"You runnin' behind him, talkin' 'bout, all I had was a coolaaa...
Now this muthaf%^#@ in the car, drivin'...mad as hell in the car with some footies on...I told yo @ss, don't ever play me like that, don't do me like that...
This first time I got high Me an my friends ordered this on Pay-per-view.............I still don't know if my mama whooped my for the cable bill, or because she found out I was smokin weed?
The "Craazy, Dee-raanged" bit has always been my favorite portion of You So Crazy!
I could just imagine a random sista putting on a fabulous dress before going into a nightclub or bar singing, "Fuck 'em, girl! Fuck 'em!" HI-LARIOUS!!
This is how you know that Martin Lawrence is a legend because this is where Beyonce was inspired to do the song "Freak um Dress".Just listen to this and listen to the lyrics to the song.
"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
I SEEN THIS WHEN I WAS 6 AND FOUND IT TO BE FUNNY AND STILL TO THIS DAY IM WEAK EVERYTIME I LOVE IT THE BEST STANDUP COMEDY EVER HANDS DOWN.... I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE TALKIN ABOUT SYRUP SANDWICHES SUGAR SANDWICHES I BEEN THROUGH THAT SHIT SO THATS WHY ITS SOO FUNNY
Why the fuck u gotta be going out all the gooddamn time LOL Why the fuck u gotta be running to the club all the motherfucking time LMAO A real lady would keep her ass at home some motherfucking time LMFAO
hey Moreno angolese fag,who cares to know how they call your slutty people btw who r angoles famous people LMAO hahaha you weak fags ass even with light i dont see your charcoal ugly goat face in ur picture you are whitepeople sluts like ur mum runnaway coon
"Why the fuck you got to keep going out all the goddamn time? Why the fuck you you got to keep running to the club all the muhfuckin time! A real lady would keep her ass home sometimes!"
That sounds like something I would say to my girlfriend forreal LMAO!!!
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4 mutherfuckers
(Clap Clap Clap Clap)
We in love out this son of a bitch.
ThaEmperor2000 1 week ago
Almost 20 years later, this is STILL hilarious
MsTreynatra 4 weeks ago
"Your Job Is To Check Coats! CHECK EM BITCH!"
NaDaShE 4 weeks ago
The Whole Date Is Missing . . . . . .
NaDaShE 4 weeks ago
I'll kill everybody up in this mothafucka
mdawgballa 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from ComedyChameleon
A jealous woman is worse then a jealous man. Women are very emotional.
TruhbleMan 1 month ago
"Crazy, deranged..."
TruhbleMan 1 month ago
"I'd Kill Everybody Up In This Maa Fukka." LMMFAO
Jdot76 1 month ago
splash!!!
1992arsene 1 month ago
"Check em' bitch!"
adorablebabi 1 month ago
"All I Had Was A Coola!" LMAO! Martin a fool...
MellieMel062689 2 months ago
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MellieMel062689 2 months ago
fuck hem girl, fuck hem, fuck em girl, fuck em
Alpha0803 2 months ago 2
Classsic! :)!!
rubybrooklyn 2 months ago
ii BEEN L00KIN F0R THiS.....MY MAMA HAD THiS 0N VHS...
Mizcam8293 2 months ago
FUCK EM GIRL! LOL
gabesummers1998 2 months ago
Poww im like damn i hope she didnt get hit...
machinegunftw86 3 months ago 2
HAY!!!!!!!! I love yu. . .
Pussy wet all day aint?
My man loves me, My man loves me SLASH!
walkin aorund saggy , lookin like a dipper. . . lol
BigTwilightZone08 3 months ago 2
"Go girl go, get outa goooo,,gooooo"' xD
mztevin19 3 months ago 3
"HHEELLPPP".....xD
mztevin19 3 months ago
" I told ha muhfukin ass, gne hang da fukn phne up on me..not nw patna i tlk 2 ya n a min"...xD
mztevin19 3 months ago
"You runnin' behind him, talkin' 'bout, all I had was a coolaaa...
Now this muthaf%^#@ in the car, drivin'...mad as hell in the car with some footies on...I told yo @ss, don't ever play me like that, don't do me like that...
