Noobtoob's Most Offensive Moments of 2009

[DamuEmran]

RIP NoobToob

I wish it could come back

[DwNecrid]

This helps makes me less sad of this great show ending -single tear- :'D

[FanBoy2113]

Also 105% true at the end. BEST GAMING POD CAST EVER!

[FanBoy2113]

I am gonna miss these guys so much. NoobToob for life! Yow!

[Tennisbegnt]

AHHH IM GONNA MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!

[120Vanquish120]

I don't see why this is called noobtoob's most offensive moments. It should be Tobin's most offensive moments.

[SoulTenor]

hahah, "I"m gonna make you race on my dong"

[2tonearmy1192]

I hope there will be a new one for 2010. :D

[tiboy6969]

never gets boring please guys never change and please say more shit lol im ready to get arrested lol :)

[MegamegamikeG1]

I like how these are all Tobin

[TheDarkkeychain]

This just gets better and better every year. 3:33 best checkpoint ever LOL.

[fLyGoN160595]

whats the music? D:

[nordicberserk]

what IS donkeypunch?

[MatticusFinch1820]

dude seriously, someone needs to edit a whole hour of this. This is gold. You guys are so awesome as a comedy duo. If i was rich i would make a movie starring you two. lol.

[MatticusFinch1820]

OMG this is comedic gold! You guys should make a full hour of these moments! LMAO!!!!!!!

[Zeldaboy25]

LMFAO on the Kojima joke. lmaoooooooooooooo

[Drkvengance]

Fuck I love you guys sooooo much

[maxxramman]

One of my favorite things about NoobToob is that when something unbelievably dirty falls into Tobin's face, you can tell. Like at 3:40. Priceless.

[killcrab872]

Dude, that t-shirt you were wearing at 1:04 is from Japan! Me and my brother have one like it :D

[addisonwilson]

33 people clicked the wrong button

[JediNinjaX1]

@addisonwilson I would click the "Vote Up" button a million times because you are sooo right

[crypto113]

Awsome xD

[GamerzRage]

pause ariund 3:12 and look at tobin's face LOL

[xdxdxdxdxds]

JAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA felt like i was going to spit my throat

[Izerion]

Tobin @ 2:45 has the same shirt on as Yuzo on the 2007 Most Offensive on 3:25 :P

[UnPlaystation]

I laughed so fucking hard, you guys truly are the best, nothing else compares :)

[salvo711]

Fucking awesome. Pachelbel rules! Oh, yeah, and NooBTooB is cool.

The ending was awesome.

[360RPGplayer]

god I love you guys

[hentaiby]

i love when tobin says saving and then you hear a zipper going down

[Pizzatrooper]

omg 2:01 was awesome laughed for like 1 minute

[MoPandaX2]

Loved it !

[1981z28camaro]

lol, is your website not aligned correctly on purpose?

or maybe it's my browser.....

[IrishGodThe4th]

you guys are the perfect contrast. tobin is so offensive and yuzo is like nooooo

[frederickbabyyeah]

they could blame those moments on the wine but i wouldnt believe them XD

[ProjectD13X]

5* for cum on evenasance's face lmao i love you guys

[69luxurious]

Agreed.

[philhuddy]

this is why i love you guys...no one is as informative and offensive at the same time as you guys.

[majtybabci]

Walter Sobchak, -- the world of pain, noobtoob fucking rocks!!!!!!!!!!

[Prenihility]

Nice compilation, but i was REALLY hoping that the Brutal Legend review was in there, when Tobin mentions a guy on top of a mountain of skulls playing a guitar, and a vampire chick sucking his d*ck(Heavy Metal album cover joke)...LOL! I was roflmfao when he said that, HAHAHA! Idk if u guys remember. I sure do.

[nad0644]

With that shit said ! EPIC VIDEO !

[nad0644]

Tobin = Dirty little WHORE !!! XD

[divinegamer13]

3:09

thats an XKCD shirt!!!!

[sumokev]

lmao this is noobtoob

[bhachu94]

she callz me big king LOL

[knoxiscool]

TOBIN NEXT EPISODE GAWD!

[CoachZed]

this is why i still watch the show.

[gunsnroses123456789]

Way better than Epileptic gaming. YOW!

