I just finished reading dreamseller and it's great. I was sad for him in so many parts and I literally cried for his mom. I recommend Dreamseller to anyone. whether you are a fan of Novak or not, after you read the book you will be. Buy it, read it, love it... I did :)
haha bams face and the way he says "wheres my needle" reminds me of 12 days of novak and then tries to push brandon in the pool...i love bam margera<3
@TheGotbigballs i fucked him in 2008 actually he buttfuct me i didnt care it felt sooo good..only complaint he came down my throat so far i almost choked haha
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everyone who bought this book got played by novak, hes gunna spend your money on more drugs, the most lazy way of making money, puttin out a book lol im boycoting this book for him own good:P
i don't know why your comment got 2 thumbs down, its the truth. he'll never change, and now he has the money to keep buying the stuff that will eventually kill him
well ive been keeping up with alot of bam and novak stuff lately,, and bam said that people are trying to change the orginal script they made up. he said theyll get things settled soon. movie might come out like late 2009 or early 2010.
yeah... but who would offer 40 to suck a dick. I think the guy offered 40 bucks to get HIS thing sucked. but that would just be too embarraressing and humiliating to put in the book.
yeah the guy come up to him and said he wont give him 40 'bucks' for the piece of furniture but he will give him 40 to let him suck on his dick. But come one its Novak we're talking about, he's not embarrassed to put it in the book, listen to radio bam the amount of weird stories they talk about haha
There's gonna b a sequil (they said it on radio bam this monday!) also, novak's father just died so he'll write about him in the next book (because he won't have to track him down to sign a release!)
you will be suprised at what you will do when you want dope money. been there, got the t-shirt, just haven't wrote the book yet. i feel so sorry for him, just like i do every other addict who falls into heroin. its so easy to fall quicker than you anticipated into that life. i really want to buy this book, i shall have to do so. see if they have it in bookstores here in the uk, if not, sure amazon uk will. i am seeing vid titles "novak back on drugs" true? check out SEBASTIAN HORSLEY he rox
I just finished reading dreamseller and it's great. I was sad for him in so many parts and I literally cried for his mom. I recommend Dreamseller to anyone. whether you are a fan of Novak or not, after you read the book you will be. Buy it, read it, love it... I did :)
annette9341 1 month ago
haha bams face and the way he says "wheres my needle" reminds me of 12 days of novak and then tries to push brandon in the pool...i love bam margera<3
AmyMargera1D 1 month ago
Anyone know if the book is good?
SHaRoNNeDooLs24 1 month ago
oh wait ah ah at 0:35
TheJaylenMadden 2 months ago
LOL Bam looks so funny with his pedo smile the whole time!!! <3
irahkriz 6 months ago 7
Wheres my needle? Lololol
IKTlover12 7 months ago
"You idion!" lmao! I don't think that's a word, Bam. haha(:
uniquemusicjunkie 7 months ago
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mmm i will see it as soon as I can¡
sanatius 7 months ago
i love that random guy who appears at 0:30 , ready to have a bath haha
sanatius 7 months ago
@sanatius thats bam's dad..
madsterrproductionsx 7 months ago
@madsterrproductionsx nooo hahaha the moustache man at 0:33 , not Phil ¡
sanatius 7 months ago
@sanatius " moustache man " is Mark Hannah - Phannah
Hes one of the main people in where teh fuck is santa :P
wwefanjames 7 months ago
@wwefanjames ohh okey¡ i have seen all the viva la bam episodes and haggard , but i havent seen where the fuck is santa yet¡
sanatius 7 months ago
@sanatius Amazing film!.
wwefanjames 7 months ago
Did anyone notice something flew out of Novak's pocket at the end and landed in the pool?
Aha.
thesierraproject 7 months ago
@thesierraproject it was the shades on his head
sk8rman632 7 months ago
Press 9 to watch Novak dance.
A7Xblood 8 months ago
Haha bam's face:). "Wheres my needle"!
