Thanks 1000 Subscribers !!!

[misstiger463]

hey hey hey markiee!!! Sooo please answer meeee how old are you??

[XM4N1AC11]

Press 10 to see if you're an idiot.

[kiarraweb]

ur cutttttttte (: ur funny too :D

[scenedinosaurr]

i thought your cats name was oreo ? :P

well mario is an unoriginal name cause my cats name is eyeball . ;P

[baloulou24]

i haaave that shirt! (: 

[kimmipuppie]

Yay Henry ford!!:)

[denizeshereII]

jeeeez, your cat is unsocial. didnt even say hi. rude mario rude.

[coconut630]

i have a feeling you'll be getting a few more... ;)

[lovemyBIEBS]

ur CRAZYY :D

[bieberfever28374]

i think i love u... :D

[marshmellowmaster97]

@MusicJayden i thought it was Oreo too lol

[silverstarz4]

ahhah, that was cute when your voice cracked ! :)

[CASEYKCROCKS2]

wait ur 14 howd u drive?

[sunset651]

@CASEYKCROCKS2 - dude his parents drove him. duh

[CASEYKCROCKS2]

@sunset651 im sorry my brain dosent work that fast leave me and my disabilitys alone haha jokeing

[beantangie]

CrazyMarkie you are amazing(:

[barbiegurl6709]

i just want to let you know that your really hot. this is the first time i have seen anyone of your videos but you are really hot!

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[31770H]

I just watched that spongebob

[RoflKid911]

she eats a tub of bacon while she's a creep of a Santa Clause-dwarf-pineapple-pie-lam­p-plank-rise-of-the-planet-ape­s DONKEY KONG!!!!

[rebeccaL0VE]

She spends her time with pedobear...

[jazzyragz]

I had fun watching sponge bob too :3

[911Blueocean]

Your Awesome 

[AllieDimecoRoxz]

Everybody knows Oprah's secret life is that she and gale are in love why do you think she's never married stedman?

[TheOsco11]

Anyone else notice he said "As you know, 4th of July was a few days ago". But, this video was uploaded on the 4th of July...

[MeganB101]

Hey Markie Shout Out to me!!!(: (on a video) :D

[MIAisBOREDx]

Oprah is actually another person, yeah. She has a facebook account named Carlos uh.. Fluffinson, yeah. Apparently she's a 12 year old boy who loves tennis, cheerios, and Fred.. until facebook shut down her account for breaking most of the rules..

[TheRandomChick01]

I has a fishy named Mario! :o I hope yhur cat Mario dunn eat mah fishy Mario... That'd be insane! xD

[alexisgibsonm]

How many times in a row can you flip your hair??? Haha :)

[Jerico55555]

Can I be your first phedo fan? :D

[MeganB101]

MARKIE I TALKED TO YOU ON THE PHONE WITH LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!(:

[alexisgibsonm]

I love how your talking about something and you just bring up something totally random you remind me of my friend beau he's Sooo hilarious!

[ofcoursecali]

first 1,000 is always the hardest. you'll just shoot up from here. datzz awesumm mon. I love it when people put their cats in their videos asdfghjkl;ldkfgldjglkd.

[RAINBOWS103]

IM 1 them!!

[maintoc]

Congratulations for reaching & passing the 1,000 subscribers level, Markie! :) ~ Between you not releasing something because it's too big to handle, and DJMusicJammer being the one that got you "exposed" ... :p ~ Oprah is really a Harpo Marx (of the Marx Brothers fame) fan. The fact that her production company is called Harpo and it spells "Oprah" backwards is just a complete coincidence. :p ~ Nice flying at the end. Must be the Batman symbol on your shirt. :p :)

[westin1985]

Did you know black and white cats make chocolate candy and bury it in the dirt so little kids like Jerry can't find it and eat it?

[westin1985]

Oprah is my mother. She loves me so much. Every year I get a birthday card from her.

