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  • Almost 20 years later, this is STILL hilarious

  • "Your Job Is To Check Coats! CHECK EM BITCH!"

  • The Whole Date Is Missing . . . . . .

  • I'll kill everybody up in this mothafucka

  • A jealous woman is worse then a jealous man. Women are very emotional.

  • "Crazy, deranged..."

  • "I'd Kill Everybody Up In This Maa Fukka." LMMFAO

  • splash!!!

  • "Check em' bitch!"

  • "All I Had Was A Coola!" LMAO! Martin a fool...

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  • fuck hem girl, fuck hem, fuck em girl, fuck em

  • Classsic! :)!!

  • ii BEEN L00KIN F0R THiS.....MY MAMA HAD THiS 0N VHS...

  • FUCK EM GIRL! LOL

  • Poww im like damn i hope she didnt get hit...

  • HAY!!!!!!!! I love yu. . .

    Pussy wet all day aint?

    My man loves me, My man loves me SLASH!

    walkin aorund saggy , lookin like a dipper. . . lol

  • "Go girl go, get outa goooo,,gooooo"' xD

  • "HHEELLPPP".....xD

  • " I told ha muhfukin ass, gne hang da fukn phne up on me..not nw patna i tlk 2 ya n a min"...xD

  • "You runnin' behind him, talkin' 'bout, all I had was a coolaaa...

    Now this muthaf%^#@ in the car, drivin'...mad as hell in the car with some footies on...I told yo @ss, don't ever play me like that, don't do me like that...

    You in the car like this, $hit!

    The windows are foggin' up...

    You nervous as hell...

    You sneakin', writtin'... h e l p"

    LMAO...A MARTIN LAWRENCE CLASSIC!!!

  • nigga wrote MARTIAN lawrence lmao (via description box)

  • fuckem girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem,

  • Your Job Is To Check Coats. Check em Bitch!!! Bring Yo Ass On Here!!

  • " Hold on Hold on a minute ....... WHY THE FUCK YOU GOTTA BE GOING OUT ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME"

    I lost it in my class ROFL laughed so fucking hard

  • 8:13

    

  • WE in love out this summm bitch lmao

  • MARTiN....my favorite show and comedian

  • "Tell Meeee You Loveeeee Meeee"

    "Aye you ight!!!!"

    *epic face* lma0

  • "Tell me u love me, tell me you loovvvee mmee"..."you ight"...lmao

  • "Come here muhfuka, come here..wdf was dat da bitch( smillinn) smilin n shit all in yo goddam face"..lmao

  • why the fuck you gotta go out all the god damn time lls

  • crazy dee-raanged hahah lmfaooooo

  • 2:58. Lmaaoo that walk!!! Hahaha!!

  • SHIT! Mafuckas get to shootin, POW, Im like damn I hope she didnt get hit!

  • CLASSiC MARTiN LAWRENCE. GOTTA LOVE IT.

  • WINDOWS IS FOGGING, U WRITING H-E-L-P

  • "baaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyy" lmao

  • "You Aigghhht!" lol

  • 5:45-7:05 had me rotfl

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  • Tell me you looovvvvvvve mmmeeeee lmao!

  • I love how he moves his head when he says "...you hung up on a crazy, deranged muthafucka!" xD

  • Lol that sounds just like females

  • fuck em gurl fuck em fuck em gurll fuck em lmaoo

  • yunggg 2:17 tew funnie his eyes coke eyes lol '' y df u always gotta go 2 dha club all dha got damn timee''

  • i kill every up in this mothafoka lmao

  • the funny thing is women i kno actually act like this lol

  • in the description it says martian lawrence

  • this ishh is too comedy hahaha

  • 2:55!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    

  • your job is to check coats. CHECK EM BITCH!

  • "Come here. What the fuck was all that shit about? The bitch :) :) :) :) ...smiling all in yo gawd damn face." LOL The best ever.

  • qo qirl qo qirl qet outta here qo .

  • HEY ! (mouthes i love you), pussy wett all day !

  • mad as hell with some footies on!

    DAMN LOL

  • had as hell with some footies on!

  • "All I had was a COOLERRRRR!" This stand-up is one the best. Martin Lawrence in his prime. = )

  • "This is Martian Lawrence's" lol nice fail hahah

  • @wonderpooch huh

  • whats the name and artists of the soong he is refering to?

