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  • i love the irony that he said the Climb is a song that an American Idol winner would sing when a UK X Factor winner sang it aswell XD

  • now i would just like to point out that justin bieber is doing very well

    just saying

    im not a bieber fan i dont like him but im just pointing out

    that he is very popular

  • NIce to see Soujia Boy here...it's strange, I've never in my life heard anyone say they actually like his music, so I just wonder who the fuck his paying money for it?

  • @MarcBrightside I know one person who likes Soulja Boy...I try to stay away from her as much as possible.

  • You dont let 10 year old white boys say shawty! lmao oh god i love you.

  • Happy birthday, I got you my orgasm. I'll have to try that on my girlfriend this year.

  • It's great that people make songs that are misandrist just as popular as songs that are mysoginist. GO SEXISM! /sarcasm/

  • Ok, who here was hoping for a Nostalgia Chick cameo at 9:27?

  • Beyonce was talking about BOYS she said that if she was a BOY she would a better MAN at the end of the song she says but your JUST A BOY you don't understand she is telling all the BOYS out there to grow up,stop Fucking with girls emotions,and quit breaking hearts or BE A MAN for short

  • @smartiegirl00 Beyonce has always been hugely sexist in her lyrics. And Girls fuck with Boys emotions just as badly.

  • Yay for Interstella 555 reference!

  • this had me loling

  • haha you're awesome!

  • Justin Bieber.

    (hint: that's the punchline)

  • I realized, "it doesn't tell me anything about who you are" also applies to the rewrite, which shows the world's biggest fucking plothole. Even bigger than all the plotholes in Twilight.

    I hate beyonce, she doesn't know shit.

    JB still can't write anything but fake love songs.

    I still hate this fucking slut music that's coming out. It's the 2010's. Let's move on with the genre.

    Absolutely horrible. Soulja boy was never good.

    All music today (most) fucking sucks.

  • @Rifalltoo

    You can generalize that a bit better, friend. All mainstream music from ANY decade sucks, besides a few exceptions. Like the 60's (for the most part) and same goes for the 90's (especially the early 90's grunge movement, but not all of that was even that good, but much better than the average shit you see consecutively)

  • @aijunk2 thank you for correcting me.  Ran out of characters so i couldn't exactly write all of that. Haha.

  • ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME! ONE TIME!

  • LOL!! He made out with his phone!!! Sooooo FUNNY!

  • Why is it bad tht he said shorti? and why does Justin think he is getto black guy? I am NOT racist. The bestest friend I have is dark skin!

  • Wow Todd, I'm impressed. I couldn't stand that "Blame it on the Alcohol" song when I heard it on the radio, but you made it sound really pretty on the piano.

  • "The problem is with the MORONICALLY SEXIST LYRICS!!!"

    This from the fanboy of (old school) Eminem? Really? I'm not defending Beyonce, she's a fucking twit, but you have no room to speak. At least in this song she's not threatening to fucking MURDER the guy for cheating on her.

    "Come on get out

    (I can't I'm scared)

    I said get out bitch!

    Fuck you, you did this to us

    You did it, it's your fault"

  • @NvrTryNvrFail

    I'm not entirely familiar with the old Eminem (happened too early for me), but the part of the song you quoted wasn't actually sexist IMO- sure, it shows him as a unstable, potentially murderous bastard, but it's him yelling at a single woman for her actions. The difference between the two songs is that Beyonce is blaming all men for her heartbreak (not just the ones who harmed her), and Eminem (in the context of only this quote) is just blaming the woman who cheated on him.

  • It's kind of sad that I know the melody to "The Climb", even though I've only heard it from this review. And I already hate it.

  • 6:09 Uhhh BTW Justin Bieber was 15 there .. not ten AWKWARD!! :) But seriously Bieber is Pretty good.. Not Gonna lie. Down To Earth is the best song EVER by him :D <3

  • @IvyMarieSumter He said that Justin Bieber was 10 as a joke

  • I apologize if ur a boy who like classical music.

  • Miley Cyrus the Clim is about struggles in people lives. If you hate the song then pretty much u hate ur life. (Note this message is not for boys) Why I put tht sentence is because soooo many boys hate tht Hannah doesn't put her panties down so they have to discredit her!

  • I am a man and I hate it when people sell their attractiveness to boast their sales (which is what she has been doing for a while now) for what should be an art, not an overproduced crappy song about what we're told when we're young and naive. Life is all a struggle, we know that. We don't need it to be preached, especially by someone who hasn't had any.

