Plane Crash!

[DonQuixotec]

You're more likely to survive the second plane crash after you actually died from the first plane crash, than to listen to a great Nickleback song.

[CmCunt]

You look like a fat Johnny Depp.

[thetaintedsoul1]

this sounds kinda personal

[ShadowTheSoulless]

o_o

[Jehanzeb14]

Oh my god all of these things happened to me!

Well, all except for the nickleback one.

[ImTotallyAwesome123]

You're more likely to take an arrow to the knee than to die in a plane crash.

(Horrible meme imitation) :L

[Pinkintron]

@ImTotallyAwesome123 Wow, nice one!

[DuncanTalks]

@ImTotallyAwesome123 Die.

[MegaEvilToaster]

I like planes.

[Prisoner4078]

my gay albino midget serial killer son calls me every christmas!

[salikali2]

good nickleback song isnt even possible

[twosdayschild]

Dude, my soda started coming out my nose with this one. Funny stuff.

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

Lol *favorited*

[wiccanmoonman]

What if your flying on a plane that gets struck by lightening? If your going to die your going die. Rush Limbaugh for President 2012

[JavaSpitLava]

whoa....whoa...that one with the news story and samuel jackson....that was crazy...haha

[9288Savior]

@Parralyzed Why are you calling me a retard ??

[meerkatman22]

I kinda wanna use your statistics in real life haha

[Detective332]

@9288Savior he actually talks about how he feels about life in a lot of his videos. Don't act like you know him because you watch his videos on YouTube.

[9288Savior]

According to all your videos, it seems as if you have a deep hatred for living, but do not believe in an afterlife (seems as if you are playing pickle with your soul), which means that you have a very deep fear of the unknown portion of your own brain (pineal gland, not useless, a portal to the afterlife, SCIENTIFICALLY proven) You only seem to be interested in what only applies to you, but I still do not even know what that is, because to me you seem very upset with what Life actually means!

[Parralyzed]

@9288Savior hi retard

[MAYHEM1133live]

do u have mirror ugly dickless fat nerd?

are u virgin? oh u are not. u got laid by a tranny i bet, coz girls cant see you.

you are invisible for them belive me, sad little nerd....

[coffmaester]

@MAYHEM1133live lol wtf's ur problem?

[Kalonsoldierfront]

@coffmaester Sigh i remember when trolling was an art now its become something that 12 year old kids use because they think there words actually have an impact on others.

[XenophonZolatta]

@MAYHEM1133live u mad brah?

[ChiChoo29]

@MAYHEM1133live Mad bro is mad.

[AndrewxNina]

@MAYHEM1133live Fun fact: he actually has a girlfriend

[LegendBaal]

@MAYHEM1133live MAD NIGGER? LOL

[accelmemory]

@MAYHEM1133live I'm not even gonna try to list what's wrong with your insults. You're more pathetic than a Justin Bieber fangirl.

[justinsgamingshow]

@MAYHEM1133live hater be hating...so i will too STUPID CUNT!

[ThatVestGuyGaming18]

I think your statistics may be inaccurate

[swinetastic]

You are more likely to dislike this video ,then you are to die in a plane crash!

[andraz133]

@swinetastic nobody gives a fuck if you dislike the video it'll always have more likes ;)

[Oldcartoons571]

@The420Destroyer You failed because hes got a girlfriend and has had sex which is a stupid insult anyway. You're stupid so thats my fault for expecting more.

[xGameK1LLx]

LMFAO 2 plane crashes

[rockyrigby]

I lost it at "2 plane crashes"

[Epica124]

TJ TJ TJ TJ. THis is where I'm going to sit here and laugh my ass off at you. Unless you are flying in a plane the is has a piss poor pilot or maintenance. You really do have a better chance of dieing in a car crash then on a plane. Because airlines do not go around getting piss poor pilots and doing piss poor maintenace. If they did no one would fly any where.

[victoneter]

@Epica124 What if you're never in a car and fly a plane 10 times per day?

[The420Destroyer]

TAA you're more likely to never get laid than to die in a plane crash on the moon.

