somebody stole this video's sound! It could be anyone of us in this comment box.... It could be you! Or even you! As God as my witness I'm gonna find this sick son of a bitch!
As a linguist, I can say that there's no such thing as unaccented English . . . there's no "pure" or "natural" English (even though everybody thinks their own is).
noo us americans have accent we the supeir breed we with the gresas like bush, bob saget ,bob barker have no accent for we are god of kiwis ozzys and canadians( this is sarcasm)
its not sarcasm its just a satirical attempt at a humorous attack on the good people of New Zealand, The greatest country in the world Australia and at Canada
Americans do have accents but by no way are you a supirier breed to any other nation, your just a pompous bunch of hypocrites, and when they get into any type of trouble they have to drag the rest of the world down with them so that they can stay as one of the most powerful countries in the world and this shows that by no way known that the laughable place you call america is just a blemish on the rest of the world.
"your mind is a pool and thoughts are water"... just imagine, think, dream, wonder, ponder, about theories of why things happen and, ooh im so excited the things u can think about just send ur mind into over drive and can be like a drug, get a pen and piece of paper and just write down ur thoughts about everything u will be surprised at what u think of! learn to want and want to learn
very true but not as good as being mexican. they is the shizel. england draws with australia in my opinion. america is down there with bratislava and swaziland
I agree that some parts are over-used such as the bumper boats, buzz aldrin and what not, but every stand up comedian has their 'set' of themes and jokes they use and the modify that. He did these not anticipating them to all go on youtube and people to watch every one and see the same jokes, because it's live and a one-off viewing, sorta like live concerts- many playings of the same songs
its called a repertoire. most comics use jokes they previously wrote just like most bands play songs they previously wrote. you should check out improv if you like people flowing off the top of their heads. =)
If you've seen Imagine That you know what he's saying anyway!
IllegalCardReader 1 week ago
OK.... Who can lipread?
LAZBOY444 1 month ago
no sound!
akaGiNX 4 months ago
dragons
CROMERCRABO1 4 months ago
why the hell does this not have sound your a jerk
pixiezchannel 7 months ago
this video had subtitles about two years ago
11helloguy 7 months ago
ill put in the the subtitles:
buzz: prrr prrrr prrrr prrrr prrrr prrrr prrr prrr...
f**k ya!
"dave": number 5 please return your boat please
buzz: prrrr prrr prrr prrr prrr prrr prrr prrr...
f**k ya been to the moon!
11helloguy 7 months ago
serious lack of sound...
Theutube92 7 months ago
do you like waffles?
oldgregghomie5 7 months ago
Yo, mate!
At least put up sub-titles
Lexar117 9 months ago
Not cool
Kindbud321 9 months ago
God dammit!... give me a warning. my ears are now deaf. sick of these loud videos
MrToiletclogger 11 months ago 3
You'd have to be deaf to hear that.
paxe1 11 months ago 6
@paxe1 oh man. that got me.lmfao.
TheDive99 5 months ago
well ths is about as useful as a magician on the radio
peteyandjaydee 1 year ago
TYPICAL!!!!
22Hammurabi 1 year ago
Why are they all laughing??!!??
I dont get it!!
ahhhahah
SugarRuneStarNut 1 year ago
what the fark the sound
tylerisdabest7 1 year ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
dont you guys get it
hes a mute.
pivotCHANNLE 1 year ago
ugh, i cant hear that....you got to be deaf to hear that!!! lol
Takorycoden 1 year ago 2
@Takorycoden You've got to be deaf to hear it? That makes no sense at all.
0yashamaru0Return 1 year ago
@0yashamaru0Return lol it is a line he does on a show called flight of the conchords.
Takorycoden 1 year ago
Ahaha! he looks like Julian Lennon! haha
LonlyHeartsClubBand 1 year ago
OMG! I don't know if you guys got that first joke. It took me a while, I had to listen twice. Hilarious.
jaylieblong 1 year ago
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ooganblat 1 year ago
silence... *crickets noises*..... i don't get it o.O
JoshOhen92 1 year ago
Moo... Moo-ray
chavedappelle 1 year ago
hmm he should probably speak a little louder...
DW8807 1 year ago
He's quiet
03Dmartin 1 year ago
Yes, me too.
renegadereposter 1 year ago
Rhys darby...
beardigady 1 year ago
Where's the sound?!?!?!?!?!
juliemariah 2 years ago
This is like a cake shop without any cakes
usernamealredytaken 2 years ago 3
oh, shivers
DreamerFilmCo 2 years ago
wats up with da sound????
