I wish it was christmas. The making out in the school hallways, giving presents to your highscool lover, and making fun of that math nerd who helped you Ace your final exam. Good times XD
No JUst kidding....I'm the tech geek in school and anime/manga nerd T_T
WEAK. If all else fails, completely ignore everyone in your school and make new friends somewhere else. Then everyone there loves you and all the people at your school will be like... "When the fuck did HE get so popular?" And you'll laugh and not invite them to parties. Also You get to enjoy telling all the people that used to hate you to go get bent.
Well, I've seen at my school that most kids are smoking together with eachother.But I am clean! My last girlfriend was pretty cool because I met her like about 4 months and after 3 days we did it in her house with her dad next door! Im that good! but i kinda felt bad for her... I broke up with her first, then later she broke up with me cuz i told her to! HA!ha! I can tell you that girl was crazy but i got some for 16 times in 2 months.
hilarious vid!!! I go to college in southern california and it sounds like that lady makes some valid points. Yah, there are a lot of people who hook up first and then there like should we date or just be f-buddies...that's not that unusual. I was kind of shocked at all of the people who come to college with a bf or gf at home and then cheat with someone in the dorms several times AND THEN decide if they will break up with their old bf/gf or go with their new fling.
oh! and maybe you'll b more likely to do my topic if i put some =) around.. so you can figure out what they are... so do my topic! college food! :\]p[]\] please. =()>
Ah, NOW we know what you were doing at UCLA. Haha, figures. Lucky that they had finals already, and that's it's "winter" and warm outside! If we had this midnight run in the midwest, we'd all get frostbite.
And male:female ratio at colleges is interesting. I made sure my college had more males than females...haha...not really, but it doesn't hurt!
i actually slept with someone on friday night who looks alot like you. except he's french so he's a bit classier (imagine!) and he has a sexy accent and he's better put together. but you get the idea. xo!
Hey Donny Im sick with Norwalk Virus, and i havent been able to do much other then go to the bathroom and sleep, was wondering if you could do a show on it!!! (Norwalk Virus)
so, if people are having sex, and then dating, and if people are having less sex, then that means less people are going out. O_O So, more people are lonely...I'm going to think about this some more.
it is true,Kids do like to have sex then date these days,All my freinds do it, But I dont do It, I think its slutty even if you r a guy.the right way would to have a relationship then have sex, not the other way around
i really like you chose this topic. there was a naked run at my uni last night as well, and it was awesome. it's always nice to see hot naked bodies, giving donuts away to hard working ppl in the library.
as for modern relationships, sex before dating is something most of college students choose, as most of us are - who gives a fuck, i'm here to have the time of my life. :)
Looks like you are just recovering from a 3 day hook up, from Friday to all through the weekend. Must have been really nice for you, almost wish I was there. ha ha
Ending rocked and you actually bring up some really good points except when there are more girls then men THEY control who gets laid when. wheras when its more men to women the men fuck everybody!
ha for a second i wondered what the person on the other side of the phone convo was saying...and then i realized that im actually just an epic failure...
after a while, i forgot it was a banana and thought he was actually talking on the phone...
gorge7777777george 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
I totally want to do the midnight run!
jiyumes 6 months ago
I only realised that he was talking to a banana at the 0:56 second.... :D :D :D
Deividukx 7 months ago
Way to much talking.
BANANADAIQURI 9 months ago
I found myself wondering what the person on the other line was thinking... >.<
rjklimt 10 months ago
i love your hair :)
rozaliya19 2 years ago
I wish it was christmas. The making out in the school hallways, giving presents to your highscool lover, and making fun of that math nerd who helped you Ace your final exam. Good times XD
No JUst kidding....I'm the tech geek in school and anime/manga nerd T_T
BlumberBerry 2 years ago
WEAK. If all else fails, completely ignore everyone in your school and make new friends somewhere else. Then everyone there loves you and all the people at your school will be like... "When the fuck did HE get so popular?" And you'll laugh and not invite them to parties. Also You get to enjoy telling all the people that used to hate you to go get bent.
talkinatchu 2 years ago
thanks ^_^
but i'm already popular in my own little groups. I don't need to be known by the whole school. I'm fine in my own lil community XD
BlumberBerry 2 years ago
@talkinatchu or go on the midnight run...
