Grand Theft Auto 3: Mission #57 - "Espresso-2-Go!"

[imahalo123]

This mission is just or almost a bad as the library mission in halo.

[LOLEM75]

found my problem theres 5 in staunton!!

[The2rapkids]

Hmm...so hard...I located all of them and when I was right next to the last one,I ran out of time...so yeah...hard

[howardcjones]

Finally passed it!!! Fuck yea.

[LifeMoviesAndFun]

Fuck rockstar games for putting this level in.

[gamer1999able]

I keep FAILING this mission!!! I don't get it!!!! U have to beat the timer and you dont even know where the crap is!!!! -.-

[alex9030018]

lol, asuka(is her name?) sounds like a french

[KrillanTripleJ]

u wasted have of my time!

[dlsalan]

@austinpodann: I have it for my ipod touch also and it crashed all the time too but the solution to that is to remove all the apps running in the background (double-click the home button and press & hold one of the apps until they start shaking and remove them). Then turn off your ipod for about 2 minutes and turn it back on. Start the game and problem solved! :D it won't crash anymore.

[dlsalan]

@austinpodann: i have it for my ipod touch also and it crashed too but the solution for that is to erase all the apps running in the background (double click the home button and press & hold one of those apps until they start shaking and delete all of them) then turn your ipod off for about 2 minutes and turn it back on. Start the game and problem solved! :D

[austinpodann]

i always loved how violent the driving in this game was[= i just downloaded the full 10 year anniversary edition on my ipod touch, its the full game with graphics just as good as ps2, and i crash soooooo much lmaoo cars blow up like every two seconds

[arunmathew2010]

why do not they show all 9 at once or at-lest little more fast .fu,ck

[ALTAIR12ize]

nice driving skills :)

[ALTAIR12ize]

nice driving skills :)

[xX410chea]

This mission is easier than it was 10 years ago!

[zuzu2593]

8:32 lol

[MrThe5senses]

the trick is to not kill the first stall and find the other stalls

[Redrocket14]

i just plant tanks next to each stall. then do the blow up all car cheat. i passed the mission in a record 00:00 seconds :)

[Aksmaster123]

u are bloody fucking crap at this. ive done this dickhead mission i know wher the portland and ssv 'fucking' stalls are. in this bitch mission in portland, there is one in saint marks near salvatores house and in trenton, near the bitch n dog food factory. in ssv, there is one up the stairs in front of the subway at francis intl airport, and one in front of the hospital. my advice is to work from ssv, to staunton, to gay ass portalnd. i know where the staunton stalls are but i can't be bothered.

[demonangel320]

i have 2 agree with every1 about this specific mission. i literaly tried 21 times 2 beat this fucking gay ass mission and could not beat it....But, heres a helpful tip when doing this mission, try locating all 9 espresso and then destroying them. its kinda working 4 me but i still cant beat it. if any1 finds an e-z er way 2 beat this mission let me know

[ctkachuk08]

@demonangel320 another thing I do is use rockets to destroy the stalls rather than hitting them with my car. It takes a little longer but your car doesn't get all smashed up so if you drive well you won't have to take time to switch cars at any point. I did this on my first try using this method and following this guy's route (minus the part where he drives in the completely wrong direction) and had 1:20 left over and I wasn't even driving particularily well.

[ggk3george]

@demonangel320 do what you mentioned above and start from Portland then Staunton Island then Shoreside Vale.If you have the rocket launcher from mission Marked Man use it to shoot from afar!Hope i helped you!

[StephenAlexWalker]

@demonangel320 When you do the stall at the airport use the rocket launcher (which can be bought or earned by finding all the hidden packages) by standing on the bridge above where the stall is, it might take a few shots to hit it so do it first so you don't waste time. Go Staunton, Shoreside, Portland as it's quickest the stalls on Shoreside are in a straightish line which helps also the Patriot helps a lot.

GTA Wikia dot com has a map which should help you find your bearings

[davepol]

Just completed this on the iphone, used to have it on ps2 but wasn't gonna be bothered going around the islands twice locating and then destroying the stalls so this video saved me the time! took 2 attempts, killed myself the first time cause i wrecked my bullet proof hummer!

[startug]

I hate how shitty the GTA 3 and VC apps are on the PC. Everytime I alt+tab to view your videos for help, they crash in the MIDDLE of my job.

[chairmansaab]

haha i just finish this mission in 60 secs!