  • @PainInTheAssInternet

    I agree with some of ur comment, but Miley isn't exactly the youngest person, she has has some life. Don't forget the song is about her adventures on T.V. Her episodes (I have only seen a few) have many problems that involve life changes. But I must say you are intelligent for someone who put the word "ass" in there nickname. Wats the deal with dat?

  • @gurl19169tina

    The problem is that she hasn't had much of it. Not only that, but I highly doubt that was written by her (destroying the entire meaning of the song and the movie).

    My name is what it is thanks to a very difficult internet service. It kept quitting, and I'd have to constantly reboot the entire thing. Hence the name.

  • @PainInTheAssInternet

    True tht she hasn't had much. The song is about the MOVIE!! Like duahhhhh, although she could have written it, maybe. Also the internet can be a pain in the ass sometimes.

  • @gurl19169tina What are you 10 years old?

  • First of all Munkeee I can live with it and second of all you have to live with MY opinion. Wat did Miley do 2 u anyway?

  • @gurl19169tina sdfdfgfgfdsfwerfeferdgfgffgefe­fefegrfhgrtrgfrgrgrgrg

  • MILEY CAN SING U *********************

  • I love the climb, and what the is your problem? Are you jealous or somtin? Also your really funny.

  • @gurl19169tina i hate your taste in music and also todd just doesnt like the song and you have to deal with it

  • IM GONNE TELL YOU ONE TIME!!! i love you

  • Miley has a great voice. You are very funny but you have some issues. Have you ever been in a actual relationship? You have anger issues!!!! Try to make more vids though, and do you like that little song in the middle of everything??

  • Daft Punk? :D

  • can you just shut up and post the songs, fuckhead

  • loll how many watched one time after this

  • 1:09 well, yeah, I'm a metal fan...

  • 100% RUBBISH !!

    

  • That last song is awful, there's a difference between being romantic and being border line insane. Making some metaphor of how much you love a person (or whatever) is one thing, telling them to do the impossible is another. It's as awkward as literal phone sex. "Yeah, bitch, eat my ass through the phone." Also, I love 'I Hate This Part', weirdly enough.

  • one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time one time

  • i love one time <3 :D i <3 bieber

  • i love one time <3 :D i <3 bieber

  • Seriously... just to add important info...

    I would fuck Miley Cyrus, Beyonce and Justin Bieber more times per hour then you in a lifetime. Probably 99% of the world population would do that too...

    So all those insulting comments while you are to fucking scared to show your face. Just prooved you have no life.

    Cheers for the laugh, long time since i could laugh this hard at the retardness and sadness of someone who made a youtube vid... ^^

  • @LichexJenkins You just admitted that the only reason that you like them is because they look good. Not because they have good music.

  • @LichexJenkins So, because you said it and Todd dared to have an opinion that was different than yours, it's important and you can slam him for it? Trolls know no boundaries. Good musicians are legends like Beethoven or Chopin or other classical composers or music that sane, civilized, and educated people can listen to without being filled with a silent rage.

  • @LichexJenkins I would tell you that you sound so shallow but I just did. It take more than being hot to make good music. I takes talent, good writing, and making you give a s***. So sure all but Bieber are cute but none of them have those three things. And respect someones opinion ok.  Its not sad or retareded to have an opinion Adolf.

  • @Ferilgamer91

    Two things, Adolt Hitler has nothing to do with it, also he cared a lot for peoples opinion. However he hated movies cause opinions were pre-put in the movies, like in here.

    The other, if those people have talent nor writing then why are they so damn populair?

    It isnt just about those, it is about way more.

    Having an opinion is one thing, making a vid about it to bitch at those you have an opinion about is retarded and sad.

  • 10. This song makes me think of a line of Barbie dolls all singing to try and sound meaningful to young children.

    9. Ugh. She has a somewhat nice, bold voice, but the song concept completely ruins it.

    8. ARGH. Just ARGH.

    7. This song once gave me a migrane. On an unrelated note, the melody of this song is just too overused to really make it stand out.

    6. Well, this guy certainly doesn't know how context works in a song. Actually, none of them do.

  • I really liked...... If i Were Boy by Beyonce.....

  • you just dissed my favorite songs

  • THE CLIMB IS ONE OF TH EMOST AMAZING SONS EVER!

  • I was just re-watching this vid and it occurred to me: What the hell kind of obstacles has Miley Cyrus had to get over that she could sing a song about the journey of life? A broken home? Abuse? Mental illness? Debilitating health problems that impact her life? NO! She has no life experience other than that of a spoiled starlette! When she becomes an adult with a listenable singing voice, someone wake me up. You'll need amphetamines to overcome the mixture of seroquel and oxycodone.

