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  • "It's a miracle and NO ONE CARES!"

    That is the absolute greatest, most apt description of MP3 players I've ever heard.

  • That was a great video man, awesome pictures..!!

  • Oswalt would reconsider after looking at Obama's dismal record.

    he turned out to be a failure.

  • The bottle of what are supposed to be teleportation pills have a warning on the label that says clearly "may cause dizziness" it's the simple details you treasure.

  • @BeeAre I'm really glad someone finally noticed that XD

  • I don't give a rat's ass about your politics, because politics and religion are like your genitals - I have no interest in them unless you're a hot, young girl...

    LMAO Love it!

  • Actually, I'm pretty sure Clinton started witch-hunting for bin Laden. Unless you were talking about H.W. Bush, though I honestly wouldn't know if he tried to find him or how hard he tried if he did. Then again, given what HW was involved in or had knowledge of prior to being president, I doubt we know half the shit he tried to pull.

  • Wow, young Patton looks like such a pedo. XD Edgar Allan Poe has got his work cut out for him.

  • Obama killed bin Laden, got us out of Iraq (by the deadline Bush set, for you redneck defeatists out there), and we have had slow but consistent economic growth over the last year despite Republicans trying to derail him. If rednecks would get back to dating their sisters, they wouldn't accuse Obama of being communist/socialist, Muslim/atheist, black/mega-black. Then the Republicans would worry about their real problems, such as how to get PBR stains out of Klan robes.

  • Obama is the worst US president since GW Bush.

  • @pretorious700 You realize since obama is the first president since bush that your not comparing him to anyone?

  • Yeah...hope...I remember that. Passing fad of 2008.

  • is that the time machine from big bang theory?

  • I regret voting for Ralph Nader last election,

    I shoulda voted for Cynthia Mckinney.

    It's clear to me now, that a strong black woman is the only thing that could save this country.

  • I voted for Obama and although I don't think he's the second coming of Jesus, I'm pretty happy with what he's done. Obama allowed gays in the military and got Osama bin Laden. If he gets re-elected in 2012, America might finally allow gays to get married. Something I suspect he secretly wants to do but knows it might cost him re-election if he did it in his first term. Who knows? He might even grow a pair, stop trying to please everyone and fix the economy. I stand by my vote.

  • @MrAcast84 >Obama allowed gays in the military

    He's lying. Clinton did in 1993 "Don't ask don't tell"

    "and got Osama bin Laden"

    He's lying. The military got bin Laden, Obama basically just confirmed the orders-- like Bush before him.

    "America might finally allow gays to get married."

    Lying. Marriage is a power reserved to the states under that thing Obama wipes his ass with--"the Constipation" or something.

    "He might even fix the economy."

    He SPENT it.

    "I stand by my vote".

    LOL

  • @SouthParkBear >He's lying. Clinton did in 1993 "Don't ask don't tell"

    You're being disingenuous. Gays weren't allowed to openly state they were gay or have gay relationships until Obama became president. Under Clinton, you had to keep quiet about your homosexuality.

    "He's lying. The military got bin Laden, Obama basically just confirmed the orders-- like Bush before him."

    Obama ordered the killing of Osama bin Laden. If you want to be all technical, then the bullets killed him.

  • @MrAcast84

    >ou're being disingenuous. Gays weren't allowed to openly

    You're being ANAL-- which explains why your so BUTTHURT over gays in the miiltiary LOL

    So what if they get to SAY they're gay, nobody wants to KNOW!

    "Obama ordered the killing of Osama bin Laden"

    YAH RIGHT-- I'm sure Bush just said "let him go!"

    You fucking IDIOT! The military has been after his ass since 9/11, Obama was simply THERE WHEN THEY GOT HIM.

    Butthurt fail much?

    Don't bother writing back.

  • @SouthParkBear LOL. At first I thought you were being serious, but now I see by your poorly researched, glib and childish response that you're a troll. And a hilarious one at that! :D

    Just in case anyone is wondering, Bush actually refused to put bin Laden as a top priority target. When asked why, he said he wasn't concerned. Probably because bin Laden's dad and his dad were business partners. McCain said if he found out he was in Pakistan, he wouldn't get him. Obama said he would, and did.

  • @MrAcast84

    Tell your Obama-rimjob conspiracy-theories to someone who cares, they're NOT TRUE.

    Bush made that same order in 2003. After ten years of chasing Bin Laden around the world, running down every lead, the CIA finally caught a break and had an opportunity. And it had nothing to do with which dolt was sitting in the Oval Office when it happened.

  • @SouthParkBear yours are a little more conspiracy theory esc

  • @debonnaireguy

    Actually that's the official record, you're the one who reads books by sitting on them.

