America's Next Top Pastor

[BiblesOnLine]

You have to retarded to be a Christian, only morons can belief that an innocent man be punished for someone sins, and they called it Justices, if God is Just.



[janeym]

You ALL need to search on here "ignatius the ultimate youth pastor." it's hysterical!

[VincentTheValentine]

OMG This is great! This is great, well done satire right here!

[8641jill]

Great satire!

[agent9775]

this was hilarious, the part with Vance Chickerson was my favorite lol

[cbcurtis85]

This is hilarious. It hits home so much for me.

"Everything's Pretty Awesome at Don Pablo's." Good satire. :-)

[icfnuernberg]

How funny, we did something similar. Check out our profile to see Germanys Next Toppastor...

[butlerproman]

I like to sleep.....and light fires. Sleep during the day, light fires at night. Works for me.

[deaconjoelvis]

wow that was difficult to watch

[TheOneWhoGives]

this is retarded, wow. my IQ dropped

[megaloethor]

Iron and Clay. Pastors on TV.

[dragoonhog]

John Connelly should have won instead of a puppet. But Jasper Stax is an idiot. If you can't mention God or Tithes in church you can't be a pastor. Jasper is just trying to not offend anyone but when it comes to church you will always we criticized. Preach what you will please God and not the crowd. The judges sucked too. I don't think the judges are christian. Bunch of Bullshit. John was the best out of all the other ammatures.

[l33tmaster104]

Holy crap, you really sound serious. I give you a five philly cheesesteak rating on that comment.

[ChristianMusicGuy]

This video is hilarious. the old youth pastor was a combination of all 3 viewpoints expressed from the video. we even watched Braveheart 3 times in youth group.

i've wanted to be a pastor for 5 years now.

[Jinder221]

go BEAKER!

[myshellshock]

Ahhhah. I loved it. Disney probably does own sleep. xD

[CrazyboneCrazy]

lol its interesting!

[Etrusconian]

that was the kind of stupid-funny video. lol. i thought it was kinda funny.

[julian12321]

lol disney owns sleep!

[jszczepaniak]

As a professional creative person, I can't tell you how awesome it is to see people making an effort to put forth some thoughtful and funny church commentary. Bravo.

[TyBearProductions]

"what do you do at night?"

"that's when i light fires!"

"well instead of lighting fires, perhaps you could try sleeping."

hahaha.

[lishep]

This is what happens when Bible College students have too much time on their hands.

Hey, at least it is creative!

[67Cowboy]

Depart from me ye workers of inequity, of a perverse and wicked generation, I beseech ye therefore be not conformed to the ways of the world, but be ye Holy as I am Holy ! Walk not in the ways of the unGodly but do that which is Good in the eyes of the LORD. For if a man knows to do good and does it not; is it not sin to him ???

[RBJ92]

Life or DEATH!

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

[salzmannjulie]

this video is amazing.

HILARIOUS!

[jadziahdex]

cool video

[dragoonhog]

That first guy is a retard. He went 10 weeks with out offending anybody.If your too busy concentrating on not saying God or Tithes cuz someone might get offended then your merely trying to look good for the people and make the people like you. It doesn't matter if some people get offended as long as God is the one your pleasing with your sermon, and you have to convey the message too. Man I know so many pastors that are way better than this. And sermon's don't have to make you laugh to be good.

[BeechSundowner]

Good video!

[f4172ph]

HAHAH

[leadingbyxample]

Who cares who your grandfather is. If you would read the Bible for yourself instead of having your grandfather spoon feed you, you would know that there are many that come in the name of Christ saying they are of Him, when in fact they are not. This is a sign of the times, and as a believer, you should know that. You prove my point...most pastors these days give milk to babies rather than meat to adults.

[bmbak]

I like that you talk about things that people really care about! like dinner! I like dinner!

[Chivalryaintdead]

LOL that was great.

[jacko1232]

funny.

[whiteurqle]

yea go meme guy

[Jaquzze]

What song is it in the begning??

[RockTV]

Over the Rock TV logo, it's "Revelation" by Alva Star; over the beginning of the skit, it's generic royalty-free music.

[bobblefest]

I WANNA BE A PASTOR !!!!!

[Whapastim2]

Hahah They actually show the commercials!!

Sleep is a registered trademark of the Disney Co

P.S Beaker (hahah)

[destinws2]

AWESOME!!! Funeral competition was great!

