The Legend of the Titanic - 6/9

[iDieSiss]

Costa Concordia!!!!

[EMaster2006]

Those's fins that look like they're located in the crouch area of the sharks bother me too much.

[Hollywoodu360]

So... Sharks sunk the Titanic.

The POTC Kraken fucked a dog

Bad guy doesn't shoot him

Bitches don't think he'll escape

Spike is Rainbow Dash

[gunterdak]

yes of course. Ice sits on the bottom of the ocean.

[tenshiuve]

who the fuck are the 18 people who liked this?

[xcheekymonkeyx25]

@tenshiuve

me

[Bricente]

Is there the drawing scene

[jazz265]

Is this like another sequel to American Tail or something?

[JazzyJade223]

DO THEY EVER BLINK?

[JFLD8]

Who the heck is that lady in blue supposed to be?

[JazzyJade223]

@JFLD8 rose

[scottski02]

Yea, there's an iceberg at the bottom of the ocean, because everyone knows that ice sinks in water.

Good Lord, what were the writers thinking?

[Kaarolziinha2010copa]

esse filme e muitoo bom tem gente que fala mal pois nao tem bom gosto nen pra escolher comida congelada

[AG4eva44]

I think the sharks have erections

[Clonetrooperkev]

@georgejeffewrson nope sorry, the PLOT CONVENIENCE GOD has spoken!

[Myytmovies]

@georgejeffewrson dude, it's a movie with talking mice and prison sharks, the ice at the bottom of the sea is the least of our worries

[udontnoimkool]

This is an underwater conspiracy!!!!

[Siberianchan]

@georgejeffewrson ... they apparently also had modern push up bras back then instead of corsets. So... don't worry. We are all stupid. They all know better.

[RogueRoses91]

oh yeah, makes so much sense. a giant octopus and sharks sunk the titanic. the historians and newspapers of the day totally got it wrong. :P pfft. this is so crazy in so many ways, but the other version was so much worse. haha

[TheBatmanSmells]

Why hasnt the Nostalgia Critic reviewed this?!?!

[tigereyes1994]

@TheBatmanSmells He has

[roxieheart100]

@TheBatmanSmells hes has. now will he review tentacolino. that is the question

[vancepar08]

You have to admit, the sharks are pretty threatening

[WumWip]

An octopus with a dog face? Gawd save us all

[dragonalchemist89]

I THINK YOUR WRONG SIR! WRONG!

How am i wrong? TELL ME!

OH YOU'LL FIND OUT, IM ABOUT TO SUMMON IT!

[guywith3]

so this a giant octopus throwing a giant iceberg is how the Titanic sunk? I'll be sure to put that in my history report.

[aquapendulum]

Sharks have dickfins, these animators sure have a dirty imagination.

[LA1423]

So there's a giant octopus with a dog's face in this movie?

[LauraIsPink]

@LA1423 yep. if you think this is bad you should see the sequel to this pile of crap. the sequel is . . . well just inexplicably bad.

[maiwork6666666]

This...is horrendous...I can't...I....

[SomeFluffer64]

Okay, why did the villian want to sink the entire ship with thousands of people on it? What could he possibly gain from doing such a thing?

[LunasAlleyway]

0:20 Impossible? If you exist, truly nothing is impossible in this movie.

[FireButts15]

9:03

TF2 in a nutshell.

[CloneComander1138]

Right. BECAUSE SHARKS ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO STOP A PROPELLOR SPINNING AT LIKE 99MPH!

[Menaceman44]

Um, has that octopus got a NOSE?

[DarknessbUnnie]

I love squid and octopus...but god damn is Tentacles a dumbass....

[Setzer2500]

@DarknessbUnnie I like Octopi too. That's why I hate Tentacles so god damn much. His design is so... STUPID!

[snakes3425]

You know Big Boss I'm not an expert on evil plans but, you've got a gun to the Duke's head, why not just shoot him after he's signed all the papers, toss his body overboard, and frame Elizabeth and her boyfriend for the crime? It's 1912 for god sake and you're a corrupt buisness man I'm sure you can bribe the police

[Jangobadass]

@snakes3425

No, because that would've made sense

[ClickClackClickClack]

Sharks sunk the titanic. Wow. Just wow.

[GurahkWeavile]

Maltrevors is such a douche! I never seen a more douchy villian in an animated movie in all my life!

[wahinesurfergirl]

Mmmmm....gummy shaaaarrrrkkkkkksssss.....

[Rosebunse]

I'm sorry, but this kinda makes me sick...It's offensive to octopuses, sharks, and ship-wreck victims.

[TheLisagrey]

So icebergs don't float unitl they're thrown to the surface by a mouse-octopus? I have learned something today! :D

[Rosebunse]

@TheLisagrey A retarded mouse-octopus no less.

[EvilRadiatedMonkey]

This was a success in Italy?

[DocSane]

@EvilRadiatedMonkey Yes, apparently.

[AliaSparrow]

@DocSane How do you know it was a success in Italy? How much did it gross? How insensitive were its audiences?!

[arvilino]

@DocSane It's not exactly that bad on animated terms, just that it's just insensitive about the titanic. I could see why it could be a little bit of a success as an animated movie about the titanic. It is sort of decent for something outisde of disney, pixar, sony and dreamworks.

[SamECircle]

@DocSane Haha! Ze childrens looooff the wine! More wine! Ze childrens loooff ze historical inaccuracies! More historical accuracies! Oui oui!

Wait, that's not italy

...

Ich bin un Historical Innacuracies! Hitler!

Nope...

Um...

