LIve At The Apollo Jimmy Carr Alan Carr

[nicetnetennba]

A FAGGOT WITH A HOME!

[1001cloudy]

where.is.jack.dee

[mrnailz360]

Alan Carr is the only poof on telly i can stand

[mrnailz360]

Writing new jokes every tickets is like an artist writing news songs for every gig. NOT GONNA HAPPEN

[MrJimmy6446]

I just skipped to the part where Alan Carr comes on :)

[JimTheGinger]

Alan Carr is funny and all but his personality makes me want to punch puppies.

[101jessymessy]

alan came on said hello and i was instantly annoyed

[il0vep0neys]

LOOOL!! whos fu**ing these fat kids LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[TheCommentatorNr1]

4:30 to start the video

[sensemille]

Feel free to stop the clip at 4:30

[RPATZ11]

Saw him2days ago :')

[Robi6942]

The first four and a half minutes SUCK!!!

[utubefanno1]

I don't like Jimmy Carr his act dosent flow it's just like one liners or unfunny things he says pieced together, Alan Carr on the other hand is Funny but i have to say there are alot better comedians around and from a different time but they are a lot lot funnier but alot of people forget or stop watching them and watch boring people like jimmy carr

[posyanne64]

I cant stand Jimmy Carr.... he sounds scripted and he laughs like a seal !!

[j2theo]

while i scrub me cock with some wire wool LOLOL

[shizzamification]

Jimmy Carr is shit he tells one liners over and over but macintyre has a story.

[JonnoXD]

alan carr is the gayest gay that ever gayed in the gaydom of gays.

[dguri]

can anyone upload the whole allan carr gig? it was up and then been removed and it is the best show in a long time! he is sooooooooooo funny!

[JohnPaulMJ]

Ive gotta go to the haha sho hahahaha

[MissClaireTube]

i would have a sex change operation if I could marry this mann :') <3

[busterboulton97]

LMFAO I ACTUALLY COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AT ALAN CARR- GREAT VID

[zthechainz]

I love 6 minutes 10 seconds, 'I live across from a playground, U FUCKING CAN'T!' LOL

[thenegrodiaries]

OMG my throat is hurting from laughing at Alan Carrs routine....but what does he say "even the pigeons were going...?

[TheSuperintendant]

@thenegrodiaries the pigeons were going 'big issue big issue'

[loveprincessheidi]

@thenegrodiaries "...Big Issue"

[Sheetkenny]

Full version? Can't find ..

[mh6761]

faggot with a home..

[milllake2010]

live at the apollo??? in the UK???

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

@milllake2010 yes in the uk ye tit

[XXXMoodiboyXXX]

What a great comedian - Alan Carr.

[xkatielouisejonesx]

she dont see the puddle does she? too busy eating, thats the trouble

she goes down like a sack of shit dont she ?

her handbag flies in the air, and a pasty comes out

"LUNCHHHHHH!" LMFAOOOO

[judithkent111]

just about to cum and the a man pops up...THERES BEEN A MURDER haha

[Joey1420Joey]

YOU FUCKING CAN'T!!!! I've been put on a list!! =') x

[CardiffCasual101]

Lmao

[CLOSTERx]

Jimmy Carr's laugh is the funniest ha ha :-) !

[HARDCOREADDICT100]

Alan Carr,Jimmy Carr,Franky Boyle = BEST Comedians in the World

[Crazyal1209]

what does he say about a donut??? can't catch it

[rachaelmatt]

Oh do it i'll give yah a dohnut! LOL :) " Fat Kids"

[eddysil]

Who's f-ing the fat kids?

[YuffieRikkuJo]

loll i LOLed and when jim sed. cos there always on there feet walking round shops.. buying shoes xD LOL!! alan, her pasty comes out.. :O Lunchh xD! lol theres the washer machine, and the sofa now lets go in the house PAHAA faggot with a home ;)

[cdg213uk]

62% of kids now have under aged sex

yet last week

64% of kids were obese....

so whos fuking these fat kids....

