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  • @zacthebold I'm fifteen...

  • Don't be bothered if anyone talks shit about your voice. Everyone of them sounded like that when they were 10.

  • your like fucking 5 years old why would you EVER need anything like that?

  • I love everything about swiss army knife products but with a knife that big I'd have no idea of all the uses I could need it for. I have a climber which works great for me especially when I am jogging around my neighborhood or camping. That's a great pocket knife, it probably appeals more to the heavy industry worker but to me personally it seems like something too bulky and expensive to buy; best to travel light and fast than slow and heavy

  • Good job =)

  • Is This SwissChamp??

  • @RespectMyCountry Yea, I am clearly the one who is dumb as fuck. Only the cool/smart kids carry a 2 lb pocket knife with them that will probably make your pants fall off every third step. I cn get a to

  • ..all I got to say is.. eat that Leatherman jk lol.. agreed, its a paperweight, but a real kewl one :P

  • It fits perfectly in my pocket along with my 217 keys I use to wear everyday.

  • Fucking stupid video, kid.

  • Nice vid! I'd use the magnafying glass to start fires. It seems quite handy to me! Also, does the clock run on batteries.?

  • The swiss army is the greatest pocket knife ever invented. Thank you Switzerland

  • filmed with a swiss army knife...

  • Slop filming with a potato!

  • and i'm sure that 10 year took care of lots of things around the house with this huge paperweight.

    "i can't read the barometer"

    well that was $900 well spent mom and dad.

  • where can you buy one of these knifes

  • Sorry, it's not the biggest Swiss army knife any more.  That title goes to the Wenger Giant.

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude

    *Facepalm* Does it really matter if you say its not it's? :P

  • @stupidmariobros913 Yes actually, its refers to somethings something Ex: The shark eats its pray. While it's refers to "it is" Ex: It's (it is) raining today. Kind of sad that a foreigner has to explain that to you huh?

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude somethings something? LOL Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid.

  • @getoffmyinternet Haha you're calling me stupid? Wow man, can you get any lower?

  • @getoffmyinternet You my delayed friend mean "something's something" not "somethings something". If you're going to get upset over something so trivial as the use of an apostrophe, you really ought to double check your ridiculously arrogant message.

    You, sir, are a fool! Go peddle your semantics elsewhere.

    To the maker of this video: I apologize for this reprobate on behalf of the entire internet.

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  • @lardmonk Wow, you're an idiot. My comment was a direct quote from what was said above, that's why I thought it was so hysterical. In an explanation of a possessive apostrophe, the dude forgot one himself! As if the explanation itself wasn't bad enough... How ironic.

    "Yes actually, its refers to SOMETHINGS SOMETHING Ex..."

    So basically you just schooled yourself without even knowing it. Double check your own ridiculously arrogant messages.

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude Don't know if that fits in a pocket and if it does it's heavy. :) But its cool to have one!

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  • if you were going on a hike i wouldnt wanna take that in my pocket! it probs wouldn't fit anyway -_- and it would weigh a tone

  • This kid is a little shit.

    I'm sure people get real offended when you make fun of there grammar over the internet. You can barely speak properly in your video. Seriously shut up! I mean look at your Youtube name

    I am sure timhaas1 is very mad that he doesn't have the biggest useless piece of shit ever. Sorry kid, but you're dumb as fuck.

  • @X0XNighthawkX0X English isn't his first language. Is speaking may be poor, but his grammar is considerably good, since by definition, NATIVE speakers of English should be better at speaking and spelling it.

    Cool of you to beak people for a three year old video, though. I just came here to look at knives. I searched it up because I was interested in big multitools, not searching it up to bitch about their size. You think HE's dumb as fuck?

  • thats a bag knife

  • it's not a pocket knife nigger

  • It's better to get a multitool. This has too many drawbacks.

  • are you planning on using this, it's meant to be limited edition, not your tool box, it would be cheaper to get a tool box as well. this is meant to be somthing kept and passed on, think of the money you could make by selling this, and stop screwing at people for grammar, its the internet, not a fucking english exam.

    have a nice day :)

  • why is it called a pocket knife again.

    Oh yeah, it's meant to fit in your pocket. I had no idea victorinox made knifes this big!!

  • is that a toshiba laptop? if it is i think that macs are better.

    thats just my opinion.

  • I dont have a pocket for that knife !!

  • more like pocket garage

  • OMG... that is one of the stupidest... er- t-h-i-n-g-s I have ever seen... "Pocket knife" my arse, it's called a p-a-p-e-r w-e-i-g-h-t. Get a t-o-o-l b-o-x and some real tools if you are serious about completing any of the work that this complete monstrosity is meant to complete. Complete waste of time and money.

  • @timhaas1 U mad bro?