ILoveWBloodElves6991 2 years ago
somebody stole this video's sound! It could be anyone of us in this comment box.... It could be you! Or even you! As God as my witness I'm gonna find this sick son of a bitch!
playerofrock04 2 years ago 68
@playerofrock04 YOU GO IN THERE AND KICK THAT HACKERS ASS!
nrobledo2000 1 year ago
Ginger balls!
Greesovith 2 years ago 2
"you'd have to be deaf to hear that"
hautedaug 2 years ago 11
"well not if you squint your ears"
CalviNNation 2 years ago 8
Try to spell his name right you dumbass
Arrowblade7 2 years ago 4
FUCK THIS!
gizzmomo 2 years ago
where is the sound?
5starfalloutLUVER 2 years ago
WHAT!!!! This is so gay... Rhys Darby is the man! I was looking forward to watching this when i saw it... grrrrr
JessManYea 2 years ago 7
Alright, band meeting... :)
123rockinrabbit123 2 years ago 6
IT DOESN'T WORK!!
Theres no way of telling YouTube!!
andrewdavies4 2 years ago
It did used to work, I will find new vids
AMBTuts 2 years ago
This is hilarious love the joke at 0:55 made me laugh so much.
Bounty555 2 years ago
I'm so angry! I feel like swearing!
Why won't they work!
SombreAngel 2 years ago
Why has the sound stopped working? It is not just my computer but like 10 others i've tried!
michiganmoocow 2 years ago
this video says it has 106,518 views, but has anyone seen it?
peter11chapman 2 years ago
i did once.. it was awesome.. then i tried to watch it again a couple weeks later.. and this
masterofbass12 2 years ago
oh im sorry for your loss.....
peter11chapman 2 years ago
screw you jameslovestennis, screw you sir
jimroddy 2 years ago
The sound on my computer went so I couldn't watch this.
dammit.
charljenky29 2 years ago
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amansaxena25 2 years ago
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bruntonburger 2 years ago
why are peole going on about america and austrailia
yorksiregal 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
look up the video
martin rizo colorblind
lilkrap 2 years ago
Aah, man, I wanted to see this!
GroovyGirl1990 2 years ago
is anyone else having trouble getting this to work?
traceyhw 2 years ago 77
yes
Preisellack 2 years ago
just type in "&fmt=18" and then it will make it work, but you will watch it in high quality.
10000fistsd 2 years ago
that used to work it dont work no more!
reubenw59 2 years ago
I can't hear anything! :S
xXAfternoonSuicideXx 2 years ago 7
i feel supressed by america
thegandalf666 2 years ago
obviously americans can't grasp the concept of sarcasm, fool.
justace86 2 years ago
your mean you should say your sorry.
if you dont i will be very sad.
obammasupporter 2 years ago
no audio
wholikesmetallica 2 years ago
Umm, kiwis don't have accents. Funnily enough we're the only country that doesn't (excluding South Aucklanders bro).
greggieboy71 2 years ago
As a linguist, I can say that there's no such thing as unaccented English . . . there's no "pure" or "natural" English (even though everybody thinks their own is).
cand86 2 years ago 2
@cand86
You're right, but it was a joke.
Aeschylus 2 years ago
noo us americans have accent we the supeir breed we with the gresas like bush, bob saget ,bob barker have no accent for we are god of kiwis ozzys and canadians( this is sarcasm)
obammasupporter 2 years ago
you sound like ur just a fucken idiot!
travisty51 2 years ago
please read last part before judgin me.
the "this is sarcasm" part
obammasupporter 2 years ago
its not sarcasm its just a satirical attempt at a humorous attack on the good people of New Zealand, The greatest country in the world Australia and at Canada
travisty51 2 years ago
ok im sorry i offended you.
obammasupporter 2 years ago
anyway iv changed it now
no us americans have no accent we the supeir breed we with the greats like bush, have no accent for we are god of kiwis ozzys and canadians.
(this is a joke)
better?
obammasupporter 2 years ago
Americans do have accents but by no way are you a supirier breed to any other nation, your just a pompous bunch of hypocrites, and when they get into any type of trouble they have to drag the rest of the world down with them so that they can stay as one of the most powerful countries in the world and this shows that by no way known that the laughable place you call america is just a blemish on the rest of the world.
travisty51 2 years ago
lol i was joking.
but you do seem a lot like an american ..... i wonder.n
no im jk
obammasupporter 2 years ago
no, no, i'm an Australian, much better than being an american, yup, yup
travisty51 2 years ago
im sure it is
obammasupporter 2 years ago
hey man now thats real sarcasm that u just used!!! i'm impressed ur learning something now big man... Claps for you!!!!!!!!! YAY...
