Halo Combat Evolved: Unnecessary Censors

[DaKomandant]

I like the new Johnston

[TheLighteningstrike]

"halo it's f**ked"

[TheLighteningstrike]

F#ck off that was the best part

[vdanieljon]

johnsons part was the funniest xD

[MrLuis542000]

f*** me



[letsplaywithdanas]

Omg this is a good vid 

[Cell901]

so you did f**k me

[ghostgamer96bro]

Hes Hot no work needed

[clonewars22]

We're f***ing the Autum.

[orangespriteman]

2:39 so you did f**k me *this face* :D

[xboxgamer760]

anyone want to do the halo cea campaign legendary with me

[101cgk]

while you do what f**k with the ship?

in a matter of speaking , the object we found im going to try and f**k the autumn on it

with all do respect sir this war has enough f**king heros

[m1c000l]

as for f***ing us all the way from reach lol

[MyW0]

Do halo CEA XD !

[SuperKatonga]

3:30 FUCK XD

[CoolKillerClan]

they dide a unesesary cencor back in 2007 and machinima just copy it

[myunderwearissmall]

it should have been "that hole we ripped in the BLEEP!"

[XxElcomanderxX]

Halo.........is F***ed

[ShiningZenith]

@AngelixArch nope im serious i have a 13 mb save my ps3 is 3 years old it isnt a slim and on 1080p no problems with lag. sometimes the odd texture issue for shop signs but not often. ive seen it on my firends xbox360 version where hed enter a city and it was all messed up.

[zealogrant]

"All you green horns who wanna f*ck covenant up close, this is gonna be your lucky day"

The sarge is so funny >D

[kingmigget]

too much :/

[slipknot3597]

halo is fucked lol that was funny

[GUSMANAWESOMENESS]

Should have put a BLEEP when this happens:

Cortana:Did you sleep well?

Chief: No thanks to your BLEEP

[Roka9091]

Funniest part -

Cortana: So you did F*** me... :)

[doid1337]

😃

[BananaCans]

f***in load yur weapons lets mov

[BananaCans]

☺☻☺☻☺☻

[JaxAttaX9]

4:46 is like the f***ing Jerry Springer show.

[MyW0]

Friendly F**K

means that an Elite f**ked another elite .. That what does mean Friendly F**K

[DiegoAlanTorres]

@MyW0 How about Raping?

[MyW0]

@DiegoAlanTorres Possibly

[MyW0]

@MyW0 Correction "that an Elite f**ks another elite .. That what does mean Friendly F**K"

[DJSchousen]

@MyW0 Grammer fail...

[superstarwarswizard]

Wow how did f..k think that was funny

[masterchief1260]

I agree with eat liberty caps that would of been better anyway awesome! As a huge halo fan I remember posing this an ahhh the memoreis

[Ninjaman349]

Halo's Shore.

[ArthurCollier1]

4:04 Best scene XD

[ArthurCollier1]

This war has enough ******* heros! -Cortana 3:08

[XIvideos1]

lol Friendly F***

[jeffpolol]

LOL 3:30

GUD LUCK MASTER CHIEF

[sharringgon3000]

... what in gods name was this supposed to prove? that people, who by the way have apparently nothing better to do, actually look this, as the video puts it, s*** up?

[Mcnizzle88]

*Looks right and left*

.

.

."F*** me. ROFL

[noble6dude]

"halo... It's f***ed." XD

[ToaKai3456]

1:17

MOVE LIKE YA GOT A PENIS

[EatLibertyCaps]

shoulda censored 1:11-1:12 after " the hole we tore in bleeeep bleeeeep." hahaha

[rccougsfan]

Cortana-"While you do what, fuck the ship?"

Keyes-"In a matter of speaking."

ROFLMAO

[Darkdarren12]

"I will f**k you at once!!!" If I were a cat, I would've lost all 9 of my lives while watching this.

[Jake101able]

Halo, it's f***ed.

[As7raios]

Oh the classic ghost warthog at 2:01

[Ruben25G]

bleep... or bleep! or bleep? but mostly just bleep. am i right peeps!

[BlatendCrude]

Damn.....I loved this game!