On my android using Hack!

[vulo1234455]

@chairmansaab how? thats not even possible in 60 secs and hacks/cheats are not known on idevices or androids yet for gta

[chairmansaab]

@vulo1234455 @vulo1234455 Man it possible I can freeze time and enter cheat codes plus unlimited health ammo.

[nba1341]

this mission is a pos. I haven't played since May of 2010 becuase of this mission now I am back to trying to beat it ._.

[TaticalKnockOut]

Thanks for the guide! :D

[pissedoffgamer]

I wouldn't be surprised of I looked up the word "unfair" in the dictionary and they had this mission for a definition

[TheHollandique]

What's the music @ 0:53?

[LyubomirMartinov]

That's the mission I will never succeed. Good for you, man!

[MrKamileq]

7:37 lmao,i love this stupid ppl in this game =D

[Pmccaff2009]

I did this in my own little way - Nice and Slow, I went to all the 3 Islands and highlight the icons so I knew where everything was.

And then went and did it, I got to LITERALLY the very very last one on Stanton and didn't know where it fucking was - the one next to the airport.

And then the timer ran out.

8 Minutes to complete this bollocks? FUCK OFF.

[runescape99real]

i keep getting owned in this mission its so hardd

[cuzzythewolf2]

DAMMET , i need to beat this but i keep falling in the water or getting busted

[YouFightLikeACow]

Damn, I got out of the car and launched a Missile each time.. so much time

[vulo1234455]

@YouFightLikeACow fuck... same here, i didnt know they would be on fire if u just crash it haha

[berzu21]

fuck this mission like many others in this game.

[NUFCSuraj]

This mission is easy if you know what you're doing (horrible sentence but hear me out.) The dots appear on the map the second you enter the area it's in. Drive through every island first, just entering and then leaving the 5-6 areas on each island and when all dots are on the radar, start from Portland/Shoreside and go through to each one. There's 2 in Portland, 2 in Shoreside and 5 in Staunton.

[Pedro96PEPE]

great game!! But stupid mission

[SpenceBrand18]

Man i hate this mission it was so hard plus withthe leones shooting at you with automatic shotguns makes it even harder thats how i usually died in this misssion they would shoot my car then it would blow up then they would come over and kill me

[IHIoMiCiDe]

Just played this mission. Got me in the worst fucking mood.

[GrayWoIf]

Worst Missions of the Trilogy

Grand Theft Auto III : Espresso 2-Go

Vice City: The one with the little plane

San Andreas: Flight School and NOE

I hate all 3 of these!

[sirtristan01]

fucking hell hate the bugs. Also not being able to bail from a burning car is a BITCH.

[1979audiman]

this is easy as hell mission. Just drive around until they all shop up and then its easy as hell

[gamedude04]

lol those idiot drivers fell of the bridge

[AllieCyanne]

i keep failing at the mission T_T any tips?

[nathandavison10]

omg iv been waiting days to do this mission and now iv seen you why didnt i just look the 1st time i couldent do it thanks

[Wurstlol]

if i had a description for unfairness in games...i would only mention this mission

[ClassicGtaweb]

I passed this mission on my first try it's kinda easy to me

[stevns2011]

do people not know how to drive

[PG14boys]

2 things. 1. at 8:43 you could have just cut through the grass. 2. LIKE IF U AGREE THIS MISSION WAS CHALLENGING!!!

[AC14751]

When I fail a mission on any game I take it very personally. I destroy things when I get angry. When I did this mission today and I failed it, I got really mad. I threw the fan at the wall, the face plate came off, there are white spots on the wall where the paint is chipped, I kicked around my hamper, I kicked the pile of clothes that were on my floor, I pounded the tables, I punched the walls, and I yelled at everyone who beat this mission on their 1st try. So I apologize to everyone.

[LemitriDawkins]

@AC14751 Game rage. Many have suffered it from doing this mission. You aren't alone

[AC14751]

I used the car I had in my garage to find all the locations of the stalls first. I did Staunton Island, then Shoreside Vale, then Portland Island. When I got to Harwood in Portland Island, I got in the Borgnine (unlocked when 100 fares dropped off in taxi side mission). The Borgnine is fast yet durable, and also has a great turning radius. I did the stall in St. Mark's first, then the one near the docks, then onto Staunton Island, then onto Shoreside Vale. I beat the mission with 3m 15s or so.

