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  • Complete and utter BullShit thats what this is...

  • "Feel here..Moving your hand up and down here.."

    "..yeah aloota sweat.."

  • I understand the message, Master! I must obey! My video begins with actual footage of a real U.F.O. After that I have created a representation of the alien and I am sharing the message "they" want you to believe. "Do not be afraid!" "We only want to serve mankind!" "Trust us!" Watch to the end and you will understand!

  • did he say he was talking to someon in jupiter?. if so he broke light speed as a single message to a satelite orbitting jupiter takes around 30-45 minutes.

  • to many comic books. thats some old school 1950 talk shit. feel my wet hairy chest voltron and the pink power ranger can watch.lol

  • The FUCK, who gave this guy a gay probe job?

  • Retard isn't even the right word.

  • lol, Can't belive there exist so much weird people. :P Of curse he cant speak to aliens. xD

  • wtf mentalillness plagues the world

  • @1Mperios Lol lmao

  • is he russian

    

  • Ask why the alien can speak English when there are even people in our own world can't.

  • this guy must be a blast at parties

  • my cat does that. Got hairballs...

  • So that's what Boris Yeltzen is up to...

  • Hahaha! This guy rocks!

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  • HIIIUUUWAAAKKGGGGHHHHHHHHHHNNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

  • i dunno whats more scary.....the old guy who is clearly nuts, or his family who actually believe him??

  • we are ready to transmit... we are ready to transmit

  • Why dont the scientists listen to this guy.

  • my fucking hair, ummm, is awesome ummm

  • what a load of shit UUUMMMM ..

  • CLASSIC!!!!! LMFAO

  • Dude needs to eat more fiber....

  • Whats up with his hair!!!

  • Dud watched Plan 9 From Outer Space and thought it was real.

    "There maybe some problems with travel due to weather..." lol

  • Seems legit.

  • Lolwut? 

  • so this is what harry potter does after the seventh book...

  • 00:00 to 00:30

  • speechless, hahahahahahahaha my cheek are killing me!!!!!!

  • i need to take a shit um, my shit um is now out of my ass um

  • your funny mate

    great actor

  • What a fuckin nutcase!!!!! 

  • individuawials.

  • YouTube search "Bashar". He's just like this guy, except more bullshit comes out of his mouth.

  • INDIVIDUWIAL

  • why do theese things happen only in usa? fucking morons

  • Meanwhile, in America....

  • oh hell no. stay away from colorado

  • This is what happens when you don't visit your aging parents on Sundays.

  • They... They said... THEY LOVE LUNCH TIME WITH SMOSH!!

  • you know it's all wrong when a guy says Jupiderm instead of Jupiter

  • now this is what i call CRAZY!!!

  • This is the video i watch when i feel bad about my life

  • I think he shit his pants.

    What a CROCK!!!!

    The truly frightening thing is....some silly ass will believe this......sad.

  • This is umm, a load of umm, bullshit ummm

  • New movie Harry potter meets crackpot and his talking rectum

    PG 13 for prices book in advance :) and remember all portrayals are to be taken seriously and mean no offence to any culture, belief or religion

  • why does the alien have a russian accent?

  • kghvofuIGHosegf not understandepble talking lol :D

  • How did they not burst out laughing?

  • People like this are why "Aliens" are jokes.

  • The Freak watch to much Disclosure Project!

  • FUCK YOU URRMMM. freak

  • Where is the mystery science cast when you need them?

  • nice play

  • baahh

  • Uhhhh....feel my sweaty chest?

  • lmfao.

  • This is the worst case of constipation I've ever seen.

  • here ya go... want more proof? rub my sweaty chest!

  • That dude needs help

  • Love the fact that he sounds like a sucky 50's sci-fi horror movie.

  • LOLOLOLOL XD

  • .... Grandpa!?!

  • aliens in english?

  • I want what he's having, lmao I'm baked but your trippin man

  • Don't lesen to my crazy grandpa

  • for all of our good, I hope this guy never meets or contacts aliens, would make mankind look more foolish than we already are... shit, contact me instead, or my crazy neighbor, but not this guy

  • This is what entertainment is all about!!

  • Korton.

  • constapation at 0:15

  • looks like hes taking a crap in his pants go to 0:15

  • Kneel to Korton!

  • LMAO!

  • Lmao funny as fuck

  • oh god....

