Pearl Drops' Tooth Polish, strange commercial c.1982.

[MissRandomSmoothie]

Lool but I only laughed at the song at the end

[definitedoll]

Pearl Drops Tooth Polish came out in 1972. I used to buy it from time to time.

It was a luxury item and cost about $1.25 back in those days!!

[smjjohnson]

I would have banged her back then

[zolluuu]

Wow, back then you didn't have to be attractive to be on TV

[mandybarr80]

that toothbrush looks like something I would use to scrub the grout and tiles in my bathroom lol

[MsSamanthaElise]

What she meant to say was "shit, shower and shave".

[me700gnomes]

He's a catch

[SpaceWars2025]

@me700gnomes Not bad for a creepy stalker huh.. :p

[lurch321]

@ :28, she sounds like a malfunctioning ambulance. Also, the guy in this ad is Bing Bingham..............he was Alex in "Dear Alex and Annie"..........anyone remember that? It was a bunch of shorts that ran between Saturday morning cartoons where they answered kids' letters asking for advice on how to deal with typical kid problems. There's some YT clips of this, I think.

[alphakid42]

He's gonna get some, pearl drops or no, 'cuz this girl is in heat.

[NYKID10014]

That dude had one nasty unibrow

[simpsons101ful]

at the end it sounded like pearl drugs

[SpaceWars2025]

@simpsons101ful I think alot of these teeth whiteners DO make your teeth whiter in the beginning but remove enamal ... so after years of use, your teeth will probably get more yellow than if you didnt use these products..

[shmuli9]

@SpaceWars2025 That's EXACTLY what happens. All toothpastes actually whiten teeth to some degree...

[asjabluedog]

@SpaceWars2025 that is true, it weakens the enamel on your teeth so in time they start to chip and decay.

[macarion]

0:08

Jason Schwartzman

[89horizon]

So women have shower, shampoo and shine and guys have shit, shower and shave. It all makes sense now!

[ZellerX]

This ad was pretty weird even before someone played with it ... the slowed down/replayed bit was never in the original ad though.

[TheAdultChild101]

I bought a bottle of this once decades ago, didn't work for shit.

[williepete82]

Isn't that guy Wierd Al Yankovic?

[SpaceWars2025]

@williepete82 LOOL, it's him before his jerry curls. :p

[geon67]

Hilarious-really points out how hot/creepy/bizarre those ads were

[SpaceWars2025]

@geon67 The creepiest thing here in this commercial may just be that dudes hairstyle. :p

[spikefivefivefive]

I bet she got a pearl necklace after that

[chandru1103]

@spikefivefivefive too much....just too much.

[reichmarshall]

Backwards!

[atronix]

AHAHAHAHA

[manhill]

i`d do her hard.

[er124656]

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[2BRKSHS]

Great editing!!! Hilarious!

[HadesOnEarth]

Dramatization. May not have happened.