[jacci08]

@The420Destroyer I think he has a girlfriend....

[Oldcartoons571]

@The420Destroyer You fail

[The420Destroyer]

@Oldcartoons571 Fail at what, being an imbecile like you?

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

You're more likely to get into an accident and die on the way to the airport than you are to die in a plane crash.

[TheAwesomeGear]

I like Keanu Reeves... :\

[MeatFruiteCake]

nickleback part, oh lololol

[CyrusKosloff]

Could you tell me which Outback Steakhouse I would have to go to to meet that two ton gorilla?

[apex588]

i tryed parts of the last one

[TheArcanin]

I think I'd rather die in a plane crash, thanks.

[Coreylee2012]

137,013th

[flamebow58]

he has too much free time....

[xXSaigonGamesXx]

@flamebow58 This is his job...

u jelly.

[flamebow58]

@xXSaigonGamesXx if you don't get the joke.......... don't try to make a smart comment please?

[LCxCZ]

@flamebow58 There was no indication that your previous comment was a joke.

[TampaFlorida813]

funniest statistics ever

[reflex1reflex1]

he could write the funniest book ever - fact

[hemspear]

@reflex1reflex1 whyy cant i thumbs up that!

[ATeamAnglers]

You're right statistics don't mean shot of your on the plane

[Ramiromasters]

OMG... that all already happen to me AAAAAH! I'm going to die on a plain crash!

[TitanNerd68]

I feel like inventing one, but I can't top that last one. I'll do it anyway: You are more likely to have a threesome with King Tut and Xenu in the spleen of a dodo while Kabal and Magneto argue over who would win in a fight between Mr. T and Shuma Gorath with an anvil dangling above you suspended by two micrometers of dental floss than you are to die in a plane crash.

[909Dwayne]

@TitanNerd68 I love you.

[codyaustinpemberton]

tj gets better looking with age

[LegendBaal]

@codyaustinpemberton LOL

[CHAOSin8bits]

you're more likley to shit out the oppositte reality of planet earth then you are to die in a plane crash.

[redvdub70]

You are more likely to be in a plane crash than you are getting laid.

[zimshowfan]

You're more likely to wake up in an abandoned Motel 6 in bed with Tony Danza after having just excreted over six-and-a-half tons of DVD copies of the movie "Lifeguard" that had been converted into bodily waste as well as having called Michael Moore on a 3rd generation iPhone to replace your blood with coffee using a newly-developed blood transfusion system that had been created by Viacom, Inc. in order to be recognized as a legitimate medical science company than you are to die in a plane crash.

[1234yersiman]

ಠ_ಠ

[sobored671]

but what if o am dressed like 7 of 9?

[MrMeineNamen]

how is this stuff funny to you guys...

[LegendBaal]

@MrMeineNamen becuase. i dont care about human life.

[MrMeineNamen]

@LegendBaal -_- your the worst kind of person... not even a funny joke

[noaccount4]

@MrMeineNamen Agreed -.-

[LegalHeroin]

@MrMeineNamen

how is this NOT funny to you?

you see how that question makes no fucking sense, you fucking idiot?

[MrMeineNamen]

@LegalHeroin if not finding religious ignorance or deaths of people funny than ya i am an idiot and proud of it... people (apparently like you) who do find humor in this dont have a very good sense of humor. yell and spit at me all you want but im not gonna laugh at this ignorant hypocrite

[LegalHeroin]

@MrMeineNamen

i was pointing out how your question makes no fucking sense. we all have a different taste in humor and asking how we have a certain taste makes no fucking sense.

[princeoflightNIKKO]

wow, the thing about Vista is true, my mother has had no problems with it on her tablet PC owo shit now i might die in a planecrash

[instereovideos]

"you're more likely to hear a good Nickelback song..."

Man, I wasn't prepared. This guy is so awesome.

[SkpD1991]

your more likely to get laid if you rebel against statistics class in college than die in a plane crash

[TEhaji]

Justin Bieber is more likely to hit puberty than you are to die in a plane crash.