LMAO xD

[owl547]

@cdg213uk i know, where does he come up with this stuff? xxx

[AKATSUKIxRobbie]

Jimmy Carr FTW

[l4dead2hero]

lmao just about to cum then a man pops up "THERES BEEN A MURDER" lol XD

[Jeffo193]

lol, alan's voice annoys me but he is funny :)

[AltonTowersIsAwesome]

I love Alan Carr He makes me laugh so much. In my opinion one of the best comedians on television. Whereas Lee Evans who everybody seems to love, really doesn't make me laugh at all >.<

[burke84]

@AltonTowersIsAwesome yeah your probaly gay then

[AltonTowersIsAwesome]

@burke84 learn to spell before you try and insult me :)

[leedonaldt]

lol faggot with a home! ><

[Gongiar]

Alan Carr will always be funnier than Jimmy Carr

[polip24]

Lol faggot with a home XD

[TaylorLautnerRulez]

i loove alan he's hilarious

[willowtesttube]

LOL

[igot2k]

i miss Jack Dee!!! <3

[igot2k]

Jimmy carr sucks, alan carr rocks!

[fatty123b]

I love Alan Carr =D

[uktopcat]

jimmy took the splint on the cats leg part of the joke at the beginning from Stephen Fry.

[danimaryx]

alan carr and michael mcintyre ftw <333

[1988Carlsberg]

alan carr is wickid. i know hes a gay twat but hes well funny.

[chezza4eva]

yeah, its obvious. HE RULES (l) x

[aaronmealin1]

alan carr is my favourite comedian

[TheTempestSpark]

49p a loaf,lol Jimmys girlfriend doesn't look so stupid now!

[indiannboyy]

alan carr is shit!!! russell petters is the best!! he is way funnier den dis guy!

[SkwertDiggity]

I love Alan Carr, hes so funny... but does anyone remember that old TV show Rainbow? Does anyone think that he sounds like a mix of Zippy and George? .. Not thats a bad thing! lol

[its0ver9ooo]

Must be hard to follow jimmy carr but he did a good job.

[LydziBooooo]

he is so refreshing, i love himmmmm!

[80onthePorch]

whats wrongh this video, why does it keep jumping?? misses out all the laughs and makes it pretty crap..

[DisembowelMe]

Yeah, agreed. Jumping into the middle of the joke pretty much ruins it.

[elvee88]

he repeats his jokes too often

[Picopunk3]

Buy his dvd's then all his jokes are different

[Atalantius]

Are you suggesting he should make up different jokes for every gig? That's ridiculous.

[mattbiker419]

yeh, the smarties tubes joke was on QI >.>

[BeatingNgSource]

All comedians do, one tour, one set of jokes.

[lalano1]

there's been a murder LMAO!

[3kirstyemanuel]

FAGGOT WITH A HOME!

[wardyboy26]

comedians use there A material more than once...

so would you..

[chenlung1]

Tooth Fairy seems stilted compared to this. It's a shame this isn't available on DVD.

[Trivium257david]

it is

[milesnewlove]

most are copied from tooth fairy :|

[spearing101]

yeah i thought that too :\

[COD9280SAM]

but they are still piss your pants funny.

[Rowz0Slm]

he said he had to move school at the end.

at 9.20 :)

[Kerikarioke4]

wt did he say at 09:20?

[WardyBoi300]

smarties tubes on cats legs to make them walk like a robot...LMFAO.

[culturedjam]

From QI, like ones of the best bits ever!

[LittleRedFox1991]

yep that sooooooooooooooooooooooo true!

RF

[zeo2k1]

hahaha their both funny as fuk

[rockonmcr95]

when you get a good comedian, live at the apollo is amaziingg :P such as:

micheal macintyre

jimmy carr

alan carr

jason manford

^^^^^^^^ classic's

lol

[Tamarsenal]

Its just you

[mattkris2007]

No its not very fuuny,but its quite funny actually. Next time u want to diss something learn how to spell love

[Tamarsenal]

The text message part was so good it has its own video click the link to watch that

[Eviatro]

aww!! You've let out the funny part with the text messages in the end!! :P

[Tamarsenal]

angelicasin they are not related in any way

[svenskeren]

The edit on this clips is really poor. Why is most of the jokes cut out????

[JodiLouiseReid]

lol I'm guessing that these jokes are the ones that are on here are the ones that Tamarsenal found the funniest.... :|

[Tamarsenal]

They are related they are from the same stupid show

[suicidedelinquent]

they arent related

[angelicasin]

the carr family are so talented :)

[rockonmcr95]

theyre not related