You in the car like this, $hit!
The windows are foggin' up...
You nervous as hell...
You sneakin', writtin'... h e l p"
LMAO...A MARTIN LAWRENCE CLASSIC!!!
AriesSutra 4 months ago 8
nigga wrote MARTIAN lawrence lmao (via description box)
DiabolicKal646 4 months ago
fuckem girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem,
ohhyouwereserious 4 months ago 2
Your Job Is To Check Coats. Check em Bitch!!! Bring Yo Ass On Here!!
mrscrandall 5 months ago 3
" Hold on Hold on a minute ....... WHY THE FUCK YOU GOTTA BE GOING OUT ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME"
I lost it in my class ROFL laughed so fucking hard
pyro2020 5 months ago
8:13
michaeljacksonfan743 6 months ago
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that funny must see must see must see face book . com/rismacharisma
risma211 6 months ago
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tell me you love me you alright!!!!! lol!!!
abcdefghij900 6 months ago
WE in love out this summm bitch lmao
Benniekarl77 6 months ago
MARTiN....my favorite show and comedian
chyenne101able 6 months ago
"Tell Meeee You Loveeeee Meeee"
"Aye you ight!!!!"
*epic face* lma0
joi12345678 6 months ago
"Tell me u love me, tell me you loovvvee mmee"..."you ight"...lmao
mztevin19 6 months ago
"Come here muhfuka, come here..wdf was dat da bitch( smillinn) smilin n shit all in yo goddam face"..lmao
mztevin19 6 months ago 3
why the fuck you gotta go out all the god damn time lls
scorpn2005 6 months ago
crazy dee-raanged hahah lmfaooooo
meakatimbo 6 months ago
2:58. Lmaaoo that walk!!! Hahaha!!
Ch1aseNoVisa 6 months ago
SHIT! Mafuckas get to shootin, POW, Im like damn I hope she didnt get hit!
MastinoNapoletano420 6 months ago
CLASSiC MARTiN LAWRENCE. GOTTA LOVE IT.
forevershining76 7 months ago
WINDOWS IS FOGGING, U WRITING H-E-L-P
blminott 7 months ago
"baaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyy" lmao
wwfattituderules1 7 months ago
"You Aigghhht!" lol
SunSurfer777 7 months ago 2
5:45-7:05 had me rotfl
noahj199 7 months ago
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noahj199 7 months ago
Tell me you looovvvvvvve mmmeeeee lmao!
StephJack1996 7 months ago
I love how he moves his head when he says "...you hung up on a crazy, deranged muthafucka!" xD
eraider60 8 months ago
Lol that sounds just like females
guttaboi88 8 months ago
fuck em gurl fuck em fuck em gurll fuck em lmaoo
MsJanni09 8 months ago 2
yunggg 2:17 tew funnie his eyes coke eyes lol '' y df u always gotta go 2 dha club all dha got damn timee''
MsJanni09 8 months ago
i kill every up in this mothafoka lmao
edwardforever1267 8 months ago
the funny thing is women i kno actually act like this lol
MegaSweetheart5 8 months ago 3
in the description it says martian lawrence
wonderpooch 9 months ago
this ishh is too comedy hahaha
fuckitiampretty 9 months ago
2:55!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
moemurda1 9 months ago
your job is to check coats. CHECK EM BITCH!
shesmerciless0 9 months ago 4
"Come here. What the fuck was all that shit about? The bitch :) :) :) :) ...smiling all in yo gawd damn face." LOL The best ever.
charlienchocfact 10 months ago
qo qirl qo qirl qet outta here qo .
beyonce170 10 months ago
HEY ! (mouthes i love you), pussy wett all day !
TOCEntertainment 10 months ago
mad as hell with some footies on!
DAMN LOL
JanuaryLavender 10 months ago
had as hell with some footies on!
JanuaryLavender 10 months ago
"All I had was a COOLERRRRR!" This stand-up is one the best. Martin Lawrence in his prime. = )
breezybabe23 10 months ago 2
"This is Martian Lawrence's" lol nice fail hahah
wonderpooch 10 months ago
@wonderpooch huh
ThisIsSpartaa22 10 months ago
whats the name and artists of the soong he is refering to?
