Zezima's true life story...!

[LolEPopzRunescape]

when zezima was attacked by two taliban insurgents he said '' wtf pjers''

[SlayerPwndU]

do you know what is realy sad is that people say zezima has know life but they have the time to make a stupid video like this.

[johnruda77]

@SlayerPwndU it's just a fucking joke dude calm down. lmao

[111kyle]

cheapestgoldrs.webs.com for the cheapest and fasted rs gold!!!

[Nigrha]

99 Dick cape?!:O

[TheMegaMeganium]

F.A.G'S #LOL #LOL #OMG

[weirdoscape]

TROLLOOLOLOLOL

[107989055567]

zezima turned on the hose and said "Water Blast!"

[JustWatchingOne]

LCD nigga LOLO?

[I4mSKiLL3D]

What did Zezima say to a lady giving birth?

Summoning Level?

What did Zezima say when his computer was broken?

Damnit! I knew i should have got 99 Craft!!!!!!!!

[6969superstar6969]

when zezima came in iraq, he said: nice pvp world!

[lol3xtrach3353]

he screams "EARTH BLAST" when he shits.

[freakit4]

I heard that Zezima threw a fridge at his mother and screamed "ICE BARRAGE".

[GetPo0o0pedOn]

you know on xbox live there is a clan called F.A.G. It stands for Federation of Asshole Gamers and they just piss everyone off.

[IcySharkCA]

he didnt really mean to hurt zezima he just wanted to make fun of him :/

zezima only got all 99's cause he started early and played for years

he actually is in college and he's not really a nerd lol.

[MineMuffi2]

-.-

[runeadd1]

........ stop dissin zezima i met him in rs he a nice guy and if u research about him u will find he has a life he's been to collage and lots other thing so stop making him sound like he fat in all cause he ai'nt.

[mofizzle90]

zezima saw fireworks on the fourth of july and said who lvled up lol!!!!!

[Runescapex10]

@mofizzle90 ok that is one of the most funniest things i have ever heard

[HHHxcartmanx]

ppppffttt ahaha 1:42 thought it was a penis .......shitty ass drawer i bet zezima could draw better than that at age 2 lol the way he types on rs ud believe me

[tehkylecreshow]

@HHHxcartmanx It is a penis thats the joke of it rofl

[llamaboy000]

lmao thats wicked funny. and srsly, do you people really expect zezima to like make a vid like this about himself?

its a joke... wow.

[tuhkur102]

that was funny lol

[imapallylol2]

mountain dew makes your penor smaller :<

[S0cC3rP1mP]

F.A.G. = Federation of Asshole Gamers!

[yowzzp]

u are not zezima noob

[NeoFighterX]

this isnt even an impersonation, its just a lvl 32 sad about not being able to make gpz so he gotta hate on ex N0 1.

[tyleontucek]

you have no ife if you try to impersonate zezima your and idiot

[NeoFighterX]

zezima has epicly toned down on his gameplay, hes not really interested in being number one anymore. bucket bum, he'll get farther in life than you

[copperbed100]

lf ur zezima..why dont you use zezima utube acc

[jackmaster20000]

he has no sperm!!!

[NeoFighterX]

youre a twat, swear down.

[TheTheGameShow]

zezima is a married prob finishing college man u prob have no acc and probaly is a nerd with nothing to do

[Galbetros0wnsyamum]

I agree.

[SingingMonkeyProduct]

Whats stuck in you're nose?

[modpure0]

sounds more like your life.

[Pinky200914]

f.a.g

[TheLordpker]

lcd nigga and no zezima is n0ot the best player hes only got 95 summoning and gertjaars is the best nigga

[Galbetros0wnsyamum]

racist b****

[XxxwaylanderxxX]

so why the fuck do you keep putting these vids up about zezima? there's no point! i swear ur sexually attracted to him or something...

[bamfan2044]

what surprises me is how many people respond saying this is him thus say how much of a nerd they are to care how strange O.o

[vampiresins]

troll

[BLUEORB99]

i dont think thats a voice he's putting on to sound like a FAT NERD thats his real voice lmfao

[TheArsenal2004]

stfu rstankern how the fuck he has no life tube so stop sending jack shit on vids dumass if u dont have any thing nice to say dont say anything

[rstankern00b]

wow nice fake voice u little 10 year old and u r even a bigger fucking faggit then zezima ur probably talking about urself not zezima and u proably dont even know wat jacking off is, u cant do that quagmire aw right thing also u must b very gay since u like a penis skillcape u no life fucking loser ur no life is so fucking hillarious u r seriously the biggest fucking nerd in the world

[riskytilow]

u got 1 thing rong he does no what jacking off is he doesnt know what real sex is because hes never spoken 2 a girl

[bonecrusher54367]

lol

[zsupersaiyan]

@rstankern00b

Lmao. It's only a joke. Why are you defending zezima anyway?