travisty51 2 years ago
i cant tell are you being condescending?
if so then your defently an american.
obammasupporter 2 years ago
"your mind is a pool and thoughts are water"... just imagine, think, dream, wonder, ponder, about theories of why things happen and, ooh im so excited the things u can think about just send ur mind into over drive and can be like a drug, get a pen and piece of paper and just write down ur thoughts about everything u will be surprised at what u think of! learn to want and want to learn
travisty51 2 years ago
.... your strange words confuse me i do not understand this. im not that smart try to remeber i come from america.
obammasupporter 2 years ago 2
very true but not as good as being mexican. they is the shizel. england draws with australia in my opinion. america is down there with bratislava and swaziland
marshy555 2 years ago
Nah, nah, thats an insult to us Aussies sayin that we draw with england!!!!! hahaha, but i do like ur point about america
travisty51 2 years ago
you cant rly judge people by there government, im australian and i got nothing agaisnt americans
housesoftheholy123 2 years ago
i wasnt judging anyone, i was just voicing my opinion...
travisty51 2 years ago
yea faggot he was just voicing his opinion
Foyle92 2 years ago
LOL!
fruitlooptoot 2 years ago
Yes we DO have accents, and apperntly they are sexy by other countries standards
spazman220 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
The New Zealand accent is so shit for comedians, but somehow this guy can pull it off. haha
magg0tmacdonald 2 years ago
The Kiwi accent hasn''t been a problem for Cal Wilson (or Alan Brough orJemaine Clement or Brett McKenzie)
TyrannySue 2 years ago 4
5:16
thedailyenglishshow 2 years ago
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BrianIsTheTrueGod 2 years ago
5:03
thedailyenglishshow 2 years ago
this is the second rhys darby video with no audio...FUCK!
dustinrlawrence 2 years ago
It works if you add &fmt=22 at the end.
MrsBluveridge 2 years ago 10
why does that work?
ItsWhatever24 2 years ago
I have no idea, it just does.
I saw it as a comment to one of his other videos that wouldn't work and so I thought I'd try it on this one as well...
MrsBluveridge 2 years ago
Thanks for that hint. =]
tzncz 2 years ago
video doesnt work :-(
jokers2theright 2 years ago 3
"Ah fuck off, take your shoes off it's socks only" Hahahaha!
dofty 3 years ago
GO RAINBOWS END!
i go there like every week hahhha.
ScaredLaughs 3 years ago
He's so young!
kootypattoo 3 years ago
brum... brum... brum... "Fuck you I've been to the Moon!"
HughStehlik1 3 years ago
omg hes so different from murray!
i wouldnt recogninze him if it wasnt for the voice lol
mialovesheroes 3 years ago
not that it really matters, but he has gained SO much weight since he started doing FotC. He looks SO different.
lonman80 3 years ago
LOL wht a legend !
jh414 3 years ago
lol, this guys sooooooo funny....and funny as murray to :P
Zormino 3 years ago
yay murray!!!
thaerith 3 years ago
take ya shoes off its socks only!
sexonbech 3 years ago
lolol!! "Crusader" in the name of the lord we demand ur castle! No Fuck off! lol craaaaks me upp!
sexonbech 3 years ago
"Coffee?" "No thanks... been to the moon..."
KynKitsune 3 years ago 2
I remember when you came. That was a big night.
haha
johnnycashaddict 3 years ago
Haha!!! The Thing About Rainbows End is so true!!
It Sucks
twihardforlife 3 years ago
I could have sworn he said Rambo's End and it sounded much cooler then. Must be the accent.
Pooklette 3 years ago
murray!
m3plus2 3 years ago
woo hoo a kiwi!
AlExMaCkEnZiE101 3 years ago 2
Thats happen to me on another Video of Him ae
Loserphone224 3 years ago
hey plays opposite jim carey in yes man!! he's soooo funny!
<3
irishhunny87 3 years ago
Yea go New Zealands
Jonovbond 3 years ago
GET IN THE CAR!
JousterinJudge 3 years ago
haha the odd girl
Valledor1987 3 years ago
his name is rhys darby
gildeleonn 3 years ago
lol this guy pwns on tv and on the stage!
shinesinpines 3 years ago
fuk u beem to the moon
lol
nah ur a crack up
jet pak lol
Timmybro21 3 years ago
Is it just me or is there no sound? Hmm.
SmudgeFerSure 3 years ago
just you
nathanthesnare 3 years ago
no sound???
chestypants78 3 years ago 3
KIWI POWER
WiiWii100 3 years ago
I loved the odd girl thing.