[westin1985]

I had a cat named Oreo once. We ate him. He was quite tastey. He didn't have the chocolatey taste though. I was so disappointed. I thought he would taste like the chocolate bunnies at easter..... MYTH DEBUNKED. Brown cats don't taste like chocolate bunnies.

[Slyth66]

Haha you are really funny man :)

[JayRickey]

I WANT DHAT SHIRT!!!!

[HeyItsAmaria]

wowowow... I LOVE YOU.

[maxzolly]

Oprah's secret life is of course the bagpipe player and when shes relaxing she totally watching SpongeBob!

[thecompans]

hey can you accept my skype invite please. keep in mind that if you dont i will be forced to kill you under my religion, jacksonism.(my name is jackson)

[xZehAshley]

I've just got to say. THANK YOU for being worthy of me subscribing, seriously, you're super funny and totally make my day. Keep it up ;D <3

[trayceshaw4life]

I have a cat named shoulder-shrug (:

cause its shoulders, shrug. (:

anyways, her secret life is catching penguins in the summertime(:

II LOVE YOU<3

respond to this comment, and i will cry tears of joy, it would like, make my world complete. (: haha that probably sounds creepy. anyways(: byyye.

[TheIcecoldicecube13]

dude im talking to u on skype

[choro1981]

Congrats it's been a pleasure watching your fun videos. Peace

[babycupcakeily]

Lol I follow you on twitter

[Camiluvsblue]

Oprah's secret life is, her watching your videos and trying to incorporate your video concepts into real life and then puts them to work on her shows & Magazine. (;

PS~ She's also a secret- unicorn- ninja- lady. Hmmm , what a lucky person.

[crazzymonkey444]

why do i keep watching this...

CUZ U LOVE HIM!

true...but not like in a creepy way

oh u passed the creeper line a while ago when u started talking to ur self

once again ur correct

yup cuz im cool...like a milkshake!

[CrayonsLuvhYew]

@CrazyMarkie, Congratulations ! You Deserve 1K Subscribers, You're Really Funny and Don't Forget AWESOME! Good Job ! Let's Get 2K (:

[mariahCfilms]

Oprahs Secret life is that she is OBVIOUSLY Osama Bin Laden. and Barack has been in cahoots (<- thats a beautiful word) with her THIS WHOLE FRIKIN TIME!

jk, shes probably a hooker

[Milaykee]

I watched the Spongebob Squarepants movie toooo! :P

[TakeACookieNOW]

The Sponge Bob Square Pants Movie IS a fun movie to watch:)

[turbobunny145]

 congrats :D

[Shanatize]

CONGRATULATIONS

[MsCruiseGirl]

I was the 1000th suber! LOL

[asianmeerkat]

lawl xD great job dude~~~!!!

[theycallmelisx3]

oh and Oprah secretly has a relationship with Dr. Phil AND Dr. Oz. duh.

[theycallmelisx3]

congrats! :)

[MrsBurgerJunkies]

i shared your link to my facebook page!!! :D <3333

[heythatsjessica]

4th of july was a few days ago, uploaded on the 4th of july, oh

[taylorlautnerluver15]

oprah lives the secret life of an american teenager.

[CrazyMarkie]

@MusicJayden His name is Mario! D:

[LeinaVillemez]

@CrazyMarkie Would you happen to have a second cat named Luigi O.o

ha jk that was a lame joke

[marialovesms]

@CrazyMarkie wow,I thought you said MARIA lol.my name <3 Well,same name,different sex,that's fine :P

[sami11ist]

Great video I jsut subscribed and holy crap 1,000 subscribers is altoe !! I only have 99 lol. Good job keep up the good work !!! and funny video it cracked me up.

[626Link]

Phhhft! YOU ARE OPRAH!!!

[wildmanwesva]

Oprahs secret life is a fast food cook at Denny's.

[bcchamp2009]

I love how you have 69 videos LOL!

[TheDancerQueen101]

CONGGRRRRRRATS! Luv u!