Obviously his voice is fake. You don't expect zezima to make a video like this,do you? I bet zezima himself will take this as a fucking joke, loser.

This is a spoof, and if you don't know what that means... you are the one who is 10.

If you have nothing nice to say, then keep your trap shut.

[AddictedShh]

worst thing i've seen in years

[bloody4psyhco]

ur not zezima and zezima doesnt even have 99 summoning

[LTC4JEAN]

not zezima...lie

[lava322]

"If I don't talk to you on RS, it's because I don't.. like you?"

He talks to no one nbut his friends. Wise choice, Zezima, because if you son't you get bombarded with the following:

"OMG ITZ ZEZIMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Zezima your teh bestest!!!"

"Zezima can i hav 1 free thing plzzzzzzzzzz?"

"Guys, he's just a person, leave him alone!"

Anyway, failure of a video. I hope people get that this is a joke. And that they probably don't hate Zezima.

[hhhllkk88]

u racist fuck get some friends!

[oldschoolpk3r]

kid stfu you fat nerd.....

[NebularCentral]

You drew a penis on that cape, do you like penis?

Stop making 'fun' of zezima, just because he likes to play a game (I'm pretty sure you play games too) and is good at it, that doesn't mean he has no life. You have the voice of a 15 year old with the mind of an 8 year old.

[harrypottersucks12]

u showed ur dick on the other one...... girss dont masturbate in front of youtube mroe importantly dont interview ur mom.... gi suck cock bitch... 1/5 i wish there was a negative 0/5 s othen ur video would be worth shit

[saraswordownz]

zezima has a life u cunts i think you should get a life if he is sooooo crap how come if u type ze in on search guess what comes up zezima pjing wow u guys research him so much u gealous so u make this shity videos dissing him well i aint jelous and im on his side so back off now get a life get rid of your mc donalds job working 2 hours a week and get of the computer in your spare time (get a fucking life)

[lordkourdi]

lol, making this video just makes you = a sad loser ~.~

[TheNetGuru17]

any one who rated this bad is just a faggot stop fucking sticking up for someone whose 32 and plays on the computer all day its not being good runescape doesn't require skill lol its just how much time you have on your hands to play it obviously he plays to much thats why people make fun of him.

[SchoolNubProductions]

LOL

[XxMrPerfectPRxX]

i thought this was hell of funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! though compare the voices from the begining to the end. LOL!! magic 99

[TwilightWolf9]

0/5 Just because he plays RS and hes good doesent mean he doesent have a life. -_-

[capaisan]

great drawing! 0/5*

[Zaldap]

Everyone on YouTube please look at my comment it is true about this kids video.First off, how do you know how Zezima really lives?Unless you are there with him most of your life spying on him.Second, this is the most common stereotype out there and if you don't know what that is then you need to look it up after you read this comment. Lastly, in the end you used freedon of the pseech wrong, because Freedon of the Speech is the aloowance of one to speak their mind, not the right to talk trash...

[sftf1]

freedom of speach includes proper spelling.

[ski25000]

zezima is the nerd yet you had the time on your hands to make this video well done douche bag jealousy and envy are so powerful that they lead to this let this be a lesson to you all so you dont have to sink to this fags level lmao

[suckmywaffle]

your trying to call zezima a nerd.

but yet you go out of your way to say that?

if anything your the nerd.

[saudasif]

yea they need to know that they cant get to zezimas level..

[zuby141]

lol get a life m8 u suck trying to be other ppl ure just sum fat boi who still al dai doing bull sht

[MultiK0]

/watch?v=6D2Xlegefb4

WATCH NOW GREAT RUNESCAPE COMEDY!

[MultiK0]

Watch my runescape comedy! :D

[mysterio6655]

smurf u u suck jokesman

[weman01234]

thats sad some many vids about zezima just cuz he made it to number 1

and all these so life nerds making videos about him being a nerd cuz they wish they could get to number 1

[kiclops]

lol i no zez hes not a nerd he has a job and thats why he doesnt bother with it hes in his 20's and he plays on it 4 fun ffs u gey f.a.g that u not zezima

[Alborz97]

Dude, you cant say fag unless your gay! I am not gay cause I said that

[tomatotrix]

/watch?v=oczxtINnY9Y

LEGENDARY PKER. WATCH NOW!

[niahc9]

hes a fag lol u see that f.a.g lol i easy pk him

[mysticblack111]

WHY CANT YOU JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE?

