i said i smoke cigars occasionally. i did. I DID. but. i asked for a towel and they said i couldnt have one. i said, but theres a towel right there and they said it was for someone else.
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This is so dumb I have actually had a psychotic break and believe myself to have had a heart attack, died and slipped into another dimension that is one of the higher levels of hell. Subtle, still looks like the world... but different. In fact, that is what has happened. I mean, "the world" had some crazy ugliness in it, and many people weren't even aware of how crazy ugly stupid it was in some corners, but this... this is different. This is dumb from another reality.
@ion010101 Well.. this definitely isn't for the weak minded. Do children playing in the park also give you psychotic break downs? Please do let us know.
Hi, I'm the character spagett, and when I'm not busy having MULTIPLE heart attacks, I choose cigarette juice, because it is filled with the tar and nicotine i need!
@Polaf3456 Speaking of drinking chew, wanna hear something fucked up? Couple months ago I was dipping & had a 24oz water bottle filled with 3 people's chew spit & loogies. My friend was broke with no job at the time and I said "If you drink this bottle, I'll give you $20, a pack of cigs, an eighth of pot and a cig roller" just jokingly.........well he did it, pounded the whole thing, including the dip at the bottle of the bottle. Everything. Gone. Half hour later he turned white like a ghost.
its hilarious that the edges of his mouth are red lol, not to mention all the tobacco all over his face, I wanna walk into work looking like that one day lol
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i said i smoke cigars occasionally. i did. I DID. but. i asked for a towel and they said i couldnt have one. i said, but theres a towel right there and they said it was for someone else.
anonismorefun 4 hours ago
AHAHHAHAAAHAHA
videogamegenius 5 days ago
SPAGETT!! Gotcha
MusicNSneakers 6 days ago 4
Fucking love you tim and eric xD
MrPhisher12 1 week ago
spagett grew a beard :O
JohnTDockum 1 week ago
psychomikeUS 1 week ago
I get the ones with extra tarrr
jayfiver 1 week ago in playlist Season 4
ughhhh thats nasty!
deatheater459 1 week ago
ew spagett oops!... cigarette...... juice!
bullcityg2 1 week ago
Oh god it's Spaghett!!
TenouHaruka0 2 weeks ago
That's Saul Goodman on the voiceover
echolake85 2 weeks ago
@echolake85 his name's bob odenkirk. but yep!
steveissteveable 1 week ago
ewwww i wouldn't drink that vomit for all the vagina in the world
andrew19vato 3 weeks ago
spagett oops cigarette...juice.
hybridmoment87 3 weeks ago 18
lmfao this is genius
Disterric23 4 weeks ago
Just by looking at Spagett I feel unclean.
BarbaricGoose 1 month ago 4
that would literally kill you. Inmates put cig butts in their coffee to get into the hospital/commit suicide.
HarunDanyal 1 month ago
@HarunDanyal They don't use the butts, they show in part 1. they just mix tobacco in Cinco water:D
jameshawkins55 4 weeks ago
Tim and Eric give hope to humanity
FlyingStuff 1 month ago 39
@FlyingStuff Lmao I feel so twisted for agreeing with you, but I do!
eXpOsInGtheDaRk 3 weeks ago
@FlyingStuff I thought that too until I saw Bub-bubs.
Stabiiliize 1 week ago
Gooospagett OOPS!..Cigarette Juice ;)
HerbivoreTree 1 month ago
press 4 for dramatic turn around
iancasciotti 1 month ago
@iancasciotti fail
AtlantasBravest 1 month ago
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iancasciotti 1 month ago
keep hitting 6 xD
ElWeyChingon 1 month ago
Can't...stop...laughing...
EleMentRaW 1 month ago
"ITS NATURAL"
JackKnife2730 1 month ago
I always show this to people who start smoking. I don't know if it makes them stop or anything, I just like showing this video.
35november 1 month ago
it has the nicotine and TAR that i need
BillyGambs 1 month ago
I thought he said 'Good news ciggarette jews'...
BruceNJeffAreMyFlies 1 month ago
where the fuck is part one?
Corkoth55 1 month ago
This is so dumb I have actually had a psychotic break and believe myself to have had a heart attack, died and slipped into another dimension that is one of the higher levels of hell. Subtle, still looks like the world... but different. In fact, that is what has happened. I mean, "the world" had some crazy ugliness in it, and many people weren't even aware of how crazy ugly stupid it was in some corners, but this... this is different. This is dumb from another reality.
ion010101 1 month ago
@ion010101 Okay.
lalalaroflmao1 1 month ago
@ion010101 ALRIGHTY THEN
fresca9990211 1 month ago
@ion010101 Well.. this definitely isn't for the weak minded. Do children playing in the park also give you psychotic break downs? Please do let us know.