TheGotbigballs 8 months ago
@TheGotbigballs i fucked him in 2008 actually he buttfuct me i didnt care it felt sooo good..only complaint he came down my throat so far i almost choked haha
BizzareCorpse 8 months ago
Nidiot.
Trystaticus 8 months ago
Keep pressing 8.
KBBStudios 9 months ago
haha bams (gorgeous) face at the start XD XD n i love when he says "wheres my needle"
ilovexxcassyxx 9 months ago
i love how brandon sags his pants with out boxers on. :D hahah
FirstAidSkateboards 10 months ago
@FirstAidSkateboards haha agreed :) lol
DoofStar112 10 months ago
bam's face is priceless
oliviahorse101 1 year ago 5
whats that song?!?
theJOKERahaha 1 year ago
@theJOKERahaha jacking off at full speed while crying by shitbirdz
FennecFoox 10 months ago
Did his phone fall in the pool? xD
nikki0919 1 year ago
0:37 something fell into the pool, i think it was his phone hahaha
SuperAmazingsinger 1 year ago
@SuperAmazingsinger no his glasses
05ananas05 1 year ago
@SuperAmazingsinger His glasses ,cocknober.
GGallinPro 1 year ago
@SuperAmazingsinger it was the glasses
deftonespg 1 year ago
What song is that on the background?
DarkDragonAdal 1 year ago
hahaha bams face makes me feel all happy inside
AnieckLoveRuben 1 year ago
lol hes glasses fell in the pool
xXR0883Xx 1 year ago
LMFAO. Novak and Bam are very smexyy :]
NaomixRodriguezTV 1 year ago
LOL PHIL FTW!!!
HammersmashedTaco 1 year ago 3
lol novak's mobile or something fell into the water xD
22JOHNNYDEPPLUVER 1 year ago
NOVAK. IS. HOT.!
22JOHNNYDEPPLUVER 1 year ago
@22JOHNNYDEPPLUVER he has deseases
orbion2 1 year ago
@orbion2 uhh, yeah i knoow.....?
22JOHNNYDEPPLUVER 1 year ago
i love how he said 'should i say his name too?'
heartagramBryar69 1 year ago
wats tat song its sick
wolfiefall 1 year ago
"you ideon!" haha i love bam
dhowell1959 1 year ago
"Jacking off at full speed while crying!" Ahahaha
Shitbirdz is the man.
BamxxBamxx 1 year ago 5
@BamxxBamxx I just noticied that xD!!!
2Dcornflake 1 year ago
did any one else think that it sounded like Ape was haveing an orgasm in the background when novak all most falls in the pool?!?!
heartagramBryar69 1 year ago
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BamxxBamxx 1 year ago
I was just about to say that!!!
2:28 Novak laughing<3
you know thats exactly how he looked as a little boy ahaha
he looks legit happy
and he prob didnt fall in the pool 'cause hes soberrr
when he was all doped up he was drawn to pools and other things
that he fell in/off 'cause of Bam :p
i hope hes still Sober :S
Koryniirk 1 year ago
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BamxxBamxx 1 year ago
i love that brandon didn't fall in the pool.
for some reason.
mesuhlikemusic 1 year ago
OMG!! Bams eyes!!! At 0:34
He looked cute
ponies123456 2 years ago 3
does someone know the song in the background?? I think it´s really cool but I can´t find it anywhere...
Love novak and Bam and of corse PHIL
Fruit0Head 2 years ago
It`s "Jacking off in full speed while crying" by Shitbirdz =)
watch?v=-hIZkmiVuPM
raidmaxi 2 years ago 2
where's my needle
markuzzzzz2k 2 years ago
oh there it is
juggHERnutt 2 years ago
not intrested
kavlak7 2 years ago
You should be
fartdogman99 2 years ago 2
i read it. it is really good. i would highley reccomend it
MidnightCobra28 2 years ago 3
i love when bam says "wheres my needle?" ahaha
Andreaaa143 2 years ago 66
what the f*whitsle*
novak avoids pool barely XD
saiyaman7 2 years ago 2
novak's smile is precious (:
sayydeexkillz 2 years ago 36
Novak is so sexy.
