Mock the Week - Unlikely Things to Hear on a Survival Show - Series 7 Episode 2 - BBC Two

[Lockxcision]

I have just achieved my lifes ambition to climb everest with no food and no equipment..... NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY NOW DO YOU LOVE ME haha! <3

[yaying404]

what did he say? "now do you love me ___?"

[MillsterUK]

@yaying404 daddy

[yaying404]

@MillsterUK oh hehehe thanks ^-^

[MichealBerreta]

Anyone else see AAAAAAAA in the URL?

- MB

[GrunGrauWeiss]

I've just typed out every joke on this video, and posted it in the comments.

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME YOUTUBE?

[ryryboi100]

Now do u luv me daddy Dad sitting at home nah your still a dissapointment

[KimiNoSaigoKissu]

The Frankie Boyle pattern;

*walking up on stage, thinking* Don't laugh.... Don't laugh.... Don't laugh...

*poker face* *tells amazing joke*

*walks off* *bursts into hysterical laughter* xD

[thewalkingpotofjam]

pause the vid at 1:55 .....

[blainyrules]

Americans aren't funny. They're wankers.

[xProudxIrishxGirlx]

oh i miss frankie!

[richay1]

lol at the awkward handshake

[Xifihas]

I've just achieved my life's ambition of climbing Everest with no food and no equipment. NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?!? NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!

[pplpilot]

@Xifihas Thanks for the transcript. Im sure those that haven't figured out the volume slider appreciate it.

[PktMma]

@Xifihas Wow, didn't catch that. When was it?

[meeradoll8]

Russell Howard <3

[me6664]

i'm bear grylls and this week, i will not drink my own piss

[pXqclan]

thumbs up if you clicked on the video because of russell

[welais]

2:12 ... 'i crack myself up...'

[FuzzHelmet]

tom stade is terrible

[FalconsPOWN2]

i've finally completed my life's ambition. I've climed Everest with no food and no equipment. NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY? NOW DO YOU LOVE ME!?!?! - Frankie is Godlike - oh no - Titanlike comedian. Titans are better then gods by a small margin

[LaoGahn]

@FalconsPOWN2 I don't know, what type of god are we talking about? I think that the Norse gods could totally kick the greek gods asses. However that is personal opinion.

[FalconsPOWN2]

@LaoGahn Norse gods are children/decendants of Norse titans? either way, both will work. I never studied Norse stuff

[LaoGahn]

@FalconsPOWN2 Are they? I didn't know the Norse had titans. I learned something today.

[FalconsPOWN2]

@LaoGahn I don't know anything of norse mythology except they have gods. Where did those gods come from? e.g Greek myths, the titans came from Gaea and Oureanus, which is the Earth/Sky rescectively, which was here from start. Gods are children of Titans, and mortals were created by titan Prometheus and God Athena. Basically covers it.

[VeWChrisLovesSarah]

@FalconsPOWN2 Frankie Is Immense at stand up, thats why i watch these clips but only the ones that have him in it. And the part you Quoted i ROFLD at so hard i fell of my chair xD

[DavitoSmithy]

There is no end to these videos, I've been clicking on a new one each time 0.0

[FiiTzYHuNii]

they always end with dear, sweet Frankie.

[djturner1992]

watching this all day its funny man fucking amazing

[PikaRAWRChu]

I said that this is gonna be my last mock the week video im watching... 4 hours ago

[TimHthefullclip777]

Rhod's joke was actually excellent if he could fire them off quickly like Hugh or Frankie he'd be great comedian

[katiacoolio123]

I'm in the jungle the mightyjungle awimbaway LOL besyt bit

[Gothdetectives4ever]

How come Rhod Gilbert looks so hot here?

[GlophTheweb]

@Gothdetectives4ever im guessing its because hes hot.

[Peppermint1002]

Look at russell howard from 1:20 - 1:23 HES SCRACHING HIS ASS !

[Lightning4119]

I've watched too many clips of this show. My inner monologue is in Frankie Boyle's voice now.

I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not.

