Mad TV Stuart Goes To School

[PlaceGhettoNameHere]

How can an elementary school teacher afford liposuction? I assume it's somewhat pricy

[gothicheart1377]

'Hey everyone Mrs. Crack is getting the fat sucked out of her!'

[celymar123]

wen stuart is mad he talks deep

[surferdude3451]

When he said "Im busy having recess",I thought he said "Im busy having sex."

[surferdude3451]

The director of mad tv should reunite all the cast members and make a movie and its sequel.

[Charlieaadam]

dont go a way i know where you live

[GeneWoo12]

....Tada!

[DaniSofi870618]

oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhho­hhhhhhhhh

[gamefreakjavi]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE U LIVE

[nintendax12]

gaylord dickfuck trolololololololoolololololool­olololololololololololololiolo­lolololololololololololol fakeand gay

[nintendax12]

sloppy ass bag

[nintendax12]

stop shoving wood in your ass

[nintendax12]

show boobs fags fuck you

[MissDundada93]

LMFAOO!

[Vinhaay]

I still don't understand why people go wild at the beginning of everyshow.

[acole2398]

I love his hot pink cheeks. He has the hot pink cheeks in every video!! Freakin' hilarious!! Hahaha!! LMAO

[nintendax12]

@acole2398 retard loser u mad

[nintendax12]

Respond to this video...  stupid penis face

[PEAKTYMEZBLUD]

I didn't even hear what he said after "DON'T GO AWAY...!" because of the stupid canned laughter >:/

[minutemuse]

@PEAKTYMEZBLUD

He said, "DON'T GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!."

[Cuntfulable]

"Oh and my dad died." Stuart your dad didn't die." "HES DEAD TO ME!"

[cinnasnap]

stuart you go out and play........ok hey everyone mrs.crag is getting the fat sucked out of her!

[JamieWarrinerTV]

@CatTyrone he says "don't go away i know where you live"

[breebre13]

"...and my mom had to monitor my poop for a week.." LMAO :D

[CatTyrone]

what does he say at 2:02

[Nicholy1000]

@CatTyrone Don't go away I know where you live hahahaha

[CatTyrone]

@Nicholy1000 ahahahahahaha ur right , thanks :)

[cheesencrackers456]

That last part of the Valentine kind of freaked me out

[XxRoflsaurus93]

lmaoo



[homieguy222]

My grandpa died my grandma died my dog died fish died my cat ate my dead fish and choked then died (lLOL) and my dad died. steuwart your dads not hes dead to me. LOL

[Frappyxoxo]

Teach. Has anyone close to you died recently?

Stuart.. Uhmm.. Well my Grandpa died, and my Grandma died, and my Dog died, annnnd my Fish died, and than my Cat ate my Dead Fish and chocked on that and died.... Oh yeah and my Dad died...

Stuarts Mother- Oh no, your Dads not dead

Stuart- Hes dead to me..

Lmfao..!

[8890aly]

my fish died and my cat chocet on my dead fish and died

[8890aly]

evil voise :dont go away please

[8890aly]

bitter apple ?

[zeppoluvr]

@8890aly It's a product you can spray on furniture, walls, etc. so your dog won't bite/chew the item & it won't harm your dog. It works great, by the way.

[zeppoluvr]

@8890aly It's a product you can spray on furniture, walls, etc. so your dog won't bite/chew the item & it won't harm your dog. It works great, by the way.

[angelfaye101]

i don't know how getting a liposuction would be a secret. I mean everyone would know when she came back looking like a twig.

[gengermaster320]

I don't want to say is one of the best lines ever along with.. boys with *place starts crazy description here

[ScentlessApprentice7]

*Looks over at the "Suggestions" row of videos, at the very top: "Fred" needs to fucking DIE!!! Doesn't he???

Agree???

[edisonmcq]

DONT GO AWAy I KNOW WHERE U LIVE XD

[haleycurly17]

"Oh yeah and my dad died "

"Stewart your fathers not dead "

" HE'S DEAD TO ME "

LOL

[diees]

Micheal is such a great actor that you just have to think about to realize he's a man acting like a children,amm-azing. That's amm-azing (nodding head violently).

