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  • after a while, i forgot it was a banana and thought he was actually talking on the phone...

  • I totally want to do the midnight run!

  • I only realised that he was talking to a banana at the 0:56 second.... :D :D :D

  • Way to much talking.

  • I found myself wondering what the person on the other line was thinking... >.<

  • i love your hair :)

  • I wish it was christmas. The making out in the school hallways, giving presents to your highscool lover, and making fun of that math nerd who helped you Ace your final exam. Good times XD

    No JUst kidding....I'm the tech geek in school and anime/manga nerd T_T

  • WEAK. If all else fails, completely ignore everyone in your school and make new friends somewhere else. Then everyone there loves you and all the people at your school will be like... "When the fuck did HE get so popular?" And you'll laugh and not invite them to parties. Also You get to enjoy telling all the people that used to hate you to go get bent.

  • thanks ^_^

    but i'm already popular in my own little groups. I don't need to be known by the whole school. I'm fine in my own lil community XD

  • @talkinatchu or go on the midnight run...

  • @talkinatchu or go on the midnight run... ^_^

  • I see how you got merry Christamas and f**k you confused.

    ;) <---- Winky face! Yeah!

  • Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone

    I've got this feeling, so ap-peeling

    for us to get together and sing, SING

  • i gave u the 400th rating

  • haha "i don't know...I don't know...I never dated wahoooo! " haha nice

  • haha nice man, i think this is one of your best

  • lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollollollollollollol­lollollollollolv

  • hahahahahahahahah "Did i say merry christmas? I meant, FAAHHHKK YOUUUUU"

  • Did I say Merry Christmas? I meant FAAAHHHWK YOUUUU!!!!

    LMGDFAO!

  • Fuck you to you too. And happy new year. :O

  • Danny, would you like to move in with me?

    In Canadia Land?

    PLEASE?

  • LOL

  • yes you are damn sexy

  • lol the end was great

  • 10/10

  • LOL!!!!!!!!

  • Sex feeling good on my Pee-Pee... LM(MF)AO

  • I agree lovely hair

  • Nice hair do.

  • You seem kinda tired in this video. Not as interesting as usual, but fun, nonetheless. Hope you had fun!

  • Didn't like this one so much.

    I love the other ones though.

  • "Merry Christmas bitch. Did I say Merry Christmas I ment Fuahk Youhh."

    xD

    Priceless

  • You're an interseting mix between jim carrey and dr cox from scrubs

  • Haha. Love the ending.

  • So did you do any of those girls, Danny?

  • At the end, "fuch you". Great shit right there Daaaaaaaany. Oh, it's just Danny? No problem.

  • The picture at 2:52 is now my desktop background.

  • "sex feeling good on my pee pee" hahahahahahahahhah

  • Yay I go to watch and no longer up

  • i love how you're crazy. :)

  • you're crazy

  • good work Dr Danny, we say F-U to academic studies of sex and F-ME to the academic coeds.

  • Well, I've seen at my school that most kids are smoking together with eachother.But I am clean! My last girlfriend was pretty cool because I met her like about 4 months and after 3 days we did it in her house with her dad next door! Im that good! but i kinda felt bad for her... I broke up with her first, then later she broke up with me cuz i told her to! HA!ha! I can tell you that girl was crazy but i got some for 16 times in 2 months.

    I'm actually a good guy with good karma

    soon to make vids!

  • HAHAHAHA DID YOU JUST SAY KARMA?!?

    You sound kind of like an excited small child who has outgrown his own brain.

  • nah I'm actually pretty smart, but i was just joking about that

    hahaha

  • omg he reminded me of jim carrey in this vid lol

  • lmao 2:52

  • haha! and a very fuck you to you to danny :)

  • Fantastic, hahaha too good.

  • "i don't know... i've never dated, haaaa!" lmao xD

  • hahhahaha you areee weird.