[TheAvenueB]

@TEhaji Im safe!

[JustGhastly]

@TEhaji Why would you even mention that little faggot on here? Seriously, get the fuck out of here.

[TitanNerd68]

@TEhaji Awesome.

[TEhaji]

You are more likely to get a hand job from a three eyed and one eared giraffe while it takes out a loan at the Bank of America while it is getting robbed by your neighbors grandmother who has a sausage drawn for a gun that is actually Nicklebacks cock in your ears....than you are to die in a plane crash.

[swinetastic]

You are more likely to experience world peace annouced by purple polar bears wearing hulahula skirts while dancing mazurka on the edges of your mothers bed than you are to die in a plane crash!

[Abbe235]

This has been scientificly approved.

[BlackHazeDCK]

Pseudo-intellectual much?

[Yyyyzyyy]

His bottom teeth stick out farther than his top teeth.

[ZeoWorks]

You are more likely to dislike this video than you are to die in a clane crash.

[perriu77]

Boring

[DemronZer0]

1:24 That happened to me once. :(

[RAIDERS58th]

Seth Macfarlane missed one of the 911 flights because he was hung over.

[fuzzydude64]

@RAIDERS58th I'm tempted to say that's a bad thing.

[RAIDERS58th]

@fuzzydude64 HEY! I loves me some FAMILY GUY and AMERICAN DAD. THE CLEVELAND SHOW... meh. Seth's a great guy.

[fuzzydude64]

@RAIDERS58th Hey don't get me wrong, he made some pretty good shows. American Dad is still doing alright, and Family Guy used to be funny. But Cleveland Show is just a Family Guy clone and Family Guy itself has degraded every character it has to being flat out assholes.

[RAIDERS58th]

I'm watching AMERICAN DAD right now. FAMILY GUY is still good. I think the entire point of the show IS that they are all assholes.

[fuzzydude64]

@RAIDERS58th Then you have no sense of what made Family Guy good to begin with.

[RAIDERS58th]

@fuzzydude64 I've been a fan since episode 1 and through both cancellations. If you look back at those early episodes, the show has come a long way and is actually a lot better than it used to be.

[fuzzydude64]

@RAIDERS58th It started out good, got better, and THEN. Right around that whole "Brian dating women all the time" arc, the show became stupid and has degraded all its characters into irredeemable jack asses. The biggest case in point include Peter (Used to learn from his mistakes, he no longer does), Brian (Believes he's deep when in reality he's shallow as a rain puddle), and Stewie (who is now a homosexual baby, which makes no sense). So no, I think its gotten worse.

[CRUSH3Rdlux]

Wouldn't it be quaintly ironic if one of those people who say "youre more likely to be struck by lightning than to be in a plane crash" was hit by a crashing plane?

[M3TurboE46]

@CRUSH3Rdlux Hit by a crashing plane after being struck by lightning

[Ironmaidenwantu4ded]

@animATEer nikelback sucks so much balls

[Ironmaidenwantu4ded]

Fuck you now my family thinks I'm insane cuz I was on the ground laughing so hard

[PatThePokeMaster]

You are more likely to hear Paris Hilton spell the word cat while at the same time seventeen little Bangladeshi boys are cutting your pubic hair with super fine scissors made out of petrified semen while meanwhile the school that these boys go to a science teacher is masturbating to the two girls one cup video while the students are giving each other full blowjobs and getting eaten out by Cameron Diaz wearing a bikini that says I Heart Black Dudes, than you are to die in a plane crash.

[NuclearPlanet]

• You are more likely to be fucked and gang raped with 8 feet long pink rubber dildo's by Pedophile circus clowns who meanwhile are watching a 3 hour silent Japanese documentary about the history of Nestle toll house cookies While you are giving birth to goat who just happened to be named after Lucy Anne Fat-ass who has an unhealthy Habit to chronically masturbating to 73 year old transvestite men getting fucked by ponies, then you are to die in a plan crash.

[natrocity2007]

Tell that to the Victims of 9/11 smoke another one!!!Idiot!!

[natrocity2007]

Oh wait...A Fool is Talking no need to listen!!!

