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  • Wow Thanks FAB, And Now it is wednesday 25th of Jan 2012 here in America, I wish to have the Australia Day Holiday.

    MensHelpTv

  • LOL

  • lol they can get stuffed!

    show them the way to the airport!

    excellent

  • FACT: Sam CRAPovich is an idiot, I really can't stand him...and he can shove his lamb chops up his ass!

  • @Dark906Knight FACT: That was your opinion, not a fact

  • I want to punch him

  • what is number 42?

  • @Aussiechick111The meaning of life

    

  • @Aussiechick111The the answer to the universal question

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  • SAM KEKOVICH IS MY FUCKING IDOL!

  • sam has aged with lamb

  • unfortunately lamb causes erosion it washes  australia away

  • try bunya nuts

  • This guy is a caveman DOUCHE. Go back to your cave and collect your LOBBYING MONEY FROM THE MEAT INDUSTRY YOU TWAT.

  • @quoidanslemondequoi - Obviously, you've never heard of humour...

  • everyone hating on this clearly is unaustralian. otherwise they'd be able to take a joke!

  • I don't give a good fuck what you Kekovich-lovers have to say. I think he's an obnoxious fuck! That is my opinion, and being an Aussie, I'm entitled to my opinion, same as anyone in the country. so FUCK YOU!!!!

  • This fuckwit DOES NOT represent Australia. He is nothing but a loudmouthed prick. I'm a proud Aussie, but I think this guy is an arsehole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Kaffyboy fuck off kaffyboy u poof

  • @tyronelol You call me a poof when you have the name 'Tyrone'. Ha ha ha. You fag-fucking cocksucker.

  • @Kaffyboy well said

  • @TheJUNGLESURFER Thanks mate!

  • Ha ha ha! Love all the references to vegetarianism.. You corpse munchers are getting worried! Ha ha ha!

  • @UraniumMan Haha! "corpse munchers," perfect.

  • Even as a long haired, pot smoking,soap avoiding, dole bludging aussie, with little taste for red meat, I love this advert.

  • love his rants

  • There was a time when Australian leaders were like this. And it wasn't acted. Strong leaders LEAD to strong nations. One of them was worth any number of the modern day models.

  • @smacker57 Yeah: they lead them right into the toilet.

  • @quoidanslemondequoi Ever check the amount of support Australia has given England in her short history. WW1 and 2 comes to mind. Battle of Britain in particular. Foreign pilots saved your arse in those dark times when invasion was a hair's breath away and very real. And before you start bagging me back, I was born in London..West Ham, (Yeah I'm Cockney) in a year when you were still just a thought in yer ol man's eye.

  • @smacker57 I'm English and I'm still not as ignorant as whoever you just commented back to =P Australia > England.

  • @Bullring1:Hi matey, do es a favour ol chum an hav a pint at the local for me. Tis still english blood that runs through these veins. Cheers.

  • @smacker57 I'd love to except my 'local' was shut down after the msoking ban stopped people going there... Now it's a McDonalds. And a pint's £3.80 now! See? England sucks =P

  • And besides, at least 10 people who gave this clip the thumbs-down are obviously Unaustralian.

  • I'd rather this guy to be NSW's premier instead of that cash cow calling herself Kristina Keneally

  • Bloody oath.....LEGEND.....

  • I love you Sam! Fuckin legend!

  • fuck you niggers, fuck you greenies, fuck you arabs

  • This guy has a stick up his ass. He talks up-tight, he does not blink, and he never moves to much.

  • This guy has a stick up his ass. He talks up-tight, he does not blink, and he nover moves to much.

  • God bless you, Sam! It's all so true! I'd vote for you as PM any day!

  • After being away from home for so long, it makes me fucking sick to find out that this kind of racist bullshit is what passes for comedy there now.

    When did white Australia turn into a bunch of racist redneck fucking mugs?

    Shame on all of you.

  • @MightyRhinox im wondering when you left? seeing as this was made 4 years ago.

    and racism is practicly the cornerstone of comedy. nut up you poonce. thank god you left.

  • @GrinterLovesVegimite like I said ignorant redneck mugs.

  • @MightyRhinox

    I'm definitely not ignorant. I'm not blue collar, nor do i live in the Southern United State and I'm definitely not a cup you drink coffee out of. That whole sentence is flawed. When you have a proper argument, comment back.

  • @GrinterLovesVegimite perhaps when you've learned to use a dictionary, you should comment.