  • WOW DANNY!!! WOW!!!! u are amazingly wierdish awsomely like! lol

  • hilarious vid!!! I go to college in southern california and it sounds like that lady makes some valid points. Yah, there are a lot of people who hook up first and then there like should we date or just be f-buddies...that's not that unusual. I was kind of shocked at all of the people who come to college with a bf or gf at home and then cheat with someone in the dorms several times AND THEN decide if they will break up with their old bf/gf or go with their new fling.

  • lol people are crazy.

  • yeah they are. good thing we have bloggers to make fun of them

  • people are so fucking emotionally weak

  • that was the best ending ever!

  • Damn boy, someone looks good in undies. ;P

  • dude, you have the same tennis racket as me, well, at least the same racket case :)

  • I too now love UCLA!

  • HAHHA>. good vid

  • Uh oh, did the video just get pulled? Well at least there's the other website.

  • the last three seconds made me fall out of my chair.

  • last bit "I meant fuck you" = nice touch!

  • The blonde chick at the ending is freaking gorgeous. Also, the ending after that pic, is the best damned video ending of all time.

  • I love this! Probably one of my top 5 faves!

  • look at the guy behind at 2:28

  • lmao, i didnt even notice that

  • nah. I'd rather look at whats behind the guy at 2:31

  • that's it, im going bald.

  • haha the UCLA undie run is every Wednesday of Finals week. I live too damn far to do it, and I had finals at 8am the next morning though

  • haha i love u danny...the end

    -with love

  • shit we do a naked run at NIU in Dec.

  • It's tradition for the kids in my school who participate in the musical to go running in their unders to Denny's after the second show.

    It's usually in December, in the snow, at like, 12am.

    It's not as cold as you'd think though, and then you get to eat Denny's after.

  • Dude! We do that at my school too!! crazy!!

  • DAMNIT Danny you went to Undie Run at UCLA and I didnt see u there!

  • ha when you said grab a banana there was actually one right by me..and i grabbed it!

  • LOL... Sex feeling good on my pee pee..

  • "There babies aren't done learning yet" LOL.

  • Oh shit, if I knew UCLA has these many hot girls, I would so go there. Ha!

  • oh! and maybe you'll b more likely to do my topic if i put some =) around.. so you can figure out what they are... so do my topic! college food! :\]p[]\] please. =()>

  • and yeah! i totally was like, dude, i like this guy, he's like Jim Carrey! i like that comedic style, thats how i sorta am.. lol

  • I got it! Do food on college campuses... i go to U of L, my options are basically: Wendy's, Papa John's, or Subway... F my life.

  • part Max Headroom, part William Shatner, with a twist of annoyance.

  • you act like jim carey

  • no.. jim carey acts like danny.

  • i thought the same thing when i watched one of his videos for the 1st time

  • posted on my birthday. nice :D

  • i deeply enjoyed this.

  • Wish I had been there to see it!

  • O I saw ur pix on myspace and i was like what? This explains it

  • yea, my bro was at the fun run, its not naked ur in ur underwear, its awesome!!!

  • haah we all know were that banana was before he made that call

  • rofl, epic ending faack yuuuuh

  • hahaha here I live you would accually die if you where to do this(the run) as it is around -50 celcuis

  • Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding bananaphone!

  • Ah, NOW we know what you were doing at UCLA. Haha, figures. Lucky that they had finals already, and that's it's "winter" and warm outside! If we had this midnight run in the midwest, we'd all get frostbite.

    And male:female ratio at colleges is interesting. I made sure my college had more males than females...haha...not really, but it doesn't hurt!

  • I think.... you have.... Ptosis

  • What are you eating?

  • Jeez, the ass at 0:37... Perky.. Oh man, and that chicks pooper is pretty good aswell...^

  • ^_^

  • HAHAHA! the last part of the video was the funniest part. like what VintageRabbit said

  • 'oh, did i say merry christmas? I meant: fuck you' lol

  • Do a show about food. YUM

  • Lmao i sent him the eye thing but i didnt think he would put it in a video.

  • i actually slept with someone on friday night who looks alot like you. except he's french so he's a bit classier (imagine!) and he has a sexy accent and he's better put together. but you get the idea. xo!

  • danny! congrats =P

  • I think that black guy was getting a handful of danny's ass on that last picture.

