Paranormal Dicks: Alien - Part 3

[DAVINDER313]

Does it really make sense to talk to Online Gamer fans through this video?

[MrPYRO177]

part 4?????

[killerbot685]

i should be recording this, it already is

[hardnphirm87]

Chloroform...win them over every time

[JohnnyMrC]

AHA THE BLUE GIRL SCARED THE SHIT OUTA ME.

[jamcky13]

Naivii or however you spell it isn't an alien is it?

[123jacoiscool]

these vids suck!!!



[JohnnyMrC]

@123jacoiscool Its ok, apparently you got no SENSE OF HUMOR!!!

[Darkmotiv1]

what the hell

[XxLuKeY09xX]

i liked the end when he said (C) (U) (N)EXT (T)UESDAY

[faceman9905]

lindsey is tall as fuk

[Anikan1005]

I think this is a parody of The 4th Kind.

[A7Xdisturbed838]

awhh another seisure

[wflynnzz]

probally alight sezure

[EATnOREOorDIE]

do they use the souns track from the AVP game for this?

sounds like music from AVP

[poke12391]

those dicks..............

[diablitabxtchesz]

THAT BLUE GIRL SCARED THE FUCK OF ME

[Betorockmetal]

We dont care JASON WE WANT ONLINE GAMER!! WE DONT UNDERSTAND YOU

[Protosk8er]

lol hold  2 & 3 xD

[kickinitfan1414]

this was the end of number 2

[StubbeA]

I think he just had a seizure

[TheNBortor]

The other guy is having a lot of fun seeing that sh1t :D

[DerekWWEThemes]

"I should be recording this right now."

Uhh, news flash dude.... it's already being recorded.

[MrLedStoner]

not saying online gamer is bad but i think i like psycho girlfriend better than online gamer

[1bigbottom]

They dont know the difference between a flashback and an epileptic seizure do they?

[ian12513]

here ill translate what he said about Online Gamer, "STFU!"

[differentandalike]

if you PARANORMAL DICKS you will like TOP 30 UNIQUE VIDEOS

[differentandalike]

if you like PARANORMAL DICKS you will like TOP 30 UNIQUE VIDEOS

[chuggamilk]

thumbs up if you want to see theese bloopers, expecially Lindsey's

[ezlorulz]

ugh these online gamer episodes aren't coming out fast enough...cmon recklesstortuga...you'd get a lot more views/subscribers if you released at least 1 episode of online gamer per week.

[UL0SE2bad]

@ezlorulz dude stop bitching do you realize how many other series hes doing? watche those

[ezlorulz]

@UL0SE2bad I've seen literally every video on the recklesstortuga website. I love ALL of their videos...I just like the online gamer better. And I have the right to complain because it's somewhat ridiculous. They release a 3-6 minute episode ONCE a MONTH on average. I'm 100% certain they'd get more views and subscribers if they put priority on the online gamer. Goodness bro, do you know nothing about how the world works? If you want more profit, produce what the consumer wants.

[UL0SE2bad]

@ezlorulz you just wasted your time typing all of that because i really dont give a fuck

[ezlorulz]

@UL0SE2bad It's never a waste of time destroying someone's argument :)

[SexyFish660]

@ezlorulz I like the variety. Everyone needs to quit bitching about online gamer.

[ezlorulz]

@SexyFish660 I also like the variety. In fact, psycho girlfriend comes in a close second for me. It's just that online gamer, like all their other episodes, don't come out too frequently. I'm not sure how busy they are with future content and maybe they've got entire seasons waiting to be released but can't you see why some people are frustrated with one episode of their favorite show a month?

[SexyFish660]

@ezlorulz Yeah, but comments about it are on EVERY RecklessTortuga video. It's annoying.

[Herman8901]

this is the only other show i like other then online gamer

[MrMiguelNz]

???? SO RANDOM!

[oifdjyor]

she's not hot, she's like over 6 feet and has an annoying face

[Matheus222]

@7AXWM Are you retard? I am talking to the people who calls her hot. Not everyone who watch this thinks she's hot, you stupid fuck.

[Oristiumpier]

Wow. I'm glad they read the comments. He's right. There's a lot more to Reckless Tortuga than Online Gamer.