[strikerJAG]

lol that was halerious

[manypeeps]

ur no zezima and if u were ur not the best player in rs gertjaars he has 99sum zezima has 98 haha zezima not even on the top 40 list on highscores

[worldwidewizard]

zezima has 95 -.- not 98

[dariusmoi]

no your not :P

[wizzawozza66]

no homo...

[Zzarch]

wow is that ur real effin voice

[bmankilla37]

lol 99 jackoff skill haha

[theskillerximagiix]

lmfao faggot jealouce? jump in a pit, bury yourself and bega a slow dead under the ground

[cotybear]

I dont get the big deal about Zezima. There are people alot better than him.

[Archmage0wns]

He was #1 on a game with 100 million players for over 2 years. No big deal right? I'm not a freak over him, but give him respect.

[cotybear]

Ya i realize that but still people just need to chill out. They are only doing it because they cant get as far as he did.

[Archmage0wns]

yee

[buster2119]

I love the people who make fun of zezima if you make fun of him usally that means your worse than them

[darion507]

sad dude very sad.........

[gaarakills11]

duide that looks like a dick lol 99 homo

[shotgun272]

your the fag...

[jebers66]

ahahhahah lcd nigga well its true about zezima being gay beacuse he thinks he is the bes player ever sooo he can suck one

......!!!!!!!!!!

[MUJILAGOOP]

fuck you dude u suck

[TheMoonboots]

sad...

[intfor18]

lmao i tihnk it is to!!!

[hezbullah2]

hahahah i think it is

[hampusisgod]

LOL, 1:43 is that a dick?

[seanocorno]

Yeah, I'd say it does LOL. Looks like a bong pot as well :P

[RuneFinity44]

..i think it is

[Tonyboy817]

HAHAHHAHAH FUCK Runescape :D

[KayleeAndSam]

LCD nigga! lmfao...

[omfgredbull]

ur a fuckin fag....

[wastelandsoldiers1]

haters are every where man.

[renas97]

you'arnt zezima lool !!

[tehownagem]

oh really.. we really didnt know that.

[meadiocre]

lollolllololololololololololol­oolloloolloolollolololoollooll­oololol

[TreyGuy57]

im no hater of zezima but u have to admit that magic part was funny...

[TreyGuy57]

im no hater of zezima or anything but u have to admit that magic part was pretty funny...

[Turbositikas]

lol

[drgrimproductionz]

1. Your reading my comment 2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact. 4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3. 5. Your checking it now. 6. Your smiling. 7. Your still reading my comment. 8. You know all you have read is true. 10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9. 11. Your checking it now. 12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts Copy and paste to 1 video, tomorrow will be your best day ever! no matter what

[hiptalamus]

rofl i love these vid cause this is prob what he does and all these people who ar elike no its not ur jealous,no u just figured out that u wasted so mcuh time on an online game.go eat some healthy food and learn to play football

[aliperker1]

dude, u got no life, seriusly you just jalous, cus you dont have all 99, and get a life seriusly

[themrnoobshow]

Fucking ass hole! This vid was very unentertaning. Ppl this is the life story of ther peson that made it. Your a fag btw and no i do not play runescape ut i have heard of zezima

[xygomorphic77]

Fucking

Asshole

Gathering

[XXNOPEAXX]

Wow this is funny but anyone who makes fun of him they are just jelous.... omg i gusse thats makes you jelous =O *gasp*

[xTGxGLiTcHeRz]

Lol, you fail zezima dont sound like that, Zezima does have a life thats why hes not on 24/7. Your most probley on the game for 10 hours there is no point of taking the piss out of some one whos better than you.

[TheExtant]

Lol zezima sucks balls! These zezima vids are hilarios! Fuck those zezima fan boys!

[metaknightfan469]

ha get life

[sk1lls397]

wow...... ur terrible at faking an accent

[aqworldslord]

At 5:30 A.M. it was time for timmy to wake up. His Mom went into his room to find out that he had been killed. She found his head in his closet. She tried calling the police but the line didn't connect. Seconds later the murderer came out and killed the Mother too. If you don't send this to 10 different videos, the same thing will happen to you. Sorry, Don't Wanna Die

[pjer0wner]

At 5:30 A.M. it was time for timmy to wake up. His Mom went into his room to find out that he had been killed. She found his head in his closet. She tried calling the police but the line didn't connect. Seconds later the murderer came out and killed the Mother too. If you don't send this to 10 different videos, the same thing will happen to you. Sorry, Don't Wanna Die

[pernillepur3]

he is dead now.. =(

[swordmast599]

ya...

[UltrAslanOzan7000]

copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

5. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND IT WILL BE FREAKY

[ighigosemapai325]

cmon who cares i mean zezima is a nolife. OMFG i cant believe peeple can be mad with those vids.

[jikwan3jikwan2]

lmfao, u dead ass od. freedom of speech dieing off that. saying zezima is gay lol.