Noktirnal619 10 months ago
This first time I got high Me an my friends ordered this on Pay-per-view.............I still don't know if my mama whooped my for the cable bill, or because she found out I was smokin weed?
JayBrownAlpha 10 months ago
CHECK 'EM BITCH!
deaflistener 10 months ago
hard to believe this is 17yrs old..damn im gettin old :/
gns0019 11 months ago 20
" Why da f*ck u gotta keep RUNNING TO DA CLUB ALL DA MUHF*GGIN TIME??!!!!" ROTFLMAOOO!!
mochabrown24 11 months ago 3
your job is to check coats. check em bitch
KEKE1202 11 months ago 3
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
How shit always happens
Kfurgus 11 months ago
Martin is the best.
21kobefan 11 months ago
whats all this shxt 'smile/frown/smile/frown' whats all this shxt about? lmaooooooo
nychiphop 11 months ago
all i had was a cooler.... lmao...
rtjackso1 1 year ago
pow , im like , i hope she didnt get hit..
ninjalooting86 1 year ago
Fuck 'em girl, fuck 'em, fuck 'em girl, fuck 'em!
missbham205 1 year ago
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
MrIbrahim728 1 year ago
The "Craazy, Dee-raanged" bit has always been my favorite portion of You So Crazy!
I could just imagine a random sista putting on a fabulous dress before going into a nightclub or bar singing, "Fuck 'em, girl! Fuck 'em!" HI-LARIOUS!!
UnstableProtagonist 1 year ago 56
This is how you know that Martin Lawrence is a legend because this is where Beyonce was inspired to do the song "Freak um Dress".Just listen to this and listen to the lyrics to the song.
Womenaremylyfe 1 year ago 3
he doing shanana voice killin it
TYREE1234561 1 year ago
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"you're so crazy" represents what the american media usually label celebrity as, when these smart, creative people that the same industry try to exploit to push america's consumerism and materialism. These people were made a star, just like Lucifer, the Morning Star, and I'm not even religious, I believe religion is man-made but the presence of a greater entity, good and evil, is definitely present.
ggnub100 1 year ago
My man love me! SPLASH
TBwassup 1 year ago
AND SHE GOT ON HER FUK EM DRESS/ & I GOT ON MY DBL BREAST- WAYNE....DO ANYBDY MAKE UP SHT DEY SELF ANYMORE..
sasfreed 1 year ago
Splaaaaaaassshh!! hahahaha
1himanshi1 1 year ago
A motherfucka get to shooting POW!!! I hope she ain't get hit......Lmao
MrMostwanted1981 1 year ago
My man loves me... My man loves me.. Slash! LMAO!!!
dannigurl06 1 year ago
My man loves me... My man loves me.. LMAO
dannigurl06 1 year ago
i'll kill er body up n dis muphucka! LOL!
MrsChingy100 1 year ago 3
2 people are crazzzzyyy derraaaanggged
visaboy559 1 year ago
"I'll kill erbody up in dis motherfucker" LMAO
MMAJJ94 1 year ago
Been watching this ALL week!!! KILLS ME!!
castma83 1 year ago
Woman: Tell me you love me..TELL ME YOU LOOOVVE ME!!
Man:...YOU AIGHT!!!...
lol!!!
johhnnystylz 1 year ago 11
he is funny
purochicano1000 1 year ago
I WANT THT!!!! 8:19 MMMMMMMMmmmMMMHMMMMmMM!!!
NayJahMone21 1 year ago
yo job is to check coats!CHECK EM BITCH!!! LMAO
Toniah27 1 year ago 2
@2:30 you cant deny THAT IS FUNNY!
Blackgod77 1 year ago
This some FUNNY Shit
MarcusBrown11 1 year ago 3
i <3 this!!!!!!!!!! classic!
hearmekayamarie 1 year ago
i soooo liikkee the " crazy derangeeee!!!! XD
brownklukz 1 year ago
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Great video. My friend on RentAFriend. com send me this video. Really amazing.
burtalbert88 1 year ago
Martin Lawrence is a comic GENIUS!!! hands down he is one the top 5 best African- American comics of all time!!
ktoney76 1 year ago
@ktoney76 I agree he's one of the greatest I wish he still standup on a regular.