[RhetoricalFilms9792]

It's always weird to hear American/Canadian comedians on this show.

[kakashimagnusbane]

'wolf stir-fry' - I almost died

[TaySwiftFan94]

awimbawaawimbawayawimbaway! LMFAO

[tehn00bpwn3r]

About once every six months I watch all these Scenes We'd Like to See videos! And can't stop for hours!

[gameguy20100]

right i have been surviving without food for over 5 days now and i dont know how long.... yes my microwave works again

[AudiR8owner]

Better drink my own piss

[ellenmelon771]

That American bloke isn't very funny. In my opinion, of course. ;P xXx

[Ma6ku6ta6]

who or what is umbungo? x)

[TolpuddleMartyr]

@Ma6ku6ta6 It's spelt 'Um Bongo'. If you search for the advert on YouTube, you'll soon get the joke.

[mahayz]

@Ma6ku6ta6 - Its a fruit juic drink which comes in little cartons !

[TolpuddleMartyr]

Man, you can tell Frankie's really uncomfortable with that hand touch @1:53. Talk about awkward.

[metaladdict24]

@TolpuddleMartyr i don't think so, him and tom stade are friends

[ellenmelon771]

@TolpuddleMartyr Dear of him, lol. xD xXx

[MissieKizzie2]

Who the hell is that American trying to funny?

[TDF9055]

I love Wolf Stirfry! He's my favourite survivalist.

[ellenmelon771]

Wish on the 'Your Reaction?' thing there was an option for: F*CKING HILARIOUS!!!

XD xXx

[jonny2k100]

0:25. LMFAO Frankie. Actually on Watchdog they found a birds nest under someones bed and it had an egg in it.

[xWhocrazy2197x]

5 for what the dislikers do as a hobby.

[KitsuneProject]

"Log on to a PC, Burn a Foxhole and there you have it; Firefox"

[DiamShadowWraith]

That american guy has ok jokes but shite delivery :T

[KitsuneProject]

@DiamShadowWraith "The Prodigy are true Firestarters, Pass me the fire extinguisher"

[missjellybaby17]

got to love Russell <3 ... and the way he cheekily giggles at his own jokes ;P

[Cbr0Rider]

we love you Frankie 

[TheMachinegunkelly]

Is it just me or does Tom Stade look like an Italian mobster off The Goodfellas



[MrMischiefter]

Man, I miss Frankie being on this show.

[colonel2454]

Now that ive constructed a vehicle that can get me to a safe haven, im going too have too drink my own piss.

[grubbg001]

well done thats what frankie just said

[TMan5636]

i like Umbongo

[TheKrystalKitty]

Wolf Stirfry XD

[longtallemm]

I actually almost got emotional at that last one... Good god that's embarrassing...

[2491cc]

*Types funny quote from video*

[TechnoFrogable]

Love it, " I'm Bear Grylls, and this is my brother Woolf Stir fry" XD

[nhf1CoCa]

just relaised that they've been using a lot of russell's jokes in the newer episodes. i dont blame him for not wanting to go back!!

[SuperHardstyleJunkie]

Im Bear Grills & This is my brother Wolf Stirfry

<3 LMFAO

[Shemia10]

@SuperHardstyleJunkie I know right! I know someone who's met Bear Grills :)

[FuryOfTheBane]

OMG they got tom stade in this one - he's one of my favorite comedian's ever.

[Drogin69]

my three favourite british people: Jeremy wade Bear grills and Russell howard :)

[applekrumble]

I am literally crying at Frankie's joke at 0:55

[ellenmelon771]

This strong, hot son is making me sweat... and sh*t, here comes his dad! HahHhhahahahahahahaha love frankie boyle so much lol XD <3 xXx

[ellenmelon771]

Rhia strong, hot son is making me sweat... and sh*t, here comes his dad! HahHhhahahahahahahaha love frankie boyle so much lol XD <3 xXx

[pompeytrue657]

russell howard is soo unfunny, but frankie boyle is just amazing!!