[GUCCImontana420]

let it be known: i am going on strike until the new NT vid is posted..thats right ladies, i refuse to masturbate until the new vid is posted. can your conscience handle that tobin?

lol jk, i know u guys have lives and apparently yuzo was at a bukake awareness rally in seattle so no hard feelings. yaow!

[hugofount]

That's another 4 hours... you'll never make it!

[Chekkogrnteam]

'There's vending machines for that shit'

haha.

[NOTSparkyPants]

That was fucking hilarious! Lets see if they can out do themselves this year.

[tobin00]

Next vid will be up in about six hours guys, thanks for being patient!

[hibbydude23]

ha ha it would be cool if you could tell me real quick before the video is up if heavy rain is good or not

[BigDonny10]

when's your next video?

[thedudemeisteragain]

i love the deep philosophical meaning behind their message! :P

[TheWorldBelowIsDark]

4:34

Yuzo's reaction was priceless! Noobtoob for LIFE!

[Pivotmakerman]

Hahahahaha I loved it!!!! Fucking amazing year!!!!!!

[MangnoG4m3z]

I just noticed the ampunt of fan boy shirts you guys have for games ... Very impressed lol

[cavemanNJ113]

fuck,rape,bukkake = YAO

[dragonyoshi1]

fuckin hillarious

[UNEMPLOYEDxxxxJEDI]

You guys should hit the road and have a comdey tour across the us.

[darthrevan566]

hahaha those were some GREAT moments! Every time I watch your podcast I have a great time, thanks for making us laugh you guys! Yow!

[Snipinranga]

i like how all of this is tobin haha

[xRiseAgainsT27]

You guys are to good XD

[ipwnyouu]

unhappy asscrackxD

[69luxurious]

Tobin, do you guys get paid for this? If not, I will send my paychecks to your adress.

[tobin00]

Sadly, we don't get paid, no. Our mailing address is on the front page of Noobtoob, I look forward to seeing your paycheck. :)

[Ebzey]

this is so Epic thanks for putting this up 5* SUBSCiBED

[tobin00]

Thanks for subbing!

[adambunion]

brilliant xD best thing on youtube and possibly the internet!

[FranticSociety]

Tobin is the shit! lol. Love you guys.

[FMJvideowatcher]

This is why i love noobtoob, i hate the way too serious gaming podcasts and reviews that just dont have fun with their jobs. Your the perfect balance of gaming and having fun with it (which is what FUCKING GAMING SHOULD BE ABOUT) oh and also has anyone noticed 80% of the offensive moments comes from Tobin? lol

[tobin00]

We're recording the new episode today, Yuzo was stuck in Seattle last week. So it should be up late tonight or early tomorrow.

[crazyshit723]

Stuck in Seattle? I'd love to be stuck there for a while.

[Brentor14]

@tobin00 you should make a most offensive of 2010 as a goodbye to us of the army :) love you guys sad that it has to end but best of luck to both of you

[somaliangangsterpuff]

@tobin00 oooooooh tobin,your a dirty little boy aren't you?!

[Tolstoievsky]

the side-kick seemed to have scored more this time

[yaku3]

side kick? thats new i think they are "equally" the show

[ytj92]

I can't remember the name of the video/noobtoob episode where there was the "Fuck You" song!! Do you guys remember?! PS Wicked video!

[Ebzey]

lol resident evil part was EPiC!!!!!!

[ya5mam5]

Britney Spear's joke reaction from Tobin was immense.

[JeffVoss]

lolllllllll!!!! 2:01 is the best one.

[commy9191]

Favorited

[mamba5445]

omg im so happy i found this gaming podcast!

keep it the fuck up, you guys are awesome!<3

[tobin00]

@mamba5445 Thanks for watching!

[knoxiscool]

TOBIN next episode plz?

[ziye08]

lol It's kinda funny how I see a Men's Dove commercial pop up beneath Tobin and Yuzo in it. :P

[user13M]

that was the funniest shit ever i payed 100 yen to rape a girl THERE ARE VENDING MACHINES FOR THAT SHIT lmao that made my day

[ollie511]

haha, i always laugh when Tobin says "The Maw! i didnt know we were allowed to talk about Britney Spears Vigina, Oh Snap!!!"

