Manliest Salad

[iAMTreydiddy]

Tow MAH Tows 

[morales199527]

i wonder what he makes for dinner

[MitsurageChin]

now i know what the Dovakiin does in his sparetime

[iAMTreydiddy]

@MitsurageChin LOL!!! Hilarious =)

[BrendoGames]

name of the movie???

[PanaMacSpana]

A whole unskippable 30 second ad just for a 1 minute video. Fuck you youtube.

[LegendaryLunchbox]

@PanaMacSpana The alternative to ads is paying a subscription fee to use the site. The money to run this massive, bandwidth-consuming website has to come from somewhere, and personally I'd rather it come from advertising than my own pocket.

[Gibix]

@LegendaryLunchbox Or just use an Ad block app for your browser. Problem solved. :D

[LegendaryLunchbox]

@Gibix Yeah, but my irritation is with the "fuck you, YouTube" attitude coming from entitled people like the guy I was responding to. They don't appreciate that a site of this magnitude is free for its users, despite how much money it costs to keep it up and running.

[Gibix]

@LegendaryLunchbox Ad block is still awesome :D

[spartanhog69]

is it wrong that this gave me a boner ?

[Leadbladder]

He should write up a cookbook for men.

[Azulmono55]

I made a salad like this the other day.

It tasted of testosterone and sweat.

It was a damn good salad.

[skrillexanddatsik]

thumbs up if RWJ bring you here :)

[DefyYourSenses]

@skrillexanddatsik "RWJ" is a faggot and thumbing you up would mean that those people are faggots too.

[NagiXDVerg]

i think i saw this recipe on the rachel ray

[URsuckishATlife]

He forgot the nails.

[ajocean]

I would beat the salad with my Dick

[cryps1]

@ajocean I mixed the salad with my nuts

[belmordok]

And that's how you make a salad :D ^^

[MKDSzebra3]

Oh, macho salad man, everybody knows that the lettuce comes before the tomatoes in a proper salad. Oh well, I hope your salad tasted good with all that work you put into it.

[aleXacerbic]

Funny

[jakyjs]

Never ask a Sex-starved man to make a salad for you =_=

[VizPhoria]

Can anyone translate this ??

[Darkchidori111]

1:09 I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAAAAAAAAD

[SoraChief]

press 7. instead of lettece, thats 20 peoples heads

[iTapThat4Sure]

Press 2 for "Sexy HISSSS"333

Press 8 for "Manly Grunt"1

Keep pressing 1 for epic staredown

[TheSmithsChannel]

@iTapThat4Sure 4 is even better

[thebigegg123]

pause then play and keep pressing 2 for some tongue action :)

[as1df1gh]

Press 4 for instant-humping

[shademonkey6]

He doesn't ever use that knife, does he?

[50RpJ]

i thought he was speaking Sim's language at first!

[tyson346]

fuck salad

[Keurgui1]

wierd its manly salad made in the kitchen

[CAP1TALI5T]

I want to be just like him when I grow up.

[iWiLLpIMpSLaPZu83]

Niebors must b thinking WTF is he doing

[PetiteKennie]

Swedish meal time?

[dotdoxxdot]

Just spam 2 OVER AND OVER

[sal00t]

0:14 hahahahah

[evanismybro]

EEY..... save me some

[PlagueRiddenGoat]

Even in the kitchen, women are doing it wrong.

[bookgal95]

interesting dressing technique

[tcsdef]

bastard lettuce had that headlock coming

[tunmalcan]

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[DaKoolKid247]

That is the most in shape-out of shape person I've ever seen

[legomutiny1447]

Co Za Asy!!!!!! Raywilliamjhonson tribute.

[wendyspwnsu]

@legomutiny1447 shutup bitxh

[kaossspawn99]

CO ZA ASY!!!

[lybiansoulja]

0:28 WTF?

[PhantomGurl100]

it a win when you see the lady's face at the end, she's like, "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!"

[GoodFebruarian]

Manly indeed, LOL~

[xRottenCorpsex]

strange, this is how we prepare salads in the United States

[terminator363]

Should be an Ikea commercial

[Krazywoot]

AHAHAHHAHA that was fucking awesome

[PnPCreations]

So fucking manly 0_0 :D

[BikeStand122]

@kingliamidas RayWJ also known as RayWilliamJohnson

[MrToiletclogger]

TOMATOES

[Forfeiture09]

this video is cut from gtgksvrgnvrg part 2

[koderbug92]

@Forfeiture09 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT?

[stefkoriz]

i would totaly eat that salad......€:-) LOL

[FormulaOneFan4Eva]

Just what is the context of this clip?!?!

[nootgis]

why did he get the knife out?...

[MrJKLLOL]

fat version of jason statham hahahah

[avalonpreen]

STUPID mACCHO

[shannon18321]

press 2 then 4 hahaha

[ghjimk]

Min förebild! <3

[MammothStar]

reminds me of my boss XD

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

YEAH! MANLY! *punches a tomato*

[GnomoMZ]

haahahahaha

[McEvoyMikey]

Press 2, Sex God!

[dragonlordsam]

GENIUS! XD the way he punches dat salad xD

[crazyfresh1000]

press 2 for epic and manly tounge thing!

[fatpeepsRfunny]

i wanna have a translation of what he's saying lol

[awesomes21]

and in the next episode hes gonna make a hamburger wit his dic

[lalalalavalamp]

so...FUCKING...MMMMMMANLY

[cherryceejay]

ROFL

[johnnymac1986]

frightening wife beating salad

[nAtespOOny]

12 people don't eat salad

[keenan201]

1.stop vid

2.press 8

3.play then tap 8 rapitidly

4.laugph

[LutzakVideos]

@keenan201 naa 4 is funnier

[slowikztp]

@keenan201 Try it with pressin 2, is much better

[emoelmo50]

@keenan201 now do that with 2 and 4

[MichaelUifalusi]

@keenan201 do this with 4 aswell lol

[P9em]

@keenan201 more like press 4



[Aztexwarrior]

now thats how make a salad

[loopy1980]

Chuck Norris eats salads made out of men like this

[AtoJFuzz]

the next gordon ramsey (they both have the attitude)

[Mah267othman]

RWJ sent me here!