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude

    No, not "mad," just stunned by the uselessness of that so-called "pocket knife." Even my grandfather is rolling over in his grave laughing right now. So, I do appreciate the video. ^_^

  • @timhaas1 Thing is, a S-w-i-s-s-A-r-m-y-K-n-i-f-e, including t-h-i-s-o-n-e, can f-i-t-i-n-y-o-u-r-p-o-c-k-e-t. If you are serious about searching up videos about big Swiss Army knives just to be mad about how big they are, get a l-i-f-e and some real hobbies if you are serious about continuing to live.

  • @timhaas1 LOL calm down!!!!!!

  • @timhaas1 It's for show, fool.

  • Who would use that thing?!?!?! It's soooo big that it's not even a pocket knife cause it doesn't even fit in your pocket!!!!!!!! Bitch

  • cool

  • its not a pocket knive its a SWISS ARMY KNIVE you retard

  • @lmfao0890 It's spelled "it's" not "its" you retard :) learn to spell before you hate on people.

  • who needs a blade when u can throw it at someones head and knock there ass out

  • It almost looks ridiculous, as wide as it is long...

  • wtf where is the vibrator fo the bitch

  • @MrJustHere2Comment Are you mentally retarded?

  • i wonder how much would it cost ??

  • @yayedu Its about 400 swiss franc :)

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude you kidding right? that would be like 510 american dollars!!ª

  • @yayedu well I got it when it first came out :D so it might be different now. But when i got it, yeah it was 440 franc!

  • Nice video kid, don't mind the youtube Spielbergs

  • soooo gonna use this when i do the appalation mountains

  • Not the biggest

  • This is way too big to poot in your pocket.

  • 1:10

    

  • the bigest. it is not the bigest thee bigest has 300 and somthing tools!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ps the bigest is the swis gient

  • And this time, I'm too cheap to buy a camera so I have to film with my mommy's laptop.

  • @2ndAttemptStudios actually it was my laptop, and give me a break, i was freaking 10 you shit head.

  • So big I'd NEVER use that

    By the way if u got it at a store then WHAT'S IT CALLED!

  • C'est ridicule d'appeller ca un couteau de poche.je parie qu'il y a meme pas la moitie des outils qui te servent.T'as vise trop gros

  • Theres bigger

    

  • A POCKET knife. Really?

  • WTF, DID YOU FILM THIS WITH A CALCUALTOR?

  • How do you hold it

  • @theunown12345 You apply slight pressure with the fingers of you dominant hand and using the force from your bicep you make it airborn

  • Im suprised your parents let you have a knife...

  • It doesn't matter how big it is, as I think we all know you will never be able to, or need to, use it.

  • I'm a big fan of Victorinox knives and I've got quite a few of them. I'm also very much interested in those more complete knives such as the Swisschamp and the Workchamp but in my opinion the XAVT is impractical for it's size and weight and there are too many duplicate functions too. I wonder who would actually carry that in their pocket.

  • searched this after i found that knife online it is $1,400.... rich kid....

  • looks like that is all i need to start my day :)

  • "if it does not work you can always hit him with it!

  • the barameter

    the altitude thing might have to depend on the barameter

    because the altitude thing works by the air pressure in the air

    i might be wrong but i know airplanes are like that ;)

  • coff,coff-rich-coff

  • holllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy s...

  • go back to ur room and play pokemon. not with knives.

  • its njot the biggest you can buy a giant

  • little kid, its bigger than you.

  • damn!!!

  • LOL cant imagine telling people I wake up to a swiss army knife alarm in the morning. Good video.

  • Каждому малолетнему пидару нужно сделать обзор какой-то хуйни которая стоит дороже машины.

  • hi

  • acedemy has these for 40 bucks and it has everything like this one

  • @MagicAndYoGiOhDude oh sorry. You sound French.

  • @Eloc626 Im swiss -.-

  • @Eloc626 Fucking win dude.

  • wtf do you need two exactly same screwdrivers to???

  • @ltschriscrucker this is fake i done this to my knife before all you do is take it apart and add another knife to it without the plates then put the pins back in

  • @dounut852 look on the web site its real and a waste of money....

  • How much was it?

  • That is silly large and still pretty cool. I want one. :) But how does it perform when you really have to use it? It looks very cumbersome, if you need to use the knife for example...

  • How mch was it?

  • @stephenwells19984283 Around 450 swiss franc

  • its more like a bsg knife then a pocket knife

  • @Gooman1997 Depends on the size of your pockets, I guess...

  • that thing you just need a machine gun .. and it will be complete XD

  • i like your vioce

  • MAN THATS NOT A POCKET KNIFE! ITS A BAG KNIFE!!!!!

  • its no the biggest knife ethier the wenger giant is nine inches long look it up on google!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @haloandworlverine this is in width

  • @haloandworlverine Look at the date of the video.

  • dude this is 1,000 buc- oh... VICTORINOX...

  • my Pen*s would be jelous if it seen the size of that knife haha. jesus crist dude....