CodenameBFG 1 year ago
@talkinatchu or go on the midnight run... ^_^
CodenameBFG 1 year ago
I see how you got merry Christamas and f**k you confused.
;) <---- Winky face! Yeah!
NoPoPats 2 years ago
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so ap-peeling
for us to get together and sing, SING
ncfwhitetigress 2 years ago
i gave u the 400th rating
Usieo 2 years ago
haha "i don't know...I don't know...I never dated wahoooo! " haha nice
Luciferbass 3 years ago
haha nice man, i think this is one of your best
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hahahahahahahahah "Did i say merry christmas? I meant, FAAHHHKK YOUUUUU"
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litloomer 3 years ago
Did I say Merry Christmas? I meant FAAAHHHWK YOUUUU!!!!
LMGDFAO!
loggerbomb 3 years ago
Fuck you to you too. And happy new year. :O
sarkasmi83 3 years ago
Danny, would you like to move in with me?
In Canadia Land?
PLEASE?
somegirlie 3 years ago
LOL
levimon 3 years ago
yes you are damn sexy
Pinkpup009 3 years ago
lol the end was great
mugdog4 3 years ago
10/10
LenaCS 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!
killbob409 3 years ago
Sex feeling good on my Pee-Pee... LM(MF)AO
jcjul7 3 years ago
I agree lovely hair
alicesoph 3 years ago
Nice hair do.
FlowingGeisha 3 years ago
You seem kinda tired in this video. Not as interesting as usual, but fun, nonetheless. Hope you had fun!
Nic33rd 3 years ago
Didn't like this one so much.
I love the other ones though.
casper0012 3 years ago
"Merry Christmas bitch. Did I say Merry Christmas I ment Fuahk Youhh."
xD
Priceless
LawlRocker 3 years ago
You're an interseting mix between jim carrey and dr cox from scrubs
yazmatraz 3 years ago
Haha. Love the ending.
colormekristen 3 years ago
So did you do any of those girls, Danny?
ElToR015 3 years ago 3
At the end, "fuch you". Great shit right there Daaaaaaaany. Oh, it's just Danny? No problem.
DIABLOVT12 3 years ago
The picture at 2:52 is now my desktop background.
skargoplex 3 years ago
"sex feeling good on my pee pee" hahahahahahahahhah
hectorste1 3 years ago 2
Yay I go to watch and no longer up
DJPrince2032 3 years ago
i love how you're crazy. :)
lucathemucca 3 years ago
you're crazy
MistressPerf 3 years ago
good work Dr Danny, we say F-U to academic studies of sex and F-ME to the academic coeds.
darkally 3 years ago
Well, I've seen at my school that most kids are smoking together with eachother.But I am clean! My last girlfriend was pretty cool because I met her like about 4 months and after 3 days we did it in her house with her dad next door! Im that good! but i kinda felt bad for her... I broke up with her first, then later she broke up with me cuz i told her to! HA!ha! I can tell you that girl was crazy but i got some for 16 times in 2 months.
I'm actually a good guy with good karma
soon to make vids!
JLNP7 3 years ago
HAHAHAHA DID YOU JUST SAY KARMA?!?
You sound kind of like an excited small child who has outgrown his own brain.
caffeinato 3 years ago
nah I'm actually pretty smart, but i was just joking about that
hahaha
JLNP7 3 years ago
omg he reminded me of jim carrey in this vid lol
elenisme 3 years ago
lmao 2:52
3yjxy16 3 years ago
haha! and a very fuck you to you to danny :)
derssan 3 years ago
Fantastic, hahaha too good.