[101mraaron101]

343 guilty spark sure does cuss a lot

[FlyingPurpleLLama]

plasma sp**k

[RazorX313X]

He's hot! Fucking the pins in 5. 2:08

[CLAWZ94]

Keyes: "...how did they--"

Cortana: "Sh*t here first? Covenant sh*ts have always been faster. As for f*cking us all the way from Reach..."

[DevinSterlingEdward]

Lol friendly fuck

[crystalux1]

check out Halo ce ( custome ) challange board

on face book

[o0rolyat0o]

i dont care if its gods anti son of a bitch machine or a giant hola hope! one of the most epic lines in a video game ever. i cant wait to see that part again when anneversarry comes out

[InDreamForever]

Halo needs a skull where the campaign characters would cuss non stop. Just imagine wtf Johnson would say

[toktz1]

This id so ******* funny

[manbearpig100100]

cortana all i want to no is did we f**k them

[DaROFLBigMac]

I wonder what Sgt. Johnson will look like an Halo CE Anniverasary

[TheHiralis]

KEYES GOT A HAIRCUT

[Ironb3rry]

Not surprised when he bleeped out "Sod" when Cortana said it... Not really unnecessary.

[mcwendys11]

you kidding me no bleep when they talk about tearing holes lol

[Rider1280]

is this done by Davidr64yt???? SOME ONE PLEASE ANSWER!!!

[SrFernando21]

343 Guilty F***

[341GuiltySpark]

@SrFernando21 I do not understand your sudden hatred against my brother. If you ARE the reclaimer ,explain!

[SrFernando21]

@341GuiltySpark I'm just quoting Sparky.

[oshitashiboy]

hey they mentioned Reach at the very beginning :D cool...i didnt remember that... FOREWARNED GAME!

[TheGoldenguy13]

@oshitashiboy /facepalm

[oshitashiboy]

@TheGoldenguy13 why would you purposely hit yourself?

[IPityTheCrazeyFool]

343: absolutly unacceptable

cortana: F*** off!

[SkepsisTheNerd]

No one could have missed the whole we tore in *bleep*

[MegaSlasherX]

i dont care if its gods own anit son of a b---- machine or a ----, were not going to let them have it! what we will let them have is a belly full of s--- and a pool of their own sh-- to drown in!

[MegaSlasherX]

Cortana, all i need to know, is did we f--- them?

i think we both know the answer to that

[charjackable]

I wonder what spark and the flood will look like in Halo CE anniversary thumbs if u agree

[TheBran1011]

@charjackable have you ever been in forge mode?

[charjackable]

@TheBran1011 yeah I have and I have made some really cool maps in halo 3 and reach and I hope they put forge mode in to the anniversary edition of combat evolved cause if they did that would be awesome

[charjackable]

@TheBran1011 yeah I have and I have made some really cool maps in halo 3 and reach and I hope they put forge mode in to the anniversary edition of combat evolved cause if they did that would be awesome

[charjackable]

@TheBran1011 yeah I have and I have made some really cool maps in halo 3 and reach and I hope they put forge mode in to the anniversary edition of combat evolved cause if they did that would be awesome

[charjackable]

@TheBran1011 yes

[lilsnake1]

@charjackable well its running on a reach engine, and halo 3 graphics are closest to reach for flood and guilty spark, so it will be like halo 3 but a bit better quality

[charjackable]

@lilsnake1 well not really halo 3 it will have next gen graphics not halo reach graphics they actually said that so I think it will be different

[DarkraiDiety]

@charjackable Esy, spark is gonna look cleaned up an hopefully the flood are gonna look fucking scary..

[TheDrift3rboy]

@charjackable

Spark: This is good

Flood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH!!!!!!!!!!

[RenigmaX]

@charjackable Slightly better than Halo 2.

[sfritts10]

@charjackable go to forge and look at the monitor.. most likely like tht

[partyxday]

@charjackable Agree to what? You gave nothing to agree to!