Youngcarter333 1 year ago
come here mothafuka wtf waz all that shit about the bitch smilin all up your godam face lol
edwardforever1267 1 year ago
"NO HE DIDNT. NO HE DIDNT ." that had Sheneneh all over it =)
LadyBeex3 1 year ago 3
lmaooooo "i love you" pussy wet all day lollll
NessyBaby313 1 year ago 2
Your jobbb is to check coats.... Check em bitch!
ROFLMAO!!! Funny as shit!
lazyboy97 1 year ago 3
haha minute 2:13!!!!! loooove it!
kelseysoccer8 1 year ago
its is impossible not to like this he is so hillarious...i can watch 50million times and it will still be funny
sexycash98 1 year ago
I SEEN THIS WHEN I WAS 6 AND FOUND IT TO BE FUNNY AND STILL TO THIS DAY IM WEAK EVERYTIME I LOVE IT THE BEST STANDUP COMEDY EVER HANDS DOWN.... I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE TALKIN ABOUT SYRUP SANDWICHES SUGAR SANDWICHES I BEEN THROUGH THAT SHIT SO THATS WHY ITS SOO FUNNY
pyschyamind 1 year ago
"i'll kill e/b up in this mufuker"..lmao!!!! martin is a FOOL..luv him
nichole609 1 year ago
We in love out this sum bitch!
tattywine7 1 year ago 3
OHHH I REMEMBER THIS I WAS SITIN IN THE FRONT ROOM MARTIN IS VERY FUNNY :)
masterp678 1 year ago
''he's all that FUCK YALL!''
TheSuirad 1 year ago 4
THIS IS MY FAVE!
berryandsissy 1 year ago
put ya fuck em girl dress on
fuck em girl fuck em
fuck em girl fuck em
richmond283 1 year ago
HEY!......[whispers I Love you]...Pussy wet allll day! <<< Ain't it man!
TheRealLife333 1 year ago 4
This boy so damn stupid.omgsh.he hella funny.
IMDAREALLADYSPEC 1 year ago
Now, you haven't seen any signs of him being craaaaaaaaaazy, deraaaaaaaaaaaaaanged
Herringish 1 year ago 6
martin is the shit!!!!!
357vegeta 1 year ago 2
"POW!"
"Damn I hope she didn't get hit!"
Memlok117 1 year ago
"No He Didn't! NO....HE...DIDNT!"
NaDaShE 1 year ago
he stole the shit about the cocheck girl from Eddie Murphy
utubemyspaceaim 1 year ago
@utubemyspaceaim coat check*
utubemyspaceaim 1 year ago
fuck em girl, fuck em, fuck em girl, fuck em, fuck em girl, fuck em!!! Absolutely loved that part!!!
slimlady21 1 year ago 4
i kill everybody up in this muthufucka........look here women get yooo shit lets go!
lmao.
hundred02 1 year ago
Fuck-em dress...Beyonce should give him some credit here LOL!
ghetogoofy 1 year ago 6
@ghetogoofy lol thats where beyonce got thAT FROM!
Bxlisalisa 1 year ago
Why the fuck u gotta be going out all the gooddamn time LOL Why the fuck u gotta be running to the club all the motherfucking time LMAO A real lady would keep her ass at home some motherfucking time LMFAO
dakari09 1 year ago 6
lol....classic yo
Filmboy77 1 year ago 2
your job is to check coats check'em bitch!LMAO
shepperj 1 year ago 3
LOL "I'll kill everybody up in this mothafucka"
and5901 2 years ago 6
fuck em gurl, fuck em, fuck em gurl, fuck em, fuck em gurl, fuck em! lool
MightyMosDef88 2 years ago 6
that was agood one
sandy12292003 1 year ago
"look here woman...get yo shit lets go!!!!" LMAO
teejay2788 2 years ago 6
lol fuck em dress
Bubblegumstar123 2 years ago
"Tell me you love me"
"..........You aight!"
rikimaru700 2 years ago 2
Show up at the club with some footy Pajamas!!
romloyschol 2 years ago 4
All I had was a coola! LOL
Chante0105 2 years ago 3
"Not right now partner ill talk to you in a minute...ill kill erbody up in this muthafucka!" LOL
OuterSpace90 2 years ago 6
LMFAO 2:32
Br3ana2008 2 years ago
4 mutherfuckers
(Clap Clap Clap Clap)
We in love out this son of a bitch.
