Re: Myth: Masturbation is Physically and Mentally Harmful

[rapinNtapin]

Masturbation does cause partial blindness. It acts like a type of athestic of the mind. Often males who masturbate often have absent minded thoughts following masturbation. Sexual intercourse and masturbation are completely different. People who confuse the two are ignorant of the truth. People who laugh prove even more how immature, and ignorant they really are. But hey its your body abuse it all you want- this guy is just tryna help you out.

[BuyThisStuff4Sale]

You can hear him trying not to laugh. Several times....... lololol

[superfalcon123]

I have a serious question for you? Is heterosexual intercourse harmful?

[coronaboi602]

masturbation is harmful.. but your reasoning is rediculous.

[AvaLeafs10]

Oh my christ! because she holds her hands differently, you say she masturbates?! I cant believe you made up this 'happeh' theory. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE! STOP MAKING VIDEOS!

[ERICINMYPOCKET]

isn't this the lady from MOB WIVES?....

[fromdirttodustpro1]

lol, good job

10/10

[irishven123]

masturbation is normal. it is a human instinct. even the priests do it believe me.

[fyourcouchnigga]

You must not be good at Geometry since it seems you cant comprehend angles.

[alexthesurvivor]

Hahahahahaha you dick head she's a sixty year old lady tried to say that her body shows signs of masturbation funny

[TeamFlowBmx]

man you know you do it

[robiluvsu]

dude you need break why don't you jerk offf.... We are human beings and we all have imperfections

[xXRaversFantasyXx]

I see you have not used the scientific method here. Such as not factoring in the angle of the camera or the angle she is holding her hands relative to the camera. Of couse her hands will look different from one another because she is holding them in different possitions. Also, I see you didn't take into acount that she might play an instrument which changes the shape of the hands as well.

[Detoxicsify]

this is fucking funny, this is like the church of Scientology.

[CanadiaNecro1]

Having unpotected sex with multiple partners is damaging to the body. Self-masterbation is the only form of safe sex. Happeh's been smokin something.

[felixthegreat2008]

martubation is not bad.. i love masturbating everyday..

[year2kill06]

how old r u

[MyrnKasuni]

well if masturbation causes physically and mental problems then just to let u know not masturbating means u can get cancer of the gentals on a further note the brain sees what it wants to see plus the brian in right handed people are larger and affect the physical changes on the body so ur video is bullshit

[mizizizou]

hahaha

[lilrubberducky2]

I bet this guy has a huge right eye. lol

[Gromnix]

o and BTW! NO HUMAN HAS A SYMMETRIC BODY! every single part in the human body is different in size and shape at many levels !!! and the photo examination was shit because all it was (Just...she had her hands in different angles and grips so..theres nothing to be afraid about lol! I dont aprove this message!

[Gromnix]

OMG..Well im a Cristian and i think that masturbation is wrong until the moment it's ehhmm...Physically mandatory . And no ..orgasm doesnt cause any harmful damage because the hormones in the controll of sperm are only acquittanced with genitals not anything else but brain still ..okay here steh thing (98% of all men masturbate!!!! That means 98% are crippled and blind in one eye??!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????

[KapitanoUK]

When this fellow looks into a mirror, do you think he notices one of his eyes is slightly larger than the other, just like everyone else?

And if he does, does he agonise about it? Or just tell himself the mirror's lying.

[coolduderonit]

dude dont u think this is shit??

[KapitanoUK]

Of course it's shit. But Mr Heppeh is so sincere and heartfelt in his idiocy that it's hard not to make fun of him.

What he really needs is psychiatric help. But YouTube comment will have to do for now.

[papageorgio123123]

how can you explain then how my friend masturbates everyday and has perfect proportions. your theory has no real evidence. the evidence you show here is obvoiusly flawed because you do not consider the position of hte hands only the size in the moment she was moving them.

[teawead]

Give this guy a break, he is just joking.

[mzsexxigurl]

WTF WTF???? I masturbate,and I am not blind,I don't look like a cyclops and I am not crippled or have a fucked up body.

[8elhaj]

Actually all his videos are true, though there's nothing wrong in masturbation aslong as you don't do it too much or there will be effects such as not providing pleasure while having sexual relationships with someone due to misfunction.

[dragonfae9]

Not a fan

[pubtor]

lol!