[charjackable]

@partyxday yeah I did you can see it plainly in the comment. I gave the option to agree to wondering what the flood and guilty spark might look like next time you are going to say something like that to someone who has a clear and understandable comment read the comment dumbass

[TheFullthrottleOwnag]

@charjackable spark probably will look like he does now in Reach forge, not sure about the flood. maybe something similar to Halo 3?

[djkids98]

@charjackable Guilty Spark?

[charjackable]

@djkids98 yes

[CaH6633]

@charjackable they haven't even revieled that on any of the vids i've seen on youtube...i bet they look SO badass that Bungie wants to surprise their fans

[charjackable]

@CaH6633 yeah sorry to break the news to you but bungie does not own halo anymore it belongs to 343 now sorry

[CaH6633]

@charjackable that was what i meant but i forgot about 343 and called it bungie sorry

[WarriorJRD97]

@charjackable i think theyve showed spark somwhere but the flood better look awesome ;)

[Game117Fanatic]

@charjackable They show it in the trailer (flood)... They almost look like the ones from Halo 3

[supercogsoldier117]

@Game117Fanatic No I saw them they look way cooler and scarier than the ones from Halo 3

[MrVitotrok]

@charjackable agree to what?



[charjackable]

@MrVitotrok to wondering what they look like

[Ninjaman349]

@charjackable Its awesome.

[UpUrsTanman]

check out habsmania13 for halo combat evolved game play in HD

[gamenew09]

"*#$@ me",Cortana said.

[TaskForceElites]

why does every video have finish him in the begining?

[MegaSlasherX]

@TaskForceElites because its a link to a mortal combat video made by machinima

[FieldswordShinobi]

Cortana" So you did $#%% me" Oh yes I did baby, yes I did.

[KILLSWITCHstudios117]

at 3:07 how did keyes get that pipe? ( does he shit out pipes? )

[stipo360]

LMFAO . the object we found, i'm gonna try to $%@# the autumn on it :P

[KILLSWITCHstudios117]

who cant wait for halo 4 and halo ce remake if you didnt watch the trailer go to my channel and watch them both

[StickStef]

OMG THEY WERE PLANNING REACH BEFORE ALL THE OTHER GAMES!? cuz cortana ed sumthing about reach at 1:02 oh yh she sed they were fu**ing us all the way from reach

[hamburgerslayer]

@StickStef its part of the backstory of halo. read the Halo books by Eric Nylund.

[F1NJP]

@StickStef I guess you haven't played CE. Yeah, in the actual cutscene she says "As for following us all the way from Reach...". That line was supposed to promote a book they soon released called Halo: Fall of Reach, which follows Blue team (John-117's team of Spartans) and tells what missions they did at the battle of Reach. They weren't working on Halo: Reach at that time but they probably had it in mind.

[ragnarreaper]

@StickStef No its the story in the novels its all about harvest and reach so they were planning Combat evolved all the time

[thewallwalks]

@11111111111111111954 yea but, 46% of bungie's employe's moved to 343 to keep makeing halo :)!

[thewallwalks]

they still make videos for this after 10years! xbox power! even for ps3 2month old exculsives like "KZ3" no one makes videos for that. POWER OF XB0X.

[MrDean1424]

150 people have no fantasy

[LeviTheRPG]

"look at it, something f--ked its insides

[haloissoooocool]

cortana:so you did f##k me

[killerslayer543]

@11111111111111111954 no yank me

[HaloReachsFinest]

Ruined Halo CE for me, but funniest halo video ever

[Mrtbreau1]

This was so dirty

[camycamera]

4:45

343: "absolutely unacceptable!"

cortana: "f*** off!!!"

XDDDDD

[ZombieExoHunter]

4:448 lol cortana hides her dildo

[cryptoarbiter]

1:53 anyone else thought they would say FUCK YEAH?

I have no idea why i did cuz i have finished it so many times.

[FaslifiedHero]

It seems whenever someone goes out and makes a censorship video they always go overkill with the bleeps. How sad... :(

[benanderson95]

VIC from RvB at 1:12

[HEIRJORDAN17]

4:46 LMFAO

[RejeXman]

something went and beebed the insides.

this a friend of yours? no sir, we just beebed.

[darkeyes201]

Who knew putting random beeps in the middle of sentences could be so funny...