  • why should this guy be in amental prison,this whole world is about conditioning top accept a flase reality.So you would take away this guys freedom just becauase he thinks different and may be a bit delusional.Is he harming anyone? can he take care of himslef, if no and yes then whats the fucking problem?

  • bet this intelligent banana fell out of his mums womb!!!

  • om........k?

  • and he says sooooooo Korton LMFAO!!!!

  • what a faggotumm

  • hahaha what dick , and he made that guy touch his sweaty chest

  • Omg he can talk to aliens!!!!! this is the greatest thing in American History!!!!! Props to this dude, he's somethin special.....SPECIAL ED!!!

  • "oh man, The Truth Guys! If you don't believe this dude, then you're just brain washed ..... (rages on anyone in touch with reality)"

  • Love how Aliens apparently speak English aswell XD

  • @MrHeadlessChook Albeit with a Russian accent! lol

  • HAHA!

  • 0:11-0:19 is the best. i lold so hard

  • When I saw this clip I tried it for myself, This is what happened BZZZZZZ--State your request-- Me: Why am I here? Them: You are here for your own amusement. Me: Thankyou..,then I hung up or disconnected out of embarrassment.

  • UNDERSTOODUMMM

  • Who would not believe this highly smart man?

  • R O T F L M A O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Anyone else hear this on Professor Blastoff podcast? It was hilarious!

  • "WE GREET YOU IN PEACE...urrmmm!"

  • @thrillhausen .....Great statement "Thrillhausen" I couldn't have said better!!!!! Well done :O)

  • HA i love crazy people :D this shits on star wars >.>

  • :) Hahaha, aliens are russian-mexicans ?:)

  • he is NOT crazy...he got paid 50 bucks for that...business is business.

  • 17:00 he says he likes dick.

  • crazy asshole...nothing further

  • Jesus fucking Christ ! Central Control? WTF I may be into UFO and Aliens, but this is just too fucked up to even comprehend. BTW i like his lamp.

  • ......Sometimes or even most times, things that look so crazy are in fact completely intelligent events! This man for example, what he does looks outrages, looks completely out of the norm, but in fact things that are new to us, make us lost and confused in some way. Until we investigate fully, we have to assume this is real, just look at the first UFO sightings, everyone thought that Kenneth Arnold was nuts, later minds had changed after millions of sightings that have taken place ever since!!!

  • @silversurferss7 confused and new to us? i can go with quantum entanglement, pineal gland communication and all the rest, but really, if this guy was sat on a bench outside and started doing this, you would think he had lost his mind. And i would think any friendly alien would know how others would react to this, and wouldn't even attempt to contact people they should know would end up strapped onto a table, with a sedative drip in their arm for the rest of their life.

  • @silversurferss7 are you fucking serious? Until we investigate it fully we should assume this is real? Thats one of the most fucking retarded comments I have ever read.

  • @DemonReacher ....Exactly!! Just like everything else, we can neither say..."No" or "Yes" until proven other wise, but we have to prove he's faking it before we say he "nuts" right? I think you're the "No-to-everything" type of person aren't you DemonReacher?!!! Maybe you just are a demon!!!

  • @silversurferss7 No what you are saying now is different. Now you are saying "we can neither say ..."no" or "Yes". I agree with that. Before you said we couldnt say now so we should assume he is correct. Im not going to say with 100% certainty that he cant talk to aliens, but that doesnt mean I should assume he can, thats why I said your comment was fucking stupid

  • @DemonReacher .....That's great, now you admit that ......."I’m not going to say with 100% certainty that he cant talk to aliens".........now you say he could possibly communicate with aliens, that's better now, before you said he's crazy and couldn't, now i got you to say there's a possibility, thanks Demon nutter :O)

  • @silversurferss7 before I said he's crazy? Re read my posts, I never EVER said or implied that. Your comment was that we should assume he can, again, thats fucking stupid.

  • @DemonReacher ..... Your quote from earlier post:....."if this guy was sat on a bench outside and started doing this, you would think he had lost his mind."....And......."strapped onto a table, with a sedative drip in their arm for the rest of their life." ...What does this imply?!!! Means, he's CRAZY!!! Get your facts right before denying!!!! A retarded thinking from you Demon dead nut!!