Klababy19 2 years ago 4
when he's clean...
Klababy19 2 years ago 4
haha i love novak.
did anyone notice that in every video that novaks in he's always showin hisass crack. Lol.
dragdeadbodies 2 years ago 4
So what's the current situation with Novak then? i heard he got kicked out of rehab and ended up in a psychiatric home..?
cdsmith1990 2 years ago 2
@cdsmith1990 u heard wrong
dragonass56 2 years ago
well it was all over the internet so ya'know....
cdsmith1990 2 years ago
i think his phone fell in the water lol
Agendasuicid 2 years ago
yeah your right lmao something fell in atleast
colombian12345678910 2 years ago
LOL, 'where's my needle?' hahaha... I love 'em. I think I'm gonna get Dreamseller for my birthday. Novak is SO phitt. <3
xXxRav3rRawrBabyxXx 2 years ago
0:33 ha
dsk543 2 years ago
:33 lol
dsk543 2 years ago
I GOT HIS BOOK!! it's really good ^_^ Novak, Bam and Frantz is amazing
JonathansGurl91 2 years ago
OMG!!!!i am in love with novak!!!!!!!!! viva la bam is my fav show in the world
kevinswife01 2 years ago 5
Serious as Dog Dirt is Bams New book
uiopytrre 2 years ago 3
haha phil!
Lizzy5004 2 years ago
Hahah, I love Phil(:
Skankingtothebeat 2 years ago 3
wheres my needle
sk8ter904 2 years ago
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I like to smoke crack with my niggers.
sk8r4life757 2 years ago
Rick its jackass, Joe Frantz -> bam's world
FrackassTv1 2 years ago
lol "idion" "Phil, what the f-*WOOP!!!*
jackspicer8564 2 years ago 2
jackass world too
phils so damn funny
how he cuts in lol
slip1160 2 years ago 5
ahaha look at bams face the whole time!=p
slice1295 2 years ago 3
Great Book. <3 i advise you read it.
BrEaThEWiTNoAiR 2 years ago 3
Read that book! Its soo good!
PurpleStain6 2 years ago 2
It's Joseph Frantz.
skatemaniac8 2 years ago
no thats joe frantz
richmondasare 2 years ago
wheres my needle lol
CrissAngl 2 years ago 4
haha holy shit bam makes such a creepy face with intense eyes as novak's talkin there! haha.
Dvoie 2 years ago
i go the book 2 days ago i just finished reading it and it was really good
uiopytrre 2 years ago
Did anyone hear that there's gonna be a second book?!?! I can't freaking wait!!!
emily16302 2 years ago
Really!!?? Oooooh goood!
PurpleStain6 2 years ago
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everyone who bought this book got played by novak, hes gunna spend your money on more drugs, the most lazy way of making money, puttin out a book lol im boycoting this book for him own good:P
o0FreakinStein0o 2 years ago
i don't know why your comment got 2 thumbs down, its the truth. he'll never change, and now he has the money to keep buying the stuff that will eventually kill him
kwb1721 2 years ago
Yeaa i just got that book yesterday, havnt got a chance to read it yet. I get out of school on June 10th so then ill have time to read it
lilshane93 2 years ago
Song in the background: Jackin Off At Full Speed While Crying bu Unkle Matt and The Shitbirdz
JukkaLover 2 years ago
love bam's jackass face at the start.
kudgcn43 2 years ago 3
ahha ditto bam's hott :)
xxMCR4LYFExx 2 years ago
the book is out.cuz i own it.. but the movie isnt... not yet.
mrsmattdillon 2 years ago
yer i got the book to its great where u from? what do u mean movie?