[skillz7854]

This felt like the worst mission ever when I played it and I could never beat it

[sibSON35]

so what are there 3 on each island?



[LegendaryPSR]

@sibSON35 Considering he only destroys 2 on 1 island, and 2 on another, what do you think?

[adedsfsdedasewdaww]

thank god they didn't start the timer right away for this or else it really is impossible to beat and makes the mission at least 5 times more difficult.

[btob72]

this fucking mission is so vile I hate it so much it stopped me from beating the game its like what the fuck why do they tell you where the things. So you are supposed to be on a timer and not even no where the fuck the things are the so dumb this is my least favorite mission in any gta game even more than the flight school in san andreas THIS MISSION SUCKES

[suny123boy1]

@btob72

Actually the same mission stopped me from beating the game nearly 7 years ago,lol.

[nadiegurl95]

1:47 LMAO

[BHoz77]

You got lucky. I ALWAYS get my car blown up by the damn Mafia shotguns whenever I try to pass through Saint Mark's. Only way I can ever get through unscathed is with a Tank. I even got the Bulletproof Patriot and kept it stored in one of my garages, then for whatever reason I went to my garage later and it was gone. This mission sucks ass.

[ROBLOXiansRejct666]

I hated this one. I just beat it yesterday.

[cfroi08]

wait cant you just find all the stalls? this isnt hard for meh :/

[VenuVGR007]

7:33 hate it when that happens during a mission.

[Vabulden]

I used the bulletproof Patriot that Ray gave you... You'll have no problems if you don't smash it like crazy. I had 2.15 left :)

[NewYork646NY]

You are amazing! lol This mission is so hard! so I put my laptop on the floor and played the game and did EXACTLY what you did hahahaha thankyou so much you are a GTA legend haha

[maazss4]

this mission made me quit gta now im back and gonna pwn this bastard of a misson

[S495]

@maazss4 the real problem is that no there map for guide us and is enough cant swim

[transformersloverjon]

@S495 i didn't understand a single part of that comment

[maazss4]

@S495 yea thats what i said too :p

[kenkhan1]

i pass this misson from my first try

[Lurkk190]

this missions sucks! always the damn bridge is up when i'm on hurry :D

[ReadMyDeath]

Thanks man ;) When I saw this video, I did it with the first time :) thanks again

[deadpig34]

it is hard but u can complet it by going around and get all the blips and then going in this order portland stuton islad and shoreside vale

[BigLTheBestMC]

6:07 Claude: "FUCK! Wrong Way..."

[candyman1054527]

this is like impossible to pass



[sarvesh714]

do you have gta 4?

[pavlo1207]

@sarvesh714 no

[sarvesh714]

do you have gta 4?

[sumitc82]

suckkkkkkk



[hashim123456789101]

Im stuck on the misison grand theft aero when i go to construction site i keep dieing so close to ift please give me some tips

[MrDahlas]

get a ambulance and just jump over the ''fence'' and walk intro the elevator.

Thats how I did it.

[UnDeaDxChaOs]

@hashim123456789101 If you run straight into the construction site, you will be shot down very fast, since the Colombian Cartel have AK-47s and Shotguns, what you should do, is keep your distance, use a Sniper Rifle, then move forward when the area is clear, make sure you have Body Armor and Health, and it'll be extremely easy, hope it helps.

[hashim123456789101]

@UnDeaDxChaOs Thanks it helped me i passed mission i owe u a sub

[XxLoRdxX95]

I Hope you never get a driving licence!!! BTW TNX 4 the upload :D!

[yankeesfan6300]

This mission was pretty easy for me. I used a Mafia Sentinel and police car for the mission because the Banshee and Infernus are weaker and can flip if you so much as hit a traffic pole. He finished with 1:09 left which is impressive, but think of how much time could've been saved if he started with a fresh car, and took the bridge on the far right at 5:51 right after jacking the stinger?

[rahulthegreat1000]

i hate the bridge to shoreside vale. it takes 15s to move up and down.

[Bitchonboard123]

GTA Vice City kicks this games ass! this game was boring in my oppinion....

[WXKFA]

lol, I didn't now a light car bump would destroy those. I was out there messing with a fucking rocket launcher :D

[mankind059]

i have my gta 3 for xbox but im playing it on my 360 for some reason it lags really bad when im driving fast u have no problem driveing without lags do u kno why mine does that??