Wow...

just...

wow

[KingTreonn]

uh..

[CultureClasher]

Stuart deserves his own movie

[MultiPieman12345]

Your dad didnt die! (says in scary tone) he's dead to me!

[hppurplecrayons]

please please please please please please please please please please DONG TO AWAY

[TheXxmadmaddyxX]

lol just lol :D

[shaniarenea1234]

i like how she falls on him & dont even try to help him up or say sorry . lmaoo !. (:

[punkydoodle7]

How could somebody not like this? It's hilarious! :P

[snuffy525]

Stuart is a very inteligent guy, thats what makes him so funny..

[thehollyandemmashow]

@thelilazboi14 ur right he did say "dont go away i no were u live"

lol :)

[19XRhiannonX97]

3:10 LMFAO! ATLMFAOA( laugh my fucking ass off and then laugh my fucking ass off again!:D ) xx

[13Munnymaker]

@explosion619, Yeah thumps up duznt make any sence, juss sayinq.

[Serenity264]

DONT GO AWAY I DONT WANT YOU TO LEAVE! 

[TheLilaznboi14]

@Serenity264 i think he said "don't go away, i know where you live"

[trialoflife6]

5:12 meanest phrase a little kid could say at like 5 years old

[texboy12]

This guy is halarious

[gabbyvickers8975]

i don't remember him ever giving the leg to his mother...

[65soda]

33people are DEAD TO ME

[vampirichild]

oh utube i hate you more -.- never compare stuart to that justin bieber wannabe named "fred". XD stuart is awesome

[Alienzonlee]

"HES DEAD TO ME O_O" hahah! and people stop comparing stuart to fred seriously :/

[TheHaloChief117]

I love dark stuart

[GameWarrior121]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! XD that was so funny

[lilylpotter3]

i find stuart creepy but funny. anyone else?

[cooldud36629]

Lol it's Hilarious! I accidently flagged it;(. 'and my d

[ALLISONluvsYA]

*deep voice* dont go away i no where u live

[Naefios]

did the teacher's actress made a small mistake or its part of the film? Cuz she fell...

[Mozzerellamandi9]

Staurt + Antonia + Ms. Swan = <33333

[malikai888]

"He's dead to me." I love of it when Stuart gets mad

[randoman10]

35 people dont want mrs. creg to leave.

[nmt226]

my dad died .. no he didnt .. HE DID TO ME .. haha

[krsblp]

Aaaand my fish died, aaaand my cat ate my dead fish and choked on that and died..... xD I'd fuck him. He's hot, between the blush and chicostache.

[michaeldedman11]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE(:  lol i love this

[DaBearsRockMySox]

omg lmao "he's dead to me". stuart has got to be one of THE funniest comedy sketches of all time

[XilianX2010]

this should have millions of views!!! :P

[lexs96]

he is so funny

[zachammro]

I would say four stars funny but a little sad / other reasauons ha Ha haha anyone agree.....

[spock4450]

please please please please pleasep lease please

[shawnadavies]

hey the teacher is dot!

[248productions]

Imagine Stuart singing Bruno Mars's "Just the Way You Are" to that teacher

[dangerousvolk]

35 people are getting the fat sucked out of them

[beckyf5299]

Did they REALLY have to cancel MadTv?????????????? Ughh. I always watched this show when i came home from school. The shows they have these days on MTV is nothing but melodramtic preteen stupidity.

What happened to That 70's show? Or Kenan and Kel???

[whybother1312]

Stuart is just one of those special people that you just have to love.

[pheonix442]

I like secrets. My family has lots of them.

[kitkat9528]

I KNOW WHERE U LIVE rofl

[DanteYourHero]

I feel bad for the teacher xD

[princess567899]

i like how the most rated comments are actually not quotes from the video!

[redneckbowhunter1000]

"He's dead to me!"