  • @SouthParkBear Tell your lies to idiots that don't read. Everything I've said is factually true. Bush wasn't concerned with bin Laden and had no shame in publicly admitting this. His orders were to capture him IF he publicly showed himself. Obama made finding and killing Osama bin Laden one of his top priorities when he became President, forcing the CIA to actively find him. He gave the order to go in to Pakistan without Pakistan knowing in case bin Laden had friends within the government.

  • @SouthParkBear Bush lead the finding of Ben Laden. If it were not for him we wouldnt have tried so hard to find him. Yet to most people Obama took him down with his bear hands, got us in more wars, and won the nobel peace prize. lol what a shmuck am i right? then again why am i talking like this. its not like this is a political vid its comedy lols. happy new year

  • @MegaCokamo

    The libotard morons just keep on with the same old schtick, "BUSH DUMB, OBAMA GENIUS!" even though Obama does almost the exact same "dumb" things Bush did- like bail out big business, involve us in Iraq and Afghanistan to no end, and spike the national debt.

    And Obama did it MORE, including riots in the street.

  • @SouthParkBear Oh of course they drink the kool-aid that msnbc tells them to. Ron Paul ftw

  • @MegaCokamo

    No, not Ron Paul FTW-- Ron Paul or BUST!

  • @SouthParkBear

    "Lying. Marriage is a power reserved to the states under that thing Obama wipes his ass with--"the Constipation" or something."

    Laws are changed all the time. At one point, black people weren't allowed to go to school or eat with whites in the southern states. If you don't think marriage is a human right that should be allowed to everyone, that's your opinion. An opinion the creators of South Park don't agree with.

    "He SPENT it"

    A simplistic and disingenuous statement at best.

  • @MrAcast84

    "An opinion the creators of South Park don't agree with." It's up to the INDIVIDUAL STATE, moron. Now which state do Parker and Stone own? Oh that's right, the state of PREACHINESS.

    >>"A simplistic and disingenuous statement at best."

    Oh, you're an economics graduate? FAIL.

    You're borderline retarded at BEST. Obama's signed off more debt than all the presidents in history COMBINED, the US economy can NEVER recover without Ron Paul's plan for cutting spending-- EVER!

  • @SouthParkBear And in the 1950s it was up to the individual state on whether blacks could go to the same school as whites. But you're right--the status quo should never be questioned. Watch--I bet your kids end up being gay. LOL. And I'm sorry to hear you think South Park is too preachy. Guess you'll be changing your name since you hate the show so much.

    I'm guessing you're an economics grad? EPIC WIN!

    Saying talking points that aren't true prove you're a fucking idiot. Ron Paul is a loser.

  • i still support obama you fucking rightwing circle jerk were out of the desert now fucktards. obama for 2012.

  • 9 people have no taste.

  • Ha!!! He called Obama a 'miracle'! What a laugh! Well, I guess it is a miracle that someone actually was worse than Carter.

  • @Narpin its a miracle it wasnt mcain, like choosing arsenic or being skull fucked til you die

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  • @Narpin What a laugh! I guy who actually thinks the president does shit other than act as the poster boy/lobbyist for the US government's doucheocracy agenda. How cute lol

  • :) You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who thinks that Obama is 'fcking awesome' in 2011 !!!! Man, how times changed!

  • "Free Blowjob Robots" would get my vote

  • little...did...we know.

  • Vote Ginseng Hitler Beepollen in 2012. He's the only candidate that can fix the economy, get us out of Iraq and give us hoverboots in the next eight years.

  • @Ivanov1690 Personally I prefer Jamba "Mao Zedong" Juice's chances in 2012...

  • @Ivanov1690 WHAT about the BLOWJOB ROBOT!???

  • This is really funny.

  • Ginseng Hitler Beepollen, that's my man!

  • HMFJCOMFGROTFLCOPTERBBQSAUCE THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

  • Well that does it then. I'm writing in my vote for Ginseng Hitler Bee-Pollen. For the rest of my voting life.

  • idk but Ginsing Hitler Beepollen has my vote!

  • well... one out of three isn't that bad.

  • I want that picture at 5:15

  • well osama is dead thats one thing, i dont have too deploy to iraq anymore, me and my family have health care now. personaly i hope the free blowjob robot is next. Obama 2012 XD

  • @MegaLink117 Actually you don't have health care now. It's sad how little you liberal sheep actually know.

  • @MegaLink117 They may not be free......but you can get them...

  • Every US President is the worst ever until the next one rolls around.

  • Yeah right, this dangerous guy who has all this secret info on possible attacks, we are going to shot him in the head and bury him at sea...yeah right.

  • WOW !! He should have jumped ahead a few years a few years before He went back.