[mario64guy]

This was an easy mission. What are you guys talking about?

[dancena2]

which is first? Gta LCS or GTA 3?

[000E3]

@dancena2 wtf gta 3 was made in 2001 and bassed in that year gta lcs was made in 2007 byt is bassed like 6 years b4 gta 3

[FalancaEchidna]

@dancena2 3, obviously

[handofblood14]

man i hate this mission so much

[dlwile33]

1:48 through 1:54 = OWNAGE!

[wwewrestling1122]

@dlwile33 thats how you get a cop car if not then you could go to the station and get one there

[videogamescool12]

thanks man now i know how to do this mission after 50 tries(seriously)now i know how to pass it

[nusknvp13]

I have few questions:

1)I see you are not using cheats in missions,but have you ever used cheats?

2)You finished this mission in first try or not?

3)I don't know why but my GTA III is laggy. Can you help me?

4)Where did you get all GTA series? :o

[tastybrownies]

I remember this missions was one of the hardest in the game, if not THE hardest.

[rawBot1]

I just go passed this mission today. The PC version is way more difficult, since the counter begins as soon as you step out of the construction site. I didn't know it was possible to ram the stands so I rockit them down, by the time I destroyed the last stand I had a second left. I was trembling, but satisified.

[000E3]

@rawBot1 wtf dude im playing pc right now and its just like what this guys doin there might be a patch for it or somthin

[mrbill1000]

I like this game, but the vehicle controls are just not good at all.

[RBKpEns87]

@mrbill1000 you almost need the cheat for improved driving skills for missions like this, except this chief lol

[FischKopfD]

this mission almost made me throw this game in the dust bin.

[LOVEMMMARILYNMANSON]

i hate this mission so much

[FoxForever90]

This mission wasn't too hard for me. I found out that you can go and locate them first. So first I did the middle island then I did Staunton and then went back to Portland and started with the one across Salvatore's street. I just rammed into them and went to the next one. It took me only 6 minutes using a crappy mid sized car and 2 taxis.

[louistov]

i gave up so the ending to gta for me was before this mission lol

[boligrapho]

one thing that makes me angry is they make the missions a challenge on this game but on gta iv there fucking easy

love this game wish i had a ps2 right now

[ksk9984]

@boligrapho :i know right? gta 3 has some of the hardest missions in the game. while gta 4,like you said,is way easier than gta 3.

[kubekov]

One of the most hated missions in GTA III

[nexzabuza]

You did it way better than me. I've done it with exactly 8 seconds to spare.

[silverjackalz]

Time limits are fucking gay as shit

[ksk9984]

@silverjackalz : about only thing that i hate about this game is the time limits.

[Schwarze999]

the only hard part of this mission is getting through st marks since they use shotguns

[tanslec2]

Finally found out how to do this mission, but it was ages ago. Just circle around the cities and find em and they'll pop up on your radar and then go after them when you see all 500 of them or whatever.

[MrSanket420]

Thanx a lot dude.....:)

[MaestroDelGTA]

5:28 Get off that stupid car xD

[HelloNewYorkCity]

7:38 LOL *bump*

i'm hot and your no- splooosh

[MsMrbunbun]

how to complete this mission is to get the bulletproof patriot on the 'MARKMANS' mission at ray and using it to drive at portland because there is the mafia who will use shotgun destroy your car and  reply please

[CF40]

@MsMrbunbun fuck that lol you need to use the bulletproof cheetah, the bulletproof patriot is way to slow

[MsMrbunbun]

yea i can complete the whole game in 4 hour because im been play all the gta for 7 years and why gta 3 keep saying 'SPANK' ==

[superathelete]

@MsMrbunbun

b/c SPANK is drugs in GTA

[amer2896]

wow!!!

thanks!!!

[MrSvbb]

thanks for mission now i know how to finnish it

[originaldelta]

now I know why i'm too slow on this mission..I use the rocket launcher to blow down the stalls...which I have used to complete it before but man...it takes a lot of speed.

[Hellgun7079]

@originaldelta so i use rocker launcher too and i pass the mission the remaining time is about 40 secs

[iskatealmost15]

@originaldelta i do that too. i feel like a loser because he probably beat this mission first try.

[AFCGTA]

What a bastard of a mission.