Mirovozzrenie100 3 weeks ago
@Mirovozzrenie100 Eh, good one.
ion010101 3 weeks ago
RIP Haley
So damn beautiful
happyjnia 1 month ago
The only time this show was ever funny was when they had real comedians guest star.
nurb101 1 month ago
the way he says cigar-ate is fucking hilarious
Corkoth55 1 month ago
SPENCER LIKE BLACKS IN HIS ACH-NOOS!
Hi, I'm the character spagett, and when I'm not busy having MULTIPLE heart attacks, I choose cigarette juice, because it is filled with the tar and nicotine i need!
DanielDumile 1 month ago
I was smoking when I was watching this 0_0
xJumpStyleZx 1 month ago
@xJumpStyleZx GOOD NEWWWWS!!!!
lasoogneypubes 1 month ago
why is there a part 2 but no part 1.....
jdeighan 1 month ago
Thats how i look at Tobacco smokers
TamaraMacaskill 1 month ago
Just drink dip spit.
VanishingAce 1 month ago
hi, im leah. and when I'm not smoking i love cigarette juice. oops, spugeeet!
prospeedtalker10 2 months ago
@prospeedtalker10 i love YOU!
DanielDumile 2 months ago
0:15 It looks like he just shaved his arm.
Ijjycoyote 2 months ago
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Ijjycoyote 2 months ago
I just quit smoking after watching this video.
Sadiquelover24 2 months ago
It's natural!
MeshCreative2010 2 months ago
ohh spagett. OOPS. cigarette, JUICE.
M0L0T0VSOLUTION 2 months ago
perhaps the only appearance of spaghett where we're actually surprised
furonet138 2 months ago
LOL filled with the nicotine and TAR that i need hahahaha
TryantOG 2 months ago
0:23 Best part
R0n1n078 2 months ago
I like to believe that he doesn't actually have a beard but rather its tobacco from the cigarette juice.
Tyleratron 3 months ago
lol at 0:17 he is holding it like he is smoking a real cigarette, fucking gets me everytime haha
WasabiSnorter249 3 months ago 3
I wish this was real...
Mailman692 3 months ago
It's natural.
BeefBastard 3 months ago
Thanks.... Cinco
Panerai77 3 months ago
lol wtfs on his shoulders
Revouloutionized 3 months ago
ooo spagett, oops i mean cigggerett
TbagUrdog 3 months ago
AHH SPAGETT!
puzzle247365 3 months ago
Where is pt 1?
horde5151 3 months ago
hold down 2 - what a perv
jarodm5 3 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mojoboots1 3 months ago
I would honestly rather lick a dogs rectum than drink this... Or chew... Chewing would be much more logical than drinking chew+chewjuice
Polaf3456 3 months ago
@Polaf3456 Speaking of drinking chew, wanna hear something fucked up? Couple months ago I was dipping & had a 24oz water bottle filled with 3 people's chew spit & loogies. My friend was broke with no job at the time and I said "If you drink this bottle, I'll give you $20, a pack of cigs, an eighth of pot and a cig roller" just jokingly.........well he did it, pounded the whole thing, including the dip at the bottle of the bottle. Everything. Gone. Half hour later he turned white like a ghost.
low72 3 months ago 3
@low72 Lol no doubt... I snorted snus once just for the fuck of it and I got sick as fuck and passed out 5 mins later LOL
Polaf3456 3 months ago
OMG.. I bet that tastes like shit. lol
Ostnizdasht206 3 months ago
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Imagine if ovaries hung on the outside of a woman's body like testicles. – Musov Shoko
musov 4 months ago
why is spagett in costco?
hakamiank 4 months ago 34
@hakamiank Looks more like the home depot lol
The80zProduct 3 months ago
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I can smell it...