[gagoman68]

11 people has misshapen penis

[LutzakVideos]

@gagoman68 ok.

[tman916x]

Both of the highest rated comments are wins!!! I'm just glad there's not a "# failed to hit the like button" comment.

[xGravekeeper]

Don't think a a salad could get any manlier if chuck norris made it

[mrrobville]

will it blend? that is the question.

[leighgirl123]

@mrrobville LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!KK

[ZlorfikF17]

@mrrobville

It would probably wreck the blender

[ShowDisaster]

TRANSLATION pLZZZ!!!

[FACKnHEAD1]

NOW thats how u make a salad ;)

[dodge94400]

funny he hit the salad and puched it

[DeathBySean]

Lol, when he humped the table I nearly pissed myself laughing.

[FrankieTheoret]

@AlexandDemmie thumbs down if ray gets popular off of other peoples videos

[GamerKiwi]

@AlexandDemmie Ray is an unfunny douchenozzle.

[jamiebag]

This video proves that us men do NOT know how to prepare food...

[dahfull789]

ray sent you here. doesn't it ?

[TheSuperVidMan]

Pit salad!

[neemandhaydn]

This video proves that us men do NOT know how to prepare food

[kazinazakat]

@neemandhaydn this video proves that only men know how to REALLY prepare food.

[cmace5]

haha that woman is out of place , she tells him to make the salad :/

[marcusamarrious]

whats this movie called because i don't care if i can't understand it i just want to see it

[ManamoPrime]

@marcusamarrious Farsan its a swedish film.

[blackyblackblack505]

@ManamoPrime Farsan, it means balls. The movie came out this year.

[ManamoPrime]

@blackyblackblack505 I.. Know I just like pretty much said that two comments down.

[HalloweenQueen95]

something tells me i should make a macho salad like that next time my sister asks me to make a salad

[zxcvb12]

ah tomatoes *squeeezz* xD

[Keael]

Does anyone else think this looks like a commercial for something? It looks like some kind of pre-made salad commercial.

*Smashes together a salad*

"Making salad doesn't have to be this hard. Buy our ready-to-go salads(tm)"

[alluminumproductions]

@Keael its a sweedish comodey a think

[MayzeSigSzalay]

@Keael LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[valleystylez1]

you r a fucking faggot who sucks the cum out of bum's dicks

[Alphacaliber]

@valleystylez1 w....wha?

[Kiyosal]

What movie is this?

[Ingetmellanslag]

@Kiyosal "farsan"

[XxSNEAKYBEAVERxX]

I luv how hard he rapes that table:)

[Jimpayst]

BJORK! PUT A F***ING SHIRT ON!

[iBorderBum]

TEJB HERE!

[G00t]

"Där. Macho Sallad" XD can't stop laughing

[RSJoeyMojoJojo]

now i really wanna know whats going on in the movie

[simahasas]

those are some damn dry tomatoes... or liquid vaporizes and looses color on his hand

[AustinAbsinthe]

WHY DIDN'T HE SAY CUCUMBER!?!

[3xHal3edAKABo3]

The manliest Salad is non-salad.

[UploaderA]

the manliest salad is cum

[supaturkeyman]

but i said i wanted breadsticks. :(

[commonelectro]

why exactly does he hump the chair.?

[3xHal3edAKABo3]

@commonelectro Cuz he thinks he manly (:

[JamieMaguireful]

I find that Subway has a similar service..

[robgangsta]

i think that knife pierced his foot xD

[IAMA1337NINJA]

LMFAO 

[Venominous]

If you thought this was good, just wait till you see him make a three-course meal. Greatest moment of my life.

[SuperMavis09]

tHIS ONE TOTALLY KICKS ME AND THE A*$.. MAKES ME LAUGH

[lightsourceweb]

LOLOL!!1

[brazilianEYEreportU]

DEAGLE

[Wafelwaffel]

Chuck Norris can make a better manly salad.

[ironchopsticks]

what's for dessert?

[cookielover1213]

lololol

[aznzensation]

BAHAHAHA OMFG

[amk1111]

this guy is the fucking man

[Vindero12]

AND LMAO @ 0:27

[Vindero12]

LMAO at how he arm crunched the lettuce

[loile102]

Sahlaadd

[JackMoonfang]

HAHAHAA. HE SAID "MACHO SALADA". I DON'T KNOW WHY IT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY.

[Turbokaratelaserpuma]

@JackMoonfang macho salad. where the fuck did you get the last a from you stupid fuck?

[puppylove515]

if only the knife felll on his foot..hahha

[larolsen]

Hawt.

[sunmasterclan]

how could she resist all that??

[mountaindewking100]

The manliest salad is a bacon salad, without the salad.

[MrAlexgiu]

@mountaindewking100 do you smell bacon?

[leighgirl123]

@mountaindewking100 LMFAOOO!!

[twostepjoey]

damn that is one manlie salad

[hillbillyjo]

LOL

[Worley1987]

Fails for not making the woman do it.

[gtiturbo18litre]

@Worley1987 No, No, No.

You hit the WOMAN. Then SHE makes a salad.

He was partially correct on this one.

[MrAlexgiu]

@Worley1987 dost thou sense the hint of bacon?

[tabfrydry1]

Thank you! :)

[viktorsjogren]

its swedish, from the movie "farsan"