[PROxBlackMetalHiJak]

@AFCGTA and you gotta go find all the stands with that tiny ass map too, it wouldn't be so bad if you had a full screen map or something

[123gameface]

it was a tough mission but with experience and a strategy you can do it easily.....

but at 1st this mission was a .........

[tsujack]

tip for all stuck on mission:

Go to the stalls before hitting any of them they will be marked on your map.

[tornadobabe1011]

i hate the music cause instead of '' push it to the limit '' its welcome to the limit ''

[38Madk9]

@tornadobabe1011 aye

[icpfan19]

it taken me 29 trys but i'm trying it again when i get home

[Hellgun7079]

LOL its really weird to compare gta 3 and gta united the difference between graphics is big

[Gangstazila]

it would be easier with a map

[TheSiddharth26]

always when i reach shoreside wale around a minute is left for me to destroy the last two stalls, but how can u do it so fast

[hurricane2142]

This mission fucking sucks..

[Legoman97100]

how many videos do you record per day?Im icelandic so i may write english wrong

[GTAmissions]

@Legoman97100 sometimes many, sometimes none. depends on how i feel/how much time i have!

[ABCDEFGHIJKLMN01231]

This mission was a bastard to finish

[Glz1mM]

lmao @ the first minute..dude who uploaded this really drives terribly

[Deezhan]

this reminds me of midnight cub

no wonder both games are from Rockstar

[spamkinglol]

This mission makes me cry for anyone to kill me. Going to hell is better than this shit.

[Xandralicious1]

ta fino el video

[LeonSlade1]

u are so bad

[LeonSlade1]

the stupid police

[LeonSlade1]

this mission is so easy

[TekLok]

I recommend using the rocket launcher and the Infernus. Basically I blow up the targets in seconds and then quickly continue on my path. I received little damage from gunfire and luckily lost my wanted level easily. Just remember to swap your Infernus when you spot a fresh one. They get destroyed really easily!

[LeonSlade1]

i use a car speed fast than infernus. is stinger

[TekLok]

@LeonSlade1 Is the stinger the same as a banshee? I would've used a banshee but it was harder to find.

[LeonSlade1]

@TekLok lanciao stinger speed fast than banshee

[sunderland46]

i find this mission realy hard

[TekLok]

Rock Star should feel ashamed for this one I think.

[Tacoflavoredkisses25]

And yea I stopped playing after this mission cuss I could never beat it then I Los the game when I wanted to go back and play I never really understood this game and how to ply it vice city was my first gay game and it was easy as fuck but the driver part I lost about 57 times the only way I bet it was with cheats :D

[Tacoflavoredkisses25]

8:00 = uber fail with song to go along with lol

[Emachines144]

hey at 3:47 my car said the same exact thing '' 1 thousand chestnuts'' LOL i had the cop car as well

[Emachines144]

I have a really hard time with this mission

[testtestthisisatest]

Indeed, i remember years ago being very young never progressing passed this mission =[

[imawesome722]

i passed this mission,didnt save,game froze on s.a.m. and i have 2 redo it uuuuuhhhhggggg

[gabrielbeals]

i've been stuck on this mission for about.... 2 years.. seriously

[Xxnerf]

@gabrielbeals me to but 1 year

[DavidSim1994WATP]

@gabrielbeals Try 9 years my friend :(

[FalancaEchidna]

@gabrielbeals 6 years here

[pavlo1207]

@gabrielbeals i comleted it from first try) lucky bastard :D (sorry for bad english)

[TheJimmie96]

looks like Liberty City Stories ??

[Dodger823]

@TheJimmie96 lol this is the exact same city as liberty city stories but this game was made first.

[TheHighman69]

THE SONG THAT STARTS AT 6:53 IS ON SCARFACE. IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE AL PACINO, AND ON THIS GAME THEY HAVE A BILLBOARD CALLED BADFELLAS IN REFERENCE TO GOODFELLAS STARRING ROBERT DE NIRO RAY LIOTTA & JOE PESCI.

[Dj77440time]

@TheHighman69 It is scarface music.

The song is Push it to the limit by Paul Engemann

[killerofmisterys]

6:11 are you missing? :P

[EminemFan202]

I hated this mission, I finally beat it though...lol

[neil73]

Just tried this (without watching this) and got 5. Made the mistake of clearing out the first vicinity and then going to staunton island, with 2 minutes to drive to Portland!

Now for my second go...

@neil73 Did it in the 6th go! Probably have t