Hard News 01/23/09

[DDRpwnerer]

Gamewager is the shit. I just wish that it wasn't such a risk to place tokens with the whole raffling system.

Still, a good, legitimate site.

[djf2564]

nice

[tuber52]

HYDRO THUNDER WOOOO!!!

and how do games stimulate bad relationships, ppl usually play with FRIENDS thus having good relationship

alcholism and drugs doesnt seem right either cause you can tplay games properly when your drunk or high. imagine playin left 4 dead when your high or something you'd totally be tripping out with all these zombies rushing at you

[lhummorgan]

NO! The announcer's voice in Hydro Thunder was awesome!! But what you did there was funny as hell!! HAHA!

[LilBoomy]

wheres cheap-ass gamer.

[manofiorn]

NO, HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER

[manofiorn]

ubisoft should make a game, WITH SEAN CONNERY

[thesuprisefart]

correction with CHUCK NORRIS

[darthnazgul]

God, not another anti-video game study that's bulls***!

If I was to read a book for three hours, people don't have a problem. If I play a video game for three hours, everyone loses their minds.

[NintendosAdvocate0]

To be honest, I think it's mostly the Sony and Microsoft gamers who do drugs and drink. That's just my guess because they seem to be more wild and obnoxious and I never could relate to them. I always felt that true Nintendo fans were the more down-to-earth, decent kind of gamers. Like myself.

[xErmacx]

Shutup! PS3 pwn3d your mother last night, and xbox 360 rocks. You are the noobag!

[NintendosAdvocate0]

So, you're one of them eh? Only a Playstation or Xbox fan would talk like that. People that use mother insults are so immature.

[xErmacx]

your mother was immature last night too. SNAP! ftw! Owned! NUBCAKES! I eats thenubs like your for breakfast! Oh roflcoptor! FATALITY! ANIMALITY! BABALITY!

[NintendosAdvocate0]

You're weird dude.

[exdemon1120]

LOL I love that response.... But don't forget it's not just video gamers that are evil and the devil's work but larpers, and those that like to play with dice.... Oh no!!! LOL Clearly the use of one's imagination is the most abomadable sin there is. LOL

[xErmacx]

your face is a sin! oh burn!

[exdemon1120]

ok 1 of 2 options. 1) you'rea gamer and didn't realize I'm a gamer too and was making fun of conservative nuts or 2) you actually think gaming is a sin. Either way not a very good come back. A little weak. If you are a gamer you aren't represneting very well, if you are one of the nut jobs well... enough said. Either way would it be too much to ask for a better come back that isn't so childish. I mean from your previous ones you are a gamer and well making the rest of us look less intelligent.

[xErmacx]

Did you hear from the video? Gamers are likely too drink alcohol and use drugs, and tend too be antisocial... trust me, gamers don't need my help too make us look less intelligent... BECAUSE OF YOUR FACE!!!! OH BURNAGE!!!! nubbarb :P

[oakfire12]

i play games everday and i also go to church on sunday, i dont drink, and i have never taken drugs. i have many friends and just graduated from university last year.

[catrocks89]

"Uuhh maybe later, man. I'm going to go skate tonight"

"DRUG USE!"

I laughed so hard at that mini segment.

[benzaie]

i'm dustin and THIS is my finger !

[Xiphion]

I'm Destin, and THIS is Hard News!

[xhalodude2323]

lol corey s hot  1:51

[NiloGramz856]

haha i love the hydro thunder announcer he gets me pumped before i play the game and waste 15 bucks in quarters on that damn game.

[CloudDouche]

White Men Can't Jump

[chrisjnovo103]

wow alienwaro sucks now my uncle is a VP and now that they are ownd my dell all there stuff is being made in mexico and china he is thinking of leaving and starting his own company

[crimsonsword13]

fuck those mormons

[sonic0093]

No, F*ck you.

[crimsonsword13]

you know you can swear on the internet. you wont go to hell or get picked up by the thought police

[ajomez]

when you say a girl sucks balls at something is it a compliment?

[letnezen]

stay of WoW and its ok... happy life :)

[roger62383]

the new hydro thunder game looks to be shaping up nicely

[WIERDgameFREEK]

u know u like it u purvs LOLz

read this or ur fired lmao!!!!!!