  • @13minutestomidnight

    Wow, tht is actually true in real life. But her song was about her T.V. shows, she has alot of crazy problems in those shows.

  • @13minutestomidnight Well, she does have to deal with many people who have never met her hating her and has always been criticized for nonsensical issues (e.g- they freaked out because she wasn't wearing a seat belt. Yes this is dangerous, but not worth aiming so much hate towards her).

  • @13minutestomidnight Lol her main problem is that she has a crap singing voice

  • @13minutestomidnight you dont know that, you dont know her personally. dont judge ppl she may be famous but you dont know what she goes through. she might go through cyberbullying, like what your doing now? how would you like it if the comment you just wrote, was about you. treat others how you want to be treated.

  • i hate justin biebers one time but i must say i am almost obsessed with daft punk

  • I don't actually listen to Justin Bieber (if I did I would have my head examined posthaste) - but that song of his you reviewed that made #8, HOLY FUCK! HE SOUNDS LIKE A GIRL! IF I NEVER SAW THE VIDEO OR KNEW WHO WAS PERFORMING I WOULD THINK IT WAS A GIRL!

  • @MKusername2000 I knew he was boy when I first heard but I assumed that he was like seven or something, or at least some sort of castrato.

  • The point of If I Were A Boy was more that it's more socially acceptable for boys to sleep around than girls - if a boy has a lot of sex, he's a "stud", if a girl does, she's a "slut". But I do get where you're coming from, and I agree on the other songs. Excellent review, as always.

  • Todd how did you live through that crap? You are my hero you lived through Hanna Montana

  • this guy cracks me up.

  • 9 was in 2008 so either MTV or you are wrong.... except you are right about the song

  • That husky dog is so cute.

  • For some reason "NO MORE TIMES!" always makes me laugh so hard XD

  • lol buffy

  • "reconfigures the song"

    You make it sound like the Unix kernel

  • this dude was destined for greatness

  • @KoopasRevengeHome now if only he would step out into the light. . . . PUUUUUUNS! :D

  • Justin Beiber having sex appeal is what got him on the air...

    Can someone please go and investigate american radio executives for the entrenched paedophilia ring they're obviously involved in?

    The kid's what... ten, twelve years old? I hate to think what his parents have made him do to become famous... And no, I'm not asking someone to tell me. Ever.

  • @13minutestomidnight right now ive heard hes 17 

  • @cosmickid10 WHAT??! No! He's... he's supposed to be 17? That's impossible! I... Wow, apparently I need to check myself into a different reality...

  • @13minutestomidnight i heard he is but idk

  • @cosmickid10 I may just have to pretend that you're wrong anyway because Justin Beiber being 17 just doesn't fit into my view of the universe. At all.

  • @13minutestomidnight mine neither his voice hasnt even broke yet 

  • At the beginning of one time, JB sounds like a 5 year old kid.

  • THAT's what "If I were a Boy" is about?! (Never heard it before this, somehow)

    God, fuck that.

  • I love your reviews and I have never found fault with your criticisms of musical atrocities. So please understand what Im about to say I didnt want to say but your review of "If I were a boy" annoys me. You dont normally pick on the guys for writing sexist lyrics. I dont like this song and youre right on your comments..but Im annoyed that you rarely say anything about the guys but you put a song on the list with a decent melody and good vocals just for the lyrics love the rest of this video tho!

  • 10. Her voice is SOOO annoying.

    9. Ummmm... weird.

    8. BIEBEEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!!!!

    7. ...what?

    6. Exactly what Todd said.

  • You wanna hear a worse Soulja Boy "song" or as I like to call it an abomination: Anime. I....hate...him even more.

  • 10. I used to love that song. It used to make me cry.

    9. Don't really care for it.

    8. That and "Baby" are the only songs I really like from him.

    7. OMG I USED TO BE IN LOVE WITH HIM!!!!! Seriously it was THAT bad! And I still love the song. Bite me.

    6. I'm ashamed to say that used to be my ringtone...

  • @lovestuckgirl Wow..you have awful taste...

  • @PwnUser815 Oh Bite me!

  • @ilovetaylorswift30

    umad bitch?

  • @ilovetaylorswift30 O.o Can't tell if troll or just stupid

  • OMG THE CLIMB IS NOT THE WORST SONG EVER ITS ONE OF MY FAVE SONGS!!!

  • @ilovetaylorswift30

    good for you. this is HIS opinion not yours

  • @ilovetaylorswift30 You need to respect opinions. Not everyone likes Miley.

  • The only good things in this video:

    1. Todd

    2. Daft Punk CAMEO!

  • @spacemanisaac I actually liked the fugees cameo more :D

  • I'm sitting here trying to remember 7 songs form 2009 that were worse than One Time.

