Robin Williams-Live On Broadway 7/10

[captainhooksnephew]

What I like about Williams is that to really get him you need to know some things. Like the French and the Michelin Bomb, priceless. Also he's Episcopalian and so am I.

[expertstrategy]

"Who's your diaper daddy, who's your diaper daddy?" LOL. Pure genius.

[godsgirl487]

Umm.... Simon and Peter were the same man. His name was Simon and Jesus gave him the name Peter.

But it's okay. You're funny anyways Robin. :)

[pettypettywoodchuck2]

@godsgirl487 simon the zealot

[godsgirl487]

@pettypettywoodchuck2 Okay, my bad. I forgot about him.I'M SORRY SIMON!

[fettfan91]

when the atomic bomb goes off, there's devastation and radiation

when the atomic bong goes off...THERE'S CELEBRATION!!!

[adsyoffinch]

Atomic bong xD

[skezness]

He comes up with more material in 10 minutes than most comedians in months.

[johnnycajxrt]

@skezness no kidding... have you seen the episode when he guest starred on "Whose Line is it Anyway"? he comes up with some of the best material

[DAVIDInitiative]

Look! I'm giving a cigarette to a baby.

LOL

[harrypotterXnaruto]

@Darkhellia yes man! i was laughing so hard at "the germans are here? hello americans!"

[Darkhellia]

this dude should watch hetalia!

[therealnathandrake]

"fuck all u americans!" " o shit the germans are here" "we love u americans" xD

[jamesmarkdrain]

Legend

[TheCardolan]

one place without a secret lab up in the mountains: Jamaica

You sure? Cos I wasn't even aware that Jamaica had mountains so that lab would be easy to hide.

[thrashtildeth247]

politics and religion.....anything else??? gettin bored...

[debbieorah7]

WHose your Diaper Daddy, whose your diaper daddy? I saw that with my eye...I saw that, and if you don't believe me, I'll bitch slap you like Shiva!!

[Hogansoccer20]

fuck off Americ... Oh the Germans are here... Hello Americans!!!

[elbronco80]

Ghandi Jeans...whether you're simply not eating or telling the English to get the fuck out...Ghandi Jeans...

[doodly2BetterThanEvr]

he's awesome with the voices :D

[ienzo69demy]

i wonder how many people got the bitch slapped by shiva line?

[LightningAndHarold]

they sell chocolate crosses at the dollar store.

[Erulin68]

"Yes, i know Ghandi... he was a prick" rofl

[Halo1138]

Russia has the Bomb! WE HAVE MANY BOMBS!

We don't know where they all are!

[phinfan1972]

Russia as dee bomb.......We don't know where they all are......

[DNWtheAWESOMEone]

"And if he sees his shadow another 2,000 years of guilt."

[millshan1]

Lmao.... I'm Jamaican... :D

Someone once asked me if our national day was 4/20...

-_-

[TheWeirddreamer]

how the hell does he not get into trouble with people?! He is fucking awesome but still! How is he not in trouble with all this stuff?

[RedEmperorDragoness5]

@TheWeirddreamer Because they are probably laughing their asses off in spite of themselves.

[futureflyerms]

haha!! he kept saying nucular!!!!!

[Patches0693]

just so people are aware Jesus did have siblings. They are mentioned in the Bible once or twice. (half brothers and sisters of course=).

[thomassmith18]

This guy is a genious. He can catch his mistakes and ad lib it to make it funny as hell without skipping a beat.

[HuskyCOGtnt118]

Good but bush is smart and all you comie democrats can suck my dick

[Escox]

@HuskyCOGtnt118 You know what? You're totally right! I mean, Bush is so smart tha-Oh look at the kitty!!

[demonicprincess09]

@HuskyCOGtnt118 narrow minded much?

[dabeast711]

@HuskyCOGtnt118 Dude, I'm a Republican and I know that Bush was an idiot. And if you're going to use insults, learn how to at least spell "Commie" so you don't make the rest of us Americans look like retards.