shauneddie 2 years ago
well ive been keeping up with alot of bam and novak stuff lately,, and bam said that people are trying to change the orginal script they made up. he said theyll get things settled soon. movie might come out like late 2009 or early 2010.
bam will be playing the part of novak. :)
mrsmattdillon 2 years ago
yeah, and hollywood people tried to change the script but bam didnt want it to be a huge movie
kevin6009000 2 years ago
yeah i know.
he never wants his movies to be huge.
he even has his own productions.
mrsmattdillon 2 years ago
yeah
kevin6009000 2 years ago
i love at 00:34 wheres my needle
TheMan16111 2 years ago 3
i love his gay little spin at the end. i feel bad that he didnt fall in, you know bam will throw him into the pool in 2 minuets
twitchinglotus 2 years ago
what does Phil says?
bloodymary313 2 years ago
he says you can get it at jackassworld
WaLLzy774 2 years ago
Who else thinks Novak switched the truth around a little when some guy offered 40 bucks to suck his thing...
zimonslot 2 years ago
nah totally true...
rawsdesk 2 years ago
yeah... but who would offer 40 to suck a dick. I think the guy offered 40 bucks to get HIS thing sucked. but that would just be too embarraressing and humiliating to put in the book.
just a hunch...
zimonslot 2 years ago
yeah the guy come up to him and said he wont give him 40 'bucks' for the piece of furniture but he will give him 40 to let him suck on his dick. But come one its Novak we're talking about, he's not embarrassed to put it in the book, listen to radio bam the amount of weird stories they talk about haha
rawsdesk 2 years ago 2
haha...did anyone else notice that Hannah has the Finland tattoo (from where the f is santa?!) lol 0:34
emily16302 2 years ago 6
ive read this book and i can honestly say it is brilliant i recoment its a buy!!
XxXbecky21XxX 2 years ago
where can i find the movie ??
mathopen 2 years ago
movie? what movie?
rawsdesk 2 years ago
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emily16302 2 years ago
There's gonna b a sequil (they said it on radio bam this monday!) also, novak's father just died so he'll write about him in the next book (because he won't have to track him down to sign a release!)
emily16302 2 years ago
It's all true!
OhioChad99 2 years ago
jackin off at full speed while cryin
FatherFalcone3 2 years ago
allmost going over the edge into the pool says something about novak his life :P
jorn89 3 years ago
lol i thought bam was cardboard at first! i wanna read that book so bad!!
twix1616 3 years ago 3
wheres my needle? haha aww i love the book!
minghagslove 3 years ago 6
The book is really good .:))
wildbitch410 3 years ago
Ordered it off Amazon on Thursday, i think? i should get it on Monday or Tuesday
wiseman091190 3 years ago
Idion Is Pretty Much My New Favorite Word Now :DD
And I Want To Read This So Bad!
I'm Gonna Go To Barnes And Noble er Soemthing...
ilovemcr3 3 years ago
"and amazon idion"
haha best line ever
shadddey5 3 years ago
When is the movie coming out???
JukkaLover 3 years ago
I got the book too but isn't he still on herion?
red423 3 years ago 2
really can i borow it joke and i think he kicked it when bam kicked him out of westchester
fiendwithaface13 3 years ago
I read the book the ending is well, sad but still a decent read.
red423 3 years ago
i got this book for christmas, and i already read it. its great!
gomerrpm21 3 years ago
wow novak wrote a book
fingerboard4flatface 3 years ago 4
I love novak =D i just got his 2 dreamseller shirts =p got them on amazon, but i got the book in barnes and noble i love it and him sooo much.
