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  • kob

  • Coby just shiet talker

  • Kobe sucks so much shit. Lebron is way better.

  • @LBJDW3

    Kobe has so much more skill. Hmu when Lebron's 33

  • Kobe: "You can be like me, LeBron James."

    LeBron: "Really, Kobe Bryant?"

    Kobe: "No! Plus... You travelled."

  • Really Kobe Bryant ... No

  • I'm guessing Kobe with the afro only attacked fast, but when he cut the afro off he started attacking strong. It all makes sense now!

  • ha larry fitzgerald in this best wide receiver in the NFL

  • -you can hit a game winner like me lebron james...

    -really kobe masked mamba bryant??

    -no...

  • kobe deserves an oscar for these commericals compared to shaq in kazaam

  • lazy ed

    

  • problem aziz ? *trollface*

  • Kobe would be a GREAT ACTOR!

  • Thumb Up if you thought Kobe was gonna say "But I took an arrow in the knee." after 0:22 LOL

  • kobe:you can be like me lebron james.

    Lebron: really kobe bryant?!

    kobe:No.

  • NOOOOOO

    whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    I didn't

    want to be the top comment

    balls

  • Aziz Anzari

  • no

  • lool kobe never mentions passing

  • Comment removed

  • Then i became another Animal by Joining the Illuminati

  • @TahxrBiatch kill yo self

  • @MississippiBoss601

    Just joking bitch

  • Omg dis nigguh lmaoo

  • NO... LMFAOOO.

  • Kobe's system? Lin solved that in third grade....

  • @TheTrololollll but hasn't solved the turnover system.

  • @TheTrololollll He must have skipped the session about not turning the ball over..

  • @TheTrololollll lin suck 

  • No

  • Wtffff what's fucking it. I've had enough. Everywhere I go on YouTube I see fucking " illuminati" wtf is that?

  • @Jibraeel90 Paranoid idiots that are convinced that a secret society is going to kill us all.

  • @skarbone1 Go fuck yourself

  • @liljuve13 You mad.

  • @skarbone1 I thought I told you to go fuck yourself.

  • @liljuve13 So mad.

  • Illuminati, Illuminati, Illuminati.... they could have been more subtle. These commercials are terrifying.

  • press 8 for motivation !!!!!

  • WANG LEE HOM !! <3

  • 0:35

  • i dont get the first top comment o__O .

  • @DarkstarrLu 0 rings

  • 0:20 that awkward moment when kanye gets mad about some one interrupting.

  • Lol is that Wang Leehom  O.o 0:05?

  • I WANT Kevin Heart IN THIS LOL

  • Kobe - You can win a ring like me someday Lebron

    Lebron - Really

    Kobe - No

  • What's up fam

  • WiLLs SiDeKicK

  • @boss12 dick head dat is Kobe

  • Hahahaha he said "wassup fam?"

  • Kobe System please take my money!

  • "Really, Kobe Bryant?" ... "No."

  • 0:09 The death squint.

  • Why the hell is that retarded Hindu "famous" again???

  • @QBDogKiller A lot more famous than you are...maybe its because he's a great comedian and you're an ignorant ass...

  • @milkmanzeta

    Ignorant how???

    Because I don't spend my time watching bad comedy? LMAO

    Congratulations for being a lame ass bitch.

    =]

  • my nigga aziz!!

  • kOBE is the best and forever will be till he leaves the league. KOBE SYSTEM

  • @ThatGuySitanio hell yeah he should have! koston is the f*cking man!

  • WHY THE FUCK ARE BOTH OF THE TOP COMMENTS THE SAME?

  • Level 1: Linned.

  • that was funny

  • NO

  • @ENTERRAPTURE20 Well GODsaid NO human will expect/predict when the end is coming.

  • the only time Kayne is civilized -_-

  • Why the fuck are both of the top comments top comments?

  • @Karkenou your welcome.

  • @Karkenou Your welcome.

  • @Karkenou idk thats why its called TOP COMMENT!!! LOL ;)

  • @Karkenou FUCK YOU

  • funny

  • No

  • Lmao!

  • LOL

  • why so serious?

  • Kobe: You can be like me

    Aziz: Really Kobe Bryant?

    Kobe: No

    haha always make me laugh

  • @desterpot that is so funny im with u on tht!

  • Kobe: You can be like me Aziz Ansari

    Aziz: Really Kobe Bryant?

    Kobe: No

    LMAO!

  • "Really kobe bryant?"

    -"NO"

    gets a "aww shyt, got me excited for nothing" face expression :L

  • Lol i think the show incorporates different features from animals thus the saying, same beast but different animal....i think...

  • Koston should've been in this

  • Koston should've been in this

  • But was he a different animal but the same beast, and did he attack both fast and strong? so did he become the adaptive force that everything reacts to if he keeps his defense offensive? Why can't he be like him? Because he hasn't achieved success at success at success. Some people may perceive things differently but to be perceptive is a different concept yet the same.