[DPE3]

oh and y dad dies now your dad isnt dead hes dead to me hahaha

[allibaby1122]

"he's dead to me me!" hah that was hilarious!:)

[LADYJAZZY10]

LMAO IT IS ME MIKE LOL

[explosion619]

guys stop writing bad things about stuart..............if you think hes funny..... thumps up

[ELANTIANTICRIST0]

thumbs up if u think stuart is gay , and if u don't thumbs up this u can go fuk urself :)

[121892s]

LMFAO at 6:35-6:46....hahahaha

[loopyq19]

@121892s more like: LMAO at 0:00-7:24

[morganrocks911]

1:59 that was so funny

[soccerfrkk97]

thumbs up of u love mad-tv

[bellic101]

i like bae sung,mrs swan, and stuart

[880Happylife]

lol



[Mrshydrofan]

Guys! Common! Stop qouting the video in your comments. We all love Stuart, so let him be the bipolar 1

[sweetestlibra18]

@Mrshydrofan does it really matter

[michael2hell4]

@Mrshydrofan Learn to spell

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

the teacher reminds me of a gingerbread man xD

[AraujoLima92]

I Love secrets my family has alot of them LOL

[fashiongirl89]

dont go away ..i know where you live!

[TheMeganOlivia]

haha

[CocoaPuffKids]

Stuart's video, FTW.

[msammey]

he cant evn whipe his own behind w/ out me doing th follow up

[121mjfan]

He makes mad T.V funny!,I love you Stuart!!!"My dad died" "Stuart your dad didn't die" "HE'S DEAD TO ME!!! >;("

[ToryANDmimi]

@Bubbleblastboo it's actually . plz plz plz plz *getting closer to camera* plz plz plz plz plz DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! Lol

[Bubbleblastboo]

rofl plz plz plz plz plz plz(gets closer to camera)DONT GO AWAY I DONT WANT CHU TO LEAVE :D

[McR4evaa]

I love secrets, my family has lots of them!

[urmommaisfattt]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[chickapac]

5:14 he's dead to me!! bwahahaha

[beachbabe20]

hahahahahahah!!! funny as hell

[jordantabby1919]

apparently there are 33 people who hate Stewert....there DEAD TO ME

[rosariovampire96]

she's going in cuz she doesnt have a man in her life thats why she's getting it sucked out of her in the first place

[rosariovampire96]

who is stuart in real life? like the actor?

[GETRAFIX]

@rosariovampire96 Michael Mcdonald :)

[wreyes456]

@rosariovampire96 His name is .....MICHAEL MCDONALD xDD CAPS IS SO FUN

[lovehristenko]

LOL when he is coming closer to tv it a bit scary :D

[Monkeyman2357]

lol @ 3:39

[blackoreo124]

HES DEAD TO ME!!! XD

[MydniteDaun]

Who thinks Stuart should stop getting pets.... ? XD <3

[jonnyboy2142]

lol has anyone noticed shes the doctor in "stuart goes to the doctor"?

[jeffery2343]

@jonnyboy2142 and in stuart gets kidnapped

[ExperienceOsiris]

@jonnyboy2142 different person

[MrLaxdude89]

O ya, and my dead died. Your dad's Not dead! HE"S DEAD TO ME!!!

[missjezbear64]

i think ur beautiful the way u r.....cute

[ilovemydog911]

ovious fat suit. :(

[aidsthes]

@ilovemydog911 who cares its still hilarious lmfao

[prpl3danc3rchic]

"And my dad died" "Stuart your dad isnt dead" "HES DEAD TO ME!" XD

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE U LIVE!!!! xD

[Pianodeity08]

Stuart is like Fred, except Stuart is actually funny! XD

[xrandomxemoxluciax]

@Pianodeity08 lolz ur soh mean xDD

[crazyninjaOMG8]

I LOVE STUART

[Katrinarockslol]

i liked da part where he sed his dad died lol n she fell on him haha

[SLAMBALLKING08]

They need to bring this show back because it's so much better than the crap they call "SNL"

[Ozonator279]

@SLAMBALLKING08 agreed

[metalphoenix93]

no that for something else.......

