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  • Red Bull weren't as fast back then as they are now.

  • Thats Racist from David!! Red Bull is 20 KP/H Quicker than the Ferrari that Felipe Massa was driving so David Coulthard go back to you're Commentary and say nothing!

  • @KingProBoxMan That's not racist, you fucking moron.

  • Classic DC and Scottish humour.

  • legend DC!

  • it's 7 shades of shit

  • Yep, I can confirm Coultard is Scottish.

  • There's only two things you can see from space the great wall of china and..........Coulthards jaw lol.

  • 'if he doesn't I will kick 3 colours of shit out of the little bastard...."

  • That was excellent =D

  • I'm guessing they aren't friends...? DC obviously dosn't have a grudge over Felipe as he dosn't try to make him look bad whilst hes commentating or hes probably over it.

  • @CleanFilm infact dc and massa are really good friends,dc was just mad at the time and with good reason too :)

  • Coulthard does have a great sense of humour

  • Does anyone else thinks Coulthard looks like an Lego Doll?

  • What did he say at the end? I understood bastard?!

  • @ImFasterThanTheStig I would expect him to do the same [own up to it], otherwise I'm going to kick 3 colours of shit out the little bastard

  • @WhiteZenith

    Ok m8, thnx, wow, I would have apologized immediately in Massa's place :)

  • haha ture scots man

  • DC what a legend! :)

  • I have a 'C1' level language-exam in English, but I don't have any clue what DC said. I guess Scottish is not an accent, it's an own language! :D

  • @Smertyin092 och hoots min yer nae wrang

  • i dont know why coulthard acts so pissed. it was his own stupid ass fault. its called an outbraking maneuver and massa was within reasonable distance. coulthard shouldnt turn into the apex when another car is there. hes a moron.

  • @didickcheeseburger wonder if you still think the same now seeing Hamilton v Massa in Monaco ;) Massa here was also only on Coulthards sidepod with his front wheel

  • @Cadmuss i dont think the two moves compare that well. massa was committed to the turn when hamilton suddenly charged up the inside. it was more like wreckless driving on hammys part although i dont think it shouldve warranted a penalty. i think the stewards in monaco were being a bit harsh about the drivers behavior at the hairpin.. when massa outbraked coulthard he was inside well before coulthard tried to close the door so theres a big difference between the two moves

  • @didickcheeseburger

    Massa turned in half a car length early on Hamilton.

  • @didickcheeseburger , Lol , you fail , Like most Americans your brain cant decipher anything other than a silly car going round in circles , Stick to your simpleton racing , Circle , Circle , Circle, zzzz

  • @capcom1 you think that the country you live in dictates what you know about racing? thats some pretty dumb logic you have.

  • @didickcheeseburger But it's typical of Americans to know fuck all about motorsport outside of their country because most of them watch Champ car, Indycar or NASCAR. Racing around an oval isn't exactly the most sophisticated way of racing which gives the impression that the Americans don't know much about proper racing (F1!).

  • @AyrtonSennaFan97 what you think is "typical" doesnt matter because it doesnt apply to me. the majority of americans might not know about f1 but i do. ive been watching formula 1 for years and probably know as much as or more than many arrogant european fans who think they know it all simply because theyre from a continent that most races are in. thats the most idiotic logic ive ever heard. PS- america has had gp races for many years and its returning next year so its not outside our country

  • @didickcheeseburger Judging by your idiotic account name you are in no place to be giving me a lecture on F1, you probably know fuck all anyway! Your country may of had GP's but they were all unsuccesful eventually. And I do know a fair amount about F1 I have been to Brands Hatch 3 times and seen classic F1 cars race there including Schumacher Benetton B192 and Senna's Toleman TG184, do those names ring a bell? Oh wait your American I should forget it!

  • @AyrtonSennaFan97 now youre judging my intelligence based on my username? i tried to give you the benefit of the doubt but i guess you are just plain dumb after all. i know benetton and toleman but i wont pretend to know specific model names without looking it up. fact is most f1 fans dont know that kinda info off hand so that doesnt separate my knowledge from your elite group of european superfans. you probably just looked it up on wiki prior to posting so you look smart. lol.