  • so more people are sexually frustrated...and i'm more likely to get laid..i like that theory...let's find out!

    Time to go out for a night on the tooown!

    No..i'm kidding...i think...

    -Smurfy

  • did u read the book or go to spark notes

  • Hey Donny Im sick with Norwalk Virus, and i havent been able to do much other then go to the bathroom and sleep, was wondering if you could do a show on it!!! (Norwalk Virus)

  • Enough about pooping already!

  • best video ever

  • so, if people are having sex, and then dating, and if people are having less sex, then that means less people are going out. O_O So, more people are lonely...I'm going to think about this some more.

  • ok but don't hurt urself there iliketurtles...if that is ur real name...? lol

  • nope.

  • it is true,Kids do like to have sex then date these days,All my freinds do it, But I dont do It, I think its slutty even if you r a guy.the right way would to have a relationship then have sex, not the other way around

  • hahaha great video.

  • danny, those are some hot girls!

  • i see it was cold that night

  • AWESOMENESS! I love your vids danny, but this one's definately one of the better ones! woot!

  • i really like you chose this topic. there was a naked run at my uni last night as well, and it was awesome. it's always nice to see hot naked bodies, giving donuts away to hard working ppl in the library.

    as for modern relationships, sex before dating is something most of college students choose, as most of us are - who gives a fuck, i'm here to have the time of my life. :)

  • haha that was so funnt danny

  • Hahaha Do you get cheap calls on that bannana?

  • So this is what your new pics on gacebook were about..

  • haha 2:38, that guy in the background

  • IS it just me or The dude at the back of the picture at 2:28 is running like a fag in golden shorts with a crown on his head?

  • wow...ure right

  • ha ha Danny your hilarious.

  • Yessss!!!! Merry Christmas, Danny!

  • why does it seem that those photos are photoshoped :-? am i wrong?

  • Think it was probably a less than sober individual operating the camera that caused the odd effects...

  • you are wrong. look on facebook

  • you could be right with the photoshop.

  • hahaha i liked your last comment!

  • Spank That Monkey.....Danny

  • Merry Christmas Danny! Oh, did I say merry Christmas? I meant awesome video and I'm looking forward to an episode on Christmas

  • did I say merry christmas? I meant FACK you! lmao nice one

  • I love 2:02

  • Looks like you are just recovering from a 3 day hook up, from Friday to all through the weekend. Must have been really nice for you, almost wish I was there. ha ha

  • nice photo in your intro! its cool that you travelled

  • 'fuuuuck yooouuu'LOL

  • this is hilarious

  • Some of the best work you've done in a while, sir!

  • Did I say Merry Christmas? Haha, awesome :D

  • hahaha i love this guy so much !

    oh not in a gay way just to let you know dude

  • LMAO

  • 1:44 best ever!

  • fuck my ass those chicks are hot

  • 2:00-2:05 is halarious

  • hey danny wanna go on a date??

    offcorse we have to have sex first.

    is that a problem??

  • Save some for me. (Just kidding)

  • rofl

  • Wait...so this was the undie run at UCLA?

  • LMFAO

    Ending rocked and you actually bring up some really good points except when there are more girls then men THEY control who gets laid when. wheras when its more men to women the men fuck everybody!

  • "i though there had more to do with sex feeling good on my pipi" LOL

  • Sweet Jesus...2:52 Pause....I think I need some new underwear....OMG

  • Damn it! Now I have the Banana Phone song in my head!

  • awesome like usual

  • :-)

  • looooooool

  • haha fahk yoooo

  • Ending was awesome. I need to say that to someone.

  • You can say it all day to me, girlfriend.

    MmmmmmHHHHHmmm.

  • Zomgz im on the first page yay me... I'm a valuable person.

  • ha for a second i wondered what the person on the other side of the phone convo was saying...and then i realized that im actually just an epic failure...

  • i meant..FUCk yooou hhaha

  • you guys are so hardcore for saying first...

  • shabba

  • ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring - Banana Phone!

  • nice nice

  • banana phone?

  • gradualreport :)