[sarahelizabethasher]

@HuskyCOGtnt118 It must be lovely, living in your own little world...

[MrJohnvarela]

@HuskyCOGtnt118 Of course dude. His intelligence is so big as the size of your dick.

[mikiebart01]

Just fantastic!!!Absolutely incredible..

[dragonson04]

He wouldn't have prayed to Bastet, he would have prayed to Hapi

[DerekBayRoberts1]

I would love to see Robin's stand-up comentary on what's been happening on the news recently with Bin Ladin's death and how they found him.

[Reason1600]

All extremely funny! However, Jesus was NOT an only child, and Peter and Simon were the same apostle.

[spacedout93]

Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ.

[TruthWiz]

Does it get any better than this? Seriously I wish I could see a live fMRI scan of Robin William's brain while he was in the middle of one of these performances. It must be amazing. This guy is a gift to us all.

[westse02]

The 'don't go ding-dong, you asshole' part is hilarious! :D

But I thought only the women wore the dots? And what is the actual "dot"? Is that a sticker? A tattoo? A brand?

[coyotecrow4]

@westse02 It's called a "bindi" and it's paint. It washes off, but they re-apply it. The guys wear 'em too, just not as often. They do it for religious purposes and for certain holidays. Kinda like the cross on the forehead for Ash Wednesday. They'll even paint symbols on certain personal items to "bless" them. BTW, I am by no means an expert on this, so if anyone's reading this and I'm wrong, feel free to correct me.

[westse02]

@coyotecrow4 Very interesting, the only occasion I knew of before where a man wore a bindi was on MIND OF MENCIA when Carlos played Punji the convenience store owner (his "bindi" was actually a miniature video camera he used to foil a would-be burglar, as, in his words, "men don't wear the dots," LOL). Thanks for that!

[coyotecrow4]

@westse02 Don't thank me, thank the Internet lol.

[TimeLord9811]

"fuck you americans oh look the germans are here..... we love you americans" that is my fav part.

[raeven1212]

I love jerry the brother of christ, " come on jerry we're going to the beach." " oh great yeah mom, jesus is gonna walk on the water, feed everyboby, heal them, I'll sit there with a rash and sand in my ass great day for me"

[TheRidouani]

IS IT ME JESUS!! xD phahahahahahaha!!!

[westse02]

Jesus: One of you shall betray me.

Peter: Is it me, Jesus?

Jesus: No, it is not you, Peter.

Simon: Is it me, Jesus?

Jesus: No, it is not you, Simon.

Judas: Is it me, Jesus?

Jesus (sarcastically): "IS IT ME, JESUS?!?!"

LMAO!!!!

[OhDatFilipinoKid]

I know Ghandi...

[MJXStudios]

4 people have a rash and sand in their asses

[RadiationSoap]

Don't go 'ding-dong' you asshole.

[MrMistasmith]

3:52-3:56 Holy shit, that's funny!

[vanfitzgerald]

Jim-Bob the Son of God. I Love it!

[Amissdeeddead68]

Robin Williams is one funny coke headed individual

[Bobalithmiss1]

That was a very good reference to Switzerland's complicity with the Nazis during World War 2...

[Ithellama]

"Many of you men has never open chadeunair under fire." <3

[rishabhpb]

@Ithellama *chardonnay

[KRT872]

There's only one problem, Swiss don't even have an army... :D

[westse02]

"Yeah, I'm Jerry Christ, whoop-dee-do. Yeah, I healed someone. 'Here, Spot, come on, boy, heel!' Look at that! My brother, yeah, Jesus, he's a carpenter, I'm a plumber, you do the math."

[ahtartersauce101]

@logicvolume

KAHEEEE!!!

[Gemmy28]

"He kept hitting on Mother Theresa saying "whose your diaper daddy, whose your diaper daddy?" :D

[TheDanut92]

I only got one big long table, but you all have to face this one way! HAHA, great!