[NoogLeader]

Actually people who have distorted body parts probably are more prone to masturbate. Masturbation doens't cause the changes. They are just naturally going to Masturbate more becuase less people will have sex with a person who is disproportionate. :-> Or everyone is full of it. Ha Ha ha.

[bonfireluv]

ohh that shit was funny!

[ahref]

lol everyone saying this is fake OR saying this is true is completeley missing the point

[yumtoasty]

this guy isn't joking, he's serious. thats rather unfortunate.

[ahref]

"acording to happeh theory". I could say "Acording to ahref theory everyone with a y in their name will die at the hands of a goat" and people would take it to be correct. theory means not proven :D.

[computermaster]

I agree with DivineFellowship, masturbation will make you a nervous wreck.

[calmguy1]

ms.reinisch will commit scuicide after watching this postmartem.though i agree masterbation is harmfull.but this is nonsence stuff, man.you just cant attack someone personally.

[DivineFellowship]

Well, this woman has no understanding. And she can't know how the sexual loss affects a male. I feel inwardly devastated after the loss. Depressed. The world becomes essenceless. No goal seems important any more. Energy is gone. Nobility gone. Dreams gone. The female suddenly repulsive. I feel instinctive shame. It's true for all men. More interesting, negative things occur in the outer world after the creative loss. In the news. In the personal life. This woman is a big ignoramus indeed.

[Thomasunde]

Hehe... Happeh sounds funny. The Pope said you'll go blind over night if you masterbate. Didn't he get caught in a convessional booth jerking his gerking? Wouldn't that mean he was blind?

[leviathan343]

Your voice is still annoying. Please show a change in tone or something.

[Baychimo]

Hehe... I don't think this is ment to be taken seriously. If it however is, then I must say that the person making these claims is highly narcistic for presenting the himself as a smarter person than these other ppl and not discussing things with an open mind. Anyway the reason you all can cool down and know these vids are a joke is when you look at the angles of the body parts presented in these theories. It's quite obvious.

[rhysie21]

This guy must be SOOOOOO asexual. He's basically saying that sex and masturbation cause sickness.

[happeh]

I am saying sex and masturbation exact a physical toll on the body, just like any other physical exertion will exact a toll on the body.

[rhysie21]

Masturbation doesn't cause blindness, some people just lean in with one eye to show that they truly mean it. Why don't you do videos about cycling, walking, drinking and eating taking it's toll on the body?

[TheHill98]

You can't be seriouse. I am an englander and even I love a wank (jackoff) now and again.

[luckynuts117]

ok im trying not to laugh here....your seriously going to tell people that masturbating makes you blind and cripple.... ok think about this, masturbating is a substitute for sex. your getting pleasure out of it, just as you would during sex. just because you happen to use your hand does not mean that your going to become deformed. also, did you ever think that maybe she is right handed or left handed, renduring her hands different in size? no, of course not.

[happeh]

Masturbation is a substitute for sex only in the sense of sexual stimulation and ejaculation. The physical acts of intercourse and masturbation are completely different.

[FargoJ02]

This whole theory is completly ludacris, you can't seriously expect that people will believe this when comparing one area of the human body with the opposite one, looking uneven because they are in different perspective ANGLES.

[83azh7ipds]

All your videos should be broadcast on all tv stations simultaneously. One after the other. 24*7.

[zoemgs2]

If this is a joke, you are not funny. If you are serious, then... I don't know what to say. Silly goofball.

[teeevon]

this is the most pathetic thing i have ever heard... there is no proof to the happeh theory

[Rahamutmi]

So happeh want is the cure for this?

I really want to know.

no masturbation or sex.

Please comment

[happeh]

Masturbation must be kept to a minimum. It is easy, easy to find a partner for sex. If you do not want partner sex, then you need to do exercises that simulate sex to replace masturbation. You can do frivolous exercises like dancing that involves hip thrusting, or you can do serious exercises from someplace like kung fu, that are specifically designed to use the energy that makes you want to masturbate, to make you stronger instead.

[Rahamutmi]

thx

[Str8BIast]

happeh you are nuts, this is all depth perception, I have a feeling you are only able to see in 2d

[happeh]

No. I have been doing this for years. I have experience. If you are new to Happeh Theory, please keep in mind that there are other causes for the symptoms that are described. If you see symptoms in yourself, don't panic until you read about the other causes for the same symptoms. Snorting drugs, injecting drugs, excessive exercise, excessive sex, homosexuality and anorexia are all associated with similar symptoms.