  • This first time I got high Me an my friends ordered this on Pay-per-view.............I still don't know if my mama whooped my for the cable bill, or because she found out I was smokin weed?

  • CHECK 'EM BITCH!

  • hard to believe this is 17yrs old..damn im gettin old :/

  • " Why da f*ck u gotta keep RUNNING TO DA CLUB ALL DA MUHF*GGIN TIME??!!!!" ROTFLMAOOO!!

  • your job is to check coats. check em bitch

  • Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyy.

    How shit always happens

  • Martin is the best.

    

  • whats all this shxt 'smile/frown/smile/frown' whats all this shxt about? lmaooooooo

  • all i had was a cooler.... lmao...

  • pow , im like , i hope she didnt get hit..

  • Fuck 'em girl, fuck 'em, fuck 'em girl, fuck 'em!

  • looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

  • The "Craazy, Dee-raanged" bit has always been my favorite portion of You So Crazy!

    I could just imagine a random sista putting on a fabulous dress before going into a nightclub or bar singing, "Fuck 'em, girl! Fuck 'em!" HI-LARIOUS!!

  • This is how you know that Martin Lawrence is a legend because this is where Beyonce was inspired to do the song "Freak um Dress".Just listen to this and listen to the lyrics to the song.

  • he doing shanana voice killin it

  • My man love me! SPLASH

  • AND SHE GOT ON HER FUK EM DRESS/ & I GOT ON MY DBL BREAST- WAYNE....DO ANYBDY MAKE UP SHT DEY SELF ANYMORE..

  • Splaaaaaaassshh!! hahahaha

  • A motherfucka get to shooting POW!!! I hope she ain't get hit......Lmao

  • My man loves me... My man loves me.. Slash! LMAO!!!

  • My man loves me... My man loves me.. LMAO

  • i'll kill er body up n dis muphucka! LOL!

  • 2 people are crazzzzyyy derraaaanggged

  • "I'll kill erbody up in dis motherfucker" LMAO

  • Been watching this ALL week!!! KILLS ME!!

  • Woman: Tell me you love me..TELL ME YOU LOOOVVE ME!!

    Man:...YOU AIGHT!!!...

    lol!!!

  • he is funny

  • I WANT THT!!!! 8:19 MMMMMMMMmmmMMMHMMMMmMM!!!

  • yo job is to check coats!CHECK EM BITCH!!! LMAO

  • @2:30 you cant deny THAT IS FUNNY!

  • This some FUNNY Shit

  • i <3 this!!!!!!!!!! classic!

  • i soooo liikkee the " crazy derangeeee!!!! XD

  • Martin Lawrence is a comic GENIUS!!! hands down he is one the top 5 best African- American comics of all time!!

  • @ktoney76 I agree he's one of the greatest I wish he still standup on a regular.

  • come here mothafuka wtf waz all that shit about the bitch smilin all up your godam face lol

  • "NO HE DIDNT. NO HE DIDNT ." that had Sheneneh all over it =)

  • lmaooooo "i love you" pussy wet all day lollll

  • Your jobbb is to check coats.... Check em bitch!

    ROFLMAO!!! Funny as shit!

  • haha minute 2:13!!!!! loooove it!

  • its is impossible not to like this he is so hillarious...i can watch 50million times and it will still be funny

  • I SEEN THIS WHEN I WAS 6 AND FOUND IT TO BE FUNNY AND STILL TO THIS DAY IM WEAK EVERYTIME I LOVE IT THE BEST STANDUP COMEDY EVER HANDS DOWN.... I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE TALKIN ABOUT SYRUP SANDWICHES SUGAR SANDWICHES I BEEN THROUGH THAT SHIT SO THATS WHY ITS SOO FUNNY

  • "i'll kill e/b up in this mufuker"..lmao!!!! martin is a FOOL..luv him

  • We in love out this sum bitch!

  • OHHH I REMEMBER THIS I WAS SITIN IN THE FRONT ROOM MARTIN IS VERY FUNNY :)

  • ''he's all that FUCK YALL!''

  • THIS IS MY FAVE!