ThaEmperor2000 2 years ago 4
He looked sexy wit that last I love you.
kayt33mac 2 years ago 4
fuck um dress!lol
beefymann988 2 years ago 5
"Fck him girl, fck him!" lol my favorite part
EButta71 2 years ago 4
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hey Moreno angolese fag,who cares to know how they call your slutty people btw who r angoles famous people LMAO hahaha you weak fags ass even with light i dont see your charcoal ugly goat face in ur picture you are whitepeople sluts like ur mum runnaway coon
MsLolatyou 2 years ago
Last i love u was jus sexi. My man do that to me a lot when he wavin bye to me when i leave his place.
kittyma911 2 years ago
6:50well let me tell u something thank u have a nice day your job is to check coats .. check em bitch! lmao
violetpeachy 2 years ago 3
2:19 look at his eyes an how he raised his voice lamo
prettyboyalldayadigg 2 years ago
not now partner, i talk to you in a minute
i kill everybody up in this mothafucker!
hahaha
nandotime3001 2 years ago
Fuck Em Dress...lol
Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl
Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl
Fuck Em, Fuck Em Girl
BabiiKimmie 2 years ago 136
@BabiiKimmie rofctfu dis is my shit
duckwifey87 1 year ago
@BabiiKimmie
This must be where Beyonce got that song from 'Freak um Dress'. Martin should ask for royalties ;P
jb142653 1 year ago 42
@BabiiKimmie hi boo
kings654 1 year ago
crazy deranged..
lilmama22dee1 2 years ago 4
LMFAO @ 2:56
Pajamas & footies... DAMN!
CapricornHoneyLove 2 years ago 4
"all I had was a cooooollleerrr!!" ROFL
Sylenz404 2 years ago 8
who come walkin up in the club in their pajamas! lol
n8tvchick23 2 years ago 2
lol somebody kraaaaazy.... daranged
MIMI2PERFECT 2 years ago
baaaaaaaaabbbbbbbbbyyy...lol
arniece08 2 years ago 3
God Damn. Look at that leather fit. Hot As fuck, you skinny bastard. I see you Martin!
Lawrence.
God.
How y'all feel.
dreamsnicotine 2 years ago
ccccrrrrrrrrraaaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyy
dddddeeeerrraaannnggggeeddd
MUH FUCKA
mzladii10 2 years ago 3
lol, 'fuck em dress'!
hoohiwahiwa 2 years ago 2
"Babbbyyyyyyyyy............."
SouthMemphis06 2 years ago 2
pussy wet all day hahaha
99RonaldOo 2 years ago 5
fuck em girl fuck em LOLLLL 2:30
cubanitaa 2 years ago 5
fuck was all that smillin and shit about!!!!!
Sinovia1 2 years ago 3
fuck em girl, fuckem, fuckem girl, fuckem lmao!!
antondeck408 2 years ago 7
This is probably one of the more hilarious segments of the entire show.
"You ain't seen no sign of his being crazy... deranged."
UnstableProtagonist 2 years ago 9
I can't untl I'm that position lol
BIGST0N3 2 years ago
"Why the fuck you got to keep going out all the goddamn time? Why the fuck you you got to keep running to the club all the muhfuckin time! A real lady would keep her ass home sometimes!"
That sounds like something I would say to my girlfriend forreal LMAO!!!
BIGST0N3 2 years ago 6
"xcuse me"! "yeah you miss grrrrr" "smilin & shit"
canufeelitsugah 2 years ago 4
"Well look here Miss 'Thank You, Have a Nice Day', your job is to check coats... CHECK 'EM BITCH!" LOL
timmy841212 2 years ago 85
"You aiiiite!"
zapikachu 2 years ago 11
bayyyyy beeeeeeee lmfao
CartierMami 2 years ago 3