[DarbyLJBJR]

@pompeytrue657 They are both brilliant so shut up

[pompeytrue657]

@DarbyLJBJR hes shit thats my opinion, now go away :p

[randomchicken01]

@pompeytrue657 shut up they're both awesome

[Thelaughterbloke]

Gillian Mckeith: wow these are beautiful what are they

Ant&Dec: erm Gillian thats a spider

AHHHHHHHHHHHH GET IT OFF ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS A FECKING SPIDER

[yizer13]

Better drink my own piss.

[TheFlicka28]

Frankie Boyle and Hugh Dennis are the best.

[des0connor]

I'm so happy Russell Howard isn't on Mock the Week any more!

[dar3keternal]

@des0connor im sorry but im going to knife you for that.

[demonwolf1524]

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?! NO DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!

[williams290894]

anyone else noticed all these clips from MTW always end with Boyle cos his are always the best :P

[BabityRabity]

wolf stirfry : )

[NinjasAreSoCoolLike]

I love how Russell giggles when he tells jokes. <3

[Theodosiou74]

Stop repeating lines from the video. its not funny or original

[saturnstargirl]

The last one is definitely the best!

[fishfoodlad]

Anyone know the American/Canadian guys name?

[goshootyaself5]

@fishfoodlad tom stade

[LaughorNot]

I love how you can just hear Russell Howard giggling in the background.

[TheLethalbizzle]

the top comment always ruins it lol

[snailswigbee]

@TheLethalbizzle I always vote them down when they're spoilers

[TheThreeHeadedDragon]

@TheLethalbizzle That's a bit ironic then...

[khanz2k]

@TheLethalbizzle eat your words suckaaaa!! :D

[samcdisney17]

oh shit here comes his dad!

[tattoodfreeek]

I used to think Andy Parsons was funny

[MISSILOVEBASIL]

russell howard is soooi funny

[SiriusPunk]

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY? NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!!! Lol Frankie was such a legend.. where has he gone? :/

[mosesmybabes]

learnt to not read the top comments, it just ruins it :/

[Cha0sB1k3r]

1:03? I don't remember...but I'm pretty sure the "who is more civilised..." joke is a reference to Cannibal Holocaust.

[xOliverTuesday]

The cute thing about Russell Howard is that he laughs at his own jokes when he tells them. xD

[kitaarmes]

26 peoples daddies don't love them...

[medudemedude]

*insert line from clip* lol/rofl/lmao

[CorvusCorone68]

@medudemedude omg haha i thought that line was funny too

[Th3M4sT3rful]

the strong powerful son is making me sweat... oh shit here comes his dad

[leppyweppy]

i was gonna watch this video till i saw the top comments.

[MrFreshworks]

@leppyweppy i bet you still watched

[bigsoso20]

"Why don't you move the village closer?" bacause it take more energy you twat! mind you the bear grylls joke was absobloodylarious

[cewolfen]

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY!?

[AMartins92]

Finally a great joke from Russel Howard!

[nuttymonkey11]

i HAVE to stop reading the top rated comments. it just ruins it ):

[JordanC6819]

26 peoples daddys still dont love them

[racheygriff96]

Russel at 1:21 ...

[chrisroor]

HJAHAHAHA frankie's fuckin brilliant

[TimMeijerDoctor]

That's ten seconds into the video and already I'm laughing... There's gotta be something wrong with me.

[tntmofo]

The strong powerful sun is making me sweat. Oh shit, here comes his dad! :)

[masonstade]

Its been a long and hard 12 years but i think i`m finally hide and seek champion ;)

[yadl01]

All these Mock the Week videos end with Frankie Boyle saying the last joke

[CorvusCorone68]

@yadl01 hey if it ain't broke don't fix it

[sandersvicki]

bloody brilliant!!!

[ALiXT98]

I got 1

And here we are at the till

[matklstrength]

OH SHIT HERE COMES HIS DAD - best joke by a mile

[zoeann2009]

iv just achieved my lifes ambition of climing everest with no food and no equipment NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY

[Feodaran]

@zoeann2009 While certain other people have achieved their life's ambition of making it into the top comments by quoting a joke we just heard in the video.

