Russell Peters Indian Vs Chinese

[CrazySoon9413]

Although I'm a Chinese, but i feel really proud about my race when he makes fun of it, and it's truth, be a man !

[posanjit]

main thing is that...INDIA IS FATHER OF WORLD...BY CULTURE ,LANGUAGE,DEVELOPMENT,NATURE,A­ND ALL THING....SO ONLY COPY US TO MAKE PROCEED

[TheRyan6003]

:54 funny shit



[Harshamostwanted1]

Yes Indians bargain is it wrong? We don't like to pay rs.30 for an item which gives value for rs.10! We can't spend money like people in USA or UK

[meng0is0great]

Pee a man!

[darkjediMIK]

And he says Indians accents can break tension XD

[TheRealGangster2012]

I think 261 people who didnt like this are chinease/indians! Lmaoo

[Cokehead124]

@TheRealGangster2012 why would Indians not like it we helped inspire this stuff

[lfi18593]

so true!! hahahaha

[johnnytheprick]

one of the funniest routines i have ever seen.

[wildheartriverclan]

Be a man.

Buy a purse.

[forgottenmemories63]

This is really funny, True we Indians always want a bargain wherever we go ~_~

My Dad doesn't mind bargaining with people all day long just to save a little money till the person he's bargaining gets fed up and he's like "Alright, take it and leave" Lol.

[rachaelly1]

Haha I bet a whole bunch of Chinese people watched it

I did

[aTnavarrow]

hahahahahahahaha I love you Russell ~ hope to see you again lol !

[qiao2bear]

I need to check out this mall one day and see who's the $34.50 guy XD

[xxXAznxGirlXxx]

bu..... bu....... but if you're chinese, korean or japanese

they'll give you discount

[saltyoceanwater]

HAHAH it's funny cause it's true!!

[SeventhSun]

Actually Chinese and Indians are similarly penny conscious. As a Chinese whenever I speak of rising costs or what I saw was an overpriced item or service I paid for to an Indian friend or stranger I can sense they know what I am talking about and could resonate with my pain.

We really hate those dishonest and thieving capitalists alot.

[090394CL]

It's funny because it's freaking true! :D

[mj23allday247]

I'm Asian.... dude just speaks the truth. They have a hard time dealing with each other.

[tsedvd]

that is not typical chinese english, singlish more likely.

[newbiejazz]

@tsedvd Cantonese accent more likely

[akshello1997]

he's not racist, he just makes joke of the things that are incorrect with youself and your country,

if u want to call some stupid or asshole, call yourself cause you can't correct yourself instead of correcting others! BITCHES

[newbiejazz]

@akshello1997 Fag. Why would you say talking with an accent is incorrect? Even a kid knows it's normal to have accents. At least lots of Singaporeans, HongKong people and Malays can handle two to four languages.

[RajHardRod]

He is racist mother fucker.

[keyboardarctica]

@RajHardRod Haha, learn what ''racist'' means you dumb mother fucker! You cleary don't know. His just pointing out what's already been stereotyped

[digitwoman]

fucking asshole

[spottedpool109]

his chinese accent is kinda vietnamese... lol. i would know, i'm both. :D

[resrierin0857]

hong kong =every penny, main land and taiwan = discount sometimes

[FreShHarDip]

Why are chinese people called asians shouldn't indians b called asians as well

[SaintsOps123]

@FreShHarDip ikr

[kygao98]

"i'll give you 30."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

[zhaomayne]

i swear the "no" he says is the most truest thing i've ever seen in my life

[14cheetah14]

If you put your thumb up, and I put my thumb up... then we have 2 thumb. Be a man.

[Ktulu789]

@14cheetah14 ROFL!!! Greatest comment of the week!

[S0ulKnight]

Im chinese, but I THINK THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

[666jacksrk]

@S0ulKnight Thats the true spirit bro... I m an Indian ...

[balla0014]

russell u the man

[love8bb]

actually, Hong Kong people aren't like this~~ that's Chinese from mainland China. But your accent is quite funny.

[lth1182]

@love8bb Ummm, no, that's ALL Chinese whether from HK, mainland, or Macau, and proud of it! Besides, it's a Catonese accent.

[love8bb]

@lth1182 What I mean is that not every HK ppl has this accent.