  • @MightyRhinox A dictionary? You make me laugh, you ustn't even understand the words you saying.

    Ignorant: A Lack of Education or Understanding.

    Redneck: Working Class Laborers From the Southern States of America

    Mugs: N/A; Not even an english words.

    So am i really the one who needs a dictionary?

  • Apparently, yes.

    Perhaps if you used one, you would cease to be ignorant of the fact that words often have many denotations (and note that mugs is the plural of mug, before you make yourself look more of a fool)

  • @MightyRhinox But you directed the words "Mugs" at me being a plural for a singular person. So can one person be multiple fools? I think not. Nevertheless a mug is something you hold a usually warm beverage, and any other term is slang. So your last comment is still moot.

    And if your words have multiple meanings besides "Mugs" please inform me because I'm assured i got Ignorant and Redneck correct.

  • @GrinterLovesVegimite why would you assume that the plural case would be directed at a single individual?

    Whether a term is used in the vernacular or not has no bearing on it's denotation in context, the context it's used in decides the appropriate denotation

    Ignorant, you've gotten right, and proved yourself to be quite well, nicely done.

    Redneck, try again.

  • @MightyRhinox well the Reply button i assumed is directed to a singular person. But anyway, please enlighten me to what redneck means.

  • @GrinterLovesVegimite to assume is to make an ass out of you and me.

    redneck

    –noun

    2. a bigot or reactionary

  • @MightyRhinox

    MightyRhinox

    -noun

    1. a gigantic faggot who moved from Australia to San Fransisco or some other country that smells its own farts because we weren't cultured enough for his coffee sipping smugness

    2. complete utter dickhead

    where you move to you inbred shitstain?

  • @soylentgreenistasty1

    Bwahahahahahahahahahaha, look at the little troll calling me an inbred shitstain.

    Thank you, soylentgreen, for proving my point once again.

  • haha, how does he manage to keep a straight face through the whole thing?

  • Australia and Japan, must go places.

  • Whats with all the lamb?? is New Zealand a suburb in Sydney?

  • I reckon this is the best one. Take that pot-smoking hippies!

  • I love this, Sam is a true Aussie and all this rubbish about him being a MLA puppet is downright insulting, he is just funny.

    If you people don't like it and are here in Aussie, PISS OFF back where you came from.

  • sam kekovich...stop passing off stupid racist 'patriotic' rhetoric as humour and fuck off. you'll say anything the meat industry will tell you as long as they fill your gob with cash eh? sellout wanker.

  • Tgmcrad go eat a dick,u cant spell and your a brain dead bogan ohhh i love my lamb that makes me a aussie gday mate .... dumb fuck

  • Hey Badge80, perhaps you would prefer the tofu sausage.

    Sam is a funny bloke and I love his monologues. I can not help if you are too retarded to look past the lamb and see the humour.

    'You know it makes sense'

  • Tofu No thanks,hes not funny the add is stupid your so narrow minded you laugh at whatever this dickhead says

  • Very funny and good example of a true australian bloke, mixture of english and yugoslavian names! Perfect!

  • @marissaburgess true australian...haha yeah ill believe it as soon you supply me with a definition of true australian marissa

  • definition of an australian?hmmmm I beleive that would be an indigenous person and anyone else who likes the place enough to go live there and call it home. I'm both so I call myself australian or koori, whichever works for ya.

  • These ads are pure gold.

  • You sir, are a stupid stupid mother fucker. I hope you get diabetes and die.

  • I hate this man >_>

  • so stupid and not at all funny kind of makes me mad

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  • Due to your conditioning your mind is split by a false left right paradigm wether it be religion, politics & just by calling my FACTS theorys tells me

    indeed YOU have not done the research as the english language is made up of some latin & yes by the looks of your comment you have fallen into the propaganda machine.

    Your mind see's conspiracy & puts theory next to it to protect your ego.

    " Ignorance is the false ego's defence against pure fear of reality "

    " Say hallo to alice for me "

  • If we all live in fairly land then perhaps you are the mad hatter.... i say lay off the mercury.

  • Perhaps perhaps>> But what if im not.

    Ohh no he cant be telling the truth its all to much for me, my ego is too proud to see reality what can I say ohh yes hes the mad hater and hes on murcury that will do it ,, now really is that all your ego can come up with PLEASE.

    Give alice a kiss sweet dreams sleepy by by time there you go..

  • Before you question my brain may I suggest you do a little research you might start looking up the US securities exchange commission & put in the search >commonwealth of australia.