XanderTown 3 years ago
"i don't know... i've never dated, haaaa!" lmao xD
Maryangel24 3 years ago
hahhahaha you areee weird.
msmarrymak 3 years ago
WOW DANNY!!! WOW!!!! u are amazingly wierdish awsomely like! lol
ozzyoz69 3 years ago
hilarious vid!!! I go to college in southern california and it sounds like that lady makes some valid points. Yah, there are a lot of people who hook up first and then there like should we date or just be f-buddies...that's not that unusual. I was kind of shocked at all of the people who come to college with a bf or gf at home and then cheat with someone in the dorms several times AND THEN decide if they will break up with their old bf/gf or go with their new fling.
poohxbear5 3 years ago
lol people are crazy.
GeneralAmeli0 3 years ago
yeah they are. good thing we have bloggers to make fun of them
poohxbear5 3 years ago
people are so fucking emotionally weak
forgotaboutbre 2 years ago 6
that was the best ending ever!
chevasriegel 3 years ago
Damn boy, someone looks good in undies. ;P
Oracle1204 3 years ago
dude, you have the same tennis racket as me, well, at least the same racket case :)
ZetaProvince 3 years ago
I too now love UCLA!
TeleShaman 3 years ago
HAHHA>. good vid
windwaterearthfire8 3 years ago
Uh oh, did the video just get pulled? Well at least there's the other website.
chiyerano 3 years ago
the last three seconds made me fall out of my chair.
bighugejake 3 years ago
last bit "I meant fuck you" = nice touch!
brucewestmk2 3 years ago
The blonde chick at the ending is freaking gorgeous. Also, the ending after that pic, is the best damned video ending of all time.
rutgersemp01 3 years ago
I love this! Probably one of my top 5 faves!
minka989 3 years ago
look at the guy behind at 2:28
XwhitmanX 3 years ago 2
lmao, i didnt even notice that
djwpickles32 3 years ago
nah. I'd rather look at whats behind the guy at 2:31
TeleShaman 3 years ago
that's it, im going bald.
elena95 3 years ago
haha the UCLA undie run is every Wednesday of Finals week. I live too damn far to do it, and I had finals at 8am the next morning though
WiggaTriggaTV 3 years ago
haha i love u danny...the end
-with love
prettymuchgfg 3 years ago
shit we do a naked run at NIU in Dec.
laidoffforlife 3 years ago
It's tradition for the kids in my school who participate in the musical to go running in their unders to Denny's after the second show.
It's usually in December, in the snow, at like, 12am.
It's not as cold as you'd think though, and then you get to eat Denny's after.
LeavesKittun 3 years ago
Dude! We do that at my school too!! crazy!!
KiteInuyasha 3 years ago
DAMNIT Danny you went to Undie Run at UCLA and I didnt see u there!
pikanti 3 years ago
ha when you said grab a banana there was actually one right by me..and i grabbed it!
yoy331 3 years ago 2
LOL... Sex feeling good on my pee pee..
LittleMissBuzzkill 3 years ago
"There babies aren't done learning yet" LOL.
LittleMissBuzzkill 3 years ago
Oh shit, if I knew UCLA has these many hot girls, I would so go there. Ha!
blizz3166 3 years ago
oh! and maybe you'll b more likely to do my topic if i put some =) around.. so you can figure out what they are... so do my topic! college food! :\]p[]\] please. =()>
jdfalc01soccer8 3 years ago
and yeah! i totally was like, dude, i like this guy, he's like Jim Carrey! i like that comedic style, thats how i sorta am.. lol
jdfalc01soccer8 3 years ago
I got it! Do food on college campuses... i go to U of L, my options are basically: Wendy's, Papa John's, or Subway... F my life.
jdfalc01soccer8 3 years ago
part Max Headroom, part William Shatner, with a twist of annoyance.
Kevron76 3 years ago
you act like jim carey
Jazztimuzzz 3 years ago
no.. jim carey acts like danny.