    I can't think of any.

  • 10.hate it hate it hate it

    9. the video was pretty good but idk not the best shes actually talking about a guy that hurt her and what she would do if she was him

    8.hey dont blame him people liked him and gave him a record deal it wasnt just poof magic

    7.it sucks and sooo annoying

    6.you really have to sing a song about that?

  • I never really got Beyonce's unexplained hatred of men. She's happily married, and as far as I know, hasn't had that much man trouble. It's understandable when someone likr Tina Turner, Whitney Houston, or even Rihanna started doing this. Beyonce doesn't strike me as that kind of person.

  • 10 - I kinda like "The Climb"...until the voice starts up.

    9 - I kinda liked "If I Were a Boy"...until the lyrics start up.

    8 - FUCK HIM IN THE FUCKING ASS WITH A RUSTY SPOON! Actually, I take that back. I wouldn't even sink so low as to torture my enemies with his music.

    * The American Pie and Interstella 5555 clips were awesome.

    7 - Gah! And why did he sample Alpha 5? Aye-aye-aye-aye-aye.

    6 - I have this idea that Soulja Boy is actually a robot.

  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY I GOT U AN ORGASM!

  • shut up you trolling troll!

  • What movie was that at the 14th time at One Time? I've seen that girl before in some other movie.

  • What's the song that you use to segue into each pick?

  • @Torch178 I hate this part right here by the pussy cat dolls

  • NO MORE TIMES!

  • THANK GOD you put that Daft Punk clip in the middle of the Justin Bieber part, I think my head would have exploded if I had listened to Justin Bieber say One Time. Daft Punk saved my life.

  • i like Birthday sex

    It's a good song to everyone i know. I agree with the rest of the list

  • @4dfqz Birthday Sex is one of the worst songs ever. You have no taste.

  • @5196Tpffan lol i have no taste? are you sure you're not just fangirling out?

    David guetta in your favs with avril lavigne. Let me guess uu read twilight 2?

    Shake I like the sheer boldness of the song. He's saying he gonna break out the best dick of the year for her birthday and i know i've smashed to that song like 5 times. i like it.

  • @4dfqz I don't read twilight.

  • @5196Tpffan also lol for complaing about respecting others opinions and then dissing myne. LOL

  • @4dfqz I agree with your opinion, but it's a terrible song in MY opinion.

  • I shat bricks when I saw that Interstella 5555 clip used. :3

  • @Lvl3Sotsky Daft Punk <33333=333

  • @Lvl3Sotsky I know, that was so hilarious. I love that anime.

  • 10. Boring!

    9. This song was okay.

    8. Do I REALLY need to explain this?

    7. That song was HORRIBLE.

    6. This is Soulja Boy's only halfway decent song.

  • Willow, what are you doing with Justin Bieber? You're with Buffy! You're too awesome for the likes of neutered boys

  • Why didn't "Tik Tok" by Ke$sha make it to this list. That song was ear-wrenchingly bad (just like every one of her gawdawful singles).

  • @ElvisHairDude8492

    Cause he reviewed it already, I think

  • Nice Daft Punk reference 

  • 10. I hate the state of Montana because of that song.

    9. I just found that song creepy

    8. GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I HATE THAT KID.

    7. Yuck....

    6. Meh, good if you just want something to dance to....

  • @GarlicPudding haha irony?

  • @7p7o7o7p7i7e What's ironic?

  • @GarlicPudding LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE!

  • @GarlicPudding Im from Montana... why do u hate it because of the climb, wwhat does montana haave to do with it...

  • @BaBaBrandonssWorld Well, I do believe it had to do with the now defunct alter ego of Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana. I feel bad for you. Most states lose all respect from other people due to something that happened caused by the people. Your state is forever ruined by someone who had probably never been to Montana until after she already developed the personality(or lack-thereof).

  • @edzoologist2 well..montana is a great place...

  • the one time bit made me laugh so hard. Great job =]

  • @KCOLORAD hey watch my 2011 top worst songs so far video

  • I had to Sing The Climb in Chorus last year. I don't wanna talk about it :,(

  • Your right, it's only been 2 years, yet "One Time" by Justin Bieber has already aged terribly.

  • @sremmusyt no. I've never heard 7.

  • funny fact: abbreviation for toddintheshadows is TITS

  • 10. I'll be blunt on this one: I didn't give two flying monkey shits about this song.

    9. This is the same woman who made "Independent Woman", so the only thing I have to say about it is a quote from Y Ruler of Time: "And feminism marches on."