  • @AyrtonSennaFan97 oh, and i noticed you said schumy raced at brands hatch in his benetton which caught my attention because while i dont know car model names off hand i do know they quit racing at brands hatch in the 80s and schumy didnt race in f1 until the 90s so yeah, failure. lol. if youre gonna act like youre a formula 1 genius at least get your facts and timeline right first lol

  • @didickcheeseburger LMAO your level of intellect is so low. I never said I saw Schumi race at Brands Hatch!, I said I got see the Bentton he drove in 1992 race there, your a fucking fool and have embarrassed yourself. The last ever F1 race at Brands Hatch was in 1986 so he couldn't of possibly raced there, I went there a few months ago and got see people race classic F1 cars INCLUDING Schumi's Benetton, fucking hell you are retarded!

  • @AyrtonSennaFan97 im not embarrassed because i didnt know about some historic car demo thousands of miles away. it was a simple misunderstanding of your wording. thats not as big of a deal as you thinking i dont know about f1 because i live in america. THAT is actually pretty dumb because contrary to what you narrow mindedly believe, i know a lot about f1. but that doesnt matter cuz all i came to say was that coulthard is a dipshit who hit massa then blamed him for it.

  • What was this about?

  • @bethsqeak It was about Massa hitting Coulthard in Australia 2008

  • @Bennoisky

    Best comment ever :)

    That guy failed so bad.

  • LEDGEND!

  • DC could kick 3 shades of shit out of Massa easily.

  • Not a fan of Coulthard, but that was funny as hell.

  • haha yes DC that the way to say it

  • @IgniteF1 mate stop making 2 accounts just to make your point!

  • @IgniteF1 M8 this is the only account i have so i dont know what the fuck you are saying ? ?

  • @IgniteF1 You just failed by replying to your own..

    Double account noob..

    Try to win some arguments

  • @IgniteF1 mmm. not hardly.

  • @IgniteF1 LMFAO BRAZILIAN YOU ARE I GUESS!

  • @kingyentertainment lol yoda you are?

  • @StreetzGrimeLyfe Who, Massa? Last I looked he was lying down to Alonso and running into Hamilton

  • coulthard is a fuckin fag and a shit driver!! really took it to hakkinen in 98-99!! by far the best car and still fucked it...

  • @TheShepster80 love to see you try and get out there and race then, keyboard warrior syndrome strikes again.

  • @TheShepster80 like to see u do better fucktard!

  • @vickishortland fucktard? thats what we call coulthard!!

  • @TheShepster80 Like u could drive an f1 car

  • 'If he doesn't i'm gonna kick three colours of shit out of the little bastard'

    lol. This was closely followed by Hungary 09 haha.

  • @marcus6291 closely followed? It was like 15 months before??????

  • @marcus6291 What? No it wasn't. Coulthard wasn't even racing in 09...

  • i don't think MS knew what he who he was dealing with when he marched into DC's garage in 1998 at Spa looking for a fight.

  • He then went and concealed a loose spring in Barrichello's chassis...

  • I don't think david saw him until it was to late but even then?

  • why only three coours of shit David?

  • If were talking about the incident I'm thinking of then im pretty sure DC made no attempt to defend the position then when massa went to pass DC went in the corner like no one was there. He was sloppy his last season he stepped out at the right time.

  • What the fuck is he talking about? Felipe was overtaking him legally, David fucked the thing up and that's it. I like him but he complains too much.

  • DePalmez,you,re so right.I like him too but he is always talking about shit.

  • and has achieved a damn sight more than an idiot arm chair fan like YOU

  • Aye, but for that reason, we're cooler and have epic cocks.

  • PMSL, nice one man feckun, nice one!!

  • ha ha, who the fuck said I was a scot?? mmm quick get your friends to vote me down!! and I command YOU to move the fuck off this small island as there are too many prick's on it already, however I DOUBT YOU HAVE THE MEANS OR MONIES TO ACHIEVE THIS, Poor poor sassanach you

  • seven drunken nights... and your post is the result.

  • well no it took YOU 57mins to count to seven! Oh dear

  • No son and you never will!!

  • sorry do you have to be 18 to swear no i didnt think so and i do believe you have a lack of knowledge im sure you have swore befor you were 18 that make you a chav no i didnt think so eat dust

  • thats what a pay my TV licence for :D

  • Twat

  • haha why hadn't i seen this before, i can't stop laughing

  • its not swearing , its scottish for "HELLO" !