SuicidalSammy 3 years ago
haha oh man, I saw this ages ago but completely didnt realise he played Murray out of FOTC, the odd girl line made me cry with laughter haha
imamacyoureapc 3 years ago
"alright im gunna get my chopper" lol
guess174 3 years ago 2
Fuck ya ive been to the moon!!
ren0reno 3 years ago 5
"FUCK YOU BEEN TO THE MOON AND BACK !"
GQDZILA 3 years ago 6
its rhys btw
warzonepwns 3 years ago
rickey gervais owns but this guy is gooood
Mintbeans123 3 years ago
he is a legend
atTNTat 3 years ago 2
Yuss New Zealand.
Emilybriggs027 3 years ago 5
this guys a ledgend !!
macca9091112 3 years ago 3
thee ODD girl
haha
joedouglas08 3 years ago 6
i love this guy! (:
"fuck you i've been to the moon"
:D
FairTradeBaby 3 years ago 6
lmao!! "Castles...and shit." XDDDD fuck rhys is a GENIUS! XD
xxuselessbulletsxx 3 years ago
hes so good at sound effects blimey, bring it to the conchords
JazSmithPresentation 3 years ago 2
damn 8 years has done alot on him, or maybe its just the gotee haha
ValnnB 3 years ago 2
Epic fail at spelling rhys.. or should i say ryshxaew
SSLeonidas 3 years ago
he is insane! rofl
butface44 3 years ago
funny stuff. =)
amylovesrats 3 years ago
He looks completely differant to when he was murray in FOTC
mrnailz360 3 years ago
lol
"In the name of the the lord we demand your castle"
"Nah fuck off"
fuitkake 3 years ago
haha! the odd girl line really got me! He's surprisingly good!
Danjag88 3 years ago
yush he'sz da man on flight of the conchord'sz
willyballz 3 years ago 4
I nearly choked on my cofee
"I take home the odd girl, the odd girl"
Funny shit man good one rhys!!!!
This guy makes me proud to be a kiwi
alexyynz 3 years ago 4
I love his accent!! New Zealand accents are cool. His robot was cool, too. "Coffee? No thanks, I've been to the moon." Classic.
Jillianfilms 3 years ago 7
he sounds like Worms the PC game with all his noises and what not
Rob1w1b 3 years ago 3
lol yer his stuff is good but call it what u want tht buzz aldrin in the bumper boats is in evry gig he's ever dun i swear
colmbr 3 years ago
It was on my birthday last year 2007 and I went to see this live
Coolyboy690 3 years ago
I agree that some parts are over-used such as the bumper boats, buzz aldrin and what not, but every stand up comedian has their 'set' of themes and jokes they use and the modify that. He did these not anticipating them to all go on youtube and people to watch every one and see the same jokes, because it's live and a one-off viewing, sorta like live concerts- many playings of the same songs
NicholasDawbin 3 years ago 6
very true, i never thought of it that way, makes sense, thanks for that
Outrun37 3 years ago
fuckin legend! GINGER BALLS!
benhoc289 3 years ago 3
Fuk ya I've been to the moon!
seventyeight 3 years ago
Usually I don't like swearing, but that line was hilarious!!
Jillianfilms 3 years ago
hes like the guy from police academy but on crak!!!!!!!!! hes soooo funi!!
paniayoun 3 years ago
He looks so different on FOTC. It's weird since this was filmed just a few short years ago.
eringate 3 years ago
its called a repertoire. most comics use jokes they previously wrote just like most bands play songs they previously wrote. you should check out improv if you like people flowing off the top of their heads. =)
atf88213 4 years ago 6
This comment has received too many negative votes show
hes using stuff from previous skits
rockingrobot 4 years ago
every comedian does that. do you expect them to write a completely new set for each gig?
eastjame 4 years ago 12
well most times ive seen him he has... dont get me wrong tho, i still love it
rockingrobot 4 years ago 9
lol i like the bouncy castle bit
Herzeleid3000 4 years ago 8
I love this bloke. Post more please.
The odd girl, no? I know someone like that.
I love his sound effects. "..Fuk ya....."
KGibson9000 4 years ago 8
NEED MORE RHYS DARBY POSTED
ItsMeDaveMan 4 years ago 5
Very funny guy, upload everything he has done ;-P
radbyx 4 years ago 4
Great vid!!!! Crack up
Niels12345678910 4 years ago 4
yep
robotman7 4 years ago
plz post :)
jameslovestennis 4 years ago
Enjoy all :)
jameslovestennis 4 years ago