IDK why it just cracks me up. YOW!!

[MeleeMaster64]

that was freakin hilarious

[Zouyen]

This is the most fantastic video series i have ever watched. This is why I was born, to be part of the Noobtoob Army :)

[tobin00]

@Zouyen Haha, thanks for watching!

[sonicddp]

Yea serve for your country and play games!!!!

[joseph1088]

lol...and this is why i love noobtoob lol ^_^, btw what is the name of the first song??? ive been searching for it like forever lol ^_^ btw where where the mormon jokes...as a member of the church of jesus christ of latter day saints i feel oficially offended that i wasnt laughed at ;)

[MatthewDaMan1]

tobin ur makin all the disgusting jkes and yuzo like making a couple

[tykk86]

@MatthewDaMan1 That's how Noobtoob works, Yuzo talks about games and Tobin makes penis jokes... It happens to work, leave it alone!!!

[aXque]

Tobin, Yuzo. you have the best humor ever. Thanks for being so awesome!!

[mrbacs1]

I give this video five out of five win boxes

[Andrilza]

We are your homos! *dun*dun*dun*

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You're right Tobin, som people really think wrong about what they see and are constructive instead of being thankfull and just enjoy what you and Yuzo give us. I know I am.

[sthomas438]

omg Tobin how do you come up with all that obscene shit xD

[tobin00]

I've seen too much internet :)

[zkidd14]

tht'll do it

[69luxurious]

Fuck evanescence. Thank you.

[dadman1988]

How did that come into play?Did Evanescence make some songs for a game?

[Nikovich101]

i fucking lol'd haha. oh and also, where you buy the t-shirts? they are fucking awesome!

[ChubberLang]

Brilliant!!! Bukkake for the win!!

[xixRASBERRYxix]

you guys have the best damn t shirts haha "SCIENCE, it works bitches"

[fukincunts]

Haha, fucking awesome! This is as politically correct as you can get in my books. NooBTooB, please don't ever change, you refresh my sanity on a weekly basis:)

[drag0nfig0]

Yuzo is such a hottie..I'm sorry, but someone had to say it. He's the ultimate Japanese hottie. Great hair, amazingly symmetrical face (bone structure!!!), fully beard facial hair. He's the Japanese perfection!

[Jepperto]

you better be joking.

[BlasianBytch]

I agree! but this could be my daddy issues rearing its ugly head.

[69luxurious]

You haven't seen Gackt have you? You will soon learn.

[bigto88]

Hahahaha, that's hilarious, you guys got me tearing up!

[Jorgie0101]

My personal fave is Tobin strongly stating "Its not racist killing black people in Africa!!!" and then the way Yuzow says "black zombies.." I laughed durring that episode & laughed again this time lol

[drag0nfig0]

That is definitely the best bit. I laughed so damn much, especially at Tobin's face when he realizes what he had said.

IT'S FUCKING CLASSIC COMEDY MAN.

[tobin00]

@Jorgie0101 Heh yeah, that was quite a mistake I made. I love that all you guys think it's so funny and no one gets offended, that's why the Noobtoob army RULES.

[ImaginaryGod]

Gr8ness

[marlowetravers]

fail aND GAY

[phunkadellicphilsabi]

I love how it's all Tobin!

[zkidd14]

probably the best 5:18 of my life

[drag0nfig0]

Haven't had sex yet, heh? Just wait..just wait.

[CelGamer]

This is why I love NoobToob. :3

[tobin00]

@CelGamer Aww, thanks!

[MrBoredatwork]

BTW. Anyone notice how 98% of the offensive moments are tobins?

[pgiustino]

@MrBoredatwork

Lol, ya Yuzo even mentioned that.

[jamieovcymmer]

yep he jus dont give a shit what he ssays does he

[MrBoredatwork]

LOL. This is why I love this show. Pure awesome.

[MUGGS077]

fuck evanescence!

my sentiments exactly :)

[MattTheSpratt]

"SCIENCE. It works bitches."

I WANT THAT FUCKING T-SHIRT AAAAAA

[tobin00]

@MattTheSpratt I think it's on xkcd's website, go get one :)

[ildsc]

lmao i remember some of those.. funny :)

[themovienotebook]

1:26 is just amazing, you guys rule! YOW!