  • lol its so true though massa and ferrari never admit to anything

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Class Stuff from DC lol he should say that about other people on the BBC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol box head

  • lol

  • lol, coulterd was completly in the worng and then he said this

  • I wouldn't like to get on the wrong side of Coulthards jaw.

  • @falkirk94 or his forehead

  • @falkirk94 David Coulthard = JAWS III

  • DC come back to F1!

  • "i'm gonna kick the shit out of the little bastard" did i hear that right? coulthard just went up in my book

  • even better, he said he will kick "three shades of shit outta the little bastard"

  • three shades is pretty damn impressive lmao

  • "Three colours of shades" actually. DC is just the greatest character modern F1 has had - a pity he retired.

  • I can only assume you don't speak English as a first language and haven't had any contact with Scots. It really is quite clearly - almost surreally so - "If he doesn't [pause] I'm going to kick [pause] three colours of shit out of the bastard."

    It's a common idiom, can be headrd quite clearly - and equally importantly "Three colours of shades" means nothing.

  • No, sadly - for some reason still unknown to me - there are not a lot of Scottish people in Sweden. Nor do we - puzzlingly enough - not speak English as a native language.

    Luckily though, we don't have a lot of pompous smart Alec here either.

    By the way, there's one "d" less in "heard".

  • the second last word he said is "little". which it seems you missed entirely. I wonder whether you "speak english as a first language". I can't picture DC in a fight tho' I mean, he really did keep his helmet on in the garage that time Shuey came for him at Spa!!!!

  • DC didnt take his helemt off cus he had just got out of the car!!!

  • He said, "I'm going to kick three shades of shit out of the little bastard"

  • I would of done the same. DC you're a bloody rippa

  • hahaha. Coulthard complaining he got crashed into. you've got o be kidding me. this guy practically took out someone in each race in the last 2 years of his career. rarely did anyone overtake or was overtaked by coulthard without the two of them in the ditch. David, stop whining. at least now you know how the rest of the drivers feel.

  • he probably learned a few things from mark webber on blocking, he's been doing it ever since his jaguar days. you cant blame coulthard for defending his position although his quality of driving was really on the down slide since 2004 onwards in my opinion. but good job for webber regardless @ germany

  • This is too intelligent for youtube. What did you do with my normal youtube!

  • ahaha.. DC is a beast :)

  • Massa was completely in the wrong

  • What a whinger!

  • haha, spoken like a true scot

  • DC getting all hard ha wonder if dayton will get like his dad one day if he follows in his dads footsteps

  • massa is a cocky little prick.

  • massa= LOSER

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  • @fjpcl what does massa do for f1? LET ALONSO THROUGH fucktard

  • totally agree!!!!! 

    one more definition

    massa=tosser!

  • Shit out of the bastard.......lol

  • 3 colour huh David? red yellow and blue

  • THIS is why you HAVE to watch every race live!!!

    DC what a legend

  • ohh massa is soo dead

  • i was laughing when watching this live in the morning 5AM!!!

  • lol go dc little bastard

  • haha

  • thats the reason why i miss dc

  • You have got to understand formula1 is a high pressure sport and David dis later applogise for his comments

  • he always blame it on the car

  • I'm gonna kick 3 colours of shit out of the little bastard,LMFAO!!!

    XD

  • DC is one of the few drivers that looks like he can actually do that to someone

  • LOL,

    Proper hard man,

    DC=LEGEND

  • "I know I screwed up in the same way with Alex [Alexander Wurz] last year but I took full responsebility for it and I would expect Felipe [Massa] to do the same. If he doesn't...then I'm gonna kick... 3 colours of shits out of the little bastard!" That's the thing he just said on this video if You didn't understand it. One of my all time favourite interviews! Haha

  • HAHA ROFL what a legend, massa is probably the only good guy running at the front now though lol, hamilton alonso and raikkonen are a bunch of dicks, shame i used to like alonso and raikkonen, it seams winning championships turns you into an unsufferable dickhead!

  • Hamilton is a dickhead because............?