[natrocity2007]

A fool speaks continuosly,A wise man Listens............

[PadurarHalt]

@natrocity2007 Sorry you pretty much said you're a fool. 4 comments in a row. "A fool speaks continuosly,"

[MultiEmenems]

HahahahahahahHahahaha

[the26thhour]

& as it turns out, seeing as I'm not dead:

I was more likely to hear u totally overstate ur point, than die - in a plane crash

[grungeiac]

ya know the KKK's leader is actually called the "Grand Wizard"

[nikthedick123]

i dissagreed with the fred durst one.

[animATEer]

all these are true, except for the nickleback one, that was ridiculous.

[Errxx]

@animATEer Nickleback is horrible.

[Ignore14]

@animATEer nickelback sucks

[animATEer]

@Ignore14 ik, he said "you are more likely to hear a good nickleback song than you are to die in a plane crash"

i do not think that is true. so yes... nickleback does suck.

[paintedship]

this guy looks like the retarded twin brother of Mikey from American Chopper that's never on the show

[pinguinsvanmadagasca]

you can not know those things, most of them are probably not true. but it is funny.

[invisiblade]

You are more likely to give this video a thumbs up rather than give this comment a thumbs up

[slygeo87]

I like your opinions, I like the way you express your emotions but PLEASE get a haircut, you look like Jesus.

[0neManVVolfpack]

@slygeo87 i'm sorry where does it say how Jesus looks? That statement is one of the most retarded things people can say. At all.

[GIFITHPB]

Oh no i have done all those things .I might die in a plane crash CRAP :*(

[Abbe235]

You're more likely to hear a good song on swedens

[TearsOfWar1]

You're more likely to watch TheAmazingAtheist list things what are more likely to happen to you than to get into a plane crash than get into a plane crash.

[RowanRawrLovesYou]

You're more likely to recieve a seven hour blowjob from the pope while he recites the Swahili alphabet from his anus as he is fisted by Moby Dick than you are to die in a plane crash.

[ultranoob802]

You're more likely to find someone who can half accuratly spell every word in a sentense, then you are to die in a plane crash!

[kylem1112]

@ultranoob802 "accuratly"? how about accurately? "Sentense"? how about sentence? If you are going to argue about someones spelling and grammatical errors, at least be proficient in it as well..

[foof811]

You're more likely to see Jesus having a gay love affair with Buddha while riding a burning flying shark while fighting a flying Lolrus with a light-saber, then die in a plane crash.

[trydownloadingthis]

I had a deathly fear of flying until he unloaded the Nickelback statistic on me. The Fred Durst one actually encouraged me to get on (not inside either) a plane to New York.

[InFlamesAddictive]

@straightedger9 THIS GUY IS A TOTAL GENIOUS! GO WATCH STAR TREK CUZ YER AWESOME YOU AMAZING MAN!

[sensationaldenny]

lol Nickelback

[sargientcupcake]

You are more likely to choke the fuck out while eating cheese covored chicken, watching the amazing atheist, and laughing then you are to die in a plane crash.

Seriously that last one is a killer. Lol

[sarashellsing]

why do so many people down nickleback their a good band.

[mickeypopa]

Hahaha I lol'd so hard on this one! :D

More likely to die on 2 plane crashes! xD

[AltAirPilot517]

fuck vista

[AgentCarter]

old cranns that milted in the sun? what the fuck?

[bozo907]

This guy is amazing!!!

[bozo907]

Your more likely to die in 2 plane crashes than you are to die in a plane crash! Lolz!

[e1ghtys1x]

You are more likely to get a blowjob from Megan fox while drinking the worlds best champagne at ten thousand dollars a sip than you are to die in a plane crash.

[luckynumber58]

my aunt just died in a plane crash...

[thevideoguy666]

@luckynumber58 Good. She was a bitch.

[KingZoidy]

@luckynumber58

lol your aunt died that's funny

[natrocity2007]

I really like the way you acknowledged the idea that "GOD" would or might strike you dead...so often "ATHIEST" make reference to a Diety or greater being than themselves while in denial inexpressingly and unknowing they infact do acknowledge GOD DOES EXIST!!