[shecat111]

Haha. You have 69 videos. <3

[kobierose1]

Oprah teaches monkeys how to drug deal, such as the one off hangover2

[thisisagirlnamedcait]

you have 69 videos :p and nice hair :D

[coolvidzdude]

Awesome man, congrats. Cool vidz

[SuperMytest]

"id like to thank my mummy for not going through with the abortion" LOL (that made me chuckle)

[WorldOfMo]

:DDD

[SuperMytest]

Congratulations from England Markie :)

[icecold2570]

CONGRATS! You're awesome bro. You are just too funny ya know it?

[VivaceExpressivo]

that's because you rock Markie and make awesome videos. hey i got an idea - i reckon you should make a "best of" video showing your very first youtube video and clips from a heap of other videos. i reckon that would be a cool idea. wait, you can drive? ;) the bit when you flied off the car was like super cool. well keep the awesome videos coming dude, you really do rock!!!!!!!

[MyleeRoseP]

oprah is... SUPEROPRAH. c: the best super hero EVER. but nobody knows it.. because, ya know, she's got that really not obvious supername and whatnot. c:

[CLASSYxLADIES]

:) Congrats brahhh!

[iSeeChrisD]

lol youre awesome!

[laviniawantspeace]

Oprah is shanaynays secret cousin

[DJMusicJammer]

Awesome video! Thanks for the shoutouts! I'm glad I could help you get more exposed and stuff. :D

[Dingotech2000]

Congrats on the 1000 subbers!

She counsels a group for the gravitationally challenged.....

Taste tester for Baskin-Robbins....

Divers a Metro Bus.....

I really don't know....

[JustJaida]

Everyone on youtube has a cat...lol

[ottorhunter]

Happy 5th of July!

congrats on 1000k... now stop exposing so much!! haha

[squashyjosh1]

Haha..jk.. Mark, you are awesome

[squashyjosh1]

Oprah is a crime fighter in new york, new york along side her fellow super hero spider man

[laylay09ful]

Yay for you mr.happypants lol

btw happy 4th of july <3

love you Markie

[Xxashrox]

your so cute ^_^ congrats! <3 love u

[MakeMehWonder]

:D

[CrazyMarkie]

@MakeMehWonder :DD

[TickleMeEban]

@CrazyMarkie :DDD

[MsCanucksGirl]

@CrazyMarkie You are soooo cute :D

[Belibers]

aww your welcome cutie <333

[XoxSunRayzxoX]

69 videos <3

[SuperBunnyPants]

@Aryes22 it's the 5th of July at 2:50am for me haha

[woahitsfreaks]

haha this video is amazing congrats

[SuperBunnyPants]

Oprah... Naaa i'm not gonna bother. Lol I thing i was your 993rd subscriber so... Woooo! Lol and dayum you're good lookin... Byeee xx

[batboy62]

Congrats! :D

Oprah is Chuck Norris or should I say Chuck Norris is Oprah. Yes, he's that awesome.

[buuhzillionandahalf]

Oprah is secretly a rainbow unicorn...she told me. her side job is being a gangster in Europe lol

[jessilovesu1]

Shes a victoria secret model.. shh dont tell anyone :)

[lala97cool]

oprah secrete life is.... YOUR ALSO OPRAH!!!! your oprahs secrete life!!!!!!!!

[luvit579]

Oprah is a man???

[UNOAvery]

Oprahs secret life is trying to be like Mark

[lala97cool]

congrats!! <3 youuu!

[Aryes22]

I thought today was the 4th of July...

[westin1985]

Flying is fun. Its the landing that sucks.

[jessymae1997]

MARKIE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! XDDDD <3

& Oprahs sercret life is being barney? o.O

i dunno she makes me think of dinosaurs XD

[soccergirlscore]

is markie a partner now?

[bieberfeverpraybaby]

hi oreo <3 and hi markie <3

[87654321j]

awsome video

[jessymae1997]

MARKIE!!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!! XDDDD <3

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