[Matheus222]

she isn't hot, what kind of nerds are watching this? Never seen a hot girl? :S

[VOCHEZZY]

lindsey and online gamer red head = boner

[Parkerkun]

@VOCHEZZY You have really low standards, don't you?

[electricsolo33]

i remember lindsey..., me... and, well thats it!

[RageOfDante16]

nice thumbnail lindsey

[skilas211]

we need online gamer video @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

[squishedmellons]

No one even likes your other videos besides the online gamer series, all these other videos are doing is getting in the way in my subscription box. I am thinking about unsubscribing because all i subed for was the online gamer vids, every other video that you guys make is total crap!

[FulIMetalJacket]

@squishedmellons SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT! GIVE THEM FUCKING TIME TO MAKE THE ONLINE GAMER SERIES YOU FAGGOT. What? You want them to make a new episode every day? So they can just get worse and worse like the COD series itself? FUCK YOU. Faggot go suck a fucking dick and choke on it.

[SuperSoccerlover7]

tHIS IS BORING AS FUCK WE WANT FUCKING ONLINE GAMER THATS THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT GOT THIS CHANNEL POPULAR AND THATS WHAT I WANT TO SEE. AND THIS VIDEO WAS ONLY ONE MINUTE THATS NOT AN EPISODE NOTHING HAPPEND AND DONT COUNT THE BLOOPERS. I GOING TO UNSUP SOON IF I DONT GET SOME GOOD CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FulIMetalJacket]

@SuperSoccerlover7 SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT! GIVE THEM FUCKING TIME TO MAKE THE ONLINE GAMER SERIES YOU FAGGOT. What? You want them to make a new episode every day? So they can just get worse and worse like the COD series itself? FUCK YOU. Faggot go suck a fucking dick and choke on it.

[OnlineGamer39]

@FulIMetalJacket dude please stop sayng that shit in the youtube

[iGoldenPro]

YOUR MOM SUCKS ON MY BAWLS, BITCH!! GIVE THEM TIME TO DO IT SO THAT THEY WONT BECOME WORSE FUCKIN FAGGOT. AND TELL YOUR MOM HER PUSSY TASTES DELICIOUS!!!

[OnlineGamer39]

@iGoldenPro DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE STOP SAYNG SHIT IN THE YOUTUBE JESUS MAN WTF

[MrPhillyrick1]

@SuperSoccerlover7 this channel was popular way before online gamer. you dick! mail order bride, office douchebag, psycho girlfriend and the basement were all popular waay before online gamer actually destroyed this channel, because it attracted dickheads like you that dont appreciate good comedy.

[1pspgofan]

NICE ASS LINDSAY

[geothetwo]

C-U-Next-Tuesday

[Reapinangel91]

There hilariously stupid.

[TheTDarkside]

that avatar suit looked sexy on her

[h0w2RS]

Do a "behind the scenes with reckless Tortuga" bit. have a Guy record you guys, while you record. that'd be cool.

[Arto572]

1:15 seizure time.

[colrivcrusher]

Stop running your mouth and go make some Online Gamer! Online Gamer or GTFO

[ad3raider]

pause at 0:25 who else think that christian looks like joker?

[ILoveMyIckleBaby]

Everyone needs to shut up about the online gamer. They've got loads of other good videos. I loved the psycho girlfriend series. They've got the paranormal dicks, creepy neighbour and more. It's not all about online gamer!

[lakkinator]

why isnt this flagged? this is partly porn.

[brycemeers]

@lakkinator how is it porn?

[ringorrong]

@lakkinator you my friend have never seen porn...

[colrivcrusher]

@lakkinator which part I missed it?

[Rubix360Cube]

U guys are fucking awesome love every online gamer and the other films

[quickscopingbeast10]

the online gamer was the best series on youtube ever it is the best thing that ever happened to youtube

[darencol]

thumbs up if you want more online gamer!!!

[jink1415]

Make longer videos.

[aznskullboi2nd]

dance monkey dannnce....