  • put ya fuck em girl dress on

    fuck em girl fuck em

    fuck em girl fuck em

  • HEY!......[whispers I Love you]...Pussy wet allll day! <<< Ain't it man!

  • This boy so damn stupid.omgsh.he hella funny.

  • Now, you haven't seen any signs of him being craaaaaaaaaazy, deraaaaaaaaaaaaaanged

  • martin is the shit!!!!!

  • "POW!"

    "Damn I hope she didn't get hit!"

  • "No He Didn't! NO....HE...DIDNT!"

  • he stole the shit about the cocheck girl from Eddie Murphy

  • @utubemyspaceaim coat check*

  • fuck em girl, fuck em, fuck em girl, fuck em, fuck em girl, fuck em!!! Absolutely loved that part!!!

  • i kill everybody up in this muthufucka........look here women get yooo shit lets go!

    lmao.

  • Fuck-em dress...Beyonce should give him some credit here LOL!

  • @ghetogoofy lol thats where beyonce got thAT FROM!

  • Why the fuck u gotta be going out all the gooddamn time LOL Why the fuck u gotta be running to the club all the motherfucking time LMAO A real lady would keep her ass at home some motherfucking time LMFAO

  • lol....classic yo

  • your job is to check coats check'em bitch!LMAO

  • LOL "I'll kill everybody up in this mothafucka"

  • fuck em gurl, fuck em, fuck em gurl, fuck em, fuck em gurl, fuck em! lool

  • that was agood one

  • "look here woman...get yo shit lets go!!!!" LMAO

  • lol fuck em dress

  • "Tell me you love me"

    "..........You aight!"

  • Show up at the club with some footy Pajamas!!

  • All I had was a coola! LOL

  • "Not right now partner ill talk to you in a minute...ill kill erbody up in this muthafucka!" LOL

  • LMFAO 2:32

  • 4 mutherfuckers

    (Clap Clap Clap Clap)

    We in love out this son of a bitch.

  • He looked sexy wit that last I love you.

  • fuck um dress!lol

  • "Fck him girl, fck him!" lol my favorite part

  • Last i love u was jus sexi. My man do that to me a lot when he wavin bye to me when i leave his place.

  • 6:50well let me tell u something thank u have a nice day your job is to check coats .. check em bitch! lmao

  • 2:19 look at his eyes an how he raised his voice lamo

  • not now partner, i talk to you in a minute

    i kill everybody up in this mothafucker!

    hahaha

  • Fuck Em Dress...lol

    Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl

    Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl

    Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl

  • @BabiiKimmie rofctfu dis is my shit

  • @BabiiKimmie

    This must be where Beyonce got that song from 'Freak um Dress'. Martin should ask for royalties ;P

  • @BabiiKimmie hi boo

  • crazy deranged..

  • LMFAO @ 2:56

    Pajamas & footies... DAMN!

  • "all I had was a cooooollleerrr!!" ROFL

  • who come walkin up in the club in their pajamas! lol

  • lol somebody kraaaaazy.... daranged

  • baaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbyyy...lol

  • God Damn. Look at that leather fit. Hot As fuck, you skinny bastard. I see you Martin!

    Lawrence.

    God.

    How y'all feel.

  • ccccrrrrrrrrraaaaaaazzzzzzzyyy­yy

    dddddeeeerrraaannnggggeeddd

    MUH FUCKA

  • lol, 'fuck em dress'!

  • "Babbbyyyyyyyyy............."

  • pussy wet all day hahaha

  • fuck em girl fuck em LOLLLL 2:30

  • fuck was all that smillin and shit about!!!!!

  • fuck em girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem lmao!!

  • This is probably one of the more hilarious segments of the entire show.

    "You ain't seen no sign of his being crazy... deranged."

  • I can't untl I'm that position lol

  • "Why the fuck you got to keep going out all the goddamn time? Why the fuck you you got to keep running to the club all the muhfuckin time! A real lady would keep her ass home sometimes!"

    That sounds like something I would say to my girlfriend forreal LMAO!!!

  • "xcuse me"! "yeah you miss grrrrr" "smilin & shit"

  • "Well look here Miss 'Thank You, Have a Nice Day', your job is to check coats... CHECK 'EM BITCH!" LOL

  • "You aiiiite!"

  • bayyyyy beeeeeeee lmfao