    8. I didn't hate like other people did. I listened to it, and though it was bland.

    7. Never listened to it, but because of that clip, I can honestly say I will never listen to it.

    6. The beat's alright, but Soulja Boy's rapping and singing killed it.

  • I wonder what Todd's electric bill looks like, 'cause he always seems to leave his piano on even when he's not using it.

  • IM ONLY GUNNA TELL YOU ONE TIME!.....I love you

  • 10. Kareoke, whinny, and doesn't tell me anything about her or how she feels.

    9. R. Kelly couldn't make this song less sexist. I'm sure Jay Z. has a lot of repsect for women, Beyonce. -_-

    8. Beiber sounds like a kindergarten girl at a talent show. He wouldn't get any girls if he said anything only one time!

    7. He couldn't give her anything she actually wanted for her birthday. Ay-ay-ay!

    6. Somebody call 911 and report assault with an annoying tune. Da-da-da-da-da-dumbass!

  • @MunkyDrag0n "Girl, where you want your dick, GURRLL!!."

  • @mainkilla Uh...which song is that from again?

  • @MunkyDrag0n "Birthday Sex". It kinda stood out to me since it's another one of those weird fucked up R&B songs.

  • @mainkilla Wow. The non-English parts of the song are just annoying and the English parts are about, what else, SEX in the grossest manner. In other words, a classic R&B song...

  • @MunkyDrag0n Circa,2000's

  • @cashomnitrix You said it. If this the music of the new millennium, then we are in for a bumpy ride indeed. :P

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  • Justin Bieber is saying "shotty" lol

  • @jpdsports178

    I thought he was saying "shawty".

  • @BrenMan94 I watched another video about something similar to this, and the guy said Bieber said "shotty", and that's what I also thought Bieber said in the song, but I don't know, he might have said "shawty" you may be right, but btw what does "shawty" mean? lol

  • @jpdsports178

    In Atlantan slang, it can mean girlfriend or just a girl in general.

  • 9. I detested Beyonce after this, and I've never heard 7.

  • 10: I hated that song but my mother loved it (Oi)

    9: I used to love this one til I read the lyrics

    8: the power of christ compels you *it burns arghhghghh*

    7:this stupidity of the song hurts me physically

    6: another song that causes me physical pain

  • 06:49 HAHA! Hero!

  • Number 7 is really creepy

  • 10 grrrrrr fucking miley shitface

    9 i like that song.

    8 fuck off bieber no-one likes you

    7 i never heard that song

    6 ...?

  • 10. Remember back in the classic rock era when "confessional songwriting" meant something like "Heroin" by The Velvet Underground?

    9. I just thought it was boring

    8. *in angry voice* Bieber..............

    7. Remember when sex jams were written by artists by Led Zeppelin?

    6. .....................

  • I HATE THAT PUSSYCAT DOLLS SONG!! Seriously, it's the worst song in the video, how many times do you have to play it?

  • Thank you for including the motherfckin gay-ass The Climb!! I hate Miley Cyrus to the point of suicide, and this has to be one of her gayest songs in her terrible singing career....

    Sorry 'bout the tiraid...

  • The pinball machine in the little video introducing the next song in the list, I have that machine. Not the exact one, of course. It's a Magnotron machine.

  • 7:47 "Happy Birthday~ I got you my orgasm!" *blows on kazoo* : D

  • LOL if only he'd said it one time!

  • 10. Her existence makes me laugh. I want to see you talk about "Can't Be Tamed." That was an absolute riot.

    9. Good point. And I agree that it is okay for a Beyonce song if you ignore the lyrics.

    8. Usher. Usher slipped him through the cracks. -_-

    7. Soooooo stupid. And creepy.

    6. No! Bad Todd! We don't eat phones!

  • so true about beyonce her songs are good, but true about the subject matter

  • 10.i liked that song 9.i dont hate it but i dont love it 8.that song is annoying 7.i love that song 6.soulja boy is the worst rapper alive

  • 10. I think its really boring.

    9. Only heard it one time and didn't like it.

    8.Hate it,Hate it,Hate it and i also hate it.

    7.This song creeps me out.

    6.Soulja Boy just has to stop making songs altogether.

  • 10. like this song..good lyrics

    9. i don't really care about this song

    8. i love this song..even though its by mr. annoying bieber

    7. hate this song..stupidd

    6. ive hated this song from the beginning, stupid! and its not even catchy

  • 10. At first  i didn't like it, but like one week later I maniacally started singing it so I kinda liked and now I completely love it cause meanwhile I learned lyrics.

    9. The song is okay, but the lyrics are sexist.

    8. That song really bothers me

    7. never heard it

    6. not bad