Kharr16 3 years ago 12
i thought the same thing when i watched one of his videos for the 1st time
ned7698 3 years ago
posted on my birthday. nice :D
gabs6868 3 years ago
i deeply enjoyed this.
shanohu 3 years ago
Wish I had been there to see it!
vamp666babe 3 years ago
O I saw ur pix on myspace and i was like what? This explains it
IAmIva 3 years ago
yea, my bro was at the fun run, its not naked ur in ur underwear, its awesome!!!
caltake1 3 years ago
haah we all know were that banana was before he made that call
123heat4love123 3 years ago
rofl, epic ending faack yuuuuh
XxshogunxX 3 years ago
hahaha here I live you would accually die if you where to do this(the run) as it is around -50 celcuis
DiscussToUnderstand 3 years ago
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding bananaphone!
tkddavid3 3 years ago
Ah, NOW we know what you were doing at UCLA. Haha, figures. Lucky that they had finals already, and that's it's "winter" and warm outside! If we had this midnight run in the midwest, we'd all get frostbite.
And male:female ratio at colleges is interesting. I made sure my college had more males than females...haha...not really, but it doesn't hurt!
mle011 3 years ago
I think.... you have.... Ptosis
cecart 3 years ago 2
What are you eating?
GreenRain5 3 years ago
Jeez, the ass at 0:37... Perky.. Oh man, and that chicks pooper is pretty good aswell...^
mra2zee 3 years ago
^_^
NapalmXD 3 years ago
HAHAHA! the last part of the video was the funniest part. like what VintageRabbit said
kozes 3 years ago
'oh, did i say merry christmas? I meant: fuck you' lol
VintageRabbit 3 years ago 2
Do a show about food. YUM
Skyabeth 3 years ago
Lmao i sent him the eye thing but i didnt think he would put it in a video.
x734xnikkix 3 years ago
i actually slept with someone on friday night who looks alot like you. except he's french so he's a bit classier (imagine!) and he has a sexy accent and he's better put together. but you get the idea. xo!
LexiHearts 3 years ago
danny! congrats =P
kelthazar 3 years ago
I think that black guy was getting a handful of danny's ass on that last picture.
R3DxWarri0r 3 years ago
so more people are sexually frustrated...and i'm more likely to get laid..i like that theory...let's find out!
Time to go out for a night on the tooown!
No..i'm kidding...i think...
-Smurfy
smurfelunn 3 years ago
did u read the book or go to spark notes
generalhoges2 3 years ago
Hey Donny Im sick with Norwalk Virus, and i havent been able to do much other then go to the bathroom and sleep, was wondering if you could do a show on it!!! (Norwalk Virus)
polajo01 3 years ago
Enough about pooping already!
Amadeojd 3 years ago 2
best video ever
Tripp393 3 years ago
so, if people are having sex, and then dating, and if people are having less sex, then that means less people are going out. O_O So, more people are lonely...I'm going to think about this some more.
iliketurtles6667 3 years ago 2
ok but don't hurt urself there iliketurtles...if that is ur real name...? lol
mackenZcheese 3 years ago
nope.
iliketurtles6667 3 years ago
it is true,Kids do like to have sex then date these days,All my freinds do it, But I dont do It, I think its slutty even if you r a guy.the right way would to have a relationship then have sex, not the other way around
SuicidalBrandon 3 years ago 2
hahaha great video.
SFxKyle 3 years ago
danny, those are some hot girls!
xpo147 3 years ago
i see it was cold that night
satilrak 3 years ago
AWESOMENESS! I love your vids danny, but this one's definately one of the better ones! woot!
hakanrahl 3 years ago
i really like you chose this topic. there was a naked run at my uni last night as well, and it was awesome. it's always nice to see hot naked bodies, giving donuts away to hard working ppl in the library.
as for modern relationships, sex before dating is something most of college students choose, as most of us are - who gives a fuck, i'm here to have the time of my life. :)
MystGamer 3 years ago
haha that was so funnt danny
mrbuttercake 3 years ago
Hahaha Do you get cheap calls on that bannana?
Greenstead 3 years ago
So this is what your new pics on gacebook were about..