[hairytroosers]

Destin Rocks, and Screw Attack Rocks.

you haters dont rock you haters suck ball sacks

[Maveroid93]

If gamers are on drugs,most of them allready were before they started to play games *cough cough gramers cough cough*

[CokeaholicGamer]

Shut the fuck up stupid universities

[IHATEGorgeousGeorge2]

So Destin when did you and Jose find out you guys got Diabetes from eating so much bullshit!

[WillpowerXG]

I get insulting Destin because he's in the video, but where did you get Jose from?

[Donkeyfan274]

That skit was so true

[acdctoonlinkrocks]

READ THIS OR YOU'RE FIRED!

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

hmmm....well maybe its because of the growing "inmature" gamer society.You know the ones that keep saying "fail", owned/pwned and scream like a little bitch

[eraser400]

THANK YOU!!!! i hate them! fail...its so gay when ppl say that lol

[WillpowerXG]

I'm sorry you're comment's true but I can't help but laugh at the typo iNmature I do agree though

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

even if i were to believe you, thats bad

[Xaragon64DS]

I'm a drug-free gamer.

[Koolkitties]

An ubisoft console would suck.

[plyerv]

i find it funny since, well, im a fully fledged gamer, yet i have 6 friends(used to have 2 others but they moved to saskatoon)...unless thier going to tell me that playing videogames made them move to saskatoon.....oh ya!,and ive never drunk alcohol nor done drugs and have no intentions of getting caught up in remedial antics like that. and this is coming from a guys whose been a gamer for 12 years now.

[AstralGamer]

Screwattack could you guys put Chrstian Weston Chandler to Hard News?

He's youtube accounts is

CChan6789

[maxcado]

whaTS that trailer of the week is it a game?

[glitchz1]

I will be in the uk when it happens

[dmeth51]

"DESTROYED RELATIONSHIPS!", lol. That was good.

[grekl]

"OMG! Corey's Hawt!" XD

I love the subliminal messages during Hard News. ^^

[fastgirl321]

hard news is hardcore

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

i though anybody on the age of 21 could drink... i guess ill have to check that again!

[BCRichOLL1E]

*signs up for gamewager*

[Dezzan]

the new Hydro Thunder didnt look like it had very good graphics really :/ ..

[xgamer3000]

Video games are bad? Oh, Ok, we'll all just stop playing video games now.

Honestly, DO THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN GO TELLING PEOPLE GAMES ARE BAD?!?!

[Zengx]

you guys and girl just keep on getting funnier!

[KodoLeg]

???

[SSBReDubbed]

i hope ubisoft makes a console in the next gen...be so awesome

[sonicx25]

videogames are like drugs, everyone knows they are bad but still do them because they are awesome.

[MAXXNinja]

DESTROYED RELATIONSHIPS

[xCrazyJayx]

Well because I'm a gamer, I'm going to go drink, then do drugs and then be anti social!

[lumpekongen]

im doing it right now

[EasyWhenYourEvil]

hahahahahah!!! i know right!

[SteGuitar7]

Video games aren't bad for you, that's bullshit.

Anyone with the SLIGHTEST amount of mental awareness doesn't let it get to them.

[Supermegaphone]

Tired, eh Destin?

[Dennemark]

an new hydro thunder ? awesome :D

[BlackOut0189]

lol he has baggy eyes

[kunaikidmaster]

ha ha ha, he does have baggy eyes

[djstyles17]

good hard news

[lucarocks1]

apparantly 9/9/09 will reveal dreamcast 2...prob a load of crap

[spiderrooster2]

u never no

[stardollstardoll]

2:32

[MrFathat]

People living outside english speakin countries learn english. I am from sweden and thanks for gaming i get A+ on all our english tests.

[Reptile405]

Yeah games teach you nothing my ass.

Im one of THE best in my english class (a 9th. grade in norway) cause i played pokemon when i was 7 (Or something) and didnt understand pretty much what anything was in the game, making me want to learn it.

Allso games like BadCompany have given me killer reflecses and ability to see small movements O.o

[LessthanJake14]

Oh, my story is much stranger. I watched Simpsons since I was 5 and picked up words. Later on I searched the definitions and am now considered a "walking dictionary".

[gammainn]

Hahaha yeah that goes for me as well (I'm from norway too). I've learned most of my english from movies and games.

[AngstFisch]

You are becoming or have always been huge sell out fawgs.

[Raidou10k]

How are they selling out?

[Wynner3]

BYU is in Utah. Utah is mainly made up of Mormons, of course they are going to come out with bullsh*t about gaming.

[LessthanJake14]

And crappy studies to prove that Jesus existed and did live in America; and that they're not insane.