Misaspaper 4 months ago
Hahahah 0:18
DwayneBazinetJr0614 4 months ago
i love the red irritation around his mouth
NaStyleJaa 4 months ago 111
@NaStyleJaa no, it's marinara sauce
Verschrankung 2 months ago
@NaStyleJaa It's not irritation, it's spagett sauce. It's tattooed on.
zachmonky 2 months ago
@zachmonky I think he/she means that he ate too much spagett sauce that it created an irritation.
rememberdecember25 2 months ago
@NaStyleJaa It's pizza sauce. He eats spaghetti.
apocalypse123 2 months ago
@NaStyleJaa haha yeah it looks incrdibly painful and makes you wonder what its doing to his guts
TheDkritzer 2 months ago
@NaStyleJaa yeah! makesu wanna try it!
superford500 1 month ago
@NaStyleJaa it's an ink tattoo
GizmoGardenia 1 month ago
@NaStyleJaa its supposed to be spagett...i sauce for his character spagett.
manoxide06 3 weeks ago
hey JS
Spagett was hereeee hahahahahahahahahhahhhahhahagah
2cool130 4 months ago
I have nightmares about spoogett
TheScare18 4 months ago
Good Job!
sharpshot64 4 months ago
@sharpshot64 great job! haha and love your name sharpshot lmao i use sharpshot94z for almost everything
gamepro94z 4 months ago
its filled with the nicotine and TAR that i need.classic.
BillyGambs 4 months ago
i tried showing this to my dad but he said my penis smelled awful and walked away.
polycyx 5 months ago
@polycyx Did you pick up a penile douche?
grumpybritishguy 4 months ago
@polycyx o.O
masterchief3k 4 months ago
sppaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeett!
rachelshakedown 5 months ago
Lol my friend was telling me how her grandma died, and I heard him say Oooooh spoogett and started cracking up. She was pissed. lol.
ProjectLumen 5 months ago 58
@ProjectLumen every time "oooooh spoogett" is said, a grandma dies, didnt you know that?!!!!
aintdoingit 2 months ago
I drink tit every day
booboowilson10101 5 months ago in playlist Season 4
Damn good...
rrbrown813 6 months ago
Yeah, I think this commercial pretty much garunteed I'll never smoke.
NoobSushi 6 months ago 3
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mkshujinko 6 months ago
i was i had a job where all i did all day is spook people.
meggayyxoxo 6 months ago
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LukeShetler 6 months ago
What's the chance of Tim and Eric being on Breaking Bad?
monkeyboy4746 7 months ago
PRESS ALT F4 FOR NO ADS :D
ChristianU2ubeh 7 months ago 3
@ChristianU2ubeh Dude, you shouldn't prank your fellow Tim and Eric appreciators :(
LukeShetler 6 months ago
@LukeShetler D:
ChristianU2ubeh 6 months ago
joos!
sentient02970 7 months ago
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XHelloimjoeyX 7 months ago
oops ciggarette...juice
pootytang46670 7 months ago
never gets old lol
ijthreethousand 7 months ago
I just realized that It's made by Cinco drinks, like MyEggs was made by Cinco Dairy. WTF??
COOLERU 7 months ago
Fuck you Verizon. I'm never doing business with you.
TripleDoubleFine 7 months ago
It's the company's choice to put the ads on the videos.
balisticpenguin 7 months ago
NOOOOOOOOO ADS!
Lapland95 7 months ago
its hilarious that the edges of his mouth are red lol, not to mention all the tobacco all over his face, I wanna walk into work looking like that one day lol
zzcoolfun 7 months ago
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@zzcoolfun I like the way you think man!
DanielDumile 5 months ago
ok kia we get it... hamsters can drive cars
NeekohBarthez 7 months ago
Best show on Adult Swim hands down.
zombie3434 7 months ago
I have had "GOOD NEWS! CIGARETTE JUICE!" stuck in my head all day...
MissGravesBlogs 7 months ago
GOOD NEWS!!! CIGARETTE JUICE!
shittyassessmellgood 8 months ago
he would totally die of nicotine poisoning, AWESOME!
ant1ph0n 8 months ago
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ant1ph0n 8 months ago
cigate juice hey man
thebagsnow 8 months ago
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KurosawasHouseBand 8 months ago
@KurosawasHouseBand can i buy that shit at the connah store?
dinkhead1 8 months ago
@KurosawasHouseBand you should thank the people who don't have AdBlock, for it is they who support your free ride
if everyone had AdBlock, ads wouldn't exist and internet content wouldn't be as free
spandex1337 8 months ago
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KurosawasHouseBand 8 months ago
@KurosawasHouseBand Idk I have adblock plus on firefox and still get a bunch of ads.. Is there a certain setting or something?
KrazyKKid 8 months ago
@KrazyKKid I think you just push ctrl + alt + delete a bunch of times, that should work for Firefox.
footbal50 7 months ago
where can i buy this?