Zolofgonnakillallya 3 years ago
haha 2:38, that guy in the background
tall891u 3 years ago
IS it just me or The dude at the back of the picture at 2:28 is running like a fag in golden shorts with a crown on his head?
vanish129 3 years ago
wow...ure right
wiggs333 3 years ago
ha ha Danny your hilarious.
GuitarMadDDnEsss 3 years ago
Yessss!!!! Merry Christmas, Danny!
AirAmericaMedia 3 years ago
why does it seem that those photos are photoshoped :-? am i wrong?
comedyman112 3 years ago
Think it was probably a less than sober individual operating the camera that caused the odd effects...
GeniusRickyD 3 years ago
you are wrong. look on facebook
blaznblue 3 years ago
you could be right with the photoshop.
GalaxySmith18 3 years ago
hahaha i liked your last comment!
MattG124 3 years ago
Spank That Monkey.....Danny
spaceman300 3 years ago
Merry Christmas Danny! Oh, did I say merry Christmas? I meant awesome video and I'm looking forward to an episode on Christmas
444CowsGoesMoo 3 years ago
did I say merry christmas? I meant FACK you! lmao nice one
N4o4N 3 years ago
I love 2:02
mrchubbypanda 3 years ago
Looks like you are just recovering from a 3 day hook up, from Friday to all through the weekend. Must have been really nice for you, almost wish I was there. ha ha
chiyerano 3 years ago
nice photo in your intro! its cool that you travelled
RogueBlueJay 3 years ago
'fuuuuck yooouuu'LOL
OOOuise 3 years ago
this is hilarious
GiantPoopingMonkey 3 years ago
Some of the best work you've done in a while, sir!
xlNowhereManlx 3 years ago
Did I say Merry Christmas? Haha, awesome :D
sxedaryl 3 years ago
hahaha i love this guy so much !
oh not in a gay way just to let you know dude
Freddycentral 3 years ago
LMAO
Z0mgJesus 3 years ago
1:44 best ever!
Jabulon666 3 years ago
fuck my ass those chicks are hot
Idosander 3 years ago
2:00-2:05 is halarious
TLMflip95 3 years ago
hey danny wanna go on a date??
offcorse we have to have sex first.
is that a problem??
latnahc 3 years ago 2
Save some for me. (Just kidding)
chiyerano 3 years ago
rofl
latnahc 3 years ago
Wait...so this was the undie run at UCLA?
lawlsquad 3 years ago
LMFAO
Ending rocked and you actually bring up some really good points except when there are more girls then men THEY control who gets laid when. wheras when its more men to women the men fuck everybody!
tadshackles 3 years ago
"i though there had more to do with sex feeling good on my pipi" LOL
YoutubJan 3 years ago
Sweet Jesus...2:52 Pause....I think I need some new underwear....OMG
CAlex6977 3 years ago
Damn it! Now I have the Banana Phone song in my head!
CanOfSpam 3 years ago
awesome like usual
Thegetruder 3 years ago
:-)
KaiToTheN 3 years ago
looooooool
Stephz124 3 years ago
haha fahk yoooo
crazylegs87 3 years ago
Ending was awesome. I need to say that to someone.
Yarcofin 3 years ago
You can say it all day to me, girlfriend.
MmmmmmHHHHHmmm.
treytrey3 3 years ago
Zomgz im on the first page yay me... I'm a valuable person.
treytrey3 3 years ago
ha for a second i wondered what the person on the other side of the phone convo was saying...and then i realized that im actually just an epic failure...
Mandaz087 3 years ago 3
i meant..FUCk yooou hhaha
Movieman47 3 years ago
you guys are so hardcore for saying first...
Filbomba 3 years ago
shabba
dantems 3 years ago
ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring - Banana Phone!
michaelsethmeltzer 3 years ago
nice nice
Movieman47 3 years ago
banana phone?
DavidNic901 3 years ago
gradualreport :)
jimjamjoguy 3 years ago