[GaianHellper]

Guys calm ur fucking ballistics theyr just tryng to make more vids to get money srsly guys do u see a youtube partner that makes the same video and the same subject? No becuz they make a new topic everytime n for all u little ass kids tht dnt like the other vids then mayb its not suitble for u

[SammyDodger62]

I wouldn't mind her on top of me :P

[hellomynameisme13]

@SammyDodger62 fuck your family you cock sucking motherfucker

[banj2265]

WE WANT ONLINE GAMER OMG I JUST WANT TO TATICLY INSURT MY FUT UP UR ASS AND CALL IN A NAPALM STRIKE IN ON UR TAINT U FUCKING NOOB

[TheBLeAChLoVa]

@banj2265 Dude. Shut the fuck up. Stop being such a douche... It's going to arrive.. Jeez maybe it was a bad idea to even start the online gamer...

[Anfmethodjor]

NO I DONT UNDERSTAND. YOU HAVE TO MEET THE DEMAND! WE WANT MORE ONLINE GAMER! STOP BEING A BUNCH OF NOOBS! GET IT DONE!

[TheBLeAChLoVa]

@Anfmethodjor Oh my God shut the fuck up man... If you are so obsessed why don't you try doing your own series fag.

[mmasterrob22]

Ur all fucking Noobs

[mmasterrob22]

Omg I wana take balistic knives and cut a hole and then fuck that blonde girl their

[MgoOwns]

C U Next Tuesday too, don't say it to me fool! (Just jokes, i'm not a hater)

[Fudman101]

THe owner of reckless tortuga is gay

[AdRiiNaLinFingerboar]

KEEP ON PRESSING 1 AND SHE SAYS SNOT

[AdRiiNaLinFingerboar]

press 3 he looks so funny!@

[sbritton2020]

@AdRiiNaLinFingerboar not to mention it looks like he is jerking it, with some mighty fine concentration

[AdRiiNaLinFingerboar]

@sbritton2020 lol i didnt even notice

[jonesbrosfoes]

I can't wait for the new online gamer

[theknightm]

gimme online gama

[RyanLkirk]

C

U

Next

Tuesday.

[Sh0kiassassin]

I bet you can see her vag through that suit

[SomeRandomGuy720]

press 1

[TheHalodude1232]

He has epilepsy and so do i :)

[pb25812462]

LOL!

[BlahBlahBlahBlah9671]

hold in 2

[GhettoSasquatch]

LMFAO press 3 fast

[Keedan44]

press 3 but not super fast lol thumbs up if u lold

[zombiefrom]

Wait what about online gamer? are you guys still doing that?

[Keedan44]

@zombiefrom of course

[perhour12345]

@zombiefrom Yes, can they not make more than 1 series? ...

[nerfproplayer]

keeep pressing 2 lol

[BassReaper2000]

for the guy at the end of this clip, WE WANT MORE ONLINE GAMER!!

thumbs up for more ONLINE GAMER!! :D

[Keedan44]

@BassReaper2000 if u dont kno tht guy ur not a real online gamer fan hes 1 of the creators of online gamer aloong w/ lindsey & aaron

[TempGaming]

I think I got a fetish for woman in kitty suits...

[gothikgamer]

@TempGaming after seeing her in that suit, I think that's normal xD

[Lionddlion]

when will the next online gamer come out ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

cant wait....so annoying ,its been 2 weekkss!!!!

[layzee510]

was with all the spam?

[MrDjobrown]

seizure....derp

[jacobswolfgirl112]

Lindsey is engaged to Jason, I doubt she'll want to fuck any of you horny noobs.

[ilovetechno67]

Hhahahahahahahahaha frkn pregnated room mate wtf

[bostjan3000]

thanks for watching this week's episode? 'week's PFFFFT it doesn't come every week like TH3 ONLIN3 G4M3R SHOULD! (yeh i don't know what numbers are in 'the online gamer so i just put some in ;D)

[Benzuko2010]

lindsey has sexy legs

[dudeominator]

he has epilepsy! :O

[sansvirgin]

Omg...avatar...lol...her makeup is really good

[wijund]

you should really put out more than one episode a week since you have so many shows...

[dailoh90]

I don't even know why everyone's complaining!? Ya, Online Gamer is great, but its not like the other series are terrible. In fact I love this Paranormal Dicks series! And Psycho Girlfriend is fucking hilarious! Whats your guys problem?