[currypollo]

great concept. poor execution. the scary thing is, I would watch this if Fox picks it up.

[Yahwehsninja]

ummm, right....that was...interesting

[animallvr4eva]

I am a catholic but why would Americas Next Pastor be on You Tube

[Mrlogos]

That was funny. It was dry but funny

[joe5852003]

except for the sleep commercial, torn jeans comment, and simon telling the one guy he hated him, this was a waste of 6 1/2 minutes of my life

[metalatheist]

it has dry humor

[bobblefest]

so much negative comments, yet so many hits...why is that?

[vertigo959]

people like to watch train wrecks?

[quinsy42]

this is not funny at all and i wonder why? It may have been the puppet

[leadingbyxample]

This is too funny! 99% of the pastors out there are just as superficial.

[TJZA1986]

what a sh*t. My time was wasted watching this.

you clearly don't have anything good to be done out of your meaningless lives.

[oXxBENNYxXo]

Be very care folks !!

joking about Gods stuff/PPL is like playing with a mad viper !!

trust benny !!

and ya NEVER really know ,Sometimes who IS real/Really Gods !

[DjWooziXxX]

hahahahaha lol:P

[mynameisethan182]

lame....

[boyinfire3]

Not funny at all...

[ducktill]

I didnt laugh once , how come?

[andywa1]

interesting to watch. must have taken a long time to make so great job on the effort

[rgf610]

You know what is funny, I understood everything Beaker said. Preach Preacha!

[LuvCrazeGrl17]

I laughed so much i think i kinda cried.

[trinitybflo]

This was hilarious. It's nice to see fellow Christians not taking themselves (ourselves?) too seriously. St. Paul may or may not have had a discernable sense of humor, but I'm pretty sure Jesus must have, to have put up with his followers.

[itodd]

i just wanna know where they got the incredibly authentic beaker from.

[koreaboi6]

i found this very offensive...as i'm sure many other people did

some of it sounded like a weak imitation of dane cook to me

anyway, they didn't have to involve pastors and christianity. pastors really have a rough time in the increasingly secular world today. i find comedy that doesnt aim for a larger audience and that offenses a large population very inefficient

[rustycooleyismygod69]

lmao

[MusicalTheaterRocks]

haha I love Beaker... he's so cute<33

[rachelallencamus]

worst english accent ever but beaker's so cute!

[sctrojanman99]

"Well, what do you do at night?"

"Oh, that's when I light fires. :)"

Lol

[AznElf1]

Boo, this is completely painting another view on us. Is this what America has gone to? I think so.

[Domingo0022]

haha Beaker!

[movielover1112]

Beaker was the best part.

[Renga488]

"And everyone's waiting for the Newsboys to show up."

I lol'd

[angazatamani]

this video was rather bad,,, altho that comment from 'potayto2' about iraq, now that's funny

[my1ittl3pony]

wow

this wasnt funny

it wasnt offensive at all

just stupid

[whangpanger]

As a lifetime pk, I'm not really for org. religion, or any other means of man controlling man. I am kind spititual though. This was hilarious, not only for the "religous' jab, but the insanity of tv shows in it's shadow. I liked it.

[classicbeauty77]

hahaha,beaker...

[oxygendrummer]

That was retarded and completely uncalled for why is it that ppl make fun of the christian church... It doesnt make any sense ut w.e. freedom of speech right?!?!

Oxygen (just another way to take in God)

[miosgoldenchance]

that made me crack up because it's soooo true. ahahahaha. I know very few pastors who actually talk about anything anymore.

so lol.

[HannaBarbaric]

im suprized that there hasnt been a show about this. whats sad is this is how the church is today. full of people and pastors like that jasper guy.

[defenderofnerds]

JOHN SHOULD HAVE WON!

loved the sleep commercial btw.

[ANonExistentUser]

Is this supposed to be satirical?

[potayto2]

no.

[sthugh]

Obviously.

[BlackIceAngel]

LOL.

ok that made me smile. great video!

i don't see what these people are all bitching about.

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[felixr29]

gave it a shot anyway but when the fabian dude started with the stupid british accent i couldnt take the insult that was this whole video any longer

major fail

[tubaguy15]

This is stupid i think you should go delete your youtube account now...because this is an epic fail..