    Government in latin means> Control Mind/Mind Control.

    Most people have had there mind conditioned by propaganda lies.

    Your comment has to question your own delusion of reality.

    Google> " Cestui Qui Trust = The Strawman ‏" what you think you know is an illusion and yes you live in fairy land sorry to say.

  • So what if we live in a fairy land? Accomodation. Work. Freedom to travel. I think this fairy land will suit me fine.

  • We are all free range like free range chickens with the illusion of freedom but you still have owners just have a real good look at your birth certificate, after a little research you will find its a certificate of sale of your human body to the commonwealth,you travel with a pass PORT these a UCC law shipping terms , your drivers licence comes from the department of motor transPORT again your owners shipping terms its quite clear under maritime admiralty law you are a product of there state.

  • This means you have no freedom, no rights the banks own your human body you think your a citizen but really this is an illusion,they can take your land,your money every thing except lock you up but under there illegal UCC law which they use on land Im sure they could arrange it quite easy.

    Thats why I say people live in fairy land because people really dont have any rights,rights were given by god when you were born then the commonwealth stole those birth rights and made you a corporation.

  • Carbon laws will make our human body a pollution to the earth your last right will be taken by LAW the right to live, everyone should get ready for whats comming belive me 2 years solid reserch on banking ,climte change, law and FALSE FLAGS ,we are all going to be in for a very big suprise in the near future if people dont wake up to reality and have a look for themselfs on whats really going on in the world.

  • Australians are very insecure.

  • @Bolgi What a wonderful generalisation. You're an ignoramus.

  • That's funny as.

    Even if u don't eat meat, u gotta laugh

  • And where would you be from ya spastic?

  • Australia thats how I know.

    I gather your one of those Australian people living there corporate lie thinking your actually free.

  • fuck you cunt, australia #1

  • Ahh there's nothing like the original. Kennovich can go fuck yourself, Kekovic is actually funny.

  • i love lamb chops , pity no one can afford to buy them anymore

  • fuckin amazing! if only there was a canadian version

  • " the soap avoiding, pot smoking, hippie vegetarians may disagree with me.." hahaha

  • lol Sam ROCKS!!!

  • veggo dude suck a fat one you poor wanker SAM IS A FUCKING LEGEND WHO AGREES?

  • Capital Punishment for eating tofu lol!

  • This is the best!

    Farking classic!

  • ahahahaha love it

  • What a wanker!

  • hahahaha!

  • People are way to sensitive these days! See these ads for what they are, a joke, and chill out!

  • we know it's a joke. it's just that we find the joke to be offensive, unfunny and tasteless.

  • People need to caaaalm down... Its a joke! HOLY SHIT!

  • ad for lamb guys chill

  • It's a joke, goddamn. I don't even know who this guy is and just watching this I can lol and go "Oh, he's joking."

  • You need some lamb... or a sense of humour... but I think its lamb.

  • u will eat lamb ill force u if u dont!

  • Sam Kekovich FOR PRIME MINISTER

  • has anyone else notived that this mate hasn't blinked at all?!

  • 0:28

  • TOP EFFORT MATE!

  • Is he trying to sell lamb. I love lamb curry served with pilaf rice. Umm nice. Braised lamb shanks with a nice hunters sauce. What a funny cunt.

  • 30,000 veiw =]

  • This guy might quite possibly the biggest tool i've seen

  • hehe, though he only seems to piss off the unemployed / retarded idiots in the nation, or those born without a sense of humour... so either your one of those... or you need lamb.

  • lol its an add for lamb duhhh

  • am i the only aussie that hates sam kekovich?

  • nah hes a wanker

  • im not even an aussie and i love this add so much

    GO SAM!

  • Hyperbole, love it. Especially when people don't get it when its being directed at them. Layers of irony are little hard to grasp for the average Aussie.

  • I love this add.

  • god bless sam kekovich

  • FUCKING YEAH!

    all u fucking USA people and u other fuckier who don't lie the aussies can suck my fat hairy aussie cock

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  • Fuckwit... a murdering fuckwit.

  • Sam me m8, im behind ya as 2 everythng u just said...

    and damn straight we shall show em' as 2 where the fuck the airport is!

    Excuse the french.

    good on ya m8.

  • 'Onya Sam.

  • LMAO........... If they don't like it, they know their way to the airport and if they don't, I'll show em!  GO SAM!!! I'm right behind ya mate!