[smakani91]

haha watch - "The Legend of Seran"

[mustachab]

253 people did not get a bag for 34.50 !!!!

[SeventhSun]

@mustachab

They probably paid more for a fake bag even hahaha.

[kaa10]

Be a man!

[MarekUtd]

That stereotypical asian accent was spot on haha

[myaddressis]

too bad this is one of his only funny acts

[OpTiCiMAgInatE]

who loves that mini ice cream ball machine in the middle of pacific mall? :)

[777extravaganza]

'Financial plan for you!' :-D

[360xBackxSmackz]

was this recorded with a microwave?

[kevhua1]

Indians are technically asian. because india's in asia!

[jicknjock]

Haa

[tyfsk]

His Chinese-English is much better than me !!!LOL

[naughtynavraj]

dont like his comedy...

Jus Reign is simply b3tt3R...

[sunix257]

hes fucking great!

[nadahanna]

I so wanna watch him live!!!

[mazeofdevils]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!

[ianmolt]

@jetboy793 Asshole? He is way more talented than you.

[R2Mintus]

@ianmolt

he's probably in his late 30's in this video, he doesn't age that much at all from his youtube earliest video.

[LAPrincee]

LOL, FUNNY MAN

[RickyBarnesBlog]

??? Watch the FUNNIEST DUDE EVER on my channel =))

[garyshensoa]

be a man, do the right thing, thumb up!

[yolenda4611]

he is SO good in imitating accents!! so funny lol

[jw870206]

Thuhty five daolas.

[StonedHedgehogFilms]

Did you record this with a sock?

[mohitritika1]

He's Indian himself.....both parents were anglo indians...

[ayejay197]

his best video ahahahahahaha

[TheRox53]

this dud is cool n he makes nice jokes

[SuperUncleruckus]

ahaaaaaa Russel Peters, before he turned into a white supremacist, what a jewel.

[PachucoDesigns]

@SuperUncleruckus He turned why supremacist? What the hell? He's Indian!

[SuperUncleruckus]

@PachucoDesigns haha after his red, white and black video (w.e colours they were), his stand up comedy was sucking Western Dick. I don't know if he recovered from that and became good again but we'll see in his new movie.

[PachucoDesigns]

@SuperUncleruckus Huh. I'll have to see that.

[jenniferd18]

Noo hahha I bargained with this Chinese person and He made it $10 cheaper :D 25 to 15!!

[SuperKurorin]

Lol....... Luckily a Chinese-American guy like me can handle a marriage with an Hindi-American. I know what she wants, n she gives me what I want. lol ty every1 for reading.

[MrNiceAssassin]

248+ people got ripped off.

[princesoor1]

lol ur Chinese 's hilarious

[humblebusker]

classic. love it. i'm chinese its so tru n funny XD love it. :D

[elizabethsiddique]

LMAO!!!

Oh my god i'm laughing so hard that i sound like a person suffocating!!! :D

[vidwarhead]

NOT Racist at all.... NO kind of racist reference here... Both Indians and Chinese are long time traders...... Now a reverse scenario with some Indian Jain/Seth/Marwari/Chettinad shopowner and a Chinese buyer (for that matter any buyer of Asian origin) this would have been the story. If you have a limited sense of Humor just stop bawling about that on every Youtube video..... and I am Indian....

[siewmj1]

I will not use the word insults but to make fun, we have to learn to laugh at ourselves before we can laugh at other people

[unstoic5]

i am indian, he is indian and he insults us all the time.. but HE IS KIDDING!! THATS HIS JOB!!! I LOVE HIS JoKES!! :D :D

[DannyShaw3388]

You were lucky he didn't ask for $50 to start the bargain. I know I would if I saw an Indian man walk in .

[VickiiL]

This guy makes racism funny...well hes not being serious so I dont know if its racist or not...but anyways, that is so true! I don't feel ashamed to be Chinese for some reason lol

[redwhitestudio]

the absolute truth! hahahahahaha

[IDONTKNOWWHYTOO]

@hohohee1 wtf dude, get a life

[mikmarilynmusika]

from what show is this?

[nanakii85]

Tap Sum Bong!