  • because i dont like the way he acted after winning the championship, he was really cocky or something, im not one of the people that hates lewis for no reason, i really supported him through the 2007 season and was dissapointed he didnt win but as 2008 progressed i began to dislike him, dickhead was perhaps a bit strong though, hees not quite on the same level as alonso ;)

  • plenty of reasons including calling backmarkers monkeys when he walked straight into the best car on the grid yet he cant even control a pace car situation properly and caused a crash behind him. Claiming no one can pass him on the outside, trying to draw comparrisons with Senna at every available opportunity. There is an endless stream of arrogance from him. He defines the word dickhead.

  • He actually apologised shortly after using the word monkeys, feeling that it was maybe the wrong word to say. If you are talking about the Vettel Webber crash last year, Vettel dived to the inside and took out Webber. Vettel was just too close. If Ayrton's sister commes out and says Lewis reminds her of her dead brother, who are we to doubt that. Surely she would know of all people ?

  • She is more than likely flattered by the fact that he is so admiring of Ayrton. Look at the two of them in interviews. They are clearly nothing alike. Lewis is this squeaky clean, do anything to please the cameras and always putting on a smile when he sees them and absolutely craves the attention. whereas Ayrton really didnt like the cameras or the spotlight and always did his own thing. Hamilton says what he thinks he should say. He is nothing like Senna aside from a yellow helmet.

  • ........but Ayrton's 2nd qualifying lap was eventually beaten by Mansell, but Ayrton's car had non active suspension and a non paddle shift gearbox and no traction control. The FW 14 had all these things. I have that footage on video tape. If you can get hold of it, try and see it. For me, it was the best qualifying lap I have ever seen. Ayrton had the car dancing, like it was on rails. Nigle just sat there and pressed the pedal to the floor.

  • Hmmm. I see your point. Different in that aspect, but what about car craft? The trouble with comparing past and present drivers is that the cars are so different. Lewis was used to non electronic cars before he stepped up. If McLaren broke out one of Ayrton's old cars for Lewis to drive and he lapped within 1 second or 2-3 tenths on any of those old tracks, would that sway you? Say, the 91 car. At Silverstone, he was on the ragged edge of the limit in qualifying. His first run was quick....

  • My comments came out the wrong way round.

  • i remember this lol

  • LOL did he say "i'n going to kick the shit out of that bastard?"

    BRILLIANT!

  • lol, he actually says "I'm gonna kick three colours of shit out of the little bastard".

    But still, as you say, BRILLIANT!

  • haha! even better!

  • looks like a thread of DC fan club members that can't take the sour taste of his poor performance..

  • bloody hell thats priceless!

  • yea ok guys everyone bashing massa he did better then any one in 08 this year but it was the team and car failures more wins more poles, but also more failures while leading he deserved the champ.

  • to right he deserved the title by miles

  • if the car and his team fuked up which they did i admit tht. how does he deserve the title. hamilton deserved it the only reason he didnt win it earlier was through his own fault and the stewards. mclaren made no mistakes they were the most consistent team therfore them and lewis deserved it

  • this was in australia 08 when massa pulled across and coulthard went flying his front weel as far as i can remeber. look at itv f1

  • Ha ha DC is always the one to make me laugh. H just doesnt care its great. good luck in your retirement DC

  • your probably find on youtube that both drivers have an awful lot of videos with the name crash next to them.

  • Absolute shit mate Massa might become a better driver but right now he aint.

  • well said,

    massa, always thinks he can do no wrong, like when he pulled out on a force india car. TWICE.

    he needs to be brought down to size

  • released by his pit crew

  • Coulthard is a legendary driver.

  • Which is why he got pwnd by all his team mates and never won a WDC even though he drove the fastest car many seasons?

    I really don't get why people like this guy. After every single accident he has he mouths off about the other driver, even when it's his fault. He can't even get into Q1 for fuck's sake.

  • i think you need to see a more detailed look at coulthards history and the sacrifices he had to make. He is a very honorable person

  • I can imagine anyone doing that to be honest. We are all capable of terrible acts. If that is true then that is most unfortunate.. want to see your sources though.

  • Feel free to use your initiative and google 'coulthard massa throat'. The stories are from DCs perspective, Massa confirmed DC was much more aggressive than he puts on in a TV interview and threatened to kill him.

  • nope but i can imagine u lying u little shit its not true wat u sed

  • It is funny to hear him swear, but I do actually feel for him. He was running so well, then Massa idioticlly cut across the track in front of him, hit him and put him out. I'd have said the same thing about that twat Massa if i was in his shoes.

  • Hey, David got 3rd place in M