  • these ads actually make me want to buy these shoes. i've given in to corporate marketing schemes, nooooooooo

  • stop commenting about the top comments

  • i love his face at the end. its like what the fuck man. haha

  • :41 repeat 

  • I thought there was gonna be refreshments...

  • LOL WTF 0:06 IS THAT WANG LEE HOM???

  • 0:14 Somebody needs to make a new meme face

  • hahaha

  • Im eating pizza watching this

  • my life would be complete if kobe bryant said my name

  • Kobe: Aziz Ansari, I was once like you.

    Aziz: I ain't rape no one!

  • Top comments are very lame. second one not funny at all, just a poser and the @sadsquared2 you failed with your lame joke...

  • Kobe: "Lebron.... I have something to share with you."

    Lebron:"?"

    Kobe:"0"

    Lebron:"WTF?????"

    Kobe:"Your welcome."

  • @sadsquared2 Yep "0" rings ROFL

  • @sadsquared2

    lmao

  • LOL Kanye

  • kobes beard makes him look old lol

  • two top comments are lebron james dick riders and all the ppl who liked the comments

  • I like how the top rated comments are original 

  • that glare 0:10 lmfaoo xD

  • WHY THE FUCK ARE BOTH OF THE TOP COMMENTS THE SAME?

  • @itstheaiguy such an overuse comment.I liked it at first but its been said in almost every video i go to sometimes.

  • Why are the top comments the same? O__o

  • "Whats Up? Fam!" best line!

  • I bet his wife had success on his bank lol

  • Aziz, you mad? (cut away)

  • Kobey Bryant: Vanessa Bryant i was once married to you. you were the same animal taking my money all the time. then you became a different animal you learned to attack strong. you can take my money vanessa Bryant

    Vanessa Bryant: really kobey bryant

    Kobey Bryant: no

  • Kobe, so awesome he puts a Chinese pop star on his commercial with little notice just because he can.

  • What does it mean when he says Your Welcome?

  • @UnLevledBeast It means "I have told you all you need to know, now use this advice wisely." Your welcome.

  • He just crushed Aziz Ansari's dreams lol

  • lmfao, the tearsss. i love aziz.

  • this could have been way funnier.

  • Kobe: You can be like me, Big Ben

    Ben Roethlisberger:  You mean a rapist of young chicks?

    Kobe: Yes, you can

  • can anybody else find the

    illuminati/freemason symbols in these series of videos??

    HINT: there are more than just 1 or 2....

  • @HeyMrDJ25 i know right 

  • Kanye: *shakes head with the Kanye Shrug"

  • Jerry Rice is in here because he coached all athletes (loosely used for this video) to have The Success. Other than that, Jerry Rice shouldn't be there because Kobe took his lessons and tanked to the bottom of the darkest no-talent hole and will never come out.

  • Kanye: Shut the fuck up Aziz, homie over here tryin to tell us how to be SUCCESSFUL

    Aziz: My bad Kanye... my bad.

  • LOOOOOOL

  • LOL

  • Aziz Ansari kanye and kobe all rockin the fenchies:)

  • Kobe Bryant is the new Chuck Norris.

  • lmfao what is all this? xD

  • what is that sign on kanyes chest?

  • @THEmoodyKID it stands for the kobe system lol

  • Is that Wang Lee Hom in 0.06 ?!

  • @Behmushimushi Yeah, he's in the 3rd video

  • 0:08 the black mamba spots his victim.

  • these commercials should be played during the superbowl

  • @CANAAH99 what is the superbowl?

  • SYPHILIS SYPHILIS

  • following @VanessaSystem on twitter

  • Hahah

  • I love commercials with lots of celebs, too funny.

  • reallyKobe Bryant :D

    No

  • LOL

  • No LMFAO

  • Your welcome (claping)

  • Kobe Bryant is the new Chuck Norris.

    Pass it on.

  • @iBundlez never. now you shall be hunted down. Run... NOW

  • @iBundlez wow, hold your horses mate, did u ever looked above kobesystem?chuck is 7 levels above that.

  • Kobe: You can be like me, Lebron James.

    LeBron: Really, Kobe Bryant.

    Kobe: No.

  • @kobe24bryant81points Your Right Cuz leBron is Better o-o

  • @MTVFist

    Fail

  • Comment removed

  • @kobe24bryant81points EPIC comment is EPIC!;)

  • @kobe24bryant81points Damn you mad you dont have LeBron money?

  • @kobe24bryant81points Michael Jordan in the background, "Pffft, fuck that shit!"

  • Whatsup Fam? lmaooo

  • no

  • Kobe = Next Chuck Norris

  • who needs that bitch vanessa when you can have different chick every night, I doubt that bitch is ever gonna marry, but Kobe he don't need to marry, rich people should never ever marry, smh

  • 0:43 Epic Face

  • Really Kobe Bryant?

    No!

    XD