The mafia!

[SomeFluffer64]

@DocSane ... I'm speechless...

[DeepEye1994]

@DocSane NO. I live in italy since I was 1 and I'm a cartoon nerd, and I never meet somebody who know theese film or ever saw a tape on ANY videoshop...

[wifeofmurtagh]

@DocSane i've never heard about it...actually i only saw the VHS of Titanic The Legend Continues in a couple of stores 10 years ago (i'm italian)

[squallken3173]

@DocSane What?! This movie was a hit in Italy?! What next, "The Magic Voyage" was a hit in Germany?!

[snakes3425]

@squallken3173

Legend of the Titanic: Revenge for that whole invasion of Italy thing during World War II

Magic Voyage: Revenge for that whole invasion of Germany during World War II and division of Germany thing during the Cold War 

[skeight1985]

@DocSane I read it on Wikipedia, but it's strange... I'm Italian, but I hadn't even heard of this crap before finding it on cracked.com.

[MAnnaconduit1]

@DocSane they must really get into that wine then, this makes me sick

[IlbarettodelLuca]

@EvilRadiatedMonkey @DocSane I guess you have done a real big mistake.

I'm Italian (and proud to be) and I have never heard of this movie, and so did like 99,999999% of Italian people.

I'm not defending these horrible movies! In Italy we do have taste for good ones! We also have the best voice actors in the world, for example those who give their voices to Leonardo di Caprio or Russel Crowe, so don't let you make cheat from bad comedies or animated movies!

[shadow38018]

ummm did you no sherks cant talk

[sparkish808]

6:16.... is he saying "YOU DEVIL!"... he sounds JUST like the AVPS Professor Umbridge. XD

[Bloodtoastie]

3:34 HAHAHAH. "AYRE AR UERH EYAER UERH ARHAHHH!!" WTF IS UP WITH THAT? They sound like a gaggle of retards

[DrGnockerz]

I love how the plan of the sinking of the Titanic by talking sharks is the only part of the movie where they bother explaining anything in detail.

[Gg66dolphin]

yes we all know sharks easily push around orcas. It's not like they eat sharks or anything

[paramorerocs16]

@sygo7g haha mouse octopus!!! It's still funny!

[paramorerocs16]

@sygo7g i guess so but poor mouse octopus i don't know why he's so gullible.

[poweroftheglory]

Sadly, this wasn't the last time an animal cost the death of many. During WWII, a foolish chipmunk inadvertently caused the holocaust.

[lesmisloony]

Well, there's one thing missing and that's YOUR aristocratic John Hancock!

[VerySourLemon]

Tentacles the Octopus is the worst character in animation history. Nuff said.

[Kahran042]

@VerySourLemon Worse than Stanley the Troll?

[VerySourLemon]

@Kahran042

At least HE didn't save everybody on the Titanic!

[javelin401401]

Casper the friendly octopus?!!!

[ZillaRocks]

@javelin401401 My thought exactly...and this is the lamest conspiracy theory I've ever seen in my life, it even beats what Alex Jones cranks out.

[CalicoVall]

@ZillaRocks Or Jack T. Chick for that matter. LOL

[ZillaRocks]

@CalicoVall No, I don't think anything beats him when it comes to BS.

[Bobzeaux]

2:18 - AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHA!!!!!!! OH... MY... GOD!!! Are you SERIOUS, movie?? THAT'S the best design for a giant octopus you could come up with?? XD Ow, my sides!...

As far as elaborate animal-based plans to take down the Titanic are concerned, wouldn't it be easier to just have the mice eat through all of the communication cables so that the engineers couldn't get the word to slow down once the iceberg had been spotted?

[paramorerocs16]

what is up with the gang sharks and the jewish accent whale and the octopus with the face of a mouse or something like that i know octopus eyes don't look like that they don't have a black nose like a dog or a cat and their mouths are underneath.

[Pooky1991]

I can't believe this one has better animation and but somehow made the other more historically accurate and realistic. Af least in that one it was an iceburg. In this one its sharks working for a human-_- SIGH...

[generaltodd2]

ok this is very very disrespectful to the ship and everyone on it.

[afee14]

I like that the stepmother's sister's only purpose for the entire movies was to chuckle at the signing of the will at 7:37...

[minieyke]

Holy shit! Its charlie the octupus!

[Jen18lol]

This movie some how keeps get more and more ridiculous! Like you got to be kidding me with the sharks. Also a octopus? enough with the freakin animals! When did the Titantic become more focused on animals than the people.

[TitanicExpert]

@sygo7g If they want to do Titanic animated, it's better off with Japanese animee. At least it would tell the truth about this disaster instead of making up pointless stuff.

[TitanicExpert]

@sygo7g It doesn't give them the truth of what really happened.

[dragonlover161616]

Seriously this is just so wrong, in so many ways.

[TitanicExpert]

Why, Italians, why....?

[bjnboy]

@TitanicExpert

I guess because they never forgave the British and Americans for beating them in World War II.

[hunnykun101]

so sharks destory the Titanic.......wow

[GreenBlossom45]

soooo is was the tentacels or snarks who bring down titanic down wtf

[Gothka13]

You know, this is all very illogical, so I don't need a scene where a shark is trying to explain how they are going to sink the ship. Really, i don't need it, you're already talking and dressed up as cellmates and talking to humans, so you don't need to explain your plan any further.

[OShades]

"Tentacles! Heeeeeeeeelp!"

I LOL'd very hard at that.

[Reelbigearth]

@OShades

Heeeelp I am being dragged out of the mooovieee!