[zyonhunter]

thats right

[Ryuujin1024]

* Please select a valid birthdate. - So much for gamewager.

[kaisercrush]

Books are more dangerous. They cause millions of paper cuts a year.

[TheDJ17]

Do they really call it Bring 'em Young University? Or did I hear wrong?

[Yupeji]

It's definately Bring 'em Young University alright

But the whole thing must be a lie because with Videogames I learned near perfect English..

[Hamhark98]

Me too. I also learned how to tell a good story and how to kill goblins.

[Raidou10k]

No, that's what I heard as well..

[bigswano]

I'd like to take Corey out for a drink

[smojak]

Read this or you're fired!

[zyonhunter]

BYU is like jack thompson

[bloodangelxx]

full of BULLSHIT?

[keredmieles]

how can video games be bad for u if now n days everyone and their mother plays video games Fuck You BYU never even heard of you

[Khetti]

Don't Ubisoft already release 20 games a year with the Clancy name on it?

[Razor642]

straight after he says read this or your fired he whispers i love you lol

[jupa09]

HEY! READ THIS OR YOU'RE FIRED. rofl

[Juriga5]

FUCK BYU i know 1000 and 1000s of gamers who haven't got any problems at all

[dgx4ever]

cant people just treat gamers like any other group of people? as a famous monkey once said "cant we all just get along"?

[FatJoe214]

hmm a ubisoft console...are they gonna make a virtual reality suit that lets you play the splinter cell and rainbow six games???that would be awesome

[witchkingofangmar1]

Ubisoft console? hell yes!

[HeartBreakKid551]

103th =D

[Heemoproductions]

102th comment.

[divalona123]

101th comment

[Mripod128]

100th comment

[nitemaric]

hey im a gamer and i am fine i am clean and sober and i have fine relatonships w/ others gamers nerds rappers and jocks

[survivor104]

wow, the people who made that study have NO idea what they're talking about. Besides, don't they have something BETTER to do with their time?

[nitemaric]

no the people who did that love jack tompsan too much

[KingDroid101]

Somehow I smell a disbarred lawyer.

[TARDISdude2k7]

same here

[findmeacrashsite]

BYU = Mormon = hates fun

... no offense to you Mormons out there.

[AlexM2800]

next on hard news, advertise Haze and Too Human or your fired

[thigthunk]

cooL

[metallicakixtotalass]

I'm a student in AP Psychology, and I know immediately why that university's results = fail.

They are assuming that because those gamers are antisocial, alcoholics, and druggies, the video games actually caused those problems. This is called confusing correlation with causation.

If a university's staff really made such a stupid, amateur mistake, they all deserve to be fired and their PhD's taken away.

[Tophisthebest226]

Us video gamers Are Untouchable!!! WE WILL RULE THE WORLD ONE OF THESE DAYS!!!! Thank u Screw Attack, Now We have a perfect excuse to destroy those haters Out there

[SuperMarioKartist]

Oh boy just what we need. ANOTHER person who's trying to say video games are bad. I can actually contracdict the whole idea of video games destroying relationships because I've actually made a few friends because we had a common intrest in video games. It's the same thing as having a common intrest in television shows.

[wowpaladin10]

YOUR AWESOME and i so going to use that trailer a few times now

[TheOnlyLipBomb]

yeah because I make lots of good friends online and stay in my house playing video games makes me wanna do drugs, drink and make ne have terrible relationships...

JACKASSES!!!!

[TLoZNarutofan]

Destin thinks Cory is hawt!

[CamsEyeView]

oh god not another idiot who thinks video games are bad * rolls eyes* shit

[Nintendoprogamer]

BYU.... fuuuuuck you

[MclovinKillerMX]

lol

[ShadowPhoenix142]

New Hydro thunder!? Awesome!

[manuelito1233]

Oh... THAT trailer... YESS!

[dJw1ng]

message at 1:52 is not true

[Zer0small]

Nice.

[omgiownzizzleu]

why no pick of the week?

[drakez420]

MAKE TEH SHOW LONGER

kthnx

[IIJazzyII]

They do this every day and have a website. They don't need to make it any longer because they'd have nothing to say.

[bob902004]

BYU is a disgrace to universities everywhere.

[weeoo86]

Craig: "Hey! read this or you're fired."

Lol!!!

[saintaureus]

What's up with the cheerleader clips? Not that I'm complaining.

[drakez420]

some game for the wii.