[Ghost212O2]

Best game ever

[awsomeproductions215]

hey this was uploaded the day after my b-day

[ronaldli5]

@awsomeproductions215 no one gives a shit.

[awsomeproductions215]

@ronaldli5 hey srry that was my bro he can be a retard some times

[ronaldli5]

@awsomeproductions215 lol~

[DRIFTZx360]

cant wait till the remake of this game, hopefully it comes out soon

[ronaldli5]

@DRIFTZx360 remake? it won't come out. not in millions of years. why would it? they already have Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo Wars(RTS), Halo ODST, Halo Reach. and Reach is the last product for the halo series by bungie.

[DRIFTZx360]

@ronaldli5 its not made by bungie, i think activision and microsoft r gonna make it, really i want it 2 hav the graphics, guns, armory customiseation of halo: reach in 2 the gameplay of combat evolved, all i kno that i heard it from NGT (next gen tactics)

[ronaldli5]

@DRIFTZx360 activision?!?! holy shit dude no way. not for halo at least. gimme the link of the video you watched? i think it misled you.

[shappy60]

@DRIFTZx360 343 industries will make all the future halo stuff

[lordbrioan]

the part with johnson at the beginning and the part with the dead elite had me laughing

[beefygreenapples]

meh...

[vini1724]

FICOU MASSA ESSE VIDEO!!!

[XFerginatorX]

6:30 Master chief shouldnt have said "no, i think we're just getting started". He should have said "No, i theink we're just getting f***ing started"

[jaycarmine]

''It's fucking us all the way from Reach''.lol

[JeblaHebla]

When Johnson Said: "Am I Right Marines!?" at 1:51 There Should Of Been Silence. :3

[Elite1Warrior]

press 4 repetitively.

[dkyoandblade]

wow this sucks, i found one amazing bit where you could have placed one. "no one could have missed that hole we ****'d in hyperspace"

[Lemony6700]

Watch this with your eyes closed

[collinphantom144]

its bleep funny

[TacosAreWizard]

A F**k in the Woods.

[JR21117]

3:51 hahahahah

[thecrazyguy129]

LULZ

[LPmixesandacapellas]

should have bleeped it at 1:10 to say no one could have missed the hole we *beep* lol

[JR21117]

@LPmixesandacapellas i was thinking it could be the bleep we tore in slipspace lol

[DUnit1233]

1:18 you heard the lady move like you got a p**is

[DUnit1233]

1:18 you heard the lady move like you got a p**is

[MattKondrath]

O.O they talk about Reach in halo 1?!??!!? dude i never noticed that. i gotta play this halo again. and maybe i'll understand it more lol

[emile9156]

Pre teens didn't get the joke at 5:40 xD

[xMTJGxTeaM]

when he takes his helmet of theres another under neith lol

[ninjahia]

are you ready? ...(sigh) f**k me

[moomoocow526]

nobody seems to relies halo reach used the same outro as intro to combat evolved. hence the term pre-quil. hmm

[VioletPoprockOnFMA]

0:01 SKIP ADS, THUMBS FOR THANK YOUS PLEASEEE

[TheDeathdefiant]

@VioletPoprockOnFMA You know that doesn't work... right?

[VioletPoprockOnFMA]

huh, how do YOU know, HMM? did YOU try it, HMM?!?!?!

[TheDeathdefiant]

@VioletPoprockOnFMA Why yes i did, and It's a load of crap... Have you tried it? HMMM??? douche...

[VioletPoprockOnFMA]

yeah, actually!u obviously didnt!!!! douchebag......

[TheDeathdefiant]

@VioletPoprockOnFMA Yeah, actually they patched this awhile ago. You may have tried this a long time ago but they fixed it. So suck my (unnecessary censor)

[VioletPoprockOnFMA]

ok, that was funny and i did try it a while ago and it worked but know it doesnt, so ok, u win....K U WIN SO STOP MESSAGING ME!!!(UNNECESSARY SENSOR) OFF!

[TheDeathdefiant]

@VioletPoprockOnFMA K man... I just want to get all of the spam off of youtube. :P