  • are all of the screwdriver tips double sided

    and the spatula is for makin a sandwich to spread peanut butter and other things like that

  • are all of the screwdriver tips double sided

  • Must have some bloody big pockets

  • sorry but unles ure a collector i really dont see any point in this knife lol

  • DUDE!! It's the Victorinox Swiss Champ XAVT!

    Look it up on Google!

  • DUDE!! It's the Victorinox Swiss Champ XAVT!

    Look it up on google

  • actually its not the biggest one u can buy

  • @ripstikchild10 Check the date of this video.

  • thats a very stealthy weapon!

  • Chuck Norris Knife !!!

  • Holy crap!

    I'm sure this knive also includes a Chck Norris!

  • Whats the point of this....? who do they even make that...?

    thats the knife that got mcgyver killed : ( 

  • do u have xbox live

  • I wouldn'tcall that a pocket knife. It's too big.

  • haha ahhh this is THE nerd knife

    i would want one just for the hell of adding it to my collection!!

  • No Kid it's The Biggest Victorinox Pocket Knife You Can Afford!!!! They make bigger

  • @TopGear6666 Two year old video. >_>

  • Put that thing in a carrying case, and in case of an emergency, it can do pretty much anything. I'll admit, it's really impractical and not very portable (not to mention heavy!), but that could be useful. Although, quite a few of those tools are ridiculous and there's absolutely no way you would need it.

  • it is called a cork screw smart one

  • is the clock water and shock-proof?

  • @pokeguy102 And don't know sorry, but are you really planing to take it in water?

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  • i can under stand it would be cool to own one. but its a total waste. you cant take it anywere.and it would be too haevy and big to put in your pocket. and to spend hundreds of dollars just to let it gather dust is a total waste.

  • get a life....seriously...your wasting money...you will never need that in life

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  • And where is a alcometer?

  • most of those functions are unnecessary and its too fucking wide

  • I have the 1 functions one...

  • There is one for $1000 USD on ThinkGeek. It has 85 tools and it weighs almost 3 lbs.

  • The next knife by Victorinox will include a house and a car.

  • there is a bigger one but its in a muzeum

  • @tomek123kotek Please read the title -.-

  • does it have wheels so u can roll that big mofo around?

  • the biggest swiss army knife is $1,400 american and has 141 functions

  • i hav a bigger one :)

  • Having never actually held / used one with so many tools on it.

    Is it not 'flimsy' to use, due to its width?

  • what doesent it have lol

  • i'm not sure that boy is even 13,how can he own that?!would you please show us the tools in it?that is not a pocket knife:it's a collctible.you'll never see anyone actually using that monster in real life

  • u should do a better review when your acually going to show the tools, on the knife.

    you showed like 6 tools out of 93, and its not a pocket knife its a rescue tool/weapon that cops/fireman use.

  • good luck actualy using that

  • tooooooooooo big. get a leatherman. sturdier, more useful.

  • i have better uses for 1000$

  • @nibbler125 1000$?? More like 380$ :D

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude 235 on amazon

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude actully in sweden its 10 000 kronars wich is around 1500dollars.

    so it different in wich contry u buy it. so that really sucks for us sweds

  • @childof1988 No I don't unfortunately ;(

  • That is an absolutely ridiculous piece of equipment. So cluttered it couldn't get out of it's own way during use. HOWEVER, would I buy one? Of course I would! I'm sure if you asked the guys at Victorinox "Why did you make that?" They would probably answer, "Because we could!!!" Nice review kid, it's just fun to own such a crazy thing isn't it? Victiorinox does such a beautiful job on their knives that they are like little functional works of art. Enjoy it! :)

  • thats overdoing it

  • bad grammar

  • @pilot60000 i know right

  • wat is that 1 called ?????

  • @gralo5 Swiss champ I think :) o-0

  • @gralo5 it is the swiss chmp xavt

  • @gralo5 its the Wenger Giant Knife 2007 im pretty sure

  • @Mariopwnsjoo It's a Victorinox....

  • How do you use the corkscrew with such a fat handle!?

    I've got an explorer plus, 4 layers.. so mines okay, my friend has a swisschamp with 6 layers, and the positioning of the corkscrew and its thickness is really awkward..

    Have you tried opening a cork with your corkscrew? =D

  • Haven't tried yet :D Don't think it would be so easy.

  • @MagicAndYuGiOhDude Haha, try it =D

    I reckon these 80 functions all in ones aren't that great.. I mean, the bloody size of the screwdriver! It's so WTF! Lol!

  • I know :D I almost never use it. It's basically made for awesomeness and show off now for use :)

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  • pocket knife? that wouldnt fit in my pocket.

  • the kid made a good vid. im impressed i like the way the the keyboard is there 4 reference. let us know when u figure out what the barometer does

  • Thanks :)

    Basically the barometer is a bit like a weather forecast. Tells you more or less what the weather will be like in the next few hours.