  • I would like to share links that support Free speech

    Downundernewslinks

    Whitelaw towers Australia calling radio show

    stormfront

    David Duke

    PrisonPlanet

    infowars

  • GO SAM!!

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  • Sam's deadpan style is never funny to me.

    Lambs suck, GO BEEF

  • *salut*

    Hell yes Mr. Kekovich.

    Don't just serve lamb on australia day, serve it whenever you feel like it. But why stick to lamb? there is a smorgasbord of deliciousness available at your local butcher, beef, pork, chicken. The only thing more Australian is to kill it yourself after raising it yourself.

    Screw the Hippies and their unwashed hair, they're ruining our great nation and pissing me of with their self-righteous facism.

  • Here, here isam, dole bludging bloody hippies, heavy on the bullshit and light on the deodorant. They give me the sceaming squirts!!!

  • Fucking spot on Sam. I cant wait to

    celebrate Australia Day, just 4 days to go!!!

    Put some snags on the barby and invite all

    my friends over, its gona be Tops!

  • Australia is awesome and I agree with this guy. People are milking Australia for all their worth! I hate people who come here thinking that it's just another country to turn to shit because they've destroyed theirs!

    Australia day is a day to celebrate us and if I had my way we could kick everyone else out just even for a day so the real australians who speak ENGLISH could be happy.

  • Has the 2009 video come out yet?... i dont live in Australia atm.

  • i thnk my video is the new one its my accoutn idk yet

  • and who exactly are you?? who hates australia so much? just a dick head thats who

  • Yep you're right - we need more than Lamb. We also need bbq sauce, an esky full of beer and some Acca Dacca.

    you bewdy !!

  • wat a wicked bloke

  • can anyone tell me what he is saying? i really need the text but i can't find it

  • prime minister.

  • I dont care where people come from, but as long as they love australia and treat her and her people with respect, then they're good aussies in my book. They can keep their turbans and keep their women in beekeeper suits, just as long as they love australia

  • @LordAkira so nice conception. i love you

  • @LordAkira so nice , love you

  • Keka is a champ. It's tongue in cheek, if you can't accept that, then you need to harden up.

  • hahahha spot on mate (Y) every time i see the ads on tv it is just classic.. !!:)

  • It's gold. Pure gold!

    Lamb on the barbie tomorrow! :D

  • so your a long hair dole bludger

  • fuck yea. get some mates, have some lamb chops and some beer and watch the australia day test. what could be fuking better?

  • Aussie Legend

  • His last name sounds like "kicka bitch" ,and that my friends, is awesome.

  • well im a pommie, there is nothing wrong with some patriotism its good to love where your from, iv been lucky to live in 2 great countries, i love this add its funny as people need to chillax but i do agree if ur gona live somewhere u gota embrace their culture i mean im not quite drinking tinnys in the front yard throwin shrimps on the barbie just yet , love where ur from and embrace where u are!!

  • then don't fucken come to australia, ya dickhead!

  • was that a reply to my comment coz if it was it makes no sense?

  • wtf dude?

  • Irish person here living in Oz for 6 months. Lighten up everyone. its a joke. When did we forget to laugh

  • Does "I'll do my block" mean he'll shoot himself in the head?

  • nah. it's an Aussie term for "I'll get really angry."

  • what a lot of people don't understand (overseas viewers are forgiven ;-)) is that Sam Kekovich is satirising ignorant, right-wing wankers in this country who really do sound like this. Sam K is actually urging a fair go for everyone who has come here and made our country richer, better and a lot less boring.

  • what a lot of people don't understand (overseas viewers are forgiven ;-)) is that Sam Kekovich is satirising ignorant right-wing wankers in this country (like LordAkira) who really do sound like this. Sam K is actually urging a fair go for everyone who has come here and made our country richer, better and a lot less boring.

  • It means he'll get angry and pissed off at someone.

  • Can't say that I know who this guy is, but I heard nothing "racist" come out of his mouth. At least the parts I actually understood. LOL!

  • This shit makes me wish I was Australian!!!!

  • You're australian if you love australia and think its the best country in the world.

  • Grow up, Gaylord - there is no such thing as the best country in the world, for God's sake. What would I know? Well, I've spent 10 of my 42 years outside Shtraya and have seen a fair bit of some other cultures close up - and I survived! And no, I'm not `one of them' - ethnically, I'm 100 per cent Anglo-Irish. Do yourself a favour - live overseas for a while and get half a clue on what the world is all about.