[supershroom164]

no wonder America is sucking so much.

America wastes money on stupid offensive productions that arnt even funny.

[gtq838]

what? firstly, the USA didn't produce this, some people that live in the USA probably did but not the USA... Last time I checked the USA has been kicking world's ass at just about everything. I don't get how this is offensive... If its offensive because you go to a mega church that doesn't care at all about what the Bible says then mission accomplished. Next time why don't you try actually saying whats offensive about it and why we should give a damn since you are such an offensive person.

[potayto2]

"Last time I checked the USA has been kicking world's ass at just about everything". Well last time I checked, America was killing innocent people in Iraq. Well done USA.

[sthugh]

Name an innocent one.

[matt062992]

name the guilty ones.. saddam hussein and his buds.. the rest that are dying? they just want their country back, kinda like you would if someone was stealing your fuckin' country

[potayto2]

Racist bastard

[potayto2]

What a sad little world you must live in.

[supershroom164]

to gtq838:

you are an angry person. You need some therapy.

why do you think the world HAS to agree with you or think like you do??

This video is offensive to many people.

deal with it you baby.

[gtq838]

I qoute "supershroom164: no wonder America is sucking so much. America wastes money on stupid offensive productions that arnt even funny" The point of my response was firstly, you cannot put 300,000,000+ people in a single catagory and say they suck because of a video a handfull of people made... not at least without being a racist. The second thing I said was "I don't see how this is offensive" Why don't you tell us instead of calling me a baby and saying the USA sucks.

[santiparra]

awesome i luv beaker

check my music vid

[IPostYourHonors]

Honors for this video (1)

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[shane466]

Just reinforces the fact Christians are not funny.

[gtq838]

kind of like that comment just proves you are an asshole?

[shane466]

your mamma's asshole.

[koreaboi6]

first of all yes u are an asshole. secondly, ur a dumb asshole- u really think a christian would make this kind of video?

[Haplo123]

hey koreafag, grow a pair of balls and stop being a bible thumping douchebag

[koreaboi6]

this is what i mean. u bash people for being christians. what if you were bashed for being american? or even being white? why do you hate christianity so much? cuz its for "pussies"? what is it?

[flowergal77]

ohmygosh! I love Beaker! He cracks me up!

[hblinson]

Too bad a lot of churches would/have already hired the Jasper guy.

[tiby2403]

the english guy was right...but still they chose the fuzzy dude :P

[ef1983]

"...all you have to do is close your eyes"

"Can I sleep while driving?"

It's advised not to do that...."

"What do you normally do at night?"

"I lit fires"

rofl

[eyewrenchee]

Like Vance, "this is life and death."

[sumwhatparanoid]

lol "on a personal level, john, i Hate you"

[ana232]

What a bunch of dumb-butts.

[gkdrummerboy]

Funny thing is, the man in the picture was himself.

[katemeller]

shouldnt this be called american pastor

[MagicalKid]

Ya agree...it's based on American Idol rather than America's Next Top Model...

[MartyDaniels]

I laughed so hard my wife actually came running into the room to see if one of our friends was in here with me...TO STINKIN FUNNY!!!

Best Christian Satire I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

Marty D

[hollistergrlz]

my uncle played beaker on the cray dude in the begining!!!!!

[eyewrenchee]

My uncle is Beaker.

[terriergal]

Oh this is too painfully close to reality!

[randyl74]

I can see why Beaker won. His theology was much better than the other two guys.

[billiefan2000]

joel osteen and rob bell and rick warren all are former winners of this show

that tells how "good" this show was

[lekozeeny]

rob bell should not be compared to joel osteen

[jordanblue32]

wayofthemaster thanks for putting this up guys.

[direngrey09]

i love how jasper stax is in front of ism. nice videos by the way

[lizskywalker]

This really is awesome! Thank you!

[arcanovas]

You guys are TOO MUCH! Right to the core!!

[clarinetlaj]

omg sooo true and sooo sad. i subscribed!!!

[JehnBaker]

Vance should have won.

[AmbassadorItal]

Great video guys. Kevin - spot on for Simon - great performance. Loved the sleep commercial.

Kate

[brendtwaters]

I'm torn between hoping you didn't have to go out and buy the Beaker puppet for this video, and wondering who would own one in the first place? ;-)

Either way, awesome video, as usual.