Lol I like that song but I always thought that the "everyone else in the room could see it everyone else but you" part didn't make sense. It would make more sense if they just said, "...everyone but you"
Honestly never even heard of them until this vlog. the first lyric that makes me cringe the most is 'to prove I right, I put it in a song.' .... ok so I write poetry where I dnt put lame lines like that in and yet someone who wrote that line is writing for a band who gets 18,293,083 views....wow.
Let's not hate on this kid Directioners.. We don't want to be know for that, like the beliebers are known for. I like this video, it's funny even though I love the song and the boys!
Well. I decided to listen to the song. I think they're cute. Cute 14 year-olds in chinos that don't really sing but are just there to be looked at and loved by every girl under 15.
can't believe people in America don't know about 1D! Methinks that they'd love them :D Arghhh you can't take the piss out of 1D cuz they're such nice people, it's not their fault Simon-dickhead-Cowell owns them and makes them sing songs with shitty lyrics lmao, still funny though- maybe you should try thinking about things less literally? :)
@LuLuDee123 I live in America and I know of them but only cause something about them was trending on twitter and I didn't know who they were so I searched them and saw "What makes you beautiful" and loved it but I think it's gona be a while before they get famous here :( wich sucks cause that means no America tours
You don't understand. She is beautiful because she doesn't know it. You can tell she doesn't know it because she is looking at the floor. Ergo, One Direction's definition of beautiful is "looking at the floor", and this is the aesthetic quality she demonstrated since walking through the door. Also explains why everybody looked at her, since she probably crashed her way through the door because she wasn't looking where she was going.
I couldn't agree more.I'm sick of these corporation produced fake ass "musician" who have their songs written for them, and are basically just in it for the fame. but what really annoys me, is all the fangirls actually get sucked into it. (I know I'm being over serious but wat ev bruv :P )
i live in argentina and one direction doesn't exist here...luckily, but these is like a totally cool song *sarcasm* but you sing really well.....maybe sarcasm....
@TheEnglishBlokey yeh i acctually dont get it how he wants her to relise how beautiful she is but if she did he wouldnt find her beautiful cause she thinks shes beautiful and they say thats why shes beautiful aaaaaah the confusion
Lol I like that song but I always thought that the "everyone else in the room could see it everyone else but you" part didn't make sense. It would make more sense if they just said, "...everyone but you"
JustJaida 1 week ago
I'm a massive directioner but this is so funny :L <3
frizzizzie 1 month ago
I LOVE 1D, but this is still hilarious. xD
28kryptonite 2 months ago 2
it sounds like they are trying to be like nsync or the backstreet boys but they just arent that good
orangeteax1789 3 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEnglishBlokey
Honestly never even heard of them until this vlog. the first lyric that makes me cringe the most is 'to prove I right, I put it in a song.' .... ok so I write poetry where I dnt put lame lines like that in and yet someone who wrote that line is writing for a band who gets 18,293,083 views....wow.
mrpretzelcrisps 3 months ago
Let's not hate on this kid Directioners.. We don't want to be know for that, like the beliebers are known for. I like this video, it's funny even though I love the song and the boys!
GetHyper1993 4 months ago 3
@GetHyper1993 <3
TheEnglishBlokey 4 months ago
i see what you did there :D
TigerLilay101 4 months ago
Yay for Bo Burnham! <3
This was hilarious. xD
Cassirolled 4 months ago
i keep coming back and watching this video just for 2:43 - 2:50 :D <3
MissBeeEmKay 4 months ago
you actually sing it well... *awkward* this made me laugh :')
Liketotallyoriginal 4 months ago
YEAH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGH , BUT THEY'RE STILL HOT.
em17francis 4 months ago
Well. I decided to listen to the song. I think they're cute. Cute 14 year-olds in chinos that don't really sing but are just there to be looked at and loved by every girl under 15.
mightbeannie 4 months ago
@mightbeannie they are all older than me
TheEnglishBlokey 4 months ago
@TheEnglishBlokey oh. oh god. I'm not sure that agrees with my brain.
mightbeannie 4 months ago
I love one direction but this is too funny definatley subscribing ;D
chickadee12333 4 months ago
I'm a huge fan of Tokio Hotel but can you dissect a Tokio Hotel song? I think it would be hilarious
OTL508 4 months ago
bwahaha idk who or wat one direction is sooo this was fun!
OTL508 4 months ago
Hahahaha this is so good.
IHeartRichardHammond 4 months ago
Love your explaination! :P
narnian719 4 months ago
lmfao i love one direction but this is brilliant :') xx
nishnashnish 4 months ago
your brilliant haha
love from hk
xx
fionachan92 4 months ago
HOLY CRAP, I am ashamed of myself. I had no idea who Bo is. He's incredible. Thanks for the heads up!
PLFields1111 4 months ago
I hate it when you make me think!!!!
PLFields1111 4 months ago
damn that tongue movemnet was spaztic
veronica1095 4 months ago
I've never heard of that song. But this video was hilarious.