easthooligunz 3 years ago
you will be suprised at what you will do when you want dope money. been there, got the t-shirt, just haven't wrote the book yet. i feel so sorry for him, just like i do every other addict who falls into heroin. its so easy to fall quicker than you anticipated into that life. i really want to buy this book, i shall have to do so. see if they have it in bookstores here in the uk, if not, sure amazon uk will. i am seeing vid titles "novak back on drugs" true? check out SEBASTIAN HORSLEY he rox
NaomiCave 3 years ago
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SadiexParanoia 3 years ago
I just ordered it :D
KalmarDeZZe 3 years ago
SHIT BIRDS in the background
hhahahaha
"jackin off at full speed while cryingggg"
twistt 3 years ago 3
i didnt see shitbirdz O_O
blackxthink 3 years ago
haha Phil!ahh i love them both :]
mulishaXjessie 3 years ago 2
never mind [:
i bought the book today xD
perfectxokissess 3 years ago
wait.
i thought it comes out today?
perfectxokissess 3 years ago
brandon novak's smile makes me melt, despite his mingin' ways.
xo can't wait till the end of this month. I pre-ordered (of course)
ladidagirl666 3 years ago 6
I simply cannot wait to read this book. Been waiting for it for a year.
sweetblood329 3 years ago
i LOVE Bam!!!! he´s soo cute, sexy hot funny etc perfect hahahaha novak i love u!
forrealzip 3 years ago 2
October? Hooh, I thought it was coming out this month goddamn it. Excellent score, for the record.
"It don't work, it don't hurt."
NaturensGalleri 3 years ago
I'm so getting that! I love brandon novak! ahahah hes so cutee
kaylaisstellar4 3 years ago 2
at 6 sec you hear Phil say, what you doing
Tyler0TH 3 years ago
october 2008?
yuuuuuuuuuuuupaLeX 3 years ago 2
hah bam just stares at the camera
ShadyCaveman568 3 years ago 6
still not better then Nikki Sixx's The Heroin Diaries Book but still a pretty badass read
Chocobo123 3 years ago 3
"They no who he is i put a little title right there" Hahah
Bam looks well scary when Novak is talking :L
"Jackass world too."
"Phil wtf?" Haha..x
Chloooooex 3 years ago 4
hyahahahaha "Phil..WTF??"
ShadyCaveman568 3 years ago 4
haha
I love Novak!
<33
He is sooooo hottttt!
ChelseyOlisaurus 3 years ago 6
whens the movie coming?
ert69 3 years ago 4
i just preorderd..wheres my needle! lmao
weedfien420 3 years ago 5
I pre-ordered on amazon too
valleycKy 3 years ago 5
i preordered on amazon ^-^
maisielouRAWR 3 years ago 5
i cant wate
i love novak
love2loveca 3 years ago 3
haha he probably said "Wheres my needle" cuz the books basically about novaks herion problem...
littlelucus 3 years ago
actually it's a joke from Radiobam.
sweetblood329 3 years ago 6
jackass world too
lunchboxinhell 3 years ago
that is so fucked up " wheres my needle" lol
hustleking28 3 years ago
where's ma needle
lol
i'll probably read it
OrAnGeYsKaTe 3 years ago
this is gonna be the first book i ever read!!!! lol
Gnarkillcky 3 years ago 3
Do you know an exact name and an interpreter of the song? Thank you!
rosnos12345 3 years ago
The song is Jacking Off At Fullspeed While Crying !
I know that Jess is doing the drums & Shitbirdz is singing, but I don't know if it's like on a Gnarkill album or something :s
They just said that on Radio Bam, that they made the song to have fun .
Pois0nxHeart 3 years ago 2
Ok, it's (almost) impossible to find that song anywhere... But thank you very much for your answer!
rosnos12345 3 years ago
Lol, You're welcome ^^
Pois0nxHeart 3 years ago
It's Unkle Matt And The Shitbirdz and it's from the album Greatest Shitz. You might still be able to get it from CDBaby.
thehuntill 3 years ago
Lool, it's on iTunes too x)
Pois0nxHeart 3 years ago 5
this cd is on itunes now.
sweetblood329 3 years ago 2
sme as some other people i hate reading but i reallu want it
333yardy333 3 years ago