  • @silversurferss7 I never said that, the other guy SAS something like that. Maybe YOU should get your facts straigh, go back and look at the user name next time before making your self look like a moron

  • @silversurferss7 Maybe you didn't say that, but your thinking in your answing to me is like ".SASNIGHTCRAWLER " so you're the same of course.....But you did say that there's a possibilty that he could communicate with aliens, (as mentioned before to you) you say....." Until we investigate it fully we should assume this is real?" ...and that's right, until you prove he's faking we have to assume he can communicate until proven fake! Can you prove it? If not, SHUT YOUR MORON FACE!!!

  • This is central control!

  • To much star wars what did he smoke i want it

  • Induviduels

  • hahaha

  • He sounds like hes takng a shit

  • he watches too much tv and movies about aliens

  • what can craise man is this  jajajajajajaja what he smoke

  • Lol

  • He's so full of shitummmm.

  • my ass ummm!.

  • i love the way the alien says ummmm

  • Too many 50's sci-fi movies. But, this behavior is not too far off from Shaman's who would do this with spirit possession. The mind is capable of deep delusion.

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  • That was radical. And no, he doesn't need mental help... Just because he thinks outside of your constricted paradigm of thought doesn't mean he needs to be hospitalized. If anything, we should be wondering if he happens to know something that us viewers do not. I for one found this video extremely interesting and thought provoking.

  • This is the voice of the mysterons.

  • at 0:15 I think he was crying or maybe delivering a baby !

  • How is this guy not in a mental hospital? I'm not trying to be funny this guy really needs help.

  • @tanberetO He's either trolling or a con man. The ones who need mental help are anyone who'd believe this.

  • that was incredible.....

  • wth.......................

  • wth.......................

  • He is having a cardiac arrest! Somebody give him CPR.

  • :O

  • Looks like the Jamaican Grass to me....where can i get some man..What a fucking Quality!!! Top of the line.

  • Why was Lt. Uhura brown?......

    'Cause William Shatner.

  • its joking fools lol... DAH

  • hes constipated :s

  • he must of tanned the acid

  • Can't stop LAUGHING!!!

  • i like how harry potter asks kortan questions.....

  • um

  • ROFL!

  • lol, if you can watch this without laughing, you are crazy...

  • hey guys. I make youtube commentaries but i dont get many subs. Im not asking for any, its just that i work hard on all my commentaries but im never getting views/subs. If anyone could please just give me some advice. i dont like to comment on other peoples videos but i dont know how to get views when nobody knows about me. Thanks for reading this.

  • @MrB4astMode what type of commentaries do you do?????

  • lol

  • hes is grazy cause he can talk to aliens ?

    And whats with the 8 mrd other wich believe they talk to a god ?

    Rofl, come clear

  • this man is truly a hero to anyone. especially young men.

  • all i can say is WOW

  • tesla talk to people on mars

  • He sounds like Roger Ramjet

  • GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

  • Is this like the revelation that mohammed received?

  • @septicskeptic2012 or moses.

  • Sounds like a russian alien...

  • Why the aliens make him caugh so hard? I feel so bad for this guy. Basterds!

  • Hey touch my balls! Sweaty huh?

  • hahaha I bet this nutter is the member of "Galactic Federation of light"! LOL

  • uuuhm, we should.. uhm.. do.. uhm.. problems uhm.. weather uhm.. damn aliens are slow or retarded :P

  • 278 are aliens.

  • idk why you're making fun of this brave pioneer of the galaxies.

  • Looks like a case of a multi-personality disorder.

  • this is genuine. this guy really is communicating with aliens

    .

    you all need to show respect to this guy

  • Star Trek has infected this patient

  • haha drugs

  • What did he smoke?

    Hmm, when he talks like that, it reminds me of the aliens in "Simpsons".

  • lmao i cracked up when the guy made Louis rub his chest

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  • @Lazuras88 He like forced the guy to put his hand on his chest, he was like..

    cmon just put your hand... PUT YOUR FUCKING HAND THERE!

  • lololololololol

  • lol what a dick

  • imagine if hes really talking to alians, that would blow my mind lol

  • LMAO reminds me of that show, 3rd rock from the sun, "Incoming message from the big giant head"

  • OMG FAIL

  • See if he cut the bullshit, he could actually be a good Alien voice over. lol Someone should come up to him and say look Norm you have talent, but cut the BS and just do the damn Alien voice for some legitimate paid employment.

  • Jesus I want set off an alarm in the middle of it and see if he still has to go through tuning out.

  • omg

    VIRGIN