[ShelbyJames1]

my stomachs hurting cant stop laughing

[OMGcat96]

my name is jake peters, coincidence

[lilneeraj]

lol....read the comment below mine...its damn funny :D

[ChinaSmartMobile]

haha, Many india import Chinese goods from China via shenzhen/Hongkong/Shanghai, and india is very good at bargin, and they are good at compare prices with many diffirent suppliers, india is very smart at business and very boring, we don't like this kind of business with india.

[MzLyrikkal]

It's ting LOLLL do duh rite ting :P

[mja5076]

Thumbs UP If u watched this again and again!!

[mja5076]

lol



[MusicF4n]

he has an awesome chinese accent, and I'm asian and i can't do that.

[ahmed77751]

BE A MAN! BE A MAN! DO DUH RIGHT THING thas india or chinese?

[lilneeraj]

@ahmed77751 chinese

[WakkoisCrazy]

HEY! HEY! BE A MAN! BE A MAN! DO DUH RIGHT THING!

[saifkasbary]

witch pixel is russel? the white one?

[TheTennisStar101]

HILARIOUS!!!!!



[verbaldiarrhoea123]

who cares guys if he is saying racist stuff to make ppl laugh? realli some ppl laugh wen their best friends falls, someone gets hit by a bus, or some1 gets badly hurt... seriousy its for lolz... some stop taking it seriously............ if i thnk its funny im gonna LAUGH..... russel makes fun of all races including his own, which shows alot of character! :) so PPL WHO GET OFFENDED OVER FUCK ALL!!! dnt watch it!

[xBlackxOpsxIsxAwsum]

harro

[JohnnyWAING]

Pleasing the audience by a racist claptrap.

Shame on you Russell Peters.

Bargaining really is an annoying thing already. How can you blame the shop owner being rude?

FYI, a Chinese speaking here

[wwebreakingpoint210]

@JohnnyWAING then why bother watching? ==

[JohnnyWAING]

@wwebreakingpoint210

To learn more about what actually inside you guys' head, moron.

[wildboy789789]

lol "price gone up maybe 40 dollar"... i hope i get this job i applied for at this chinese restaurant

[KittyVikki]

I was actually like laughed at by a merchant person in chinatown when I tried to pay by card and I didn't say this but I was thinking "WTF? Dude get with the times. EVERYBODY has a card" XP stupid merchant.

[madmalik13]

lol, epic

[karthikmasscomm]

hahaaaaaa!!diz accent goes a lot in singapore!!

[MVP8AlexOvechkin8MVP]

244 people have $1

[MsDemiLovato1]

I was going to write something funny, but i could';t write the whole script =)

[bigbear197708]

funny ass shit

[NoobNo3More]

BE A MAN!!

[anityy]

he cant deny he loves asians.

[TheBrradsullivan]

@anityy ...he is asian

[rrrgovernment01]

@anityy well he is asian coinsidering that indian is considered asian

[Luccasio1]

@anityy He is Asian himself (South Asian)

[yusolaifdfer]

@anityy he himself is asian 

[Stricker]

@XSORAXxxxx

1 person needs to stop typing.

[AmirMolto]

I'm Arab and i Love Chinese Ppl and i have a three Chinese friends but acutely Chinese ppl can take ur money but u will feel inside Happiness these is they gift

[idculoser]

243 people r chinese

[bizzypeace67]

@idculoser or maybe they just dont like it lol

[ethusiasm]

@idculoser well, purse selling Chinese to be exact, lol.

[XSORAXxxxx]

243 people aren't men

[XSORAXxxxx]

243 aren't men

[hippykitty1986]

Guys, girls, misc, he's a comedian, they make fun of people, it's not serious. If you don't find it funny then find something else to watch that you DO find funny. Honestly, throwing tantrums on here is pathetic.

[XantiSparkler]

@hippykitty1986 they do not!!, that rascism, comedian r jokers. funny to every human no matter wat race bitch!!

[hippykitty1986]

@XantiSparkler Another classic keyboard warrior. Go back to your basement.

[XantiSparkler]

@hippykitty1986 Don't have a basement. go back to your van u hippy

[kurtanglerocks555]

@hippykitty1986 those people dont have sense of humor us lot do and this guy is funny but you can tell his not trying to offend them

[liedata011]

@hippykitty1986 Beee a man, doooo the right thing. Don't hate

[marten147]

Being Indian I Support Him Its true in almost all cases

[rxbrxb1986]

What did he said between 1:33 and 1:38?