  • @mayorjimmy Yeah, I know what you mean... it's becoming easier and easier to become more and more disillusioned with President Obama and the months fly by and nothing really changes. The sad thing is when I look at the Republican line-up I don't see anyone there offering any real solutions... except maybe that Ron Paul guy... but unless enough people stand up and say that they believe in him he'll be side-lined again... and we'll end up just watching Romney go toe-to-toe with Obama... a no-win

  • @Armageddon2077 Of all the names offered up, the only one I think i'd remotely support is Rick Perry. Romney, i'd never support. Anyone with the judgement skills that enable them to believe in Mormonism i don't want running the country. sorry. Bachman is just plain crazy. Her and Palin can go get a talk show and be the conservative answer to The View. Until Americans get the sack to elect a 3rd party we'll continue getting lousy leaders and we will totally deserve it.

  • @Armageddon2077 I haven't been in the States all that long, but while Obama is decent as far as politicians go, he crossed the line with supporting the Patriot Act and supporting big oil and the War on Terror.

    I thought Ron Paul might be okay at one point, but then I found out that we'd be talking Laissez-Faire capitalism and nothing to stop institutionalized racism. I wouldn't care so much if I didn't live here, not to mention the USA's prolly going to retain its power for a while.

  • @mayorjimmy Look, it was either Obama, or putting Caribou Barbie one heart attack away from the big red button that launches the nukes. I stand by my vote.

  • @magmos

    Yeah... just question is will you vote for him again? I suppose that all depends on who the Republicans bring to the big dance :-P

  • @Armageddon2077 Honestly? I probably would. I can't bring myself to vote republican until two things happen.

    1: The party distances itself from the overly religious nutjobs infesting it.

    And 2: The party admits that Reaganomics was a stupid idea.

    After that I think I'd be willing to vote Republican. Though at this point I think the only real answer is to run myself.

  • @Armageddon2077 Nope, it doesn't. Republicans are full of shit, they 100% work for wall street, not the people. Democrats are full of shit, about 80-90% of them work for wall street, not the people. But those 10-20% is our only hope.

  • @normalais

    I don't believe Ron Paul works for Wall Street and he's a Republican. I also think that the potential debates between Ron Paul and Barack Obama would be incredible... if the Republican party has the balls to pick Ron Paul as their nominee over Mitt Romney or Michele Bachmann.

  • @magmos I know they both suck. but ill tell you what im not voting for him next time around even though i didnt vote for either mccain or obama

  • @magmos lol caribou barbie

  • @magmos And I stand by my right to mock and insult all people that believe their vote matter what-so-ever.

  • @mayorjimmy dude... he's a comedian. he's not actually being serious at all... no one cares about your political opinions. The point of this video is to be funny, nothing else.

  • nice photos brah

  • i wish i could have osama in a dunk tank filled with pee so i could chuck apples at the target and dunk him in pee.

  • @tazmon122 Me too! Every American should enjoy this noble right! But nooo, they just had to "bury him at sea". I can't imagine they didn't have a little fun with him first, if you catch my drift...

  • @eier They killed a figer head who had a LOT of valuable infomation, and the only thing that was accomplised was pissing of the extreamists. Good Effort Guys -.-

  • @lolzomgz1337

    Did you really just downplay the significance of killing osama?

  • @thomasford

    children --- play nice...

  • 6.666 views.  the end is nigh

  • Great job putting this video together. Thanks for taking the time to do it! No worries about the neocon trolls here, they are a dime a dozen, its all about standing up for what is right, no matter how many Fox sheep head this way. Reality and facts always win!

  • @Urbanz1975 The reality that the economy is worse now than when he came into office, that he's broken promises to end the wars, that he has actually expanded a war into Libya and Pakistan, hasn't closed Guantanamo Bay, and has run an over deficit of 1 trillion dollars more than Bush did? Reality and facts for the win...

  • @steamidjf Yeah, I hope America votes in Ron Paul in 2012 - he's the only candidate I believe can really bring about the changes necessary.

  • @Armageddon2077 Truth.

  • Good call Patton *rolls eyes*

    I lose respect for comedians that support politicians. Grow a fucking brain.

  • I love Patton Oswalt's work but upholding any politician is just sad. All politicians fucking suck.

  • Now I see why Patton Oswalt has spent most of his adult life heavily medicated and suffering from depression.....he's a freakin' idiot!

  • I totally get that. Unfortunately, there are people out there, my friends even, who are too full of righteousness and too in a hurry to appear morally correct to make that distinction

  • If this didn't have the last 20 seconds with the n-bomb, I'd totally post it on my FB. (My friends are ultra PC)

  • @proact212

    Yeah - I guess... but remember that Patton is imitating the two last Rednecks/Hicks/Racists/KKK members in America. He's not saying it out of anger or belief or any way other than to mock someone stupid enough to use that word out of a sense of smug superiority.

  • @Armageddon2077 He's used the T-word to equally good effect as well, mocking the right's belief in small towns as paragons of virtue.

  • @Armageddon2077

    Oh bullshit, the little monkey's always seething with hatred over the fact God made look like a lesbian. He's a bitter little life-accident like Bill Maher.

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