WORD VOMIT: Toilet Paper

[Itaparicaful]

Why do you drop a "Cleveland Steamer"?

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@Itaparicaful it is a term of endearment of "taking a poo"

[omaga999]

Dude this is obscenely true. 

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@omaga999 god, do i know it. :p

[omaga999]

@OMGpistolsatdawn It becomes the time when you are bout to wipe up then you look at the roll and say thats just dandy

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@omaga999 haha, exactly!

[puccapunkextrasoda]

truuuee!

Greetings from México!!! ...

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@puccapunkextrasoda :D hello

[jopomeister]

You ranting makes me happy.

And really, I think we all agree on this :D

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@jopomeister :D that comment made me happy :D

[Freaky3vamp]

u dont have it as bad as us ladys...we getta deal with it be number 1 or 2

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@Freaky3vamp this is true! i'm lucky.

[ATLmusicislove]

Yay for ranting!

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@ATLmusicislove yay for commenting on the obvious! :p

[gay23ny]

<3 ahhhhh made my morning.

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@gay23ny :D yay! that is good to hear.

[fenackerpan]

'Thumbs up if you use toilet paper'.

It's BECAUSE I use toilet paper i don't need to put my thumb up..

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@fenackerpan touche.

[KarinaRoseMassey]

Next, you should rant on the conditions of public restrooms.

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@KarinaRoseMassey that would be a good subject. i'll have to work on something. i already have my next rant scripted and ready to film. :D

[ShutMeUpxProductions]

Yep, that's why I don't take a dump in public restrooms.

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@ShutMeUpxProductions amen! it is too much of a gamble.

[EirosNevermore]

well... someone had to say it!

such brilliance on the topic of toilet tissue

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@EirosNevermore thanks :D i worked hard to script it.

[C455H0L3]

And it doesn't just stop there! What about they way other civilians use the toilet paper! Leaving it rolled down so far the ends are touching the dirty floor! Or dare I say, the eery WET TOILET PAPER! And you men have it lucky, think about how much more often us females have to bear the inconvenience of public toilet paper.

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@C455H0L3 i was thinking of mentioning that, but i figured that i would seem odd to have me supplying insights on what it is like to maintain the cleanliness of a vagina.

[2bnovelist]

lmfao xD 1st comment - i agree!!!!

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@2bnovelist our poor society. we need real toilet paper.

[addywwe]

Lmao i agree with you with the toliet paper :p

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@addywwe yeah! what the hell is up with that thin toilet paper? completely pointless.

[addywwe]

@OMGpistolsatdawn I know i come across those public restroom toliet paper all the time -__-

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@addywwe it is made from pure evil.

[addywwe]

@OMGpistolsatdawn so true, i should start bringing my own toliet paper :)

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@addywwe that is what i recommend. and leave it behind for the next sad soul to have to use a public restroom.

[addywwe]

@OMGpistolsatdawn lol i do that all the time! :D :p

[OMGpistolsatdawn]

@addywwe you are a true hero amongst modern civilization :D

[addywwe]

@OMGpistolsatdawn Thank you :)