[KSL14112]

1:52

[MetalGearNaked]

Poor relationships?

LOL, I have ton of friends in real life.

[DeezDaDon]

OoOoOoOo A Clansey Box...I WANT IT I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!lol

[sikokiller12]

read this or your fired lol

Craig blackmailed him lol

[thunderhayes]

Oh my...here they go bashing video games again.

[ceeqanguel]

Of course BYU bash videogames: their mission is (quote "to assist individuals in their quest for perfection and ETERNAL LIFE" unquote). They are a christian\republican\conservat­ive university. I won't disrespect them though because their science program seems pretty solid, honest and accurate, unlike a lot of creationists schools on the rise in the US. I just can't see how they can reconcile cosmology and abiogenesis then change class and say god made the world in 7 days. Mario makes jesus cry!

[jpeg1991]

Who added the "omgawd! Corey is HOT!" subliminal message to the vid?

Actually who does edit Hard News?

[Efreeti]

Corey?

[hahaha10001]

maybe Ben, he's the video dude at SA

[DawctaPhail]

can you give me the exact time in the video it popped up?

[ceeqanguel]

It was my... euh... "friend"... who put the message there. *coughcough!* I think HE might have a crush on her but is too shy... *looks around nervously*

[screwattack]

I write Hard News, make the images, and edit the video.

- Destin

[hellblazer116]

you do a great job destin i really enjoy hard news

[AgilanKantar]

So you do all of it.

[screwattack]

Yep.  Ben and Jose do camera usually. I'm not that good. Sometimes Chad will work with me on a punchline but for the most part it's all me.

[TekkenXer]

YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH­H Hydro Thunder is the shit way back.

[DeezDaDon]

HY DROOOOOOOO THUHNDAA!!!!lol

[naruhearts1]

the funny thing is Video Games have actually HELPED me in school

[TimiS0]

YAY now i have a reason to start playing tf2 again

[8H2324]

yes i do

[crammage]

NEW HYDRO THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!

[moss257]

I KNOW IT'S SO AWESOME!!

[earnhardtrush8]

1/5 douchenazel

[ITSaTRAP47]

wait... so what was the trailer of the week for

[nick31189x]

Hydro Thunder is the shit

[johnnymo221]

Corey IS hot

[VinalG4ce]

Cool news together today

[Mileenasman]

Craig wouldn't fire Destin.  He is Mickey's replacement in the full of fail department.

[natemarveldude]

Yeah! Hydro Thunder!!!

[chubroc]

HAHAH! Skating = Drug-Use? LOL

5/5 as usual

[Maztuhmind]

i bet the sequel to hydro thunder is gonna suck.

[theduder27]

i like hard news i just wish he wouldn't do the finger point and hard news thing...

[LilJPeg]

y not? its awsome!!!! lol

[DiabloDave363]

holy shit i remember HT. i loved that game!

[JJkul1917]

"...Video games are bad for you : ("

haha.

Also, I've lost like 30 pounds thanks in large part to DDR. I plan to lose a lot more too.

[tnpan]

HYDRO THUNDER! FUCK YEAH!

Fuck that. Gamers don't drink alcohol! They have Dr. Pepper, Jolt Cola, those mega man energy tanks that are only available in Japan, and Tentacle Grape!

Read this or you're fired!

[palmtreez101]

hydro thunder FTW

[Indead]

Hell yeah! Hydro Thunder! Love the arcade, and the Dreamcast version is the best you can get! God I hope that comes to consoles, 60 bucks or not, it's mine. 360 release!

[kingdombrawl]

video games arnt bad. some games make you think (tetris & zelda) many games let your dreams come to life and make you more creative. and the wii & ddr is well fricking making people healthy

[FierceDeity835]

That's a HUGE generalization.

[DDRpwnerer]

By the way, why would video games make you use drugs? Unless you OD on caffeine, I think that'd actually lower the chance, same with alcohol.

I'm going to check out Gamewager as well. I fucking rape at Team Fortress 2.

[SlickSwiftProduction]

ur awesome

[DemonKillerO2]

Nice episode but i fucking hate the fucking first comment shit it haves to stop. it's dumb to comment OMG FIRST -_-

Just stop the fucking first comment crap

[colummcclelland90]

just ignore it you cock... look 216th

[MegalixirGaming]

Just ignore it.

Also, swearing randomly doesn't make you cool.

[MLSUSA]

Bringum Young?

It's Brigham Young lol