[ShadofofaMermaid]

The guy's got so much positive energy, he should be sold in little vials, in apothecaries, for depressed people. And the way he can switch between accents within three seconds is goddamned AMAZING.

"There is one country that looks out for all of us. The Swiss. Ja." <--- Just the way he says that with that neutral Swiss accent (German here!) cracks_me_up. XDDDDDDD

[DarkAngel50614]

I love the part were he says " Jesus Chr*** wat a great name Joe that is so much better than Smoo way to go" LMAO Robin Williams all the way

[WarriorMigs24]

No one is better than Robin Williams

[DarkAngel50614]

@WarriorMigs24 i agree

[ACEMonkey4]

I knew Gahndi...... He was a Prick!!

[igorkirov1]

I am a badass motherfucker am I not? LOL

[ChrisKingsly]

dude, he does such a good child voice. Robin forever. =-]

[sonicspeedx13]

its funny in this just one comady show that he touched almost every topic that Comedians have to touch on in so many shows 

[tussler21557]

actually it was 13 robin, but nice job

[peruzka]

OMG the joke about the swiss killed me man!!!

[NemesisProgram2]

" Were looking for Jesus, kids. C'mon!" Had me on the floor laughing.

[ChaosWerewolf]

"vhat vas that noise?"

XD

[vlada881]

I know Ghandi. He was a prick . . . I saw that with my eyes . . . if you dont belive me i will bitchslap you like a Shiva :) He and George Carlin are the best comedians ever born.

[sarahewright9]

I'd like to volunteer to be right under the Atomic Bong when that baby goes off.

[YuriFoxie]

XD "many of you have never opened chardonay under fire..."

[runar565]

atomic bong

[runar565]

russia has the bomb WE HAVE MANY BOMBS, WE DONT KNOW WHERE THEY ALL ARE... MAYBE U WANT A DIRTY BOMB XD XD XD............... u can build a disney land here, we wont go but build it

[runar565]

i knew ghandi, he was a prick

[runar565]

holy mother of god, "youre right", oh jesus christ, what a great name LOL XD

[anddlizzle]

Thumbs up if you're Jewish and were totally agreeing with this. XD

[VDragon21]

'Praise to him Jim-Bob, he who finds us stuff and gets me a job, Jim-Bob!' LOL

[thundahsenshi150]

ghandi jeans they come in size one and below!

[savannamarigold]

Actually, Jesus did have 4 other brothers: James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon.

It is stated in Mark 6:2-3 -

"And when the Sabbath had come, He began to teach in the synagogue; and the many listeners were astonished, saying, "Where did this man get these things, and what is this wisdom given to Him, and such miracles as these performed by His hands? "Is not this the carpenter, the son of Mary, and brother of James, and Joses, and Judas, and Simon? Are not His sisters here with us?"

[PosineosOfSparta]

if you pause at 0:51 robbin scolds you

[lovelygirl18]

we (the dutch) don't have a secret weapons lab up in the mountains somewhere, fuck we don't even have any mountains:p

[mythghost]

chocolate bunnies and eggs how did we get there?

[littledesmet]

Russia has the bomb... we dont' know where they all are lol

[hally95359]

he's awsome! but he cusses to much

[CallaxianTitan]

"Rabbits don't lay eggs. What is this?"

[TheBuckeyefan1992]

if u dont believe me ill bitch slap u like sheba

[DahSchnizzel]

Praise to him JimBob! He who gives us stuff and gets me a job! JimBob!

[marcuspinson]

@DahSchnizzel ALL HAIL JIM BOB!!!! (lol)

[InuKiba1]

"Praise to him, Jim Bob!" rofl made me cry laughing

[HALLAWEENBOY]

the nice germans ftw 

[WatchMan140]

The french going were going

"FUCK off you Americans!... 'gasp' the Germans are here!........ WELCOME you Americans!"