[Olao999]

Lindsey = Boner

[crazyman9711]

the only ones i like are online gamer, phsyco girlfrind, and racism in america

[crazyman9711]

Did any one else get aroused at 2:35?

[slicknickforreal]

More IT Guy!!!

[HannahTV09]

More online gamer please

[Dragonfree97]

@HannahTV09 Watch the whole video. 

[DoNotEatGames]

when i see Lindsey i always get erection.....

[MrFeuerpilz]

60% alien + dicks

20% porn

10% WTF

5% ring

5%Pandora



[DeltaAirlines747guy]

@MrFeuerpilz 5% Pandora= Adrain Mole, right?

[MrSomewhere]

that was bloody great, keep these up!!!

[artilleryboy1]

i was expecting him to have an epileptic fit, and i think he did.

[xxsteelbladexx]

if all you guys like is online gamer, just stop bitching and wait for the next one! all their other vids are fucking awesome too, stop being whiney baby bitches

[sSanctum]

less paranormal dicks more online gamer.

[TheBlackKnightsTV]

you should make more episodes for office douchebag!!!!!

thumbs up if you agree

[therandomfellow]

these guys should prolly stick to online gamer cuz everything else isnt funny

[targon709]

this was a week episode... not that funny.

[PhilinThebox3]

what happend to sketchs like you have some poop on your face?

[tacomunch0115]

hahaha jason finally settled it with the ppl bustin nuts over online gamer

[Rubix360Cube]

Fucking hell the commentary at the end was nearly longer than the actual episode make it longer be little bit better

[benjiboypoo]

have they considered..he might be epileptic?

[slayer8244]

ghost episodes are better

[DeltaBig]

Just keep doing The Online Gamer and Racism videos, rest are pretty shitty compared to these series....

[Basze1337]

@DeltaBig so you think because they're the favorite ones they'll drop everything else? don't you think it gets boring working on the same project all the time, it's not all about what we want it's up to them

[w3stsIDe55]

@GuruNicholas u r one SICK FUCK

[MrBaboso100]

faith looked like she was gonna rape him. starting with the roofy nap

[pierox1224]

I LIKE TURTLES!!! ME GUSTAN LAS TORTUGAS!!

[CadenB11]

the thumb nail looked like lindsey and the black person were grinding but backwards cause lindsey was in the back

[TheMetalforlife666]

the only good part of the video is lindsey dancing hot ;)

[confusedkid6]

She single handedly made Avatar SEXY ASS HELL....brb gotta see about this boner

[Armaangandevia1]

paranormal ducks :P

[LeonScottKiller]

240p

360p

480p

720p

1080p

BLONDE CHICK NAKED

[linas3001]

@LeonScottKiller aww.... my only goes to 1080p :(

[ursawarior4ever]

@LeonScottKiller dont get it ...



[LeonScottKiller]

@ursawarior4ever It's a list of worst to best quality

[TheModernMaxi]

@LeonScottKiller what?

[MrXaver97]

@LeonScottKiller what do those numbers mean

[theteacher010]

@LeonScottKiller i don't get your comment

[LeonScottKiller]

@theteacher010 It's a list of the worst quality to best quality ;)

[kham2914]

@LeonScottKiller to bad we can view it in 4d3d3d

[MrNestwo]

Online Gamer - FULL INTRO SONG (Lo Rider Long)

/watch?v=lpxTf1JOrfI

[Renkei94]

Daaamn I need that avatar costume, I could put my gf in it,

[MRPIKKOLO83]

PLEASE STOP THIS SERIES! its terrible. I know you want to do things other than the online gamer, but lets be serious that online gamer was/ is your bread & butter. Just because you put a girl in these vids, doesnt mean its good, shes a 6 anyway, maybe a 7 before she starts talking, then it plummets. Anything with Aaron not being a foul mouthed A-hole, is fail. fix it!

[wildcardnt]

Online gamers are demanding little bastards. Comments here are nothing compared to World of Warcraft forums when the servers have an unexpected shutdown

[Bloodthr0e]

People who request you to only make Online Gamer are normal dicks.

[CelebTalkWithDavid]

THIS WASNT IN MY SUB BOX!!! WTF O.O