[tobin00]

@themovienotebook My favorite part is how Yuzo said the vending machine thing and then started screaming NO NO NO!

[drag0nfig0]

Haha, yea. Wish Yuzo was less politically correct in the Episodes, he's a funny dude. But then again, I think it's the balance between the two of you that makes the show so much better. It's like..Tobing and Yuzing..

[Aerialslayer]

simply amazing!

[killerkevin001]

and you kiss my mother with that mouth?

[graystig]

That was the best comment I have seen all day.

[tobin00]

@killerkevin001 Hahaha, oh snap.

[PandaMachinima]

I love you and your dirty mouths.

[j0hnnytamb0rine]

Tobin and Yuzo, you guys are the funniest people i've seen so far on youtube.

[5psi]

Haha, this is why NoobToob is just incredible.

[pliskinn0089]

When i grow up i wanna be like Tobin {im a 20 yeers old}

[tobin00]

@pliskinn0089 Heh, be careful what you wish for :)

[hentaiby]

heh tobin your a poddy mouth ^_^

keep at it

[Maylstryx]

Keep doing what you do guys!

[RageOfTheKage]

kEEP IT UP PLEASE

[operationturkey]

This reminds me how much I love this damn show. Keep up the brilliant work!

[Rad1ka1]

Tobin you perverted bastard :P

[StormKing1]

Anyone know what episode it was when they said the line "You're our homo's!"

[TheBeast519]

Episode 134 I think.

[LazyTV]

Is there a list of which episodes these clips came from?

[AriesCorinthier]

I...

Can't... Stop

laughing

[tazer95]

Lol, the black zombies one was my favorite.

[BlasianBytch]

Zomg I inspired a offensive moment! Score!

[add1ctedg33k]

@Microsoft & Sony Blowjob lmfaooooooooooooooo

[Volgrus]

"I'm gonna make you race on my dong"

"I love to say raping moms"

[toshironikko]

you guys should review Capcom Vs Tatsunoko and some DS games Sands of Destruction =D

[Chekkogrnteam]

I subscribed cus all of the laughs

[EmilyCan0]

Just sent this to everyone i know fantastic!

You guys are all sorts of awsome!

[halodoodle]

I wonder what their parents are like...

[ermalexander]

Love the SCIENCE shirt!!

[Dixar]

just lol'd all the fucking video after "killing black people ain't rasist"

[75Shad0ws]

omg jizz in my pants

[misamisa29]

LOL

[ausirider91]

yay canon of rock best song ever

[delatroy]

very good :)

[gr00vemachine]

Absolutely the best show ever! The funniest part about this whole montage is thats it's pretty much just Tobin slinging bukkake jokes and Yuzo gasping for air because he can't believe what Tobin just said. Funny as hell guys! Looking forward to twice the laughs in 2010.

[tobin00]

Heh yeah poor Yuzo, I'm surprised his ears haven't burned off yet.

[Quakeman224]

What i think is funny. That you guys got away with saying all of this. I think. nice :P

[billyboneshisfancy]

shooting black people in africa isnt racist, hahahahaha!!!!

[ArbyWanKenobi]

Good work you guys, thanks to everyone who helped make this possible!

Here's to offending everyone in 2010!

[0ldSkool27]

I've become such a fukin fan of these guys. seriously the best show on earth. no show ever makes me laugh so hard like this one does. NOOBTOOB ARMY!!! SIGN ME UP!!! how do i become a member?

[tobin00]

@0ldSkool27 Everyone who likes the show is already a member :) Congrats!

[Omgausername6]

wait...if we're an army i think you should equip us with wombsplitters....how else will we skull fucketh the trolls and flamers =D?

[MJC312]

Aww man, so many memories, so much win!

[Lfabad]

NoobToob is hands down the best show ever!

[JediNinjaX1]

omg. this is great.. the Kojima part has hilarious

[yaku3]

this one isnt instead of the regular episode is it?

[tobin00]

No, the regular episode should be up late Monday, Yuzo is stuck in Seattle so we can't record yet.

[Nickpatient]

Looking at Tobin is like looking in a mirror.