FarziGuerra 8 months ago
Every purchase of Cigarette Juice comes with a free copy of Adblock for your Firefox or Google Chrome (if you're using anything else, we can only laugh at you). Just install Adblock, and all your pre-video ads on such streaming sites like this will be gone!
Squidpus 8 months ago
I love how the guy doesn't even respond when Spagett just grabs him and yells "Good News! Cigarette Juice!" into his ear.
pugsarecool19 9 months ago
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If you are a fan of Tim & Eric click on my name, please? This is a suggestion. Not spam. You see those videos over there on the right? Those are SUGGESTIONS, scroll up a bit at look at the top of the list...see? Suggestions. I'm not trying to sell glistening fluid scabbed dildos used on pups. Just wanna gander 'n peek. You can't mark those SUGGESTIONS to your right as spam so don't mark mine as that. If you think my videos suck give this a thumbs down, if you like them, thumbs up! Thank you.
musov 9 months ago 4
the nicotine and the tar that i need.
zephy000 9 months ago
IT"S NATURAL!
lejwocky 9 months ago 3
Thumbs up if your a thumbs up whore desprate to get a couple of thumbs up like the douche bags up there. (i don't want thumbs up)
MrNinjaKiwi13 9 months ago
Spagett looks so calm when he's forcing those moviegoers to guzzle the juice. Almost Hannibal Lecteresque.
youtubbs67 9 months ago
XD This show makes my friend and I feel so awkward! I love it!
dgon108 9 months ago
thumbs up if you just watched a 30 second add to get to a 32 second add
7Trisanaty7 10 months ago 2
and when youre done u just throw it on the ground and step in it!
marleySux 10 months ago
i fucking LOVE when spaggett first pops up w. the blinking red lights n those sound effects that make u think of oozing slime...awesome
dinkhead1 10 months ago
doesn't he look like the lead singer of Counting Crows?
cardigansarecool 10 months ago
i looked back there and i saw that it wasn't a kid but in fact it was a full grown man
schapadap 10 months ago
LMAO~
RKarma19 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you can't stand people trying to be slick and get thumbs up for saying witty comments.
Allplussomeminus 10 months ago
now this is real slick
dinkhead1 10 months ago
@Allplussomeminus Thumbs up if you're a hypocrite!
youtubbs67 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you think people telling other people to "thumps up" is gay
shlokda 10 months ago
holy fuck i laughed so hard!
FarziGuerra 10 months ago
thumbs up if u thumbed up the highest rated comment to see if it did anything but it didnt
puppychuu 11 months ago 3
Good News Cigarette Juice!
TutsRevenge 11 months ago
thumbs up if you have adblocker plus so you dont have to put up withe adult swims bullshit 30 second ads
CorrinZGW 11 months ago 3
I'd buy that
KaptinFathead 11 months ago
Damn it Scion, I don't want to buy any of your crappy cars!
BFotogP 11 months ago 2
this is just bullshit
gmmg93 11 months ago
you don't need ad revenue to run a fucking youtube channel. you fucking greedy cccksuckers
grasd2 11 months ago
ITS NATURAL
Urdoxa 11 months ago 2
LOL! Spoogett tryin' to talk all formal and well-mannered about a drink that has nicotine and TAR in it.
Allplussomeminus 11 months ago
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Allplussomeminus 11 months ago
Ooooh Spoogett, oops! Cigarette...juice!
dmh1069 1 year ago 98
@dmh1069 yea that was quite a quote...
nepnyy 9 months ago
@nepnyy Why Umad?
jenius124 9 months ago
@jenius124 I'm not mad...? i jus think its dumb to quote videos in a comment
nepnyy 9 months ago
GOOD NEWWWWWS!!! CIGARETTE JUICE!!!!!!
lasoogneypubes 1 year ago
.com
642216 1 year ago
There are full episodes on AdultSwim
642216 1 year ago
now all they need to do is make a "THC Juice."
rumbazz 1 year ago 3
Page reloads are the bomb, my brotha.
somewherein72 1 year ago
One day when my AdBlock is disabled I'll find out about these commercials everyone is whining about.
Fenrir1011 1 year ago 3
@Fenrir1011 dude you're awesome
cappyboy900 1 year ago
@Fenrir1011 I have adblock and I still get commercials
ruinerfixxxer 1 year ago
its natural!
zekalish 1 year ago
FUCK ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!
CelticLineman321 1 year ago
I showed this to my dad and he thought it was a very funny goof and a spoof.
kyuss 1 year ago 19
@kyuss lolll. you're gonna hear classic songs from the show, its gonna be that E-Z
pef77 1 year ago
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pef77 1 year ago