[WoahItsDarylMorris]

The strong, powerful son is making me wet...oh shit, here comes his dad!

[Hannaitlyn]

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME, DADDY?????

Gets me every time. :D

[randompixie109]

I love you Rhod Gilbert <3 xx

[blainyrules]

MEME TIME

I've run out of water... Better drink my own piss.

I'm in the Antarctic... Better drink my own piss.

Got caught watching porn... Better drink my own piss.

Me and Wolf Stir Fry are going for a walk... Better drink my own piss.

Daddy didn't love me... Better drink my own piss.

I can't be bothered to think of any more... Better eat my own shit.

[Emcily]

ahh, yea, it's us.

[thirrinoficemark]

russel howard bum scratching at 1:20 lovely :P

[Lace26]

Russels Wedgy at 1.22 lol

[Lollleeeee]

Tom stade is hilarious he should replace hugh dennis!

[thepdw]

Frankie is always the best part.

[Fa6ade]

I'm Bear Grylls, better drink my own piss.

[123backinyerface]

"For a Twix" XD

[dilshardh]

Russell scratching at 1:20.

[Sloth1898]

"NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?!" LOL!! :P

[FuryOfTheBane]

I love tom stade, i did not expect to see him!

[7FootGamer]

first one was the best, frankie boyle you legend

[con271scouse]

the strong powerful son was making me sweat, OH SHIT here comes his dad! -lmao

[CrossyCriss]

Africans have to drink dirty water... should have gone to specsavers.

[ukuvision]

Wofl Stir-Fry.

I lolled my face off.

[allystarxxx]

NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY! NOW DO YOU!!! hehehe he takes things a step further than everyone else!! <3

[RyRyBassline]

1:44 Frankie at his best.

[ScottishHades]

my dad wants me to climb mount everest, hmm

[BackUpBullet]

@RusCan10 i dont wanna think about it (shudder)

[RusCan10]

If Bear Grylls drinks his own piss then what does Wolf Stir-Fry do?

[TYTHERDGOON]

@RusCan10 Bear Grylls is a bit stupid if he drinks his own piss....

[micksutherland1]

the strong powerful sun is making me sweat.... oh shit here comes his dad

[crazyscot01]

How can anyone dislike mock of the week? seriously must be the most depressing people out there or don't have a sense of humour

[NeverSayNeverGirl11]

Hello I'm Bear Grylls and this is my brother Wolf Stir-Fry lol

[BloodFromTheThorn]

MAN LOVE 1:55

[summ3rjammx3]

i love rhod gilbert!!!

[cezieebubzz]

here i am in the jungle, the mighty jungle, awimbeway awimbeway! :D

[maxbushballity]

im gonna mis ant n dec. ah well at least hugh isnt hungry but he cxoulda eaten wolf stir fry

[WHOAsarcasm]

Alot of the comments talk about how bad andy is but he shows again and again how he deserves the spot he has.

[24Squall]

@WHOAsarcasm Andy is fantastic :)

[WHOAsarcasm]

@24Squall i love andy. Andy And Russell are the best. (Of course Frankie is the best out of all, but currently. They are my favorite.

[24Squall]

@WHOAsarcasm To be honest im not a big fan of russel, but hugh, dara and andy are hilarious :D

[mole3303]

@24Squall

Hugh,Dara,Andy and Frankie you mean.

[ThePerfect0ne]

LMAO at

"The strong powerful son is making me sweat

oh shit, here comes his dad."

[RebeIRebeI]

I'm in the jungle.... the mighty jungle.... A WIMBA WAE A WIMBA WAE

[Solider1324]

@RebeIRebeI i hate him he is not funny at all

[RebeIRebeI]

@Solider1324 He's not that funny but that just cracks me up

[OnkelStein]

@RebeIRebeI Crappiest joke in the whole fuckin clip. That bald guy is never even remotely funny, I can't understand what the fuck he is doing on the show

[RebeIRebeI]

@OnkelStein Thats your opinion, and usually I think he's crappy too, but that cracks me up. Give me a break, I'm still a teenager.