[yoyoeminem123]

lol u sound like quagmire

[rockyboy67]

idd

[xlegoxx]

Its a she u Dumb Ass!!

[hawt0hat]

lol its a he

[mabc42]

its a he lol

[A15KaldrinJAB]

WHO THE FUCK CARES, u guys a geeks.

[pernillepur3]

it was a he.. so your the dumb ass...

[seahawksownge101]

i really don't know why we make fun of him what did he do to u and he went to college jez give him a break

[zzzzzooooozzzzz]

i damn agree

this guy is a real idiot! i mean what is it with zezima? Why does everyone have to make stupid gay impressions of him. I bet the guy who did this is a real peedo.

Shit vid.

[metaknightfan469]

your not zezima besides hes not #1

[redninefox101]

he was back then in 07 before the gay new skill.

[bscody]

Lol...someone is gonna have to make a vid like that brittney spears fan did.....LEAVE ZEZIMA ALONE! lmao

[pixupstix]

runescape is stupid...

[2xstas]

ROFLMAO

[preplook4]

lmfao. he's awesome on runescape but probubly has no life.

[LeoLover2727]

this movie is stupid but i agree... zezima must have NO LIFE.. hes a fucking cocksucker. runescape is the dumbest game on the internet. i bet when zezima isnt on runescape (which is rare) hes on webkinz!

[plumpplop42]

what the fuck?

[Bcowman1]

uhh...not zezima dude

[olympiakos68]

lmao so funny!!! lmao

[chreess1]

ass wipe.

[crowkog]

lmao!! dude this vid is awsome!! the jack off skill..? xD

[arjan730]

bit gay dont u think?

just cuz u not any good at rs u affend gd palyers..

get a life

[zaveth1]

omfg u a bitch ass nigga u suckmy mouthwatering balls leave zezima alone u dick ps who here likes dr dre or n.w.a?

[xxdarknessxx0fhell]

l at them comments

[jalle555]

omg this is fake zezima is on a high school and u sounds like u are 12 or something like tht!

[icesai]

this is the worst vid i have ever seen it sucks!!!!!

[matkrueg]

ya dude f u i think ur were talking about ur life and that was ur real voice to so just shut up

[sirillclint]

the fact that you made this vid is evidence enough, that zezima owns ur ass irl and rs, and that youre more of a douchebag

[1lvl]

yah leave the person alone... fuck you dude you can't even talk proper you bitch...

[fallysbest]

Dude zezima is just a normal person leave him alone -.-

[RScomedies]

fuck.bastard.chicken asshole face

[snap80]

runescape is addicting, i know how u feel if ur not like zezima, and ur mad, ur making fun of him just because hes ranked in everything, dont talk at all that would be best for u and zezima and others. also ur parents they think zezima rocks and u dont, they wish u were not born, i think u were born by an accident. lol the last sentance about u born was just a joke but seruise fuck off dude talk shit to ur parents not other ppl.

[snap80]

you dont have to use the word nigga u know u stupid fuckin white boy that thinks hes black eve if ur black why u say it just dont say it. its not cool. and making fun of zezima. thats a dick move stop being jealouse or just dont play runescape at all i cant see u being in the oliympics zezima chose a video game let him or she do what they choose. and zezima has a life to hes not always on runescape so now u stop and talk about urself u fuckin idoit.

[Mountti]

Ppl makes fun of Zezima couse their jelouse to him. PLEASE, stop it!

[sjided]

EPIC FAIL! u is a dum kid

[seeker303]

and one thing i love bout this vid is the fact he prbly has a zezima sculpture of him in his bedroom worships him and then goes suck his mom & dads dicks..... but hey u dont see me complaining

[roguekarma23]

ok jokeman920, you posted a fucking weird comment on my videos and 1 you are a fucking nerd and 2 if i suck, you suck balls.

[GaNjAm993]

zezima...is a fuckin retard who seriously neeeds a lyf..aiyo zez if u r cin dis..dis is all i can tell u dwg.. G E T A L I F E :)

ChRon1C

[bahalover2]

wow you take the time to make fun of some one, seriously, and what just because he has 99 skillz and high ranked in highscores, you can too if you werent too busy making fun of him

[ARTequalsFAME]

get a life loser..

[Krauserizdumb555]

.....no comment

[roguekarma23]

nerds suck a q p  U

[vasilis360]

i wanna be zezima thats wat

[hunter76117]

I don't understand one word he says.... Wait why am i watching this? i'm not a fan of Zezima..! In fact, i hate him.

[pathofthenub]

ok u prbly worship him in ur bedroom...

[abcbassabc]

wtf if your offended by it why dont you shut up ur the zezima wann be he made fun of him