[savage3051]

dont go away plzz plzz plzz plzz plzz DONT GO AWAY IK WHERE U LIVEE



[johncenaaz]

2:03 I CANT STOP LAUGHING!

[voldimoret]

(GASP) I LUV SECRETS! MY FAMILY HAS LOt"s OF THEM!

UR BREATH SMELLS LIKE CHOCOLATE!

[jennasoqt]

HE DEAD TO MEEEEEEEE........XXXXXXXDDDDDD­D

[LeelooAlexandra]

Wow what amazed me was the fact he acually liked another human being other then his mom ><

[RAWRshesAZN]

the teacher is dots in another mad tv series

[dagongent2]

"What did mama say about boys and responsibility?"

"I don't wanna say it."

"What does she say?!"

"I don't wanna say it..."

[uhhAngiee]

"your dads not dead"

"HES DEAD TO ME."

:)

[PrisonBreakcrane]

Stuart is life, thumbs up if you agree

[xxxabc123xx]

the teachers voice is the most annoying

[ladiikrazzi13]

your fat smells like chocalate

[soty1492]

i hate his voice it annoys me

[justinbgirl23]

i luv secrets my family has lots of them.....

[sammie12313]

when ever my mom tells me to do something, i say, i can do it! and push her away, lol we laff all the time!

[mag1097]

i use to do the foot thing to my mom too!

[neneluv09]

your fat smells like chocolate lol X33

[NatashaWale1995]

your breathe smells like chocolate :)

[meesterpotato1]

XDXD

if you love stuart thumps this up!

[heftyboy20121]

dont go away I know where you live!

[tvprincess7]

I lOvE StUaRt!!!! <3 HeS HiLaRiOuS!!!

[frodofiz]

"..and then I remembered that I swallowed him for insubordination."

[SweetRose1900]

"Please....please....please...­please...DON'T GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE"

[gcwilmot99]

don't go away i know were u live lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol LOLZ

[ForceRecon198]

I lost an army man and then I remember I swallowed him insubordination. LOL

[SabishiiNekolein]

stuart is so fascinading. he is as cute and adorable as he is annoying and evil XD

[charleysprincess]

DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE U LIVE!!!!

Another

HEY EVERYONE!! mRS CRAFT IS GETTIN THE FAT SUCKED OUT OF HER!!!!

[clubpenguingirl6548]

Stuart:Um My fish died my cat ate the dead fish and chocked on that and died, and my dad died

Mom: Your dad isn't dead!

Stuart: HES DEAD TO ME

Another Funny Part

Teacher: I have a secert don't tell anyone

Stuart: I love secerts my family has lots of them

Teacher: yeah i bet they do

Another One

Staurt: DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

[Chrispat8]

"Little boys who don't take responsiblity get hairy palms!"

[Kimbelle10]

@Chrispat8 Funny...My cousin told me you got it for doing something else! Lol!

I love Stuart!---

"DONNNN'T"

"HEY EVERYONE; MRS CRAFT IS GETTING THE FAT SUCKED OUT OF HER!!"

LMFAO!

[mrmatthew12323]

6:35

[MsMusicfreak2010]

omg I LOVE STUART. this one made me laugh so hard when he tells the teacher not to go away and his face is hillarious and ive tried to watch it without laughing but i just cant do it!!!!! STUART IS THE BEST!

[Chrispat8]

Please don't go away. please please please please please please please please... DON'T GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!!

[RUNDIE78]

lmao plz plz plz plz plz DONT GO AWAY I KNO WHERE U LIVE!

[Chrispat8]

"Your dad is not dead"

"HE'S DEAD TO ME!!!!"

[moores0904]

Did you like it?

Uh, no I didn't.

Then I didn't make it, bye bye.

XD lmfao!

[SpellTheHedgehog]

And when you said you were going away that made me very sad so please dont go away please please please please please please please...DONT GO AWAY I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! i laughed so hard it started to hurt

[iluvFOB77]

" well get in here"

"I can't I'm busy at recess"

Haha I love Stuart!!