass whipping is needed sometimes.

[najerraaciindyy]

wtf is wrong with u get a fucken life givinng tips for shild abuse nicee stupid

[freshtildeathonline]

@najerraaciindyy If you can't tell that this was a comedic exaggerated spoof of kids with Jamaican parents, then there must be something wrong with YOU. Anyone that takes this seriously needs to check themselves :-$

[XxxXJessXxxXilysm]

@freshtildeathonline looks more like how to rape your kids haha

[ARMY2498]

@najerraaciindyy uhh comedic or not it aint child abuse if u ask me i got beat with a belt buckle and i got straight As in school

[CommentsSurvey]

@najerraaciindyy : I agree that child abuse is WRONG. This video is actually a spoof; it's not serious and it shows just how cruel and unnecessary beating a child is. Watch a few more of their videos and you will see what they really mean. But thank you for standing up for children.

[MrsRiddimRoccker]

LMAO

[17cuky]

ti si kreten

[HawaiianGingerFace]

i beat my dog like that when its naught but afterwoord i rub it ass

[DarkNessOfTray]

@HawaiianGingerFace OOOOOKKKK!!!! NOW! THATS JUST CREEPY!!!!

[HawaiianGingerFace]

@DarkNessOfTray waattt its taugh love

[DarkNessOfTray]

@HawaiianGingerFace XD FUCKING WEIRD!

[HawaiianGingerFace]

@DarkNessOfTray not really i mean if you rub turkey blingo it heals ???

[kimkrisrich]

So stupid and annoying!

[lokalllize]

you remind me of rastamouse which makes me smile

[BlindlyLed]

I think you might be doing it wrong...

[alex1999rocks]

holy shit this is soooooo funny

[kimosfire]

hehe oh man you are nuts i love ya :D

[josephfitch1]

that was stupid



[misstee121]

are u sure this isn't a cricket instruction video?!

[SweetMenbe]

blow!!!

[Cassie4934]

xD lol

[judababe456]

You said to skip.. That made me want to watch more xD

[bsladden97]

A brainectomany?

[TobiCollab]

Leroy? Leroy Jenkins? Or Leroy from L33T WORLD!!

[littlemissbliss]

I was all offended by the child abuse but then your friend is SO cute. He doesn't need glasses. He has pretty eyes.

[ai00344]

he called you a studied not Jamaica

[stephie3130]

luton is sooo adorablee :)

[angel765438]

DON'T CLICK IT D:

[coolcat2239]

It was Conrad's fault DX!!!!

[bunnybonsaza]

lmao poor doll

[theeturnone]

"want me to give you something to cry about" . . .LoL. . how many of you have heard that when you were a child?

[SuperSlimshadie]

@theeturnone my mum always says dat

[shayr9]

@theeturnone Im 14 and i still hear this. :D Emotional Teenage girls..

[laurenkiki]

@theeturnone me.........

[diabl2master]

Talk about, a serious problem in America... parents, are beating their kids wrong L0l

[man9170]

LOL 2:53

[alan45561]

lmfao



[PrincessAlexisAlicia]

someone should beat all the  bullies like this :D

[sooyoung708]

forgot the title why does he own a doll?

[Lukinator34]

How did this video get 1 million views?

[lastmmfs]

@Lukinator34 the picture lol

[TheTheboss2010]

this guy is to funny :)

[TheMonkeyonkey]

ROFL 2:54

[eightyninetreasure]

ROFL I'm glad I subscribed. I feel at home watching these videos.

[eightyninetreasure]

My parents tell me all of that when I was a pickney...lol

[terceldude]

lol

[darkmaster9922]

best vidio evar so funbny LOOLZ XD

[christianharris936]

Imagine an adult walking up to you AND HITTING U IN THE BUT BECAUSE YOU SPREAD A RUMOR About him in the office!!

[jejolieN]

hahaha spanish moms are skilleder no offense <3 u!

[Sandstorm51]

LMFAO

[KINGOFDARKNESS48]

How To Kick 0:29 The Uploader

[huntyourmama]

2:54 F**KING EPIC!!!!!!

[nicolebabegirl]

you can go to jail for that go read a parenting book and take a class