[NoMusicNoMeaningful]

Peter Chao sent me here

[julittok]

 i'm afraid he is right about this

[chengchunnam]

It's farfetched

[chengchunnam]

It's farfetched

[HypnosKilla]

@chengchunnam maybe cause u r asian?

[VariBrite]

not funny...freaking racist.

Indian do worse than juz bargaining...shaking their heads all day long, talk a lot and do nothing.

[Turigamot]

@VariBrite Craimoar

[prishc206]

@VariBrite You're lucky I haven't met you yet you racist ass flap.

[VariBrite]

@prishc206 you are angry 'cos what I mentioned is true. You useless cry baby ....so what if you meet me? act like a kiddo.

[prishc206]

@VariBrite And you're very mature aren't you? You meet 4 bastards from some village in India doing stuff like this and you create a perception about the whole nation. Grow up and learn the true present of the world, not live in the stereotype created by the Americans. Yeah, it's only the Americans who view Indians like this. And if I DO meet you, I'm gonna fix you up SO bad, you aren't gonna be able to say 'mama' properly. But I'm not. It's co I'm civilized. And with civilized people anger dies.

[vijucat]

@prishc206 You're fucking awesome. Hello from another Indian!

[prishc206]

@vijucat :)

[hippykitty1986]

@prishc206 that has got to be the best insult i've seen on here in a long time. thumbs up my friend :D

[prishc206]

@hippykitty1986 Thanks :)

[GayBoysColor]

@VariBrite its a FREAKING joke dude!!!!!!!!!

[SuperMicklovin]

@VariBrite oh ? indians talk alot. have you ever been near chinese yapping on there cells 4 hours about who knows what. and in the worst times too.

[o1xkyooteee1]

I LOVE P-MALL

ASIAN INVASION EVERYWHERE

[narreshramdayal]

@o1xkyooteee1 IT'S BETTER THAN MEXICANS ...LIVING OFF THE GOV'T.... RIGHT? WE CREATE JOBS MAN..

[127hoursalive]

DO DA RYE FING. =__=

[gabrielsynthesis345]

hahaha, 30.50! take ur $ to the dollar store...!!!

[Kyugunsou]

yu sim like nais guy,, I give u best price..lol

[NagaseAluro]

You think he has good accents? Really? I mean you mist have never seen Gabriel inglesias

[playmymusic96]

this guy is creeepily accurate with accents.... :) love him!

[dannylamb456]

Noooooooooooooo

I sell you 30 doular today, tommoro I close down

Damn funny

[9LnCkL]

gabriel iglesies is better much better hes funny to though

[scaphrax]

230 people are chinese

[CamelBallZee]

People can't tell between a Chinese and Vietnamese accent. Pretty funny though.

[sidhu123ily]

this guys soooo funny lol

[Johndoe9278]

China invaded South Korea during WW2, killing millions of South Korean and UN soldiers..Thank you China for creating a monster called North Korea!!!

[zdx1015]

@Johndoe9278 Which textbook taught you this?

[Johndoe9278]

@zdx1015 Common sense text book. China did invade the Korean peninsula...its something Chinese admit, documented even in Chinese history textbooks.

[zdx1015]

@Johndoe9278 What makes you stand on the moral high ground and accuse of invasion when the west invades the most countries? FYI, the split stems from ideological differences of democracy and communism. While you are educated in a way to dislike the east, do rmb that the west is falling due to the evils of your govts and the manufactured consent from sheeps like you. It's really saddening.

[Johndoe9278]

@zdx1015 West??? oh yeah the west....I thought I was talking about China invading Korea, right??? So because the west invaded many countries China had the right to do so??? Now look at the mess China left in North Korea, by June 1.5 million will starve to death....Chinese u must be responsible for your crimes, please feed the North Koreans, after all u Chinese created North Korea together with Kim Il Sung.

[deathbeforedishonur1]

@Johndoe9278 Sorry, its not all the chinese, it was just a portion of them. It was the gorvernment that made the choice not them. I believe some chinese did not support the idea too. So please, do not get the wrong idea of all chinese did this and did that. No offence, just speaking out from what I thought was wrong. ^-9