Can you make a dissection of "Pumped-Up Kicks" by Foster the People, Kieran? That would be great. =)
planetlexicon 4 months ago
6:09 to 6:12....LOL thats hot xD :L
BobolinaBookworm123 4 months ago
I love one direction yet I still found this hilarious. You missed that 'the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed' is terrible english
charlielilym 4 months ago
I love One Direction but don't compare them to Justin Bieber, they are very different :)
fredrictheworm 4 months ago
can't believe people in America don't know about 1D! Methinks that they'd love them :D Arghhh you can't take the piss out of 1D cuz they're such nice people, it's not their fault Simon-dickhead-Cowell owns them and makes them sing songs with shitty lyrics lmao, still funny though- maybe you should try thinking about things less literally? :)
LuLuDee123 4 months ago
@LuLuDee123 I live in America and I know of them but only cause something about them was trending on twitter and I didn't know who they were so I searched them and saw "What makes you beautiful" and loved it but I think it's gona be a while before they get famous here :( wich sucks cause that means no America tours
MsRockerchick14 4 months ago
The thumbnail looks like your part of them.
wesleysonic 4 months ago
Really enjoying your lovely singing:)
cookie11crumble 4 months ago
Yes, I believe you. Kind of.
Agriking 4 months ago
You don't understand. She is beautiful because she doesn't know it. You can tell she doesn't know it because she is looking at the floor. Ergo, One Direction's definition of beautiful is "looking at the floor", and this is the aesthetic quality she demonstrated since walking through the door. Also explains why everybody looked at her, since she probably crashed her way through the door because she wasn't looking where she was going.
It's all pretty obvious, really.
Virini 4 months ago
I couldn't agree more.I'm sick of these corporation produced fake ass "musician" who have their songs written for them, and are basically just in it for the fame. but what really annoys me, is all the fangirls actually get sucked into it. (I know I'm being over serious but wat ev bruv :P )
Also, damn boy how you talk so fast?? hehe
lilyclaire3218 4 months ago
You people haven't heard of 1D???!?!? my life would not be worth it without them in it.
creekofsteel 4 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEnglishBlokey
Oh I love this! As a person who strongly believes in business and capitalism, I find corporate music absolutely destructive!
bigloner 4 months ago
Harry Potter reference for the win :) <3
Kal11444 4 months ago
idk who these 1D people are. but this was hilarious because it's Kieran's video.. obvs.
Mickable1 4 months ago
I'm a sixteen year old girl in the U.S. and I have NEVER heard of them!
Laura7AndSavanna4 4 months ago
i didnt have school today, so today was like my sunday...you were simply catering to my school districts random four day holiday, thank you
grawrisher 4 months ago
"you sort of just stuttered a bit
to make the syllables fit"
you are a lyrical genius in all honesty
grawrisher 4 months ago
I liked this video in the middle of the intro, i love your videos that much!
grawrisher 4 months ago
Hahahhahahahaha TONGUE, ur a beast
lilmsgiggles101 4 months ago
you have a nice voice. :)
Tiendalest 4 months ago
Dissect Give Me Everything!
maalbe987 4 months ago
lol never heard that song next time can u make fun of justin bieber? that would be funny
jbfan514 4 months ago
@jbfan514 the first lyrics dissected I did was about JB :)
TheEnglishBlokey 4 months ago
@TheEnglishBlokey cool r they still on youtube?
jbfan514 4 months ago
lmao i love you. right in the beginning stating the reason for your hatred.
more people should have balls like you to say the truth.
iAmEphalent 4 months ago
i lol'd at 'you massive spastic' haha nice one buddy!
MarcusButlerTV 4 months ago
you should sing more :p
MissBeeEmKay 4 months ago
Lmao I freaking love you
summrgirl 4 months ago
Hahaha I appreciated this.
kapowitsme 4 months ago
i live in argentina and one direction doesn't exist here...luckily, but these is like a totally cool song *sarcasm* but you sing really well.....maybe sarcasm....
peaceloveaitana 4 months ago
premature ejaculation hahaah
lalasuga 4 months ago
keiran <3
beautifulmakeupx 4 months ago
i love one direction but this made me laugh
jaynierocks 4 months ago 9
@jaynierocks Glad you can see the joke :)
TheEnglishBlokey 4 months ago 2
@TheEnglishBlokey yeh i acctually dont get it how he wants her to relise how beautiful she is but if she did he wouldnt find her beautiful cause she thinks shes beautiful and they say thats why shes beautiful aaaaaah the confusion
jaynierocks 4 months ago
@TheEnglishBlokey haha I love One Direction but I found this hilarious! But you can't honestly compare them to Justin Bieber come on lol
MsRockerchick14 4 months ago
Has to be said! When you first sang, You're actually not that bad at singing!
TheWintersMedia 4 months ago 2
by 5:50 up I wanted to kiss you just to shut you up! ;)
SheDevilution 4 months ago
If anyone doesn't know Bo Burnham exists they should be educated...or shot.
MissAmyWilliams 4 months ago
now every time I here the song I lol.
Imlikeolive 4 months ago
I'm a One Direction fan but this made me laugh!
12NomusicNolife96 4 months ago
I thought I was the only one who thought these lyrics were stupid. Basically "you think you look like a sack of shit and that is why I love you"
Emigmatiic 4 months ago
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Yes, this is hilaroius. If I was still a 12 year old girl, you would be my wet dream ;)
lozer13 4 months ago
I looked over there and found a chicken.
wesleysonic 4 months ago
DISSECT YO FACE GODDAMET
Lemozade 4 months ago 8
dissect rap songs more .
OrNyLexx 4 months ago
Are you doing lyrics dissected again? Because they're the reason I subscribed :)
MsChaChaCharlotte 4 months ago