[brandonmckenzblast]

you know thet there is an actual smoking 2 year old on the internet.

[Clanknar]

"Im a bad assmother fucker am i not?" :P

[EminemFan202]

Holy mother of God

YOU'RE RIGHT!!!!!!!

lol

[LesYeuxDeDarius]

the kiddo voice he does is legendary damn it!

[shadowclaw2005]

T.T this one won't play for me. *sniff*

[pommern]

jesus actually haf several siblings......

[Harajukudarkangel]

@pommern well is not that he had a bother or not is that " can you imagine being brother of someone like jesus?" is like the sister of dakota fanning .

[crazymusicalgoof7]

Fuck all of u americans we hate you all, fuck all of... The Germans are her. Allohhhh Americans, I love you!!!

What he has 3 fingers? What am I, a bowling ball? Fuck off!

[TheKwachner227]

"dont go ding dong u asshole!" lmao

[MrVoodooevolution]

man o love robin only mofo he makes me lol my arse off

[InterEDGE]

whos your diaper daddy, whos your diaper daddy!

[Hockeyguy8541]

when the atomic bomb goes off there is devastation and radiation

when the atomic bong goes off there is celebration

lmfao

[Peglegkickboxer]

Celebraishan!

[JORDANDARKMAGIC]

"IS IT ME JESUS" xD

[AreYouWetYet]

I remember this from yearsback on HBL ...

It is Hilarious just because of the WATER and the SWEATING !!!! LOLOL

I rember they talked of it on SternFM and 94WYSP the next day

[32rip3214]

chocolate bunnies colored eggs :P

[Martastik04]

I like :D

[aeaglechrislb09]

I don't know what I've been told

Chardonnay must be served cold. : )

[GrimsClockwork]

an atomic bong...i like the sound of that

[NJNJNJNJNJNJ]

"Holy mother of God..." - "YOU'RE RIGHT!"

:D

[GrimsClockwork]

OH JESUS CHRIST!!

[rodeoclown3579]

"oh it better be mary, it better be!" Joe the father of Jesus as Ralph Cramden

[Hawgknot]

Atomic Bong

[lokienvy]

"That's so much better than Schmool." LMAO!

[Spadez9559]

"Many of you men have not opened chardonnay under fire." LOL

[darcangelo89]

Yeah im Jerry Christ whoopdy doo

[steviemagz18]

"is it me jesus" hahahhahhaa

[BattleBrother55]

Many of you men have never opened Chardonet under fire!

[onefuelsntrm]

lol, whose your diaper daddy whose your diaper daddy,

india has the bomb, pakistan has the bomb, china has the bomb or maby not maby they just have 1 billion ppl go BOOM. lol

[Throatmad2090]

High pitched voice "Rabbits don't lay eggs, what is this?" hysterical stuff :-)

[GTPGuy19]

what was that noise? 8:29 lmao

[bjsdoc]

The Germans are here.

[CardiacKid65]

Russia has de bomb, we have many bombs, we dont know where they all r, maybe you want a dirrrtty bomb hmm?

[mrgeetah]

that French bit was amazing...

[SuperboyConnerKent]

I'm a badass motherfucker am I not?

[Spaceballs30]

"Many of you men have never opened Chardonnay under fire...first of all...." LMFAO!!

[dpjgiii]

"ISH IT ME JESHUSH!?"

[xmTHEGHmx]

praise jim bob FTW

[Potatisbil]

Gotta add another quote:

"Jamaica would never make an atomic bomb. They may make an atomic bong. But i'd rather fight a war with an atomic bong, 'cause when the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation and radiation. When the atomic bong goes off there's CELEBRATION!"

[Potatisbil]

"Who's your diaperdaddy, who's your diaperdaddy?!"

[ultrajd]

"We have many bombs! We dont know where they all are." ROFL

[olastrax2]

"We don't know where they are" xD

[ChaosWerewolf]

"rabbits don't lay eggs, what is this?" lmao