[aeropostalbaby1]

@natrocity2007 he said inviting god to strike him dead. nobody would do that if they actually thought he/it was real. i would have no probems asking a fake god to strike me dead lol

[AriFeannor]

@natrocity2007 retard

[Zekkron]

@natrocity2007 Dude. He said it because it's funny and poetic and it fits. You're a liar and/or stupid and/or wrong.

[RonTheRectum]

@natrocity2007 You just embarrassed yourself.

[Adlasyn]

@natrocity2007 I'm sure I said "well reasoned argument". This is pretty damn poor. The argument you're essentially making is "we know it deep down". I want evidence.

Wishful thinking is not evidence,

it just "feeling right" is not evidence,

holy scripture is not evidence,

irreducible complexity is not evidence,

the human conscience is not evidence,

comfort is not evidence,

a "religious experience" is not evidence,

a "personal relationship" is not evidence

and existence is not evidence.

[chadwardennz]

youre more likely to stroke your dick as a ghost than you are to die in a plane crash

[Defalto]

@chadwardennz Lol I love you.

[JeefxSisloxx]

lol'd hard at 4:02

[Adlasyn]

Why do all the christians in the comments section never try to put together reasoned arguments?? It's all "don't shove your atheism down my throat" or "atheism is a fundamentalist religion" or "Hitler and Stalin were atheists". If you are a christian and you have a well reasoned argument please respond to this comment. I am so sick of these comment trolls.

[natrocity2007]

@Adlasyn see my comment! any questions???

[Adlasyn]

You're more likely to watch an AmazingAtheist video and not find a evangelical christian hater trolling in the comments section than you are to die in a plane crash.

[rahagbab]

1084 people's name is francis

[DarkSuccesses]

You're more likely to find an Amazing Atheist video funny, Than you are to die in a plane crash.

[Mswordx23]

@DarkSuccesses Of course, because his videos are hilarious.

[DarkSuccesses]

@Mswordx23 After 5 months I now kind of see where you're coming from, although his new videos have been kind of... unfunny.

[zedrein18]

I hi everyone, I am atheist WOW look at me I'm soooooo special! Get your shit together, buddy, guys like you would get their ass kicked in my town...

[pyVlad]

@zedrein18 I congratulate you on your pride of your town's intolerance.

[zedrein18]

@pyVlad You can call me "intolerant" "bigot" or "nigger hater" and you'd be right on all accusations...

[pyVlad]

@zedrein18 Ok. And? Do you wear this as a badge of honor? Because I couldn't care less.

[pigfarts992]

You are most likely more likely to die in a plane crash to hear a good Nickelback song

[27418877V2556630]

@zedrein18 Retard.

[zedrein18]

@27418877V2556630 Nice. Really nice ignorant terminology, you hater. Mentally Challenged people are people too, you insensitive jerk!

[RichardDJLilD]

4:13

[PageofLegend]

fuck plane crahses, if mine was going down, I'd raid the liquor bar!

[DocStrange0123]

@PageofLegend there would not be enough time for you to feel the effects, it takes 1 hout for tthe body to absorb alcohol... if your plane is going down you could raid the liquour bar but it would be futile...

[desconocidos27]

@NiranaiTheFlame you are his bitch, at least you are honest. so go back and sit on his cock and agree with everything he barks

[desconocidos27]

YOUR GRANDMOTHER SUCKS BLACK AND BROWN COCKS IN HELL.

[TheGreatStonedOne]

@desconocidos27 No. In actuality, YOUR mother does that on the corner of the street near my house because there is no hell.

[desconocidos27]

@TheGreatStonedOne actually there is a hell. fucking your mothers cunt after raping your sisters ass is hell. you fucking zero

[TheGreatStonedOne]

@desconocidos27 Hahaha PRAISE THE LORD! ;D

[bma051000]

@TheGreatStonedOne Hell yeah! I